Completely Gratuitous
Filed under: Jessica Biel
Justin Timberpuss' boyfriend, Jessica Biel, looking pretty hawt in the new issue of Gotham magazine.
Not too shabby!
Posted: June 8, 2009 at 12:00 pm
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What did they do to her hips in the top shot?
Fucking aweful!
I can't spell today!
AWEFUL!
Yea she's pretty but what is it she does again?
"boyfriend," bahhahaha
except for hte face
You are JUST figuring it out now?
If you didn't say who this was, I would never have guessed. Amazing whoever did the airbrushing. She usually looks like a MAN!!
what does she promote?
Didn't even recognize her, photoshopped much?
I think she does in fact look great in these pics. Kinda like Kelly McGillis circa Top Gun. (well, except with dark hair)
sorry i'll pass
I don't like the first picture…………
she looks good because the photos don't look like her
anyone can look that hot with the right makeup & photoshop perez
in person, girl is just another pretty girl
sorry but i see girls on the street hotter than her everyday
she's a horrible actress
has a boring personality
and is only famous b/c she's fucking justin…who is a washed up boy bander
Jesus Christ could this be any more photo-shopped?! To praise this as "hawt" is like praising Finding Nemo for depicting sea-life. You are such a fucking douche!
i dont find her pretty at all. never have.
Thank goodness for air brushing…she usually looks like Michael Jackson. I loathe her.
Re: RedWingsFan – Yeah I don't know what she does? Time to google her I say haha I really don't knwo what she does :S I feel so dumb haha
shes nasty
No matter how much money, talent or lack thereof, makeup, clothes or airbrushing they do to this chick, she is still fugly in my book! And she can thank her f'd up personality for that.
Its disgusting to me that you think a woman should be a stick and have no curves to be sexy. Some women have athletic figures that doesn't make them men. You are so bad for society.
Can't stand her. She's average.
She looks good..
She looks hot becuase it looks nothing like her…
The amazing disappering nose!
Is that Mary!!!?????
I loved 7th Heaven!
WOW she CHANGED so much! She used to be really lanky and boyish looking!
um, I'm pretty sure she's his GIRLFRIEND, unless there's something we're not being told…
So, if she's concerned about being too beautiful to get a quality job, why is she flaunting it like this? I hate Hollywood Hypocrites.
Not to be rude but I don't see anything great about her. I mean some celebrities pictures have that wow factor where they look gorgeous and lets face it that all of the magazines photoshop nowadays. Jessica Biel lacks that factor and is not that great of an actress anyway.
Gorgeous
damm this girl i HOTTTT!!!!! I dont care what anyone says….
I don't get her at all, I don't think she's anything special - seems like I'm on my own with that though.
She just looks flat faced and plain to me.
PhotoShop anyone? Any resemblance to the real Jessica is purely coincidental.
The only problem is the photos don't even resemble her. If she looked like these photos, she wouldn't be called she male. A hell of an Air brush.
I don't see why people think she's hot … ?????
i think she's trying to look like Eva Mendez or a drag queen
they airbrushed the shit out of her!
FIRST TIME SHE DONT LOOK LIKE A MAN
CONGRATZ
I wonder why all of a sudden Jessica is willing to do all this nudity and if it is a sign of things to come. Im sure with movie sales doing a nose dive that the competition for starring roles is way up. It works for me..
She is ugly. Even this photoshoped picture makes her look ugly. She looks too much like a man
i actually think she looks thoroughly horrible in these pictures. very manly. maybe that's what you liked about them though!?
I usually don't call jealousy but anyone who claims that she doesn't look hot is just stewing in their own bad looks.
Baby girl looks hot, I don't give a damn if you don't know what she does. She looks great.
Secondly folks she looks just like she always does, maybe a few of you dumbasses don't know that black and white photos produce contrasts and bring all the attention to the bone structure but that's Ms. Biel.
Finally Peroxide you don't know a damn thing about women so try to keep the shit tlking to your mama.
BWAHAHA!! So true Perez! They have to keep showing her tits to remind you that she's a woman.
Wasn't her no talent ass complaining about being too pretty to get work? This could be why-I could be wrong. She still looks a lil tranny in this flick-but if her feminine man like is-WE LOVE IT!!!
Maybe now Hollywood will take her serious now that she has done yet another glamor shoot!
Re: Mother Goose –
ooooohhhh…that's funny!
Now that U said it…she does look like the drawings of MJ on Family Guy!!
Don't you call her ugly all the time?
what did she do to make you "like" her? did she say hi to you at a party, so now you are her biggest fan?
you are the biggest turn-coat…
THEY DID REAL GOOD THEY ADDED HIPS WHERE THERE IS NONE…HER FACE IS SOMEONE ELSE'S FACE…LOOKS WAYYYY PRETTY NOT THAT PITBULL FRICKING FACE OF HERS…..CAN'T SING CAN'T ACT!!!
I don't think I'll buy that mag because shes just too beautiful to look at. Just like she told us she was.
Photoshop much?
Not even major photoshop can help her case, because she is still fugly! Maybe boyfriend told her to show some skin, so people would see her movie. It's probably going straight to DVD.
Man face with fake wanna-be Angelina lips!
Have you read the interview?!
Once again she was a complete egotistical bitch in the interview, saying how she has "made her mark"!
"Im TOO pretty" - pah-lease… get over yourself… what was the last movie you were in that was any good anyway??
theres something about her face i dont like…. makes her look old
shes sooooo hott.gorgeous
ilovelovelove it
shes soo hott.
gorgeous
i lovelovelove it
Whatever guys.
She is hot. A natural beauty!
She may not be doing much at the moment, but I would pick her, over, say, Megan Fox, any day.
i thought that was eva mendez for a second there LOL
I find it interesting that the bitchiest, most spiteful comments about Biel on this board seem to be from women (based on their email names). I know this kind of mean-spirited hostility worked for you girls in high school, but isn't it time you grew up and stopped being jealous of women who are more successful and attractive than you can ever hope to be? You bitch and moan about Biel being "ugly," but your hateful comments prove that YOU are the ugly ones. My advice: stop bitching about Biel and do something about your own arrogance and self-hatred.
she's gorgeous. she looks nothing like a man. leave her alone.
hubba hubba
I dont understand why people don't find her attractive. She has a different kind of beauty, a few strong features.
Timberpuss's boyfriend! amazing!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
she could get it.
she looks really pretty in these pics
She looks like a man with a big wig. Trannie alert!
She's really beautiful. I forgot how pretty she was because she always dresses like a man.
Fug.
She is a very attractive woman. Jessica's beauty is not a cookie cutter beauty. It amazes me that more fake plastic California bitches don't melt in the California heat.
I usually don't call jealousy but anyone who claims that she doesn't look hot is just stewing in their own bad looks.
Baby girl looks hot, I don't give a damn if you don't know what she does. She looks great.
Re: MarieRi –
For real, motherfuckers is just straight retarded. She has always looked healthy and real.
I dont like her!! she's tooo wannabe! she's imitates angelina jolie and scarlet hoHANSON! AND SHE DOESN;T HAVE TALENT!she doesn't deserve fame. eckk!
She has old style classic beauty.
mhmmm i still think 7 heaven with her.. i dunno.