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Filed under: Eddie MurphyEddie Murphy at the premiere of his latest shiteous flick, Imagine That, this weekend in El Lay.
Eddie Murphy has that shit-eating grin on his face because ____________.
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Posted: June 8, 2009 at 2:30 pm
this movie may actually make a profit this time.
first……or maybe not
uhhh…hes happy….? dont really care
he found out that he didn't have to pay for child suppoort anymore. BURN.
He knows we're stuck with him.
"my movies suck, but you dumbasses still give me your money"
he's just had another kid
because he just met up with his tranny GF in the alley!
he should stop making movies. or just go back to SNL and do more Buckwheat is Dead and Gumby bits.
Because he just realized that his career is over and that he's in a kids flick.
cause he cant act for shit!!!!
stoned!!!!!!!
He's laughing all the way to the bank!!
he just ate shit…
… everyone is still paying money to see his pictures.
You would think with all his money and arrogance he would do something about them uglyass chicklet teeth
Because he's a bastard ?!
because I negotiated a flat-fee contract that's not dependent upon reaching a set certain amount in ticket sales. even when it bombs, i'll still get paid the same amout, $300,000.
eddie muphy he's saying " im going deep deep deep undercover " lol ?
because he can talk to animals lol
Eddie Murphy has that shit-eating grin on his face because he is funnier and more talented with more money than that whack blogger perez hilton.
seriously this guy always hates on what he cant be… so the man makes less profane movies these days, mostly aimed at kids, because he has kids and actually tries to be responsable and still earn a paycheck.
While I admit I do miss the old Eddie, hes a legend, and blog posts like this are not needed.
He just realised he left his pleasure balls up his arse!
his publicist just hooked him up on a date with another tranny!!
Because he just actually ate a nice steamy pile of warm shit left of the sidewalk by a somewhat obese dachshund that is obviously on a high fiber diet. I saw Eddie pick up said turds, give them a big whiff and then suck them down without even flinching. Stylish!
El Lay…that's so fetch.
he looks stoned up to his ass, look at those puffy eyes
The guy is baked out of his tree. Gotta love that White Widow.
he is a fucking twat whose dick needs to be cut off
he's looking more and more like Donkey
Was there a sale on Tranny Hookers?
he's fucking stoned out of his tree
He's HIGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
he got high, because he got high, because he got high la de da da da..
Eddie Murphy has that shit-eating grin on his face because he remembers the time his brother Charlie "The Darkness" slapped Rick James upside his head!bitch!
WTF is a " shit eating grin " Is that what happens when your BF goes A2M?
Re: CRABBY APPLETON –
I agree, thats lame. It's like people saing San Fran, or Frisco. We all know you are an out of town douche.
he's an amazing comedian and this movie ACTUALLY looks good like all his other one's!
El Lay???? Really??
because he is a comedic genious
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"HE'S REALLY LOVIN' HIS NEW BUTTPLUG!"
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Although he has 8 kids….. none of them are by Kate Gosselin!!!!
he just got his new teeth, came to the movie from the dentist.
HE HAS THAT SHIT-EATING GRIN ON HIS FACE BECAUSE HE JUST FARTED AND BLAMMED IT ON U PERETZEL, AND EVERYONE BELIEVED HIM….LMAO
because he just jizzed
Because he thinks he's fooling everyone. He's not a good daddy. I guess what I would rather see as a question is," WHY is he smiling?" He doesn't really know all of his own children. Why does he keep making family movies???Maybe dark comedies would suit this "daddy" a little better.
he can still makes millions of dollars without having any talent or star power.
"You're doing great. You're gonna be a big star!"
-Jiff from Bowfinger (one of the funniest movies ever)
'I know you…You're the fuck you man. Fuck you too Eddie.'
-From Raw wearing that red Michael Jackson suit.
because he just got out of bed with Johnny Gil. SERIOUSLY OVERRATED - movies suck. Fix the teeth/gums
he was eating shit?
Because whoever took this picture went to see the film and that's another $12 they won't see again–why do we keep lining the pockets of crap-actors (craptors)??
Shit…it was the blue suit for Raw.
becasue he just knocked up a woman and then left her to go looking for transexuals with nice feet
His agent made sure the check cleared.
DARKNESSES DARKNESSES
because those glasses really are prescription.
unh…..cuz hes happy you stupid ass???
Oh shutup! That's how he always smiles, he has a great smile by the way!
…he's high.
"he is still in the afterglow of sex with a tranny."
… he's high as f**k.
hes grinning at all the stupid idiots who are going to see this movie..He denied his baby with mel b. and still doesnt have anything to do with his PROVEN daughter. So he makes a movie about a dad and daughter and all this fucking bullshit, what the hell does he KNOW about being a "good" father????
He's wearing that grin because suckers are still willing to PAY him to be in movies.
He's thinking about cuddling some big sweaty man feet.
he just ate shit.
…He's fathered yet another bastard child with a spice girl that he will refuse to recognise as his spawn until the paternity test has been done, and the results have been brodcast on Perezhilton.com.
likes it in the a%#
just smoked a joint!
Its a treat to see him smile that way; he is so funny, one of the best actors out there.
…because he saw his boyfriend.
Eddie Murphy has that shit-eating grin on his face because he finally found his goo-gaa.
jesus perez. do you always have to be so rude about things? calling a childres' movie shiteous? i usually agree with you, but this is just mean.
He just got some dick last night
…he makes more money than you, me, and Perez combined!
…he's wearing a butt plug!
this movie is actually pretty great!!
because he just ate shit
Re: cherrymuffinlove – not reallyy
aww u guys are so mean to eddie
He just got f—ed up the ass.
Because he just jizzed.