Hello, Max Armstrong!

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Love Line > Lance Armstrong

As we mentioned last week, Lance Armstrong announced the birth of his fourth child, Max Armstrong, via his Twitter page.

That's the first child for Lance and his girlfriend, Anna Hansen.

On Saturday, Lance and Anna were spotted leaving the hospital in Aspen with their newborn!

And by the look of things, little Max is one major cutie!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Posted: Jun 8, 2009 at 6:00 pm / Email this »

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41 comments to “Hello, Max Armstrong!”

idevenn says – reply to this

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the picture he put on twitter was ugly as fuck
ladygluva says – reply to this

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think again. that baby is an ugly ass little fucker judging by the twitter pic
cockface says – reply to this

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maybe he can cheat like his daddy when he grows up
Talia88 says – reply to this

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Twitter is for idiots with ADD.
They can only think 140 characters at a time.
beetle says – reply to this

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umm, he needs to learn how to properly handle a baby carrier.
MelissaM says – reply to this

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Um, this takes choreography.

Imagine the level of difficulty: Synchronizing your steps so that the two of you, arm-baby-in-arm, don't swing this poor, jerking contraption so much so- that shaken baby syndrome does NOT occur.

ALL FOR A PHOTO OP!!!!
lithiumlilly says – reply to this

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The guy is such a bastard. His wife sticks by him through his cancer treatments and what does he do when he recovers? Leaves her and starts hooking up with famous chicks like Cheryl Crow (whom he also gave the short end of the stick by leaving her because she wanted kids, then he KNOCKS UP some chick he hardly knew - with his one remaining ball). No respect for the man at all. Awesome role model.
bossysandy says – reply to this

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I though he was rich…look at the brand of the car seat. Graco!
southernbellela says – reply to this

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Awww………Cute baby
PreyToYou says – reply to this

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Wow, Sheryl Crow must be livid. He wouldn't give her a baby. The interview he gave recently he wasn't into having a kid, that was a huge contraDICKtion. Indecisive/lying asshole.
Gimme Somma That Brokeback Luvvin says – reply to this

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So when is she gone lose the baby weight? Or is she just gonna keep it?
caroaber says – reply to this

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Re: lithiumlilly – I tip my hat to you, you said it all. Why do Oprah and others hold this cad up to be a hero? It's a disgrace the way he treated the first wife.

I bet he'll lose the Tour de France this year. What a selfish, immature louse.
personofyear says – reply to this

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Icky man that lance armstrong. Left his wife with 3 kids THAT HE WANTED and uses cancer to gain even more fame. creepy creepy man. How can people idolize him. No big deal about his biking success. He was born with freakish lungs and capacity to use oxygen….nothing he can brag about.
footefetish says – reply to this

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Re: lithiumlilly – This is exactly what I said earlier almost verbatum, although I call him the UNIBALLER lol…such a class act he is huh?

Makes me nauseated…
Lovesholly says – reply to this

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I thought that he and Sheryl Crow broke up because he didn't want more children and she did…?
monkeyjena says – reply to this

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww.
Paris Hilton Looks Like A Flamingo says – reply to this

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Wow. He did that with only one nut.
Paris Hilton Looks Like A Flamingo says – reply to this

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Re: beetle –

What the fuck are you talking about? What's wrong with holding a carrier that way? are you stupid or just retarded?
Paris Hilton Looks Like A Flamingo says – reply to this

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You guys who think she's also holding the carrier are fucked up. Her arm is through her purse ONLY. Only one-nut is holding the carrier. LOOK HARD people.
Paris Hilton Looks Like A Flamingo says – reply to this

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Re: MelissaM –

They are not arm baby in arm. LOOK AGAIN. It's just the way the photo is angled. Her arm is bent because it's through her bag… some people hold their bags that way.
Paris Hilton Looks Like A Flamingo says – reply to this

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Re: bossysandy –

Not all rich people are stupid though. Just because one has a lot of money doesn't mean one has to may ridiculous amounts of money on stuff JUST because of the name and not because it's made better. Take the retarded Bugaboo strollers… rich people or people who want to look rich buy them because it's a so-called status symbol. Same with Louis handbags. They don't do a better job than lesser priced items… people just have money to blow. Bravo to you as you must be one of those people. Graco gets great ratings. It works well and is safe. End of story.
Paris Hilton Looks Like A Flamingo says – reply to this

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Re: Gimme Somma That Brokeback Luvvin –

For normal people who don't jump into the plastic surgeons lap right away or to those who are actually above age 30, it takes anywhere from 6 weeks to over a year.
EeekJustine says – reply to this

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Re: Gimme Somma That Brokeback Luvvin – Uhh, it can take a few weeks for the average uterus to shrink back to normal. It has nothing to do with weight. Asshat
doggiebreath says – reply to this

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He's a jerk. He and Sheryl Crowe supposedly broke up because she wanted kids and he didn't want any more. Then shortly after he lets this chick make a withdrawal at the sperm bank. Ass.
Obamanation says – reply to this

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I didn't know you could have a kid with only one testicle
stepford wifey says – reply to this

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I still find this story wayyy too sudden. Like, what were they dating for like 2 weeks and she got knocked-up? I bet Kate Hudson is laughing right now!
book.daisy says – reply to this

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hes an asshole
Veruca Salt says – reply to this

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Lance you idiot you should hve made a baby with Cheryl Crow …. thank God every day you didn't knock Kate up…..
buttcrackcheese says – reply to this

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Cute? Isn't that the same baby from the picture? The ugly as fuck ET looking thing? PUKE! Not cute at all.
sweetfreedom says – reply to this

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doesn't he look like nicolas sarkozy in this photo?
Aster8 says – reply to this

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why didnt he have a kid with Sheryl I wonder?
urdumb says – reply to this

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Too cute! And you haters above wish you were this "ugly"…asswipes.
LMGibson says – reply to this

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Did Lance not leave Sheryl Crow because she wanted a family and he didn't want any more kids???

He's a prick anyway. She's better off without him.
andreinac13 says – reply to this

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CUTE!
pakiNOTterrorists says – reply to this

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shut up y'all he's a KID!!!
rolinec says – reply to this

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Seriously, people are making fun of her that she hasn't lost the baby weight? she had a baby a few days ago, it doesn't come off that quickly. You people are all so mean.
rolinec says – reply to this

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Re: personofyear – he's using his cancer to raise AWARENESS not fame.
RUSTINA says – reply to this

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LANCE ARMSTRONG IS A DICKHEAD, HIS WIFE SHOULD HAVE CUT OFF HIS OTHER TESTICLE WHEN HE LEFT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kateedid didn't says – reply to this

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THIS GUY IS THE BIGGEST JERK! I DON"T KNOW WHY ANY WOMEN WOULD HAVE HIS CHILD WHEN HE WILL SURELY JUST LEAVE THEM TO START YET ANOTHER FAMILY! DOUCHE!
B in Austin says – reply to this

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poor sheryl crow….but she is definitely better off without him. And poor Anna, I am sure she thinks Lance will marry her…..highly unlikely, he likes banging celebs too much to settle down with her.
tess01 says – reply to this

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Hope someday Max understands the meaning of the word loyalty better than his dad.