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  1. 1

    LOL. wow he needs to stop thinking he's something when hes nothing



  2. 2

    i wouldn't even want this douche's autograph. he is not famous. i do not understand why 2 million people follow him on twitter, all those people need to get slapped in the face.

  3. Typh says – reply to this


    3

    Ditching the public that supported you is karma in the making.
    Wait for it….



  4. 4

    Personally I think asking for anyone's signature is silly.. I mean who cares the celebrities are just people too but to deny a child or someone who really wants it is just selfish and cruel. Ashton is ALMOST a has-been by now and no one cares about his movies either so i will just sit back and wait to enjoy the day when HE IS begging people to ask for his autograph!!! Jerk!



  5. 5

    what a loser.



  6. 6

    it takes two seconds- good point perez. people like ashton especially are famous just for being liked- he is a cutie but lets face it- it wasnt his talent that got him here…it was his fans.



  7. 7

    Also for those who think they have become too good for fans and act with a sense of entitlement…get over yourself your still only human.



  8. 8

    It has to be annoying traveling the world and making movies in exotic locations and being married to a real live brunette barbie and being really really rich and handsome all at the same time…Poor Ashton Kutcher, let's all give him a break, don't ask for his autograph anymore, K? boo fucking hoo



  9. 9

    IS THIS SUPPOSED TO COME AS A SURPRISE THAT HE IS AN ASSHOLE….BECAUSE IVE FIGURED AS MUCH FOR A WHILE NOW…LOL



  10. 10

    He's such a boring tool



  11. 11

    What a fucking jackass. He needs to check himself while he is still a B lister.

  12. ether says – reply to this


    12

    Ashton Kutcher is a punk



  13. 13

    i dont see the big think about signatures really…a pic seems more like a big deal to me lol. and as a Jays fan..i still got love for ya Rios!



  14. 14

    I.LL NEVER BE TOO FAMOUS FOR FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~



  15. 15

    considering he and his celebrity wife are sooooo desperate for publicity that they tweet everything (despite wanting their privacy) and feel a need to associate themselves with just about anyone who gets attention (to make themselves appear relevant), he is one douche that should be making really nice to the few fans he has that would want his friggen autograph



  16. 16

    I would think it annoying too. It's not just one or two it becomes hours and it's a stupid ass tradition. Perez is jealous because no one will ever ask for his…



  17. 17

    he'll be really annoyed when people stop asking for his autograph, then he'll be begging to sign stuff. without twitter, we would've already forgotten who he was. whens the last time this guy did a movie, that shiteous vegas movie with cameron diaz?



  18. 18

    Well, actually…. that's not the entire truth:
    Ashton is a good guy, don't blame him… Check ou the record:

    aplusk > Truth… autographs R annoying. I try 2 do it as much possible & I get it, trust me Walter Payton's lives on my wall but…

    aplusk >maybe but atleast I'm honest RT @Freddy67: autographs are annoying??? You pretentious prat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    aplusk > totally but you don't always have time. RT @abbebuck: part of the job..

    aplusk > I'd rather shake somebody's hand or share a thought RT @mojoestrada: so you dont like giving autographs??

    So Ashton prefers shake YOUR hand? what's wrong people?

    ..:: There is no fate, but what we make ::… #reject prop8



  19. 19

    I don't know I paid to rent his movies and the cable which pays his salary. Sorry you think you cant be bothered to sign autographs, I can't be bothered to see your annoying movies or tv shows.

  20. chlyn says – reply to this


    20

    Autographs would be OK if it were only one person asking every now and then. But it's probably two dozen people at a time, every day. I'd be sick of it too.



  21. 21

    PEREZ GET WITH IT LAME ASS!



  22. 22

    I seriously never understood the "thing" with autographs? Like okay..you have a scribble on a piece of paper? I just don't get it at all. I'd rather just tell a celeb I enjoyed their work or some such thing..I don't need some henscratching on a napkin..it's weird. I dunno….



  23. 23

    Who's Ashton Kutcher?



  24. 24

    Who wants an Ashton Kutcher autograph?
    Weird =/



  25. 25

    hey ashton, leave 10 minutes early to sign rubbish for you fan base, please, dude where's my car? you owe those chumps who wait for you hoping to catch a glimpse of you beauty (which will fade before demi's) and to have one moment in their sad little lives to have said, ashton what's his name signed my boobs at his book signing…oh wait, twitter post signing. be good to your fans, me, i could care not who you sign, just don't be an ungrateful barsteward…or go back to gabes in iowa city and be a douche like the rest of the pretty boys.



  26. 26

    That is so true….he would be NOTHING without his fans. This is really dissapointing..



  27. 27

    who cares about his autograph I want to smell his fingers…



  28. 28

    does he even has fans?



  29. 29

    He Need To Start Replying To His Millions Of Followers

    Cheeky! :0) Do you like my pic twitpic.com/6we21



  30. 30

    hey Perez do you think it annoys him to sign a contract for the stupid movies and shows he does

  31. MP says – reply to this


    31

    There is no excuse to deny a kid an autograph. I think that's awful. As far as I'm concerned, that falls under job description. As for adults and autographs, I've never really understood this. What do you do with them once you get them? Alan Alda has said in the past that he doesn't give autographs because he'd rather have a conversation with someone. I completely agree with him!

  32. Wingy says – reply to this


    32

    and Ashy Coochie is a celebrity for WHAT, exactly?????????????



  33. 33

    What an idiot, Joan Crawford spent YEARS signing photos and mailing them to whoever wrote her. She appreciated her fans, took care of them, loved them. Joan understood that if you have enough fans the Hollywood studios will have to keep getting you movies. Ashton doesn't get it and eventually he will fade out into oblivion while the next hot thing takes over.



  34. 34

    I agree, 100%.



  35. 35

    Come on none of us mere mortals have to deal with this every day.
    I can imagine no matter how humble you are its gotta be a pain
    in the ass having people constantly bothering you. Sometimes you
    may have things on your mind or not feel good or just whatever.
    I would try and be as nice as I could but sometimes I'm sure they
    just want to be left alone.



  36. 36

    Those autographs are for the people who watch the crap you make. . .hence the ones GIVING you a JOB!!!

    Ugh!



  37. 37

    Anyone who wants Ashton's autograph can come straight to me and I'll give it my best shot. Honestly, who would know the difference? Like anyone you know would be able to tell it's not his. Autographs are stupid. People should stop asking for them-they'll never be worth anything (at least from Ashton Kutcher). And honestly, every time I see people lining up for them, I don't understand why. It's typically illegible scribbling on a wrinkled scrap of paper. What do people even do with them?



  38. 38

    They want all the fame…when THEY want it…and all the money…all the time. Sorry…doesn't work that way. You want mega-riches as a result of fame? Well then it comes with the 'down side' of actually having to deign to speak to the people who watch your shows and see your movies. Grow up and deal.



  39. 39

    His fans are the reason he has a job! I wouldn't give a rat ass about him not wanting to sign something for me, it's Ashton Kutcher when's the last time he's had a hit movie? But if it were Johnny Depp on the other hand denying me I would throw myself on the ground crying. lol From what I've heard Johnny Depp one of the biggest stars in the world wouldn't deny any fan especially a frikken kid an autograph! Douchsten Kutcher can suck it.



  40. 40

    Honestly, do people ask for autographs anymore? Most people just take a picture with the celeb not ask for an autograph. Secondly, who wants Ashton Kutcher autograph anyway? Let's face it he is on the D list, his only claim to fame now is being Mr. Demi Moore. I hate celebs like that, I understand if you don't want to sign every autograph but at least be kind and appreciative of your fans and the people who got you into million dollar house, money in the bank and the benz you drive, geez what an asshole



  41. 41

    so cuz he is an actor he must be your slave?
    Bullshit

    He makes movies. Writing his name on paper for people is retarded!



  42. 42

    AWWWW POOR ASSWIPE!! WHO CARESSS. HIS AUTOGRAPH AINT WORTH SHIT. NO LOSS TO SOCIETY I'M AFRAID. WTF HAS HE DONE LATELY I MIGHT ASK?? EXACTLY.. NOTHING WORTHY OF GETTING AN AUTOGRAPH FOR. SMDH. NEXT!



  43. 43

    I went to a couple tapings of That 70's Show and he would only sign a few autographs and he was DONE. The whole cast was very good about signing for everyone who asked but Ashton was a snob like Topher Grace. The rest of the cast was awesome and very gracious.



  44. 44

    seriously…dude was on a sitcom most ppl never saw and in a few obscure movies. would we even still be talking about him if it weren't for his high-profile marriage. i mean he's doing gay camera commercials now…c'mon.



  45. 45

    oy prick



  46. 46

    Ashton is an ungrateful pile of human excrement…… Signing a few autographs and putting up with the construction on the house next door at 7am in the morning is such a brutal life…..you piece of crap …… you need to get back in touch with reality…….He is such a fucking baby…… What does Demi see in this child???

  47. hotbb says – reply to this


    47

    ass



  48. 48

    Obama, please do all you can to help free the journalist that are held hostage in North Korea our hearts goes out to them.We are trying every possible avenue for their release.

    The Laura Ling Family



  49. 49

    Ashton is an ungrateful pile of human excrement…… Signing a few autographs and putting up with the construction on the house next door at 7am in the morning is such a brutal life…..you piece of crap …… you need to get back in touch with reality…….He is such a fucking baby…… What does Demi see in this child???
    ~

    !



  50. 50

    Re: HEIDI WINN – why are you defending Ashton Kutcher? lmao you fail!



  51. 51

    It doesn't matter. Since he got married to that ugly, fake and still sagging hag nobody gives a shit about him. He probably wants some attention.



  52. 52

    ha! I've always thought Ashton Kutcher was a tw@t. AND he has webbed toes….



  53. 53

    Ashton was always full of himself and a FIRST CLASS JERK. Nothing new here. He thinks because he married Demi he's really something. Imagine that. She's a loser as well.



  54. 54

    He does commercials, and many years ago played in a hit show. Where does he get off not respecting people?



  55. 55

    I watched that 70's show today. I put bread on your table.



  56. 56

    I think that the whole asking for an autograph thing is kinda pointless for the fan and kinda super-annoying for the celebs. Anyone can sign any name on some paper. It doesn't really "prove" you met them. Besides if I was a celeb I wouldn't want to be standing around signing my name a billion times. It would make more sense if they would take a pic with you instead of signing an autograph. Pics are better and it allows them to "give back" to their fans while saving their hand from all that annoying writing lol
    I agree that if the celeb acts like they couldn't be bothered to give any fans the time of day that it's really ungrateful to the people that "made" them who they are.



  57. 57

    Oh well fuck him hes lost his boyish charm anyways hes nothing but a fucking leather bag now.



  58. 58

    who the fuck needs kelso's autograph.

  59. Laury says – reply to this


    59

    You know, Ashton may be a douche, but autographs are so useless to me. I'd much rather take a pic or something.



  60. 60

    Re: QUEEN LATTY – these reporters knew better than to enter n. korea thats why they were caught sneaking in. allthough 12 years seems harsh did they really think their plan through. they had to know there would be consequences for sneaking around a hermit country that has little kindness twords america



  61. 61

    he then tweeted that he prefers to have one on one time with a fan instead.



  62. 62

    This guy is a lazy stupid fame whore, much like Mario. What the fuk does he do??
    Some kind shill man for a japanese camera maker I guess.



  63. 63

    umm…that ladies and gentlemen is what you call EDITING. i read what ashton wrote and thats not how it went - perez just did a little exclusion trick and did not report the whole story. ive been more disappointed every day reading perezhilton.com and after this story i think its been made very clear i move on to other celebrity gossip websites.



  64. 64

    Some people need to get a life. This guy shows up for work, does his job, and goes home at the end of the day, just like the rest of us. He doesn't owe anyone anything. The only asshole in this situation is any prick asking for an autograph.



  65. 65

    Actually, the quote ""if ppl ask & I'm not late 4 something, it's cool." is referring to whether he also dislikes taking pictures with people as well. It is not referring to the autographs.



  66. 66

    Who cares about this has-been? I mean, I'll understand if he did it to silly fangirls and 40-something women who can't seem to get over their schoolgirl crush but denying a kid? That was horrible! Johnny Rotten himself wouldn't do that! He's only famous because he married an icon almost twice his age.



  67. 67

    What a douche.



  68. 68

    i don't understand why this fool is still famous. he was only good on that 70s show because he basically didn't have to act at all. all of his movies were horrible, punk'd was only good for the first couple of episodes and then it got old. now he's just known for dating demi moore.



  69. 69

    Your just pissed fat boy because he is a celebrity and you aren't….get over it fat slob. No one gives a shit about you - you exploit your fans all the time.
    Aighttt?

  70. AMO says – reply to this


    70

    Ashton Doucher is a tool. He thinks he's all that b/c he married Demi Moore? What's he going to do when he's 45 and she's a senior citizen? He'll just be some washed up jerk no one gives a shit about and be laying up w/ her old ass… That's gross!



  71. 71

    You're just mad cause he twittered some homophobic stuff earlier. At least own up to why you're mad.



  72. 72

    If he were standing on Sunset Blvd. PASSING OUT autographs I wouldn't take one. There are actually people who would WANT it?



  73. 73

    I'm sorry I failed! can I hang out with you guys tonight and we can party! Stupid Ashton is a loser and wife too.Rock it baby on the wild side!!!!!!I'm so faboosh darling and better looking than Demi!



  74. 74

    wow kelso wow lmfao:P



  75. 75

    Re: iKiSSEDaVAMP_ANDiLiKEDiT – #64 Did u really kiss a vampire and liked it.Weren't you scared? I kissed a girl and liked it!



  76. 76

    Re: HOT MONKEY OBAMA= FIERCE BITCH
    Who the fuck are you pretending to be???



  77. 77

    #76 is response to #53



  78. 78

    CORRECTION: I work for the Jays in Toronto and Alex Rios was leaving a Charity event at the ROM and notttt leaving a game…this happened a few hours prior to a game where he didn't play so hot.



  79. 79

    i don't know why people like this douche. he is not talented at all



  80. 80

    Actors who aren't worth a shit are ANNOYING!

    I use the term 'Actor' as loosely as fucking possible.



  81. 81

    Ashton Doucher



  82. 82

    oh please. he's a legend in his own mind. wgas about his or anyone elses autograph someone give that dude a piece of humble pie. an ego check is in order.



  83. 83

    yep…he needs to remember his fans

  84. sushi says – reply to this


    84

    I don't see the big deal with his comments. Of course it can be fucking annoying. If every day you left your house and got accosted by fans while you are trying to do simple things like have dinner with your spouse, wouldn't you be fucking annoyed? Yes, their living depends on fans but that doesn't mean that they have to spend their entire fucking off time signing autographs.



  85. 85

    HEIDI WINN don't forget your own ass, you kissed that and definitely liked it.



  86. 86

    Ashton, forget about signing autographs for fans. You should not only kiss their ass but worship the ground they walk on. They put you and every empty-headed, shallow, self-centered celebrity where you are. They pay your bills, they tell you how great you are and all they want in return is a 30 seconds of your time and some scratches on a piece of paper. Trust me Ashton, your fame will not last (actually it is fading fast) and one day you will be a has-been begging to be on "I Am A Celebrity and Get Me Out of Here?



  87. 87

    Re: sweptaway – so agree, LOL



  88. 88

    Wow, Ashton needs to wake the fuck up. When you are employed, you are always required to do shit that you don't want to do. Since he's an "actor" (I use the term loosely), he better not forget where he came from, because fans will turn on him in a flash. I don't follow him on Twitter because I think he's a fucking idiot and thinks he's more important than he is. He's just an "actor", not a brain surgeon. Sign some fucking autographs and shut the fuck up. Or better, yet, let me trade places with him. I sure as shit know not to bite the hand that feeds you, aka the fans!



  89. 89

    he just thinks he's more important than he actually IS because he has a super famous wife. Dumbass. That's just rude.



  90. 90

    um i usually dont comment, but rios's behaviour was unacceptable, he's paid to represent a team, a franchise, and ashton? who cares? i guess at least he likes the jays



  91. 91

    Thanks for posting this, Perez!

    I used to really like Ashton but after those Tweets…I'm extremely disappointed. I want nothing more than to be an actress, and if I ever make it there (which I probably won't, but still) I would never be this disrespectful to my fans. He would be nowhere without the people who watch him.



  92. 92

    Who the (*&^ wants the autograph of someone who's "famous" because he's married to someone who's "famous" for having been married to some the guy who used to be in the Die Hard movies?



  93. 93

    This guy has really turned into a prick. Too bad. He used to seem really down to earth.

  94. USFit says – reply to this


    94

    Laughing… seriously… laughing. That's not a big deal. Why are we making a big deal out of this… Ashton should find out who the person is and send him an autographed photo.



  95. 95

    What an asshole! I wouldn't want his autograph any way. His movies sucks so why bother.



  96. 96

    wow way to take things out of context…………he was referring to taking pictures with audiences…..please stop being the typical media, give some truth

    if ppl ask & I'm not late 4 something, it's cool RT @issabobissa: How do U feel abt tkng pics w/ ppl? Is that just as annoying????



  97. 97

    mr. moore really needs to stop acting like he's bigger than he really is. just because you have a famous wife, who has a famous ex-husband, with semi-famous children, does not make you s***. excuse my language.



  98. 98

    what a fucking ass clown. seriously dude, no one even thinks twice about missing you in hollyhood.



  99. 99

    Ashton has become such a snob. gross!



  100. 100

    This kid is a little prick that think that fame will be in people….He must learn a lesson from Johnny Deep, a real actor and the celebrity that his side forever…It will go away, he doesn't have the talent to keep people interested.

    He must learn from JOHNNY DEEP, a much better actor and the one who give more autographs to his fans..People love him for that… In my bood that is call GREATFUL!

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