Drink Up! You're Old!
Filed under: Super Seniors
Photogs caught Joan Collins pickling herself having a drink in Saint Tropez on Tuesday.
She seems to be thoroughly enjoying her liquid lunch. Wonder how many she's had?
Wonder if she remembers how many she had?
Either way, she should just keep drinking and enjoy her final years as much as possible. When even plastic surgery can't help you from looking old, that's when you throw in the towel and throw back the gin!
[Image via Finalpixx.]
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Geez, kinda harsh…
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damn perez, youre so flippin mean
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there's no point to your comments except to be bitchy. not cool.
You're such an asshole Perez. Joan Collins was a soap goddess.. she's an icon and for you to be so disrespectful is mind boggling as you haven't even achieved anything close to her. I sense you are just a jealous bitch. Did you make an aging crack? Really?! I'd like to see what you will look like at her age.. probably one big stomach- and a dick in your mouth as per usual. Get a fucking clue and fucking show some respect you fucking retard bitch.
She's still a beauty. Always will be. To me, she's one of the most beautiful women that ever graced the television screen.
Wonder if those are as good as the Chocolate Martinis at Liverpool Lil's here in SF? Mmmmm. Old age wouldn't be bad with a bunch of those!
Really? The woman has a cocktail with lunch and she must be sozzled beyond belief? Really? Is this a slow news day? This is the douchy-ist post you've had in a while. You'll wish you look as good as she does when and if you reach your 70s.
Gee… That was just mean…
why so mean Perez!
And you know what, Perez? I think the one thing you should not make fun of is people's age. It will come back to bite you cause if there is one justice on earth, it is that EVERYBODY gets old. You too, asshole!
I love grannies that aren't afraid to knock back a few.
Well I count at least 7 olives.
Mario!!! are fuckin' kidding me?
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even at her age, she is far less saggy than your flabby, fat face is! ( ( ( (( 0 )) ) ) )
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given the fact you have bareback sex so much, it's highly unlikely
you will ever be lucky enough to reach whatever age Joan is
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too call her out on her plastic surgery, when YOU Mario are in DIRE NEED
of an ENTIRE physical make over is simply the fat pot calling the kettle old
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i don't think there is a vacuum L-A-R-G-E
enough to suck out all the bullshit that is YOU
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HARSH.
She still remained one of the hottest women for years…and remade herself while in her fifties. Give her props.
Oh shut up Perez..Even YOU will be old one day..and to be sooo disrespectful of your elders is uncalled for. Surely you dont mock YOUR aging parents do you???
Being that she just turned 76 I think she looks pretty good.
insensitive prick…
so she's old - I'm sure she looks 10x better than you will when you're her age.
Well, she is tipping a drink back. Not that bad. But it could be. I worked as a pathologist assistant for about 9 years and we used to get 2-3 in a week who died of alchohol withdrawal. It's the unsaid number one killer. People don't realize how harsh that is on your body. Alcohol will kill you quicker than who flung do.
you are horribly mean. Joan is the original Diva!! She is more of an icon than Madge ever will be. Who you gonna pick on now? Betty White? Mother Teresa? Show some respect.
I thought it was Michael Jackson
Re: marie-eve – What do you expect from a person that draws dicks and pee on peoples faces? This guys is a class act isn't he! lol
I vote to have Perez dragged into the street and shot! Then he can report on the only thing he actually has first hand experience on. Not raid websites to find trash out which half the time he has to retract. He's the mother of all douches… he's mama douche!
I think shes fabulous! We all get old Perez, I'm sure she looks a damn lot better than you will (and a lot of people) at that age. Final years…how bloody rude!
************* HEY PEREZ…YOUR MOMMY IS OLD…..WHY DONT YOU LEARN SOMETHING CALLED 'RESPECT YOUR ELDER'. YOU SUX DUDE AND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING NOW IS DISRESPECTING YOUR OWN MOMMY….HER AZZ IS OLD TOOO
Oh man Perez…everyone gets old someday…even you. Karma my friend…you put negativity out there, you get it back. At least she was a beautiful woman for a long time.
you are awful!!!!
Hopefully you won't get the chance to be old you stupid gay piece of shit. You get off on fucking with young people and senior citizens. You are so incredibly ugly that it shocks me when you say shit about other people because I think, didn't he look in a mirror? Does he realize how stupid he looks putting other people down when he looks like he does? I used to be cool with gay people but I'm not so cool anymore.
perez, you have turned into quite the pompus piece of shit! I hope others follow suit as I will never be coming back to your site! You just wait till your fat, queer ass gets old! You disgust me! I am thru with you and this site. I honestly hope you rot in hell… or just die an extremely painful death.
Re: P.Hilton – - if you drag him, I'll shoot him!
OLD PEOPLE SHOULD DRINK BECAUSE THEY ARE GONNA DIE SOON ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!
She is older, but looks great. People look beautiful in different ways as they age. Children are cute, young people are cute, and older people are cute in different ways.
someday we will all be old
Shame on you Mario. What does your mother think of you when you are so mean all the time? I bet you break your mother's heart.
EVERYONE GETS OLD…..SO FUCKING MEAN PEREZ….
How would you feel if that was a pic of YOUR MOTHER?
Sucks to get old, ESPECIALLY for women!
We are seen as no longer useful when "our looks fade."
Very sad!!!!
That was uncalled for. Joan is a legend. Let's see where you are when you are her age
Lube her up and I bet Joan still moans.
Re: spazzkitty – I think you drive a very hard bargain. DEAL! I don't mind being an accessory for this noble cause! KILLL PEREZ haha
Why are you such an asshole?!! And who says she had more than one drink? Perez, you're going to find yourself in the gutter and no one is going to care. In fact some people are going to cheer.
Re: bellatattoos – You're still gorgeous whatever age you are. Beauty is on the inside. Unfortunately, Perez has neither… he is fug and an awful person! Don't be sad… be happy you're not Perez!
I LOVE JOAN COLLINS DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT HER PEREZ!!! SHE'S A FUCKING SOAP DIVA LEGEND!!!
Look in the mirror - fatass!
Re: nadanada – His mother killed herself a long time ago. The minute she realized what a fucking retard her son is she did one of the following:
1. Hung herself in a closet, with ropes tied to her genitalia and boobs.
2. The coroner found she had "over dosed" on pain killers because Perez is a schmuck
or 3. Drunk herself into a frenzy, hung out with Sam and Leslo and realized suicide was the only way to deal with her heinous mistake for giving birth to a dick muncher.
Or come up with your own!
Perez, that post was completely uncalled for. Would you like someone to say these things about your mother or your sister? Or your grandma? You are NOT a class act! Shame on you!
Let her enjoy her drinks in peace.
Let Joan have her fun! She's held up well!
There is nothing wrong with getting old!
Perez you weakling, if you are going to attack someone be honest about why you hate them….she has in the past spoken out with her conservative views. So, in your eyes its worse for her to age than let's say hmmm…Madonna. You seem to ignore her puffy, pretend face.
Wow..Perez has hit a new low. Fucking pathetic.
I'm sure she doesnt mind growing old..it beats dying young. Which after this post of yours Perez, we all wish you would.
Re: P.Hilton – - I' would happily do hard time to rid the earth of this wanker! haha - Now… what weapon shall we choose?? ahahaha
god- you are such a piece of shit.
Maria, every person that posted has called you out on being mean-
but they like it and will come back for more, still- what a puta Maria!
Perez you are simply mean. There was no point to this. What a fat bitch you are
Re: GOSSIP HOG – I like the ( ( ( (( 0 )) ) ) ) haha! Hey, how do you know homie barebacks? That's a tough accusation, but yeah he's a fat puta for sure..
You champion gay rights, but have a hateful attitude towards the older population. If you sow hatred, you'll reap it too.
Re: spazzkitty – I think the best weapon would be ALL WEAPONS… Tanks even… couple of rolls over him and we should see a good splatter of Perez guts all over. Ahhhh… it's such a shame that this whack job can't be whacked!
That is mean…but she does look a little like a tree from the Wizard Of Oz.
I can't believe you have written that, that is just so awful, we all get old Perez, to say such a terrible thing is so horrible. You know you only stay young for such a sort time, you stay older for longer.
yuck? What was yuck about that? People age you jackass.
I think she's managed to stay pretty wonderful for her age… Wonder what you might look like when you are the same age Perez?
Sure she isn't drinking her prune juice??! HA!
SHe could buy your FAT ASS! your such a douche bag…
harsh harsh words, P-Dawg…
did joan collins steal ur puppy as a child?
i don't want to but i feel some what tempted to just mention that, perez, you come across as a pioneering human… a great character… an activist for rights, mores, values and norms. at times you come across as such a nice… sensitive, caring and compassionate person. or at least you try to… real hard… but dude its times like this when you let yourself down by not showing the love and attacking some1 who isn't exactly gonna defend herself is she? not to mention shes a f*cking OLD LADY!!! u just don't do that to old ladies. its like an unwritten law of moral consciousness…
dude… more love less meanies!
I hate to break it to you Perez but one day you too will get old (if you're lucky enough). Joan Collins is a legend and is 76 for fucks sake!!! how should she look?? how disrespectful and ageist. For someone who gets outraged at the slightest homophobic slur, you'd think you would be more tolerate of differences. Perhaps we should cull all people over 50 - would that suit you? ass.
You're a Jackass Perez. You will be old one day, but you didn't wait that long to look like a goofy fatheaded pig.
What the Hell did she do to you — you big-headed freak? She's got more talent and class than you'll ever have. By the way, why do have a problem with people aging? It's a natural process and we'll all go through it. Grow up Perez!
i thought that was michael jackson at first
ill be honest… i actually thought it was michael jackson at first too…
so what she's old… old people get wrinkly. everyone will/does.
this is really the first time ever in my life that I see her as being old.
She had a goooooood run.
The best bitch ever, classy, CLASS ACT, British, posh, wonderful.
LEGEND!
Cheers Joan Collins!
you are untouchable.
She looks just like someone who is 76. With Assmouth Hilton, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't. You have plastic surgery, you get slammed. You age naturally, you're slammed. And I'd rather look like Joan Collins at 76 than Assmouth at 31. His mouth alone could unclog my garbage disposal, fittingly enough.
Be nice to her. She's an icon!!
Plus — you will be that old some day. Teddy will be old someday too!!
You kiss liz taylor's ass but Joan who is the same age looks fab Perez and liz is like a reheated corpse. The reason Joan still looks fab is because she didn't drink herself into oblivion all her life unlike Liz who downed a bottle of vodka a day to burtons three bottles of scotch when they were together -YOU REALLY HAVEN'T A CLUE WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT - DO SOME RESEARCH!!
Joan you Rock - slim as a whistlem in your 70's while Perez can't lose his gut at 30
What is wrong with being "old?" The only thing that's wrong with it that I see is when older people try to look 40 years younger than they are. That's pathetic.
Don't say "yuck"!
For God's sake, she looks good for her age. You only perpetuating the thought that women must look young/skinny/perfect all the time.
It's probably water you fucking dipshit. By disrespecting a woman for looking her AGE, you're disrespecting your own mother and all of our mothers and grandmothers. She looks like a normal old lady.
No wonder so many people get cosmetic surgery when people like you say things like that, whatever happen to growing old gracefully, oh thats right you will make sure that doesn't happen. I wish for once we could say something nice about getting older, but hey lets all get botox and look weird. This has really bugged me Perez, and yes I am older than you.
JC is a living legend. Have you ever even seen an episode of Dynasty? My guess is that you would enjoy the cattiness.
Hey Perez can we see a pix of one of your 77 year old relatives, your mother perhaps? Would you allow others to make fun of them, her. Joan is iconic, and besides one should be able to grow old without being made fun of. Like fat people jokes, or gay jokes directed at you, unless you like that sort of thing. Basically one day your karmic points will tip the scale.
Re: P.Hilton – - If we put our mind to it, we can accomplish anything! Might be fun to have one of his mates (as I wouldn't go near his ass for a million bucks) to stuff a grenade up his ass! ahaha - job well done!
She looks beautiful, Perez. Don't be hatin'
Watch your back Perez! Remember who she played? LoL
FUCK YOU, YOU FLABBY UNFUCKABLE FAG.
I think she looks good. She's a legend anyway, who cares what she looks like now? I love her
What the hell did Joan Collins ever do to you? Why do you have to be so mean spirited all the time? You need lots and lots of therapy, Perez. Get happy, already!
wtf? you are a sad pathetic butt ugly homo, perez. have some respect for the human race. she looks good.
Re: spazzkitty – I recommend a broken off broom handle.
you really are a bastard sometimes.
Up your ass with the water hose, Perez. Remember when she was on Star Trek: City on the Edge Of Forever? I still tear up on the end of that episode.
Fuck you Perez….. Talk to you later, homey..
Isn't she like 80? Dammmm give her a break. Go girl!
Someone should kill Perez Hilton
What an AWFUL thing to say
YOU SUCK
Joan is a tv legend and she deserves some respect. She looks better than you, fat ass loser!
She looks GREAT! What do you mean Yuck???!!! She is way up there, 80's maybe? I pray to God I look as good as she does at this age and when I am that age, you bet I'll be putting back a few shots here and there!
you should be so lucky to be as successful and to live as long as joan collins. living to old age is an achievement. only shallow and vindictive assholes like you would mock a woman who was a great beauty throughout her 50's and continues to thrive well into her 70's.
Re: Ofra – Just what I was thinking!
Perez, you are an idiot A**HOLE! *now calmly* I can't believe I lost my temper. You've went from the self-proclaimed "Queen of Media" to a….. let me stop.
She's 76 years old you douche. Let's see how you look at that age. What do you think your precious Madge will look like at 76?
have some respect douche
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jeez perez… for being in her 70s she looks fabulous! dont be mean!
PEREZ YOU ARE A PRICK!