Drink Up! You're Old!
Filed under: Super Seniors
Photogs caught Joan Collins pickling herself having a drink in Saint Tropez on Tuesday.
She seems to be thoroughly enjoying her liquid lunch. Wonder how many she's had?
Wonder if she remembers how many she had?
Either way, she should just keep drinking and enjoy her final years as much as possible. When even plastic surgery can't help you from looking old, that's when you throw in the towel and throw back the gin!
[Image via Finalpixx.]
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you have made a lot of shitty mean comments but this one has done me in. I am only one person, so big deal to you. But one fucking day real soon you are going to be an old hag.
That is such a mean hateful thing to say Perez . I expect more from you . Please be kind and rewind that statement cause Joan is beautiful ! She doesn't need plastic surgery she looks fine
So there !
She looks great ,why so mean,what's the point?
Re: P.Hilton – Wow ,I agree this post is rude,but you are a violent psycho and that's much more disturbing.
PEREZ IS A DISGUSTING SON OF A BITCH FOR THIS POST. CAN YOU I-M-A-G-I-N-E WHAT HE WILL LOOK LIKE AT 75? HE ALREADY LOOKS LIKE AN ALBINO GORILLA…IMAGINE HIS FUTURE!
Sometimes youre funny…. but Sometimes Perez.. youre just plain old mean. and its so not cool.
Skinny bony old women in their 70s or 80s should NOT wear those black ugly charcoal eye make-ups! Can t she apply some DECENT soft make-up?
Her face would look much better if she used lighter makeup in softer tones and put on some WEIGHT! When you re old you should gain 10-20 kgs, size zero on an 80-yr old body skeleton looks disgusting on any woman!
Re: Apt. 54 –
Most American women do not seem to be ABLE to age with style and dignity!
Not with TONS of make up in their 80-year old faces! the older you get, the LIGHTER your makeup should be! At least in countries where women have STYLA and CLASS, such as France, or Western Europe in general…
Re: Suzysu –
Slim in your 70s is never a good thing! Neither healthwise nor beautywise!
You have serious issues if you think a woman who's almost 80 - an age that many people never reach - should try and look like Madonna. Ya know what? when Madonna is almost 80, she won't be able to hide the fact that she's been around and lived a full life. And neither will you! It's called natural progression, and i'm afraid all the plastic surgery money can buy can not stop it.
you'll be dead of std before youre half her age mario
this website SUCKS. GOSSIP is one thing, HATE is another, and this vOYEUristic journey into hate offers NO help for a world which is struggling and suffering. PEREZ, U R AN ASSHOLE, AND SHOULD BE EMBARrASSED HAVing YOUr NAME ATTACHED TO SUCH SUPERFICIAL AND CHILDISH BULLSHIT. YOU NEED TO THINK YOUR LiFES GOALS, AND MOVE ON DUDE.
Your comment is sooo over the top and tasteless!! We wonder why young girls have eating disorders and countless other disorders about there looks!!!
I hope you live to be 90.
wow perez a new low even for you…since when is blatant cruelty entertaining??? i seriously wonder why i read your website other than boredom….surely there must be better things for me to do… you don't even offer current gossip…i'm done
That's a nose job if i ever saw one
you are an asshole Mario. You are a bully - obviously you were picked on in school for being the tool that you are and now you have a forum to be no better than they were to you. You are a bully and an asshole - I hope your 15 minutes are up soon
Yeah, that was really mean. Some day you'll get old too. Sorry you have this dumb ass idea that people shouldn't age. I think she looks classy.
She looks nice. What's so bad about looking older anyway, it just means you survived. You will get old too someday.
I love Joan Collins! Dont be so fucking mean!
heard on a canadian radio station that MISS Perez said some nasty things about Joan Collins.
Well, Perezito, I'm not that sure that YOUR face is any better or even hot enough to put people down like you do.
Are you so sad & ugly inside??
You SOOOOO need a make over buddy…lol!!!!
Hasta luego & thanks for the Joan Collins Supporters!
Perez, big fan of yours. But, but, Mario. Mean, mean, mean. No, no, no on Joan. Respect bitch. Glenn
Why are you SO MEAN, MISS P ? Joan will always remain the glamourous "Dynasty" actress………SHE BROUGH TRUE GLAMOUR BACK TO LIFE ! I'll always love her for that…………..and growing old IS NO SIN, MISS P. Your day will come too (I mean, you're already over thirty, right — YIKES !)
And yes, Actresses have been known to "imbibe" a little of the HARD STUFF…. better than drugs, it done in moderation. DRUGS ARE EVIL, MISS P - But then, you know that, RIGHTTTTTTTTTttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ?
ffs prez
people do get old ya know
she's earned a little respect for being in the biz for so long and being pretty cool the whole time
Perez - I really enjoy your blog… but this is going to far. Please take this down… none of your readers think it's right. You are really better than this. Older people.. (and she looks amazing) have a right to be out and about and live. This post is just rude.. not funny. Intead of making her look bad… you do.
Perez, what an awful thing to say about Joan Collins. She really is a living legend and the epitome of style and grace. You owe Ms. Collins an apology! In case you haven't don't realize how fun, fab and down to earth she is, you should check out her official fan club website: www.joancollinsofficial.com. It sounds to me like the two of you should get together for a Perez-Joan catfight on this utterly glamourous website