If You Are Easily Offended…

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The world's #2 douchebag (after Perez), Cristina Angel, at the opening of his Mindfreak Superstore at the ghetto Circus Circus hotel in Las Vegas this weekend, looking like a dog barfed in his mouth.

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Posted: Jun 9, 2009 at 12:01 am / Email this »

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philsphan08 says – reply to this

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firstttt ewwww hes soo ugly!
macdqt says – reply to this

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nasty!!
xLucaz says – reply to this

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He do look like a douche haha

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swellcityguide.com says – reply to this

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Criss Angel is the bees knees
Adidres says – reply to this

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Spencer Pratt is way douchier.
LimoSex22 says – reply to this

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FIRST
vintage_goddess says – reply to this

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Yuck
bunny8907 says – reply to this

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i agree with adidres…..pratt is a douche!
Spaznatic_female says – reply to this

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LOL!!! he does look like a fucking hobo living under the over pass.
KittyPurryFan says – reply to this

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First? But this is pretty stupid so whatever
Laniang19 says – reply to this

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eww
electricXtaylor says – reply to this

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gross
lizziebella says – reply to this

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ughh i can't stand him
:O
WildOrchid1298 says – reply to this

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Ewww Circus Circus is the scariest hotel…..It makes sense that they would put that show there.
Kittencaboodle says – reply to this

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Circus Circus? Gross and ghetto.
vintage_monroe says – reply to this

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Whattt Circus Circus Is The Bomb, All The Games And Stuff lol
realmom says – reply to this

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Perez calls himself #1 douchebag???? I agree, Spencer Pratt!
thetwistedlover says – reply to this

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ew.
fiona says – reply to this

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Are you on HATE CRACK? What did he ever do to you, spunk Cameron?
You have very interesting targets for your bile.
I think you should take all of your money, and unwanted love, and dedicate yourself to animal welfare. They need help, and won't judge you for your previous evil.
ilyyyy says – reply to this

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what about spencer pratt ha
Mistfit says – reply to this

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fugly
blush says – reply to this

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i thought circus circus was scheduded for implosion?
team-aniston says – reply to this

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he needs a hair cut
ladysophie says – reply to this

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Crack addict that looks like he hasn't showered in days and has rolled around in his own urine and vomit.
sassybitch13 says – reply to this

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lol
calypso says – reply to this

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This should also be filed under……"Icky, Icky, Poo!"
Marsgirl says – reply to this

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One in the pink one in the stink
carlyOhh says – reply to this

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his so called "magic" isnt even real!
it's all fake
Oh Resist Her says – reply to this

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Re: fiona – Uhhh, in case you forgot Criss gave Perez free tix to his shittastic Vegas show and when he went Criss called him out right in the middle of the show as the world's biggest douchebag. So, yeah, I do believe that Perez (and pretty much the rest of the world) is pretty just in hating him.
xbreebree says – reply to this

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Grosssssss
theblackdahlia says – reply to this

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wow, circus circus? I agree with you there…. thats as low as it gets. That place is a dump.
ammmber says – reply to this

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I agree about Pratt being number 1.
rabidjesus says – reply to this

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Huge fucking douche. Queen of Douches. Reigning Sovereign of the Douche Empire.
SP-Girl says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwww i think i just threw up a little, and there's no way he's the 2nd biggest douchebag, he's the 1st! He's the biggest ugliest douche bag in the universe
a40sgal says – reply to this

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Re: team-aniston – and a nose job and new stylist and better magic skills and non douche personality and…
thisonegirl says – reply to this

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Yeah…Circus Circus is way ghetto. I call it "The Piss Palace" cause the last time I was there…was the last time I was there. It was just dirty and it smelled bad.
Obnoxious_Joe says – reply to this

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He looks like hobo.
MindyD says – reply to this

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Yuk-yet another of the great unwashed
tateration says – reply to this

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hahaha!!!!!!!! so you *FINALLY* admit, PUBLICLY, that you're a #1 DOUCHE!!!!! HILARIOUS! and so right on!
duelastar says – reply to this

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He's so gross
J-SweeZ says – reply to this

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Fuckin FAG!!!!!
assingaround says – reply to this

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I'd hit it.
pinkhotluv says – reply to this

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why was this even posted? waste of time
Cedon says – reply to this

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Re: philsphan08 – Amen
killer bunny says – reply to this

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circus , circus still exists? - was really nasty when i last saw it and that was about 5 years ago.
mollsterB says – reply to this

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money whore!
natg007 says – reply to this

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youre amazing perez!
lakerfan100 says – reply to this

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wow self deprecating humor, never thought i'd hear that from a narcissist like mario
titismack says – reply to this

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i don't get it?
valpal88 says – reply to this

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u got that right bitch
6one9 says – reply to this

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I think the "fat bitch" behind him looks worse!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
He looks a bit like tommy lee imo
RacheePoo says – reply to this

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I am easily offended and this doesnt offend me….so disapointing….
kland says – reply to this

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Re: Adidres – absolutely!!!!! i dont think anyone is douchier than pratt
Mi-Ne says – reply to this

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I love Criss Angel!!!
Sezzy says – reply to this

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PWEH
MeinAZ says – reply to this

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Looks tired and lonely…

he does like skanks like maddison.lol

He needs to find his happy and he won't find it being mean to
Perez…Duh.lol

Did he get the wax museum to fix the face on his wax figure yet?
They could have done a better job on his replica's face/facial expression.
He needs to do that,lol.
Marilyn Monroe says – reply to this

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lmao
Miss Diva says – reply to this

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I think he's hot!
Victoria NYC says – reply to this

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He looks like a loser! Holly can do better!
otwink says – reply to this

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umm 1st) ewwww
2nd) if this is how the man looks for an opening, then what does he look like on a random day?
Friski says – reply to this

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How come all the blacks always go to Circus Circus? I mean what happened to that place?
KristiJo says – reply to this

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No Perez is the one that looks like a dog barfed in his mouth and face. This guy is hot, I don't care what you say bout Chris… I'm sure Perez wishes Chris wanted it up the butt.
kandy_kotton says – reply to this

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lol…he is fugly here. but…other times he's effing hot!
kandy_kotton says – reply to this

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lol…he is fugly here. but…other times he's effing hot! he's better in person. visit him at luxor!
hunterswidow says – reply to this

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i agree with adiadres also
bubble gum says – reply to this

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Sorry Perez, Spencer Pratt is a bigger douche than you
kellibelli says – reply to this

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I don't know what is so great about this guy. He looks like male version of Britt Spears..
irg19@hotmail.com says – reply to this

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW
iheartbellamy says – reply to this

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yes, he's a big runny massive douche. HOWEVER this does not offend nor bother me.

sort it out dickez.
Duh, it's Hollywood! says – reply to this

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defs agree with Adidras, Pratt is the biggest douche of all. I like Angel. He's pretty dope and his Vegas show was kick ass when I saw it when it first opened!
Coif says – reply to this

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Oh P-fez, everytime some straight guy you hit on shuts you down suddenly they become the most disgusting thing ever. stick to old gay men, with your looks no matter how thin you get your FACE will never change, its a fact of life your going to have to live with toots.
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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NEXT MARIO!!!!!!!!!! Morning MOON BABY!!!!!!!!! )
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Is that humpty behind him rubbing her nipple?????????
Widadita says – reply to this

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hahah so u admit you're the douchebag n1!!!
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: Coif – You said it……………. Good one!!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaaaaa
emaa.a__ says – reply to this

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mehhhh,
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: emaa.a__ – Bonjour………. )
MamaCitaa_ says – reply to this

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oh thats nasty.
still fuck him though. hahahaha
ChandraCaprice says – reply to this

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OH geez, he is a GORGEOUS man; is NOT dirty; I have several friends that have been to Vegas and know of 2 that worked around him and ALL of them say if you get anywhere near him he smells INCREDIBLE. He is not uppity, so he doesn't wear $1000 suits to get dirty doing what he does everyday, you shouldnt judge a person by what they wear. HE IS NOT A CHRISTINA…
HE LOVES WOMEN. Get over it Perez if he WAS gay YOU'D LOVE HIM. THINK ppl, he is NOT gay.
As I said, if he were Perez wouldn't pick on him so much - he picks on ppl he is threatened by be it a pretty woman or a handsome straight man.

Rent the DVDs for Season 1 and watch that. Its fairly short, comparative to other DVDs. EVEN this past season he is SO sexy. You just have to see it all in motion. He laughs at himself and gives a lot of credit to others. He is one of the nicest stars Ive seen & done more for his fans than ANY.
He's terrific unless UNKNOWING ppl like comment negatively here burn him out. HAHAHA. He loves what he does; when he quits it will be because he wants to. Perez you know what they say…
ChandraCaprice says – reply to this

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Re: MindyD – not true..read my post above. Thanks. Im being honest, here, ALL these ppl I know said the same thing, independent of each other. It wasnt a group of friends sticking together, quite the opposite. We just had Criss in common. "he always smells incredible: THEY ALL used the word incredible so he is NOT unwashed. A lot of things you HEAR are from wannabe magicians that spread this crap to TRY to discredit him, but they can't. He has a loyal following. I have just observed enough from him I think he's great & I don't listen to haters and jealous ppl. HE IS A NICE PERSON, there's another problem; handsome, sexy, nice, rich, famous…now what little wannabe (not you) wouldnt be jealous of that?
ChandraCaprice says – reply to this

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I will add this..he doesnt take the best pics all the time because he doesn't smile, and the hat, his eyes are like blank…but if you see him smiling YOU WONT CARE WHAT HE'S WEARING.
RUSTINA says – reply to this

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Criss called Perez the #1 douchbag at his show in Vegas. We all know Spencer Pratt is #1 Criss also had a supernatural episode named after him called "Criss Angel is a douchbag" I couldn't believe they named it that!
Fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
Extraordinary :) says – reply to this

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He looks disgusting!
Him and Tommy Lee look like identical twinss…gross!
mvondrau says – reply to this

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Who is this guy? It must be an American thing, was he on American Idol?! It says, "Up My Butt". Is he gay?! Does it really matter?! Not sure what the fuss is all about.
tuffcub says – reply to this

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He looks like a walking STD
xcalibur says – reply to this

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THIS GUY IS TOTAL EGOMANIAC JACKASS. NUFF SAID.
mtlfinest514 says – reply to this

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Re: Adidres – agreed!
1crazymom says – reply to this

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nasty……..
VelvetStaccato says – reply to this

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I can smell him through my screen! YUCK!!
RaeRae369 says – reply to this

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Seriously…what was Holly Maddison thinking??
She is HOT and he is just weird! I mean,yah…he's got talent but she was too hot for him!
DeeDeeM says – reply to this

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You would think fame and fortune would make them take better care of themselves…but it seems the new cool look is the homeless look
ManaChelle says – reply to this

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What the hell! like 3 years ago he was pretty effin hot and actually did a cool show about magic that was actually watched what happened with all that?
cherrymuffinlove says – reply to this

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Re: bunny8907 – Me too. I agree perez you can be mean sometimes, but you're not a douche . spencer actually wins this title.
Goshgetalife says – reply to this

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I never knew sporting road kill on your cheek, was in style.
old men are gross says – reply to this

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Whichever one of your interns wrote that first line, should be fired for saying that you are the #1 douche. Very disrespectful.

I mean it.
rach_cast says – reply to this

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at least you got 1 thing right, you are the 1st douchebag, spencer pratt got the 2nd place, and them this guy!
Misled says – reply to this

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To me he had a nose and jaw job…
GiGilovesperez says – reply to this

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looks like john mayer. gross.
sincerity says – reply to this

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can't stand him. i wish that he would just go away already, sheesh!!!
HavierPotter says – reply to this

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i think hes hott !