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Perez is on the Emmy ballot!!!!!!

For reals. We shit you not, bbs.

The amazing folks over at the Oxygen network have nominated Perezito in the "Best Host" for a Reality or Reality-Competition category, alongside such luminaries as Ryan Seacrest, Tyra Banks, Donald Trump and Heidi Klum.

Holy shitballs!!!!

We are still in shock.

Perezzers is up for his work as the host of the Bad Girls Club Reunion special, which was so much fun to do. Did y'all watch?

CLICK HERE to watch some clips from the show!

If you're an Emmy voter, be sure to pick Perez as one of your finalists!!!!!!

Can you imagine if we actually made it to the final five?

OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!!!!!!

[Perez illustration by Michael Mouris.]

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77 comments to “Attention Emmy Voters!”



  1. 1

    Your gonna loose so big dipshit.



  2. 2

    Congratulations! Quite an honor.



  3. 3

    brb… just voted for someone else.



  4. 4

    Congrats!



  5. 5

    Good for you. I hope you win. Please stop being mean to juveniles.



  6. 6

    YAY! Good Job :)



  7. 7

    you are destined to lose, I know I'm going to vote AGAINST you!



  8. 8

    There is no way your mongoloid ass will win. 99% of the people who know you, despise you.

  9. Coif says – reply to this


    9

    Your not Kathy Griffin so just get over it



  10. 10

    You have as much winning as a icecube in hell.



  11. 11

    if youthink hes gunna lose then get off his website



  12. 12

    congrats perez. i keep yourself away from those stupid bad comments



  13. 13

    oh you SOOOOOO Gonna lose!



  14. 14

    NO I DIDNT WATCH…IF I WANT TO SEE A BUNCH OF DRUNK WHORES ACTING TRASHY IM SURE I WOULDNT HAVE TO WATCH A HORRIBLE TV SHOW TO DO SO…THERE ARE ENOUGH OF THOSE IN EVERY AMERICAN TOWN, JUST TAKE A STEP OUTSIDE…LOL…BUT IM SURE U WILL FIND A WAY TO TWIST THIS NOMINATION INTO A HUNDRED MORE POSTS THRU-OUT THE DAY…BUT ANYHOOT, CONGRATZ PERETZEL…



  15. 15

    Re: **LondonHockeyGurL** – Haaaaaaaaaa
    Maybe Teddy will win………. what up Hottie……… :o )



  16. 16

    Re: LizardKinG – What up King????



  17. 17

    OMFG! You sucked SO BAD on that special. In fact, I think you ruined the whole show. Your shit is so weak that you were upstaged by 6 or 7 slutballs from hell. That is just to funny…and about your caliber. You must have KISSED A LOT OF ASS to get that nomination! Famewhore #1=Perez!



  18. 18

    And you need to be making your chin about 5 X larger in these pics because this is NOT a real repersentation of your face. Your face looks like a donkey with a chin bigger than Jennifer Aniston and Rumor Willis put together.



  19. 19

    Re: Long Dong Connery – Hi LDC, doing good just getting in my daily Mario bashing…



  20. 20

    CONGRATULATIONS!!! i know people are annoyed w. ph now but he's who he is. i've been coming on this sight for years and i always saw him as the gay best friend who whispers snarky comments in your ear, but of course it's on the internet. maybe it's because since i've moved from LA i haven't found my gay bf yet and he's the filler.whatever not about me, congrats perezito xo



  21. 21

    Gosh, this tool is really hungry!, Very, very hungry… for attention. Don't count your eggs because I am sure they won't turn into chicks. But we all know pretty well you lay eggs all the time, you tacky twat.

    BItch is ready for her fucking close-up now, Mr. de Mille!

    Cluck,cluck,cluck…

  22. DJDee says – reply to this


    22

    Where can i watch the FULL reunion?



  23. 23

    Congrats, but there are 28 other people on the ballot. You forgot to mention other luminaries such as RuPaul and Tom Arnold.



  24. 24

    Re: Long Dong Connery – Wsup how is the Dong today ?

  25. epic says – reply to this


    25

    yeah, i have to vote for anyone else - are you allowed to vote more than once?

    it would be a nightmare to have you as a host (again).

    *runs*



  26. 26

    Nice drawing….You realize that you left like the other 2 halfs out. Must be nice to have a healthy self image. Its ok to be ugly though Mawio…real peope are only interested in talent. Oops.

    You should go lezbo dude. They like fugly and unfashionable.

    I'm just fucking with ya.

    You're the bestest!

    Don't get the hiv dude…seriously anyone that would wanna fuck you has got to be nasty.



  27. 27

    what - are you new? i am an Emmy voter and i can guarantee you will not win (anything). it's still like high school mario: you're fat and ugly and no one likes you.



  28. 28

    Congrats Perez!!



  29. 29

    great couple!



  30. 30

    Re: **LondonHockeyGurL** – Fucking busy today……
    All work and no play………. WTF………. did ya watch the game last night…..



  31. 31

    Re: Long Dong Connery – Hell ya at work though so like 20 mins I knew it was going to game 7 what a fucking game though u ?



  32. 32

    Congratulations!



  33. 33

    Reality check time, Oxygen submitted your name for consideration, so consider this: Oxygen has never won an Emmy. Everyone who has REAL power in Hollywood can't stand your mean-spirited ass so don't count on any votes unless Heidi Montag Pratt can vote. You are so delusional. Get wrapped up in the fame game because you are only going to be disappointed. You don't have any real talent. I'm laughing as I type this to think that you stand a chance against someone like Heidi Klum, Ryan Seascrest or even Tyra. HA…oh thanks for the laugh Mario….



  34. 34

    FUCK MARIO

  35. Drea says – reply to this


    35

    Hmmm… don't really think anyone gives a sh*t or even watches your show.



  36. 36

    only in America! congrats perez!



  37. 37

    Don't flatter yourself you'll never win fuck head…. we hope they shoot you instead.



  38. 38

    i love u. win big.



  39. 39

    Hmmm, Perez. You sound an awful lot like Kathy Griffin, whom you berated for actually WINNING two Emmy's. Nonetheless, congrats, I hope you make it! Go Kathy!



  40. 40

    Is there worse than a z-lister… negative alphabet perhaps? Cause Perez that's where you are douche bag!

  41. Swami says – reply to this


    41

    Bitch, please. After trashing Joan Collins- you will NEVER win an Emmy.



  42. 42

    Ryan Seacrest, Tyra Banks, Donald Trump and Heidi Klum are LUMINARIES? You're in the company of a trailer park Perez.



  43. 43

    As a member of the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences, I am an Emmy voter, Mario. Unfortunately, you have about as much charisma and talent as a wet paper bag. If NOT voting for you gives even the slightest chance that you'll one day disappear into obscurity, then I will happily NOT cast a vote for you.



  44. 44

    WHO CARESSS, ASS SHAT GAY BOY WONT MAKE THE FINAL 5.. WUT IS HE AN IDIOT?? HE THINKS THIS IS A REALITY SHOW. TOO BAD THE REAL EMMY ACADEMY GETS THE VOTE AND NOT HIS GAY SUPPORTERS AROUND THE WORLD WHO VOTE 100 TIMES EACH. SMDH.



  45. 45

    Re: STFUP – its not for the pageant…its for something WORSE than the pageant!



  46. 46

    I'll vote for you! love ya perez!



  47. 47

    You vs Tyra & Heidi = ultimate fail.
    And yes that cartoon above has a lot of creative liberties like…where's the triple chin? Where are the man-titties?



  48. 48

    we must be in the final days



  49. 49

    I thought you did an awesome job on the reunion…best host yet!!!! Hope you win…GOOD LUCK!



  50. 50

    congratulations, dear! and all these silly haters - still reading your site, i see.



  51. 51

    Okay you know what people!?
    If you don't like Perez than Why The Hell are you on his website?!
    He never did anything wrong to you he's just expressing his opinions, and if you hate it so much than leave the site!
    The only reason you make bad comments about him are because you're jealous of him so please stop or just leave!

    Congratulations Perez!
    That must be exiting for you I will vote for you don't worry!
    Good Job!



  52. 52

    WELL IF YOU HATE HIM SO MUCH AND TTHINK HE'S A DOUCHEBAG GET OFF HIS SITE MORON!



  53. 53

    Not going to happen. You are a loser.



  54. 54

    You will not make it Perez….you're still considered pond scum by most of Hollywood, so get those delusions out of your brain right now.



  55. 55

    is this cartoon a joke? it's so skinny and good-looking! is it perhaps of someone else? Oh, Perez, you fat little monkey… why do you bother?



  56. 56

    It would be nice if you start writing more of your postings rather than having "satelite bloggers" doing this for you. The spark is gone Perezito! We miss you here…



  57. 57

    LOL you wouldnt win this if you were the last person on earth! LOL Perez winning an Emmy? Thats the funniest thing I have heard all day. Thanks Perez I needed a good laugh. LOL



  58. 58

    i wonder why all the haters have accounts on your site (they all secretly love you.)
    LOVES IT PEREZ hope you win;)



  59. 59

    Re: WACKYCAT – Ya right… we love to hate him… and point out how retarded he is. Plus, it's always fun to see his cool artwork with dicks and pee everywhere… such a class act always great to watch genius ground breaking journalism from a high school drop out.



  60. 60

    As if he'd win. Lol.



  61. 61

    you just have to pay the fee to get on the first ballot. thats it. no honor here. move along



  62. 62

    I am a member and I WILL VOTE FOR YOU!!!!!!!



  63. 63

    doubt you'll make it to the final 5…

    you're a blogger.. you're no Ryan Seacrest



  64. 64

    .
    Congratulations on the nomination ..



  65. 65

    YaY gOo PeReZ!! U rOx MaN..x

  66. 6one9 says – reply to this


    66

    WOW an EMMY!!!!!!!!!! GOOD LUCK Perezers!!!!!!!!!! Hope ya win!!



  67. 67

    "Perezzers is up for his work as the host…"

    YOUR WORK? Oh. my. God.

    Bitch what you do is not work. It's showing up and being fat and bitchy.



  68. 68

    OH MY GOD YOU SHOULD WIN. YOU ARE THE REALEST MOTHERFUCKER. SORRY TO PUT IT THAT WAY BUT PEREZ ITS THE TRUTH . I HAD LEFT YOU A MESSAGE TELLING YOU THAT I LOVE THE WAY YOU DISSED THE SHIT OUT OF THAT GIRL AT THE END. SHE WENT TO GIVE YOU A KISS AND YOU TOLD HER" NO GET AWAY FROM ME YOU A BITCH YOU HIT AND KICKED A GIRL WHILE SHE WAS DOWN THEN YOU GLOAT ABOUT IT BITCH GET AWAY FROM ME" I WAS SCREAMING MY ASS OFF. YEAH !!! THATS THE WAY YOU DO IT. NO HOLDS BARD. YOU MADE HER LOOK LIKE THE ASS SHE IS. GOOD LUCK!!!!! DIOS TE BENDIGA. KISS KISS HUG HUG.



  69. 69

    that is awesome, but I dont see you making it to the top 5. But hey, at least you have some recognition…



  70. 70

    dude, host of what?? ..ROFL



  71. 71

    You sucked ass, you biased motherfucker. Could you have stuck your nose up the Amber's asses any further?



  72. 72

    They only included you, so you wouldn't fucking whine and have a hissy fit all over your blog about it.



  73. 73

    well I actually thought you were funny hosting that so I will vote for you unless I have to sign up to vote then I wont vote :]



  74. 74

    lol wait haha I can't vote.



  75. 75

    Dear God… how lame.You do not deserve shit Perez you are just a cheapo hack of mindless gossip and spite.

  76. Delsy says – reply to this


    76

    hope ryan wins



  77. 77

    you're going to lose, idiot. and no, nobody watched your shitty reality show.