Hermes Breeds Crocodiles For Bags!!

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In order to meet the demand for their leather bags, Hermes has succumbed to breeding crocodiles on Australian farms for the sole purpose of becoming accessories!!!

Yikes!

Customers have been known to wait for years for Hermes bags which can cost up to $50,000!!!

Outrageous!!

"It can take three to four crocodiles to make one of our bags so we are now breeding our own crocodiles on our own farms, mainly in Australia," says Patrick Thomas, chief executive of the luxury line. "Hermes already faces a major challenge producing 3,000 crocodile bags a year. The world is not full of crocodiles, except the stock exchange!"

Oh, he's a riot!

What does PETA have to say about this???

    Posted: Jun 10, 2009 at 9:30 am / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      That is disturbing…and highly unnecessary…



    2. 2

      Disgusting.



    3. 3

      i'd be a hypocrite to judge.
      i saw the most beautiful yellow & white boa wrapped around some dude's shoulders in central park once.
      all i could think about was…
      'that snake would make a gorgeous purse, a bitchin belt & pumps!'
      what?!



    4. 4

      wow. I can see some people say it is no different than rasing cattle to eat. But this is for fashion not sustinance….so I don't know. I am sure there are going to be protests.



    5. 5

      its in australia…… they wont do shit.



    6. 6

      hopefully PETA recognizes the obvious, which is, unhealthy crocodiles are not good purse material. sssooooo……….how will these crocodiles be treated??? like a 50K purse or better i am thinking. but hey you know PETA doesn't always go with the obvious.



    7. 7

      Disgusting!



    8. 8

      Oh well. How is this celebrity news?



    9. 9

      first



    10. 10

      I'm not a big animal rights person or a peta appreciater but this is absolutely horrible! One of the most grotesque things I have ever heard of.



    11. 11

      That's all kinds of wrong.



    12. 12

      Hermes - What a**holes.



    13. 13

      Unless you are a complete vegetarian and do not use animal products in any form, you really have no right to complain about crocodile hide.
      Are you saying chickens, cows, pigs, goats and seafood doe not feel pain like the crocs?
      Do they not also suffer just to satisfy our gastronomic desires?



    14. 14

      Senseless. All for a bag that women will toss out the moment the season is over.



    15. 15

      OMG!!! I want one!



    16. 16

      I bet alot of your celebrity friends have one or more of Hermes bags. so talk to them about it Mario.



    17. 17

      Huum, wonder if you can get a discount if you supply your own crocs?



    18. 18

      just get a 50$ fake one on the corner, problem solved. and i really hope no one give a f*ck about them. they should be so lucky



    19. 19

      I hate designer bags. It's so much more chic to carry around something that's really unique and cool looking but also inexpensive. I had several Coach bags back when no one else did but unloaded those freaks at a garage sale for $5 dollars a piece once everyone and their mother starting carrying them around.



    20. 20

      I love this pic? From Peter Pan?
      Hmm, very telling.



    21. 21

      the assholes who make — and buy — these bags deserve to be eaten by crocs!



    22. 22

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    23. 23

      Yeaaaay! Lets all go pelt Posh Spice with eggs!



    24. 24

      What the FUCK! Who buys these fucking $50,000 bags? Crazy people?? 2 families can live for a year on that! I feel so bad for those poor animals. Disgusting. I'm not a huge fan of PETA but I hope they send some heads rolling (figuratively) over this.



    25. 25

      Re: sashaqueenie – A $50,000 purse is VERY different than eating an egg. I don't love eating meat but at least people are using this stuff to survive. A purse is on another planet. Not the same at all.

    26. saray says – reply to this


      26

      "hopefully PETA recognizes the obvious, which is, unhealthy crocodiles are not good purse material. sssooooo……….how will these crocodiles be treated??? like a 50K purse or better i am thinking. but hey you know PETA doesn't always go with the obvious. " that was the most moronic statement i have ever read. While you're at it why not make baby puppy purses as long as you treat the puppy nice for a month and kill it humanely? Mr. Obvious.



    27. 27

      What the fuck. Who would pay that much money for a purse.



    28. 28

      Is a PURSE worth THAT much and that many innocent lives? Go to a thrift shop and get a purse ladies. All a purse does is hold our JUNK.

    29. acat says – reply to this


      29

      wow. thatmakes me so very sad. what, they cant be stopped??? wheres the ethics???? what a bunch of fuckoff hidytidys.



    30. 30

      what douchebags!! Also, 50 grand for a bag that's meh? Stupid!



    31. 31

      Re: LaDiva – Hey Hottie….sorry i haven't had much time to get back to ya………things have been crazy around here…….. When is baby Connery due?????????? :o )



    32. 32

      mmm..the crocodile hunter would not be happy about this.
      pretty horrible.



    33. 33

      as horible as this does sound. you can think about it from other angels. people "breed" chickens and cows to be killed and fed to humans, this just doesnt have as great a purpose as food does



    34. 34

      You can pick them up for 25 dollars in China………….



    35. 35

      Re: sashaqueenie – anyone that uses leather purses, wallets, etc. should not complain. I am not a veggie, but get concerned on how some of the animals are raised for food, products, etc. Would like to know how the crocodile farms work. some people do eat crocodile. does this 'farm' produce the meat too? now, perez, are you a vegetarian? and you know that PETA hates most of these designers anyway and visa versa



    36. 36

      Won't be buying a Hermes than.



    37. 37

      There are a couple in the ponds in the neighborhood..hes welcome to em.

    38. acat says – reply to this


      38

      Re: sashaqueenie – dude COME ON your comment sucked ass. thats f.ing retarded….we have to EAT. being vegan makes some people sickly. some people need meat/seafood. thats the way the circle of life works dumbutt. but non-vegans can ethically eat chickens and whatever the hell else you mentioned but not breed them to kill and skin them for HANDBAGS. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. DONT BE IGNORANT/

    39. TLG says – reply to this


      39

      Ha, ha ha. All you holier than thou types crack me up. People have been breeding animals for thousands of years for various purposes and only now do we care. I guess how the world is supposed to work is - poof - there's a meal and - poof - there's a belt all conjured up out of thin fucking air. Care about people, not animals.



    40. 40

      I'd rather they breed them than capture them from the wild. But of course I'd rather they didn't use them AT ALL.



    41. 41

      eww thats horrible!



    42. 42

      Down with this sort of thing….
      But in all seriousness its sick & unnecessary… I thought Oz went to great lenghts to protect its wildlife… obviously not!..
      And the fools that buy the bags might aswell be killing the crocs with their bare hands… no customers no killing!!!



    43. 43

      Fierce …we now that sxary spice is on that list to purchase more of those hideos birkins blerghhhh



    44. 44

      absolutely disturbing



    45. 45

      How big is each bag if it takes 3-4 crocs? Gruesome and EVIL! Fashion is so pointless and soul destroying!



    46. 46

      i hope the WHOLE croc is being utilized when its destroyed, and they're not wasting a life just for a fucking purse i.e. throwing the rest of the croc away.



    47. 47

      Re: Long Dong Connery – hey darling… my baby is not due til the end of august… sorry dong but u are not the father…lmao
      just had to go there huh.
      what has been happening since i last spoke with u?



    48. 48

      Like any of you Holier Than Thou asses would say No to a Croc Birkin. Puh-leeze.



    49. 49

      WOW! I wish that this was a joke!



    50. 50

      you know if they switched to alligator I've got three in my retention pond.



    51. 51

      That's Horrible. People who do that are sad. That is just disgusting and someone needs to stop this!



    52. 52

      Who the hell would pay $50000 for a bag?
      Would mass producing the crocodile's make them cheapter? I highly doubt it.
      I know I shouldn't talk because I do have some things that are leather but I think what makes this wrong is, unlike a cow, they're just going to toss the rest of the Croc away after they skin it.



    53. 53

      freak out. crocodile farms aren't that rare.



    54. 54

      Re: LaDiva – Actually i've been working on the family farm……….planting/cleaning….. i took some time off work to do so……..
      other than that, im looking forward to a liquid lunch on a patio bar……
      say hi to the peeps…….. did you talk to moon????????



    55. 55

      Re: MBFAMB

      If this is one of the most grotesque things you've ever heard, you REALLY need to get out more.



    56. 56

      What the fuck?!! How are they getting away with this? Peta needs to ambush those mother fuckers and save those poor animals!



    57. 57

      Re: NewYorker4

      People have the right to spend whatever the hell they want with their money. If they want to waste it on that, let them. These places will keep charging that amount as long as people are willing to spend it.



    58. 58

      how badly does one need a purse that an animal has to die for it.
      It's called FAUX people = thus it was created for that!



    59. 59

      Fuck those who use animals for stupid shit!



    60. 60

      Anybody who eats chicken or beef etc… better not be bitching at Hermes on this one.



    61. 61

      Of course they're farmed. Did y'all think they trapped them in the Everglades?



    62. 62

      who gives a shit what PETA says their a bunch of pet lunatics that continue to fool the america public about their true agenda. to align yourself with PETA is to put a stamp on your forward that says, MORON. do your research little minions.



    63. 63

      At this point, we really don't need to treat animals this way. I think we should round up these execs and skin them!



    64. 64

      I'm calling Peta this is atrocious . People are sooo greedy for money . I hope one day they get what they deserve. What a disreputable company! Hermes Worms….sick people!YUK!!!



    65. 65

      PERETZEL, GLAD TO SEE THAT UR CENSORING COMMENTS AGAIN, U BITCH!



    66. 66

      Thats fucking awful how can they get away with this? Hearbreaking



    67. 67

      THAT'S DISTURBING!
      STUPID!
      SENSELESS!
      WHO LIKES CROCODILE BAGS ANYWAYS
      THEY ARE FUCKING UGLY
      AND ON TOP OF THAT
      THEY ARE COMMITING MURDER?
      BUT NO NEED TO WORRY
      THERE'S A LOT OF CROCODILE
      IN THE WHOLE WORLD
      SO IT"S OK IF WE KILL THEM
      THAT'S COOL!
      …NOT!
      SOMEONE CALL PETA!!!!



    68. 68

      I think I'm going to be sick.



    69. 69

      Re: Long Dong Connery – i haven't spoken to moon, nor has she emailed me…. u too for that matter…. boooohooo



    70. 70

      what a douchbag company!why the hell….no…WHO THE HELL would buy a bag that cost fuor lives!

    71. jham says – reply to this


      71

      This INFURIATES me!!! Seriously how do people sleep at night? I don't believe in breeding dogs as PETS (i.e. to love), much less breeding an animal to turn it into a bag!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! Seriously, who made this decision and what were they thinking???



    72. 72

      Who fucking cares what PETA thinks?! They are nothing but a bunch of misinformed pushy cult followers. I don't see a problem with a crocodile farm at all. Im sure the animals will be kept in lawfull conditions, and slaughtered as per gov. regulations. I've never met a PETA supporter who knows a damned thing about anything, they just spread hype.
      BTW, every year PETA KILLS MORE ANIMALS THAN THEY RESCUE.



    73. 73

      SICK SICK SICK!!! Fucking rich people and their keeping up with the Jones'. Go PETA Go!!



    74. 74

      just so posh can carry around an ugly bag that she could fit in



    75. 75

      Fucking disgusting! What is wrong with humanity?? Why must we kill and use up everything around us? Someday all the animals will get their sweet revenge on all of us! lol



    76. 76

      oy vey! that's extremely disturbing…. and very sad. if women didn't create the demand for it, then Hermes wouldn't resort to that bullshit. Get it together, ladies! You can buy JUST AS NICE handbags from eco-friendly designers…. or at the very least, not a designer that resorts to breeding a living thing for the sole purpose of killing it so you can wear it over your shoulder… yuck!

    77. ans! says – reply to this


      77

      That's horrible and disgusting. Somebody go set those crocodiles free!!!!!!



    78. 78

      that made me vomit a little bit. worst news all week



    79. 79

      So what….. no I don't agree with turning their skin in to overpriced pieces of shit bags… but… cows get bred for the same thing, along with numerous other animals.
      So long as they're not letting the rest of the crocodile go to waste, then.. *shrugs* Whatever.



    80. 80

      Because we don't breed cows or chickens to eat? Come on, at least they're not picking from the wild. It's sort of like a reforestation project. They're planting their own alligators for future use!!



    81. 81

      Well I mean, at least they're not out poaching the wild ones anymore, right?



    82. 82

      Screw PETA!!! I WANT 1!!!!!



    83. 83

      big deal everybody. I've got news for you. That crocodile would kill and eat you in a heartbeat if it had the chance. What's the big deal?



    84. 84

      So, so sad! Poor animals! I am sure they aren't killed in a humane manner either. Fukin' bastard, animal killing company should be FORCED to stop this! It's just WRONG!!!



    85. 85

      if this is true how horrible… a bag is just a bag, it could be made of paper or plastic (well not plastic as it's bad for the environment) and it would serve the same purpose, why use and hurt animals for selfish stupid human 'needs'?



    86. 86

      ick



    87. 87

      Gross.



    88. 88

      Doesn't your lovely friend Heidi have one? Charming…



    89. 89

      That's disgusting. I just don't understand why people feel the need to wear a crocodile over their shoulder. It's so cruel, and frankly I think crocodile skin and snake skin accessories and hideously ugly.l



    90. 90

      wow/ that is very sad



    91. 91

      how disgusting, some humans are shockingly selfish



    92. 92

      .
      3 to 4 crocodiles for one handbag?
      If people wouldn't buy, the crocs wouldn't die ..



    93. 93

      if they're using the meat - i see nothing wrong with it.

      if they're skinning them and disposing of everything else - then the only problem I have is the waste they're producing..



    94. 94

      thats just purely disgusting!!!
      i wonder if people who wear these bags
      think
      "this thing that holds my gum & tampons was once a living breathing creature"
      i swear those people are sick.

      although the "let me hold your cell phone!" was hilarious!



    95. 95

      I'm not a vegetarian and could careless if you call me a hypocrite but this is ridiculous! You can't compare an animal used as a source of food as opposed to some pathetic fashion accessory. The demand is high and I think its just wrong period to go to these extremes for some shitty bag that will sit and collect dust years from now.



    96. 96

      oh wow…im sure their bags are amazing
      would love one…but not at that price lol



    97. 97

      3 or 4 crocodiles to make a single bag?!? Either they are using baby crocs or those are some massive sized handbags. Either way, I think anyone that would spend $50000 grand on any kind purse is an idiot.



    98. 98

      AND HERE LETS BE HONEST…IT IS THE SAME AS WEARING LEATHER OR SHEEP SKIN…HOW MANY OF YOU OWN A PAIR OF REAL UGG BOOTS?



    99. 99

      Re: NewYorker4 – you dont need to eat meant to survive…fact (and things like soya are much lower in fat and high in protein)

    100. J2thb says – reply to this


      100

      Wtf?! Thats insane!! That guy just lost himself so much business! Next time a celeb is caught carrying one they'll be harrassed!!

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