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Brad Pitt Stops Traffic..Literally!

Filed under: Brad Pitt > Wacky, Tacky & True

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Russian traffic police have recruited Brad Pitt to help slow traffic in Siberia.

That sounds insane!

Cardboard cutouts of the actor dressed as a traffic cop have been placed by the most dangerous intersections in the city of Omsk.

Apparently, the campaign is working because officials claim accidents are down while drivers slow down to gaze.

They are probably wondering what the hell is going on!!!!

Pitt is "kind of like a colleague for us," said Dmitry Ziryanov, a local official who came up with the idea.

Weird!

We think they should put them up in El Lay!!!

The photogs would be so confused!

[Image via WENN.]

26 comments to “Brad Pitt Stops Traffic..Literally!”



  1. 1

    LOVE that idea!!! The paps would be all over the place (mentally)!!! Do it Perez…



  2. 2

    He's old and married to a used old whore



  3. 3

    who gives a shit. he looks like aging hag.



  4. 4

    so funny



  5. 5

    HE'S A HUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  6. 6

    He can guide me across traffic any day….long as I get to hold his cock while we do it.



  7. 7

    Brad is so God damn pretty! Fuck.



  8. 8

    Re: Lindsay Lohan
    have you seen it?

    there's not much to hold down there. might as well hold his thumb



  9. 9

    He's a tired "pretty boy" prostitute from WeHo. Gimme a break here !



  10. 10

    true dat sphincter



  11. 11

    ya do it already



  12. 12

    Brad pitt is a pervert. He dated a 14 year old when he was 23 and nobody thinks bad of him.



  13. 13

    don't even get me started on the amount he must spend on botox.

  14. AMO says – reply to this


    14

    That's hilarious!



  15. 15

    Re: sphincter wink – uh, rude.



  16. 16

    "El Lay" is so stupid Perez. Makes you look ignorant.



  17. 17

    The "El Lay" thing was clever for five minutes, forty-five months ago.



  18. 18

    Your book is old and your space is ugly. The Citi is yours at Citipeeps.com

  19. mave says – reply to this


    19

    Brad has this ageless gergeous and sexiness appearance. Very handsome dude!!!!! and Angelina is beauty and talent combination……. haters don' call her whore. she's very brilliant woman.



  20. 20

    I love Brad Pitt, yummy. Wonder how many people stop and take their picture with the cutout?



  21. 21

    yeah really smart idea.. people start staring at the cardboard cutout and stop focusing on the road… really really smart….



  22. 22

    lol so stupid



  23. 23

    “Hey, Juliette, how was Brad Pitt in the sack anyway?"

    Juliette responded with, "He was no… BIG deal, if ya know what I mean!"



  24. 24

    that is actually a hilarious idea!!



  25. 25

    WHO CARES ABOUT BRAD!! He's always going to be remembered as a CHEATER



  26. 26

    That's the best story ever!
    Well done, Perez :)