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Bret Michaels Endangers His Life For Sex

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Bret Michaels has lived with the diabeetus since childhood. However, he's not gonna let the disease cramp his style!

The accident-prone rocker tells Elle magazine that the disease hasn't really affected his sex life, except when he "will sometimes hold off on the insulin, which will jack my blood sugar level up to the low 200 range. It's like how a prizefighter will want to go into the ring with his blood sugar levels high. It gives you the stamina of a bull. So, yes, sometimes I will endanger my own life to pleasure a woman."

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113 comments to “Bret Michaels Endangers His Life For Sex”

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  1. 1

    Diabeetus WTF is that??

  2. Laury says – reply to this


    2

    Fucking idiot. Who would want to have sex with someone who could die in your arms?



  3. 3

    Airbrush much?



  4. 4

    Obviously he doesn't please a woman if he can't hold onto one.



  5. 5

    Ew.



  6. 6

    What a douchebag.



  7. 7

    Ewww…he looks like a woman!!



  8. 8

    Fuck…give me diabetes please



  9. 9

    That's crazy.

    He's sexy though.



  10. 10

    Diabetes.



  11. 11

    If you don't know what "Diabeetus" is, you should kill yourself.



  12. 12

    any guy can bang a hooker like a bull all night, its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway



  13. 13

    what an asshole!



  14. 14

    Which one in the photo is Bret Michaels?



  15. 15

    Loser says what Brett?



  16. 16

    Who wants to have sex with him, everything on him is fake and he wears more make up than a woman.



  17. 17

    what a fucking idiot. hope this behavior kills him someday.



  18. 18

    I don't agree with what he's done, but I have diabetes, too, and I understand what he's talking about. It's like being high without drugs. Again…I DO NOT AGREE with it, but the feeling is a bit addicting.



  19. 19

    It's Diabetes. Who is your proofreader. You need to get rid of them. That's like four mistakes in a week. EVER HEAR OF SPELL CHECK.



  20. 20

    diabeetus–is that the disease where your dad beats the shit out of you when you don't eat every beet on your dinner plate??



  21. 21

    Re: Laury – David Carradine just did it



  22. 22

    hes so stupid. doesnt he know that the higher the glucose levels are, the more damage it does to your body, including vascular disease which eventually causes problems with obtaining an ERECTION…..hes just hurting himself in the long run



  23. 23

    Ok, I'm a nurse and Bret is someone who we would call at the hospital "a Fucktard".



  24. 24

    Bret Michael's is a walking STD!! I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole



  25. 25

    That plus Herpes 1 & 2, I'm gonna BARF again



  26. 26

    More likely to die if his blood sugar drops low = diabetic coma. It being high leads to hardening of internal organs, over time–one of the only diseases that has repercussions for the all organ systems (vision, heart, kidneys, etc.)



  27. 27

    Is that supposed to make him seem "cool"? Like being stupid is cool.



  28. 28

    Can he please remove the scarf! Is he balding under there? He is just gross. I am not impressed with him at all.



  29. 29

    #1 *STOP* doing that with your mouth. It looks STUPID as hell!

    #2 Anybody who would even kiss him on the mouth is disgusting. How many women has slept with? It's *revolting* I mean, really…think of how many. Promiscuity is beyond disgusting. Just think of how common STDs are. And you cannot protect yourself from common STDs like herpes by using condoms…herpex shedding happens in places where condoms do not cover. Herpes is also super, super common. You get what I'm saying? Effing GROSS. I wouldn't let him within a 10 foot radius of me. Don't know how far those crabs can jump ;-)

    #3 I am so ashamed that as a young teen, I had his Poison poster hung over my bed. The idiocy of youth…



  30. 30

    He makes me ILL



  31. 31

    Perez, you illiterate moron, it's diabetes, not "diabeetus".



  32. 32

    Seriously, I'd join a convent first — no offense, but HELL no.



  33. 33

    .
    Dry heaves

  34. Uker says – reply to this


    34

    IT'S DIABETES YOU ILLITERATE FUCK!



  35. 35

    Re: Mandeline28 – 4 mistakes in a week?
    I've already spotted 4 grammatical errors in one day, and I've only read several posts :
    1) "Venezeula" (instead of Venezuela about Coka Cola Zero)
    2) "obsurd" (instead of "absurd" about Sacha Baron Cohen))
    3) "staid" (instead of "stayed" in "R-Pattz stayed in … hotel in NYC")
    4) "diabeetus" (instead of diabetes)



  36. 36

    I wouldn't do him with a rented cooch.



  37. 37

    UGh….I think I'm gonna hurl



  38. 38

    future limp dick



  39. 39

    Who would want to have sex with him? He is fugly.



  40. 40

    Risk stroke, kidney failure, cardiovascular disease, arteriosclerosis, and nerve damage all to "pleasure a woman". What a tool. I'm sure his "women" appreciate his effort.



  41. 41

    I would like to see how well he does with the ladies without that bandanna on his head. I'll bet he even sleeps in it just in case. You know he has to be bald under there.

  42. cdv says – reply to this


    42

    Youre an asshole, Perez. At least spell diabetes right- who the fuck you think you are Wilford Brimley?



  43. 43

    Stupid ass. Maybe getting hit in the head by a prop at the Tony's will knock some sense into him.



  44. 44

    Re: pherb80 – Lmao briiliant.



  45. 45

    oh. ew.



  46. 46

    He is gross. :(



  47. 47

    Diabeetus?? WTF Perez, you're getting worse every day…



  48. 48

    Diabeetus?? You are kidding, right?



  49. 49

    Obviously this practice has already had ill effects on his brain… as well as his testosterone levels…he looks like a playBOY model here. Isn't Hef on the hunt for some new bunnies?



  50. 50

    does he ever get tired of fucking sluts?



  51. 51

    He's such a douche … Men with diabetes sometimes have a hard time keeping their erection. I'm sure if he's not taking care of himself like he should … it's probably happening to him.



  52. 52

    Of course he is bald under the scarf, he has already admitted to that in addition the hair is fake. I actually believe the hair is attached to the scarf. Without all his make up and fake hair he probably looks just like Joe the Plumber.



  53. 53

    Not good. I lost 2 cousins to this disease. And, they took care of themselves.
    You can die from this. It is not to be played with. He should have keep his
    advise to himself. And, from what the TV ads are saying that disease can
    lower your sex drive. Never have I heard it heating it up and I know lots
    of men and women with it. Not a good idea Bret! You may die happy but you will still be dead if you keep this up. Good luck!



  54. 54

    Would everyone calm the fuck down with this diabetes thing?
    Obviously he's mocking the old fat guy on tv that advertises those diabetes monitors and all that insurance crap…
    Do you know…
    He's sitting in the chair and he's like "I have diabeetus" he's very country
    SHIT!



  55. 55

    For starters. what asses insult people with diabetes. its not like it makes us any different. third being 200 is not going to kill you as long as its not for huge periods of time. so why dont you just get over that real quick. and damn if 200 is as high as he goes he sure as hell is doing something fucking right cause its not easy. so lay off. even if he does wear too much make up.



  56. 56

    Your book is old and your space is ugly. The Citi is yours at Citipeeps.com



  57. 57

    yeah he thinks this makes him hot! boy is he going to be in for a shock when he will no longer be able to get an erection due to the damage of uncontrolled blood sugar!



  58. 58

    I can't believe people are thinking they're the shit correcting Perez's grammar, saying "OMG U SPELL DIABETES WRONG" um obviously you're fucking retarded and need to look up Wilford Brimley



  59. 59

    He's disgusting!



  60. 60

    Re: Dixie77 – LOL! Perfected stated!



  61. 61

    He's a total idiot….not worthy. And so many of yall are bitch slapping Gene Simmons for being an old fart. Please. Gene was correct about Adam. Bret Michaels has no talent.



  62. 62

    Oh…one more thing. He's nearly as pretty as Paris in the photo Perez chose for this article. The only thing more disgusting than Bret is those beat ass whores who crawl all over him. I'll admit I've watched the show a few times…..for the lulz.



  63. 63

    He's so fucking full of shit! The only way he gives a woman pleasure is when he goes home.



  64. 64

    Ouchie. One more thing. Dude lives here in Scottsdale with the Mother of his children. This Rock of Love BS is about money. Nothing else.

    So damned silly.



  65. 65

    Re: Skippy101 – you are absolutely right. Diabetes is a major cause of erectile dysfunction.



  66. 66

    people are idiots a few blood sugars in the low 200s inst going to kill you…..he's actually being smart….sex is exercise and will LOWER your blood sugar so having it a little above normal before sex is actually playing it safe!



  67. 67

    Oh god, this guy is disgusting…. When he was a patient of mine a few years ago, he'd tell me about his problems with chronic premature ejaculation, and his desire to experience sex with men, and his attempts to have his genital warts lasered off (which failed, he later informed me….). Any woman that finds him the slightest bit attractive….needs to make an appointment to come see me for some intensive therapy!



  68. 68

    He looks like he could be fergie's brother.



  69. 69

    What a moron - insulin lets your cells actually use the energy in the sugar in your blood. Skipping a shot will have the opposite of his intended result!

    Stupid and counter-productive!

  70. ydur says – reply to this


    70

    diabeetus? where did u go to school again?



  71. 71

    Diabeetus - Perez i knew you were a moron.. but do you really have the IQ of a loaf of bread? Cant you use spell check..diabetes

  72. Patsy says – reply to this


    72

    "DIABEETUS" really Perez. Go back to school!!!

  73. Patsy says – reply to this


    73

    Re: sphincter wink
    ROFL!!!



  74. 74

    It's diabetes you idiot.



  75. 75

    lol perexes stupid languease
    diabeetus is diabetes



  76. 76

    you spelled DIABETES incorrectly.. niiiceeeee
    its called spell check. :)



  77. 77

    Bret is an idiot but WTF is "diabeetus"?



  78. 78

    Dixie 77 - "#3 I am so ashamed that as a young teen, I had his Poison poster hung over my bed. The idiocy of youth… "

    Let us bow our heads in shame together! LOL!! I also used to think Mel Gibson was hot too. Idiocy of youth indeed…



  79. 79

    If he REALLY wants to please women he should take that stupid show off TV, ditch the bandanna, ease up on the guyliner and grow up….



  80. 80

    Ugh, if he was the last man left, I'd be a lesbian. He is revolting!



  81. 81

    Re: gour_mae – You're on to something…..maybe he is a lesbian….!



  82. 82

    Diabetes! Spell check does exist! USE IT!



  83. 83

    Re: VelvetStaccato – Mel Gibson is still hot



  84. 84

    Re: Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD rescinded – Wow your kinda a horrible doctor… congrats on keeping that oath of CONFIDENTIALITY. you should be reported.



  85. 85

    Re: Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD rescinded – if what your saying is even true… and if you even ARE a doctor… which you probably are not because any respectful doctor would know not to leak any patients information… especially to a tabloid site.



  86. 86

    Re: Kimberella – ROFL



  87. 87

    Re: Misty*may – your a fucking idiot



  88. 88

    Re: allsmiles15 – your a fucking retard



  89. 89

    Most of you are fucking idiots. "Diabeetus" as an homage to the diabetes commercial with the old guy that pronounces it…You guessed it…"Diabeetus." Shoot yourselves in the face now, please.



  90. 90

    Wow, yet another reason he's a dumbass



  91. 91

    Re: Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD rescinded – Are you kidding me!!!!! First of all I doubt a Dr would be wasting their time reading all this stuff, and I m sure you have made up all that crap. Its all about your problems, u nasty person. I hope you get those herpes burned off soon, LOL



  92. 92

    what the hell?? when your blood sugar is high, you'll only sometimes gain stamina. usually, you're tired, nausaus, incoherent, and irritable.

    however, "jacking" your blood sugar up to 200 is kind of pathetic. it really shouldn't do anything. try 500-600 on a daily basis and then brag about raising your bloodsugar.



  93. 93

    He is a very entertaining person. Rock of love rawks. I wouldn't hit it, though.



  94. 94

    Re: lizzstar77 – i have type 1, as honestly, my symptoms are IDENTICAL to being drunk..however, 200?? really?? i'm always between 30 and 600 for unknown reasons. and he acts like 200 is the sky falling.



  95. 95

    WHAT A DOUCHE SUPREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  96. Bon says – reply to this


    96

    Well, when he is in a wheelchair (due to his amputated limbs), blind and on dialysis 3x/wk, I doubt he'll be attracting too many women then, ewwwww



  97. 97

    he looks like a girl! don't like him



  98. 98

    Ok, Those of you counting perez's gramatical errors: He is doing it on purpose. Its just a different way to spell something and diabeetus is a joke word for diabetes. There is a picture of a fat cat with "diabeetus" spelled under it. So lay off. Secondly, in regard to brett. Having blood glucose in the 200's means that your body is not taking up the sugar into the cells. Therefore, he would actually perform worse because he cannot use the sugar circulating in his blood stream. The only way to get blood sugar into the cells is by insulin. The only way to use sugar as energy is to bring it into the cells. You dont get a "high" and if you do it is because your blood is getting so thick that it is not delivering oxygen to your brain as well as is should.



  99. 99

    Who knew he shops at JC Penney, I got my Dad the same t-shirt.



  100. 100

    it'd be much riskier to have your blood sugar drop, my hubby and i have had to stop a few times because of that. High blood sugar does sweet FA to your stamina.. it just makes you pee more and one day your weenie will fall off from the nerve damage from the high blood-sugar. he just wants to look cool *sigh*

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