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Uma Thurman in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar.
Scrumdiddleyumptious!
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
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Scrumdiddleyumptious??????? WTF?
eat uma, eat!
She is gorgeous.
It's a maaan, baby!
Damn Uma, you have a great plastic surgeon!!
Stunning!
Nice rack uma
Ethan Hawke is an idiot!!
greeeeat
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
God She's a joke!!
Those clothes don't look good on her.
Say what U want…Uma gives great face.
She's not a classic beauty-she is a face that makes U say hmmm. In the right make-up-flawless.
Great Flicks.
CROSS EYED!
Channeling Lauren Bacall in photo #1. In fact, for about five seconds I thought it was an old shot of Lauren. I think Uma has the best face in Hollywood - not the prettiest, but the best. Wide set eyes, patrician-looking, perfect.
Re: FugsMagee –
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Boy no kidding!
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I have never thought she was atractive… Ever
Completley photo shopped.
EAT UMA EAT!!!!
i see a lot of photoshop
she has always been and continuous to be a beautiful woman. But seriously? That is way photoshopped!
Photoshop and surgery can work wonders. cause we all know she looks like a man!
Even if she might be photoshopped..she is so unique looking it makes her HOT!
love her! what is she in next?
i never thought that she was attractive..and she looks sickly…
yum
Ew weird sprinkle dress! Hate it. Love her.
she needs to eat some, i love uma but shes too damn thin
that is pretty damn good
How about QUEEN OF THE ZOMBIES? She looks like complete shit
She's one of the most beautiful women in the world.
This woman is aging so gracefully and beautiful. Totally admire her.
yay for digi enhancement!
Her eyes are still extremely far apart. Nice rib cage Uma—YACK
she has a unique beauty. i love her.
She's almost 40! She's smoking hot!
finaly, way better than m.Fox
Re: Long Dong Connery – #8 her boobies are little…lol
Re: eatmejerkwad – since when did being fat become beautiful. She's naturally thin, and nothing wrong with that. Kinda sick of obese people making the rest of the people feel guilty about the way they look.
the fuck she been? Well, nice to see shes still hot
STUNNING!!!!!!!
Uma, you are so gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW WOW WOW!!!!
She looks fantastic. Kinda reminds me of some old Jerry Hall shots. Fabulous.
Re: UrMajestyMsG – Not as hott as you…….no one is……..
Yer on top………..
Trannyliscious is more like it! Eat a sammich!
She looks like Cameron Diaz, tbh I prefer her crazy dirty Killbill look, I think that was when she was in her hay day : )
wowow i fukin love that last one. she's still got it!
Re: UrMajestyMsG – I don't think so……are yours bigger????
this bitch keeps getting hotter and hotter. she is gorgeous!!!
She always look angry in most of her pictures. I never really cared for her but the pics look decent
LOVE,LOVE,LOVE BEATRIX KIDDO !!! You're gorgeous Uma !
Now, this is a Hollywood beauty.. not that slutty looking megan fox.
Re: Long Dong Connery – im blushing sir…lol
Sure, it's always nice to see a bag of bones on the cover of a magazine.
It looks like she had a lot of airbrushing though, either that or a whole lot of slap since she looks different.
i loove i want to buy bazarrrrrrr
Uma, you are a grown woman and know better…pls eat something w/ nutritional value, ok?! Normally, people's ribcages don't stick out like yours do. You are so aneroxic looking in these pics and probably work very hard trying to achieve this body image.
she is hot
The Queen of England would look good if they used this much photo shopping.
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Re: cherrymuffinlove – I couldn't agree with you more!
Scrumdiddley…wraithlike.
she looks lovely!
Re: Long Dong Connery – #46, WAY WAY BIGGER…HER ARE MORE LIKE MICRO-TIT-TAYS…LMAO
Nice rib cage. Eat something !
Gorgeous!
she's got admiral accccckbar eyes
Holy crap.. I thought that was a guy.
Wow, Uma looks sensational…..
Can you believe it, she is 39 …. Uma is a proof that a woman doesn't need to be 20 to look drop dead gorgeous and sexy !
She certainly aged better than her ex husband.
She has always be pretty to me but my goodness she looks fantastic in these shots!!! Very nice!!!
She's hot! Love her!
Alittle too skinny?Yea but that face-awww yea!
SHE LOOKS SOOOOO GOOD WITH THAT HAIR COLOR!
Gorgeous! I love it and love her.
gorgeous bitch has STILL got it.
ethan must burn.
alot.
Nice airbrush job. Has she had surgery of the plastic persuasion? Regardless, she looks pretty good, classy instead of slutty.
She is absolutely breathtaking.
She looks wonderful!
shes even less attractive with all that airbrushing and far too thin
what do i like about her?? everything! and the fact that she still looks like herself!! and she has always looked lovely!
yes, what a lovely ..rib cage she has..
gross
She's just absolutely stunning.
i like her eyes they look like an italian painting
Pretty, but too skinny! Eat a sandwich already.
She doesn't look a day over 25. Then again I never found her very attractive..
very classy photographs
Rib cage chic!
DAAYYYYUM! UMA IS LOOKING HOTT!
Re: JigSaw –
lol idk. Shes lookin good though love me some Umaaaaaa
Someone feed her. They could've at least airbrushed the bones in her back out with the rest of it.
THIS AIRBRUSHING IS JUST RIDICULOUS. IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE HER.. WHY CANT THEY JUST SHOW HOW SHE REALLY LOOKS? SHE IS BEAUTIFUL WITHOUT THE FAKENESS …
She looks really young in these pictures, but beautiful nonetheless.
Beautiful!!!! I love Uma. She's a great actress!
WHAT THE HELL!!!?!?!? shes sooo pretty!!!!
seriously not fair!!
She looks like a young(er) Madge!
GRRRREEEAT pics
Uma Thurman is so beautiful! I envy her natural beauty
No; scrumdidlianorexic!
She's fucken de-lish.
skeletonish!!!!
she's beautiful anyway… and i think it was photoshoppped!! she didn't look that skinny lately!!
why do they try to convince us that healthy people looks sick?!?!
oh in fact: looks at the right arm in the last picture. IT'S OBVIOUSLY AIRBRUSHED. the intersection is really placed where there seems to be extra skin, so the arm is obviously WIDER (AND NOT FAT!). very evident!
That is a face with a lot of nose.
Nice to see that even horses can play dress up.
eeeewwwwww, you call girls with their bones sticking out of their backs attractive? I call it disgusting and poor taste. Just another image for girls to look at and try to emulate with poor eating habits and disorders. Sad. Uma is a pretty girl, but I like her with more meat on her bones. Women are supposed to be curvy, not pointy.
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