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Unkle Karl Disses Heidi And Seal!

Filed under: Heidi Klum > Karl Lagerfeld > Seal

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Uncle Karl had some unkind words for everyone's favorite German supermodel, Heidi Klum…again!!!

In February, Karl Lagerfeld mentioned that Heidi "is no runway model. Heidi Klum is simply too heavy and has too big a bust. And she always grins so stupidly. That is not avant-garde - that is commercial."

Meow!

Now, he is attacking her family and fame!

"I don't know her," says the catty designer. "Claudia Schiffer doesn't know her. She was never in Paris, we don't know her."

Like Claudia Schiffer is the barometer of fame!!!

He knew her enough to call her fat!

He even had something to say about Heidi's husband, Seal, stating, "I am no dermatologist but I wouldn't want his skin. Mine looks better than his. He is covered in craters."

Take the high road, Heidi!

Make sure not to call him an emaciated Oompa Loompa!

[Image via WENN.]

212 comments to “Unkle Karl Disses Heidi And Seal!”

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  1. 1

    WOW.

    WHO IS THIS GUY? wtf… when people act this stupid, and publicly, it only shows they have no self control. it makes karl look stupid and sound even more stupid too. To attack her husbands face ? WOW. and her body? wow. esp. after she has had babies and looks fucking fantastic STILL. wow. wow. wow. all i can say. I lost respect for this guy. She doesn't need to respond … he dug a deep enough hole on his own. loser.



  2. 2

    Err, doesn't Seal have scars on his face from childhood lupus? Seems a little harsh to pick on him for that.



  3. 3

    Lagerfeld is obviously JEALOUS of Heidi and Seal. Enough said.



  4. 4

    noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! OH NO HE DID NOT!!!!!!!! what an evil old prick…..heidi & seal are the best!!!! they are so happy and in love ~ he is just jealous~ i mean cmon all the money in the world & he obviously has no class…



  5. 5

    dude its true about her smile, shes annoying but hot. HATE her voice. didnt seal have some sort of disease, he could have died i think. that is fucked up.



  6. 6

    wow, seriously? This freaky dude has a lot of nerve calling her "too heavy". I think she looks great on the runway and promotes more of a healthy image than the fashion industry does. I would like to see the emaciated models fill out a little bit because they look sickly. Screw Karl.



  7. 7

    What a mean POO! He had lupus, damnit!!!



  8. 8

    Karl Lagerfeld is as ridiculous looking at that bear he's holding. What a waste of plastic… and I'm talking about Lagerfeld, not the bear.



  9. 9

    DIVE ON A SPIKE ASSHOLE!!!!



  10. 10

    What a jerk, I bet that for him, Allegra Versace is the perfect model!



  11. 11

    I don't like them either, but that's just plain ignorant.



  12. 12

    WOW!!!!! FUCK HEAD KARL NEEDS TO KEEP HIS MOUTH CLOSED! WHAT THE HELL DOES HE KNOW ABOUT SEAL? OBVIOUSLY NOTHING BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE THAT SEAL WAS SCARED AS A KID DUE TO THE RELIGIOUS PRACTICES OF HIS PEOPLE! THAT OLD FART NEEDS TO TAKE HIS LAST BREATH ALREADY! HE TRULY OFFENDED ME



  13. 13

    lol … every aspect of this makes me laugh. If Heidi or Seal even bother to comment, I will be disappointed. Does the man know she's pregnant? Oh my … he needs an attitude adjustment. Seriously! lol to the little orange man ….



  14. 14

    He, Claudia and Heidi are all German but she must not be trying to associate with them. I wonder if he's dissing her because he doesn't believe in interracial relationships? I like their sense of humor. The trailer party was a stroke of genius. :)



  15. 15

    He's dissin Heidi Klum!! Is he SERIOUS!!! And ppl wonder why, girls r stickin their fingers down their throats!! ASSHOLE!!



  16. 16

    Wow. All that was really mean. What a jerk.



  17. 17

    What a ignorant, petty,stuck up sonofabitch. That's not bad skin-those are scars from a near fatal car accident. He needs to shut his fucking mouth before his obviously miniscule brain rolls out of it.



  18. 18

    Holy shit! What a bastard!



  19. 19

    Re: young miss – wtf?



  20. 20

    Heidi and Seal seem like a nice beautiful couple. Sometimes jealousy can be a nasty thing.



  21. 21

    WTF, dude? Heidi was a catalog model who made it big - big deal! Her body is better than most runway models, and atleast she has a good marriage and family. Who cares about Seal's skin anyway? What a bitchy designer. Claudia Schiffer was big in the early 90's and hasn't been heard from since. She hasn't been in VS for over a decade (as far as I remember), and Hiedi is still making plenty of money.



  22. 22

    WHAT? Heidi Klum is fat??!! What a loser this guy is!! And I'm pretty sure that Claudia Schiffer is a nobody now. I haven't seen her in a mag or rag in years. I hope that Heidi and Seal ignore this comment and realize that this guy is a douche bag!



  23. 23

    This is coming from a guy whose face looks like a used up leather sofa.



  24. 24

    OMG-how mean can someone be? Heidi and Seal are an awesome couple-she's beautiful and Seal is quite handsome. Karl just bought a one-way ticket to hell (if he didn't already have one). He is so obviously jealous of their money, fame, and love.



  25. 25

    Sorry Mr. Lagerfeld, but Heidi and Seal are doing way better than you are right now. You can say what you want about them, I am sure they could give a shit about your old wrinkly ass.



  26. 26

    please someone put him to sleep

    he is not needed on this planet



  27. 27

    Just the other day you were kissing Uncle Karl's avant-garde butt Perez!
    Pick your friends and stick to them…I swear, you have NO loyalty!



  28. 28

    Oh yeah, because his ugly mug, wirey old hair and paedo gloves are THE height of fashion. Maybe he should get out of his arse and see what the world actually accepts as beauty today.
    Heidi Klum is gorgeous, with an amazing figure and a smile that says she's happy.
    What a stupid old man. Get a haircut.



  29. 29

    That's a bit harsh. I'm actually glad that there are models of all shapes and sizes. I don't really care much for Heidi but that was harsh, you can attack the talent or lack of that is, but don't attack one's body, nobody is perfect, that's the beauty of it. If she was too thin, they'd call her anorexic, too fat, they'd say she's pregnant. What I'm trying to say is, it's easy to point fingers and throw venom, when we should look at yourself instead. Karl, dear, age has certainly not created any wisdom in you. And you might not know heidi, but the planet does not who the hell you are.



  30. 30

    After giving birth to 3 kids I think heidi's body looks great!



  31. 31

    It was unnecessary but true.



  32. 32

    .
    Ignorant, creepy and just plain cruel



  33. 33

    Dude has huge balls. Better keep them protected, Herr Karl.

  34. ck89 says – reply to this


    34

    Frig you a**hole, Heidi and Seal rock. You look like one of those really old pieces of dog crap you see in the park that turns white over time. Suck it b*tch!



  35. 35

    The scars on his face are the result of discoid lupus erythematosus. Not religious practices, not a near fatal car accident. Lupus is any of several diseases, especially systemic lupus erythematosus, that principally affect the skin and joints but often also involve other systems of the body; often characterized by ulcerative lesions that spread over the body.



  36. 36

    ok so was it a disease, the weird religious practices of his people, or a car accident? im confused?

  37. midi says – reply to this


    37

    that's right, what real woman has boobs? it's all about looking like saplings (young boys).



  38. 38

    Who is this guy? I searched in this "celebrity" profile and i saw that he is taking photos of the paparrazi.. he is soo lame and such a attention seeker. TIME TO GET THE FUCK OUT "HUNNY"!



  39. 39

    What the hell? Wasn't Seal in a motorcycle accident years ago? I believe that explains his facial scars…what a fuckin idiot!



  40. 40

    Correction to myself! Those scars ARE the result of childhood Lupus…good call elle5759!



  41. 41

    she is not at all heavy! who the fuck is he anyway? hes soo ignorant, seal had childhood lupus!
    twat.



  42. 42

    Yes her breast are bigger than the average runway model, don't they look great!?! If she's not a runway model, she sure fooled me.



  43. 43

    Uncle Karl can SUCK A**! You know, it's one thing to call someone FAT when they are obviously NOT. However, it's a totally different & absolutely DISRESPECTFUL to poke fun at someone who cannot help what happened to them. Karl's an ass.



  44. 44

    Re: young miss – Um.NO. The scars are from Lupus. Its a disease. But nonetheless he shouldnt be made fun of because of them.



  45. 45

    ROFL! this fag sounds EXACTLY like Mario!

    Just more proof that homosexuals are fucking dregs of humanity.



  46. 46

    Re: uraniumgeranium – UM. NO. The scars are from Lupus.



  47. 47

    HE IS AN A-HOLE BUT FYI PEREZ CLAUDIA SCHIFFER IS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL 5 SUPERMODELS! GIRL IS SUPER FAMOUS AND RICH SO DON'T HATE ON HER.



  48. 48

    I'm sure Heidi really cares what this asshole thinks. She's made millions on her beauty and she's happily married with a healthy, happy family. Karl Lagerfeld can shove it.

  49. slgee says – reply to this


    49

    FUCK KARL LAGERFELD!

    Seal has lupus, you insensitive prick! And Heidi Klum is effing gorgeous and has an amazing body.



  50. 50

    Once that fur promoting, archaic, freeze dried mutant dies, this world and the new age of politically correct fashion will be a much happier, safer and enjoyable place for everyone. Die soon Uncle Carl, we're waaaaaaiiiiiiiting. :0) xxoo



  51. 51

    That is so fucked to talk about someone when the can't help what has happen to them. Seal has had Lupus from his childhood. Maybe if he was a little educated he would those are one of the many risk you can have.



  52. 52

    DID YOU REALLY JUST ASK WHO KARL LAGERFELD WAS??!?!?! Wow….
    At least know who the person is before criticizing him



  53. 53

    She should so call him an emaciated oompa loompa! I know he's done fabulous things for Chanel, but step off asshole!



  54. 54

    Re: thinderella
    .
    # 31 .. Just curious, you honestly think Heidi Klum is "too heavy"?
    ………..You think Mr. Creep is right to publicly ridicule someone's scars??



  55. 55

    if she was any slimmer she would look ill!!
    half of these runway models look vile with how skinny they are!
    hes hardly anyone to comment on how people look, with the state of him!



  56. 56

    Someone shut him up! I'm pretty sure Heidi and Seal doesn't give two shits about him. "too heavy" give me a break there's nothing wrong with her body and leave seal alone.



  57. 57

    He has a good point. Heidi is only known for Victoria Secret an american company…and the haute couture in Paris, Millan….etc… don't know her.
    I think she did well to leave Europe and become successful in the U.S. - she's not a runway model…but, merely a TV show host and a model a few times a year for Victoria Secret. Similar to Britney Spears…she is indeed an over glorified model…who does not work in high fashion.



  58. 58

    Uncle Karl needs a finger or two up his bumhole. Chillax, daddy bear!



  59. 59

    This guy is so….german. Nuff said.



  60. 60

    he is right
    she is nothing next to claudia schiffer

  61. slgee says – reply to this


    61

    Re: her_own_wings
    Lupus.



  62. 62

    Re: Caligrll1616 – People know chanel, the person behind it usually isn't relevant. And yes, people should criticize him, he does that? Why shouldn't he be given the same treatment. Certainly no honor in knowing who this old creep is.



  63. 63

    screw you karl, heidi is gorgeous and why is he criticising seal because he has lupus? what a twat



  64. 64

    who the hell is the wannabee michael jackson, orange grandpa?



  65. 65

    karl who???



  66. 66

    ewww! why is lagerfeld even talking smack about heidi klum in the first place? pathetic.

  67. minka says – reply to this


    67

    Karl Lagerfeld has always bugged the holy crap out of me. He is an insecure overachieving whiner who lives in his own sick little world. He's warped and lonely.
    So what if Heidi's smile and Seal's skin bother him? They're happy, he's not. And don't get me started on Claudia. She and Karl should be a couple.



  68. 68

    I don't think he is being rude. He is stating facts. I love Heidi Klum, but she is more commercial. The only people who will have a problem with this statement are people who think a commercial look is worse than an haute couture look. Lagerfeld and Heidi Klum are both part of an industry where people are very blunt about evaluating other people's looks. No one is going to flatter you by telling you something you want to hear. We all know this from America's Next Top Model!

  69. jham says – reply to this


    69

    i hope those comments were taken out of context. i would hate to think of somebody so successful being so cruel.



  70. 70

    Someone who looks like a walking corpse should not be talking about anyone else.



  71. 71

    On second thought, maybe we shouldn't wait for this has been geezer to die because that could take a while….let's send someone in to cleanse him with FLAME!



  72. 72

    whatever karl funkenstein. what i dick and a half. jealousy is very unbecoming. and making nasty comments about a person with a disease, is just downright evil. why don't you donate some of your kabillions of dollars for lupus research? and then just die and go far, far away douche bag. heidi wouldn't waste a minute of her time modeling any of your crappy clothes anyway. blahahahahaaha



  73. 73

    what an asshole!!



  74. 74

    I think Heidi Klum is one of the most beautiful women on the planet



  75. 75

    For such a rich and famous designer, UNKLE KARL looks like a low-life pimp and drug pusher, with a fetish for women's clothes. He's so VAIN, and yet SO WEIRD AT THE SAME TIME. His name is about the only really likable thing about him. Where's his BOY TOY, MISS P ? Don't tell me UNKLE KARL IS IN 'ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ CLOSET" to "protect his sales and image". MARY, PUHLUUEZE !



  76. 76

    Who is Claudia Schiffer ?

  77. chang says – reply to this


    77

    Mr. Lagerfeld may be a famous designer who dresses like ass by the way and has tons of cash but all that money can't by class! just sayin…..



  78. 78

    I actually saw this interview on German TV two nights ago. Besides the not very sensitive comment about Seal's skin, Lagerfeld was actually really funny and made some quite clever remarks. I believe that he has a very fine and intelligent sense of humor paired with a huge ego, but if he hadn't that, he wouldn't be Lagerfeld. Well, and you have to admit, he's a genious, he' s been around for AGES and I guess he's free to say about Heidi or whoever whatever he wants to say, publicly or not.
    He's by far not the only person in/around Germany NOT liking Heidi, as she's been dominating all tabloids and TV for half a year now. There were weeks when she was on ALL the covers of the five biggest celeb magazines, and honestly, I can't take her anymore either. It's just waaaaay to much effort she's putting in all this, and she's getting criticism from all over the place, Lagerfeld not even being the harshest.
    If she goes out there selling herself she must be able to take the heat, she's been making tons and tons of money lately in Germany. And Seal's not just a "victim", btw, as he allegedly said that Lagerfeld was a "poor old man"…
    I believe you should see Lagerfeld remarks on Heidi in the context of the current events here in Germany, and calm down a little bit….



  79. 79

    This is news? He is always suffering from diarrhea mouth. You could almost make a madlib out of the shit he spews, it's just that random.



  80. 80

    Nothing but a hater. He knows enough about her to call heavy & to hate on Seal. He must have nothing better to talk about! Claudia Schiffer hasnt had much hype since the 90s! He'll be calling Heidi to be in one of his shows sooner or later!



  81. 81

    Hey Karl go back to the 80's where you were avant garde and relevant.



  82. 82

    That's pretty damn cruel since Seal has discoid lupus erythematosus which is something where immune cells attack various body tissues. What an asshole.

  83. F18 says – reply to this


    83

    This CREEPY A-HOLE wants us all to look like Allegra Versace! If Heidi is too fat to model, I should just go shoot myself today!



  84. 84

    What an ass! How old is he? Isn't it time he stopped opening his mouth and showing his creepy face in public?



  85. 85

    seems like he just wants some press. he wants the younger generation to know who he is. not the right way to go about it.



  86. 86

    What an asshole. The thing about seal's face is the meanest to because he has an auto-immune disease that causes the scarring, its not like it is his fault for having it. What a dickfaceddiva. DROP DEAD.



  87. 87

    Re: uraniumgeranium – its actually a disease, lupus



  88. 88

    Wow Karl, you should talk.



  89. 89

    Sounds like a jealous old fart.



  90. 90

    what a fucking loser, hes obviously seeking attention. seal has a skin condition, and hes making fun of that? fuck this old fag



  91. 91

    Geezer should fix his fucking face first.
    He's got everything so why is he being such a douche about this?



  92. 92

    Who cares about Lagerfeld today? And Schiffer? she had thick legs like tree trunks, and the real French designers couldn't stand her stomping gait! Heidi still has her model career, a successful TV show in the US and another one in Germany. BAH! Schiffer failed twice to to carve a TV career in Germany. Lagerfeld is so insecure, he has even been LYING about his AGE!.Lost a lot of weight and since then looks like Dracula.



  93. 93

    "EFF you Karl!!!.. Poor Seal had a skin infection as a kid. How nasty to make fun of that. I think Heidi is beautiful and always was. You never hear of Claudia Shiffer anymore. Heidi is the popular one. Sounds like they are all a tad jealous of Heidi.



  94. 94

    this quote is OLD.



  95. 95

    for someone of such high class to say something so classless…iI was of a much etter opinion of Mr.Lagerfeld



  96. 96

    I'm sorry, who is that?! A designer, you say?



  97. 97

    too heavy?!?! he looks like she weighs like 2 pounds and Seal was born with a disease that made his face look like that… this guy is the epitome of an asshole. he needs to shut the fuck up!



  98. 98

    she is not "heavy"
    its people like Karl Lagerfeld who cause girls 2 get eating disorders!



  99. 99

    LMAO those comments are super funny! Kinda mean though…poor Seal can't help his face and Heidi is gorgeous, not super skinny like those lollipop models.



  100. 100

    Idiot. Seal has scars on his face from having discoid lupus as a child. Even if it was *just* from acne…who on Earth says something like that. What a jerk-off.

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