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Who Knew Divorce Could Make Someone So Happy?

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For someone who's getting divorced, Katie Price certainly looks very happy!

The Oompa Loompa reality TV whore was spotted yesterday leaving the Mayfair Hotel in London through the backdoor.

She quickly got in to her car full of friends, but not surprisingly, the paps managed to catch up with her. But leave it to Jordan Katie to find a way to self-promote. And she did!

While waiting for her luggage to be delivered to the car, Miz Price whipped out her latest book, Sapphire, and basked in her famewhoring glory.

And is it just us or do her hands look a lot lighter than her orange face and shoulders?

Though we're glad to see that this time she wasn't wearing her wedding ring.

[Image via Will Alexander/WENN.]

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63 comments to “Who Knew Divorce Could Make Someone So Happy?”



  1. 1

    Who the fuck is this cooze?



  2. 2

    Her skin looks like shoe leather.



  3. 3

    Who?? Is she??



  4. 4

    That is a distgusting tan!



  5. 5

    What a pretty shade of orange!



  6. 6

    Why do YOU keep writing about Her??



  7. 7

    Ewww…



  8. 8

    that's disgusting !



  9. 9

    I don't think we should mock people if they do something like writing a book, even if that person is Katie Price. I mean good for her. It seems all the celebrities like Sienna Miller, Miley Cyrus, etc….they're all be criticized or mock. I mean it isn't our choice or decision to do these things. I mean people haven't got a right to say nasty things because though they may seem dumb or stupid or untelligent or whatever. It just seems mean.



  10. 10

    Her face…is terrifying.



  11. 11

    Wow. She looks like an old, dried out Megan Fox!!! Nasty.



  12. 12

    Why is her face a different color than her hands? She looks like a clown.



  13. 13

    What a difference between her white hands and her brown face! Her face looks like a brown Coach purse.



  14. 14

    im still trying to figure out who the hell this is and why does anyone even give a flying fuck



  15. 15

    the whitest teeth i ever came across………..



  16. 16

    Re: Island_Chick – What do you mean?

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    17

    Dayum!!!! She looks like an oompa loompa.

  18. Wrenn says – reply to this


    18

    Why do you continue to blog about all these foreign nobodys that no one here gives a fuck about?? We've got enough nobodys here for you to write about.



  19. 19

    She is going to look sooooooo nasty as an old lady,her skin is disgusting.



  20. 20

    but she is wearing a ring
    why are her teeth so enormous
    she is half english and half caribean



  21. 21

    What colour is she meant to be, rofl



  22. 22

    UGH!!! SHE'S GOTTEN SOOOOOOO FUGLY!!!! i didn't know that orange was a "good skin color" to have!



  23. 23

    I was about to say "why is Jada Pinkett holding up Jordans book" lol.



  24. 24

    She doesn't even write the f*****g books. Bet they're a load of rubbish.



  25. 25

    Look at the color of her face compared to her hands! YIKES! I orange the new tan?



  26. 26

    Mmmm. I LOVE plastic…



  27. 27

    Face as orange as a cooked yam! but in fact she forgot to paint her hands to match.



  28. 28

    Katie never wears her wedding ring…AND she can't be expected to cry for every second of the day poor women! Just be glad she's looking happier! xxx



  29. 29

    What an odd looking chick. Too much fake tan.



  30. 30

    too much tanning, she looks like a leather bag



  31. 31


  32. 32

    Who the fuck cares about this orange-skinned George Hamilton-wannabe bimbo?

    SHE IS FUCKING ORANGE. It's UGLY.

    She looks 65.



  33. 33

    Is she related to the Oompah Loompahs??



  34. 34

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    So sick of the fake phony ridiculous spray-tans!
    Please, do us a favor … choose a color that's at least human!



  35. 35

    It's that carrot alien from Lost In Space.



  36. 36

    Those are the UGLIEST eyebrows I have EVER seen



  37. 37

    She looks like George Hamilton



  38. 38

    she looks awfull



  39. 39

    is her face a leather purse she looks so old! im sure shes only like 30 faar to mich botox at a ypung is baaaad



  40. 40

    Her coloring is frightening. This woman is so uninteresting to me.



  41. 41

    omfg. her face is royally screwed up from all that surgery and botox….it really doesn't look normal any more. she's only like 31 but looks a lot older these days. She used actually be really pretty circa 2002 before all this facial altering! :(



  42. 42

    I seem to remember having a Ken doll that looked like that.



  43. 43

    UGLY!!!!!!!!!!



  44. 44

    I LOATHE this woman, utterly LOATHE her. She treated Peter Andre like fucking shit. The way she spoke to him was appalling. No wonder everyone is siding with him. She's a nasty piece of work. And as thick as two short planks.



  45. 45


  46. 46

    i watched there programme the other day where they meet u..ur so two faced perez! u were proper nice to jordan in person!



  47. 47

    Why does she look like a basted turkey?



  48. 48

    i am just going to admit it, i read angel and liked it! even though she didnt even write it



  49. 49

    damn - wtf happened to her face?! thats the worse spray tan ever!



  50. 50

    who?



  51. 51

    Wow. she looks like a barbie doll. Total plastic face…ha



  52. 52

    WHo is this?



  53. 53

    WOW her face is FUCKED



  54. 54

    her eyebrows look like stickers.



  55. 55

    So that's where Michael Jackson's color went!



  56. 56

    her skin looks like sum1 put her upside down in leather die.



  57. 57

    Orange?! Not not not orange. Leathery brown. Silly Katie, she could have been so beautiful if she cut with the fakery. Someone needs to go on Snog Marry Avoid.



  58. 58

    Wow, she looks like she's made out of plastic.



  59. 59

    whatz up with that tan? I am so confused since the hands are not matching the face.



  60. 60

    mmmmm orange skank!

    but seriously guys, dont hate on her cos shes "foreign".
    england like the americans so vice versaa please.



  61. 61

    I ALREADY PRE-ORDERD MY COPY OF SAPHIRE
    ………..like 6 months ago
    WOOO KP



  62. 62

    those brows are no bueno.



  63. 63

    THIS GORGEOUS WOMAN IS KATIE PRICE. SHE BEGAN AS A TOPLESS MODEL WITH THE NAME JORDAN. THEN DID WORK FOR UK PAPER "THE SUN." SHE INCREASED HER BREASTS AND SHOT TO NATIONAL FAME. THE PAPS FOLLOWED ALL HER BOOZY NIGHTS, FALLING DOWN OUT OF CLUBS, AND HAVING SEX WITH MANY FAMOUS MEN. THIS WAS WHEN SHE WAS THE UK PARIS HILTON. SHE THEN HAD A HALF BLACK, BLIND CHILD FROM HER RELATIONSHIP WITH SOCCER PLAYER DWIGHT YORKE. THIS BROUGHT HER MORE $, ATTENTION, AND SYMPATHY. INITIALLY EVERYONE BLAMED HER FOR HARVERY'S BLINDNESS OF COURSE. THEN ONE REALITY SHOW, "I'M A CELEB GET ME OUT OF HERE" REALLY CHANGED HER IMAGE AND LIFE. ON THE SHOW, PEOPLE SAW HER AS INSECURE, SHY, NICE, FUNNY, AND A HARD WORKER AS SHE NEVER GAVE UP IN CHALLENGES. AS KATIE, TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM JORDAN. ON TOP OF THAT, PETER ANDRE WAS ALSO ON AND THEIR FLIRTING WAS GAINING LOTS OF TALK AND RATINGS. AFTER THE SHOW THEY DATED, MARRIED, AND BECAME A HUSBAND-WIFE MONEY MAKING MACHINE. KATIE GREW MORE POPULAR WITH HER AND PETE'S SHOW AND WOMEN BEGAN TO LOVE HER. THUS SHE CAME OUT WITH EVERY PRODUCT UNDER THE SUN.
    SHE'S MUCH MORE BEATUFIUL THAN HORSE FACE SKANK MEGAN FOX SO GET OVER IT BITCHES.