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Cowell And Seacrest Caught Red-Handed!

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What do we have here????

Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest were all smiles when they slipped out of the London-based strip club Stringfellows at 3:30 in the morning on Friday!

With lipstick smeared all over their faces!!!

Way to keep it inconspicuous, guys.

Maybe Simon was simply schooling his fellow American Idol co-star in a hands-on lesson of the female anatomy???

Like father and son!

We know he needs it!

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72 comments to “Cowell And Seacrest Caught Red-Handed!”



  1. 1

    grinning idiots!



  2. 2

    Ryan's fly is undone!



  3. 3

    men are pigs…..*sigh* :D



  4. 4

    HA HA LOL! but they really should have tried to take the lipstick off their faces, the press is gonna have fun with this!



  5. 5

    they look very happy lol.



  6. 6

    I think they probably smeared that lipstick on their faces by kissing each other. They are probably secret gay lovers. How disgusting. They will burn in hell for all eternity with the rest of the sodomites and sinners unless they REPENT NOW!!!



  7. 7

    Ryan's jeans look unzipped. UGH!!



  8. 8

    Is Ryan's zipper open?



  9. 9

    Re: JohnnyD – I hope this was said, tongue in cheek, or otherwise you can stick your foul tongue between my butt cheeks!



  10. 10

    Simon is showing Ryan how to live without costly beards! Go to a strip club to avoid being thought of as homosexual. Nice try guys, but that carefully placed lipstick is SO STAGED.

    Simon and Ryan are gay, gay, gay!



  11. 11

    its smeared from kissing eachother



  12. 12

    By the look on their faces it looks like they had fun…



  13. 13

    you missed the lipstick on simon's chest! aaaaaaahaha



  14. 14

    Wasn't Ryan dating somebody? I thought he was in France or something with some girl…



  15. 15

    that's really stupid that they'd come out looking that way. doesn't ryan have a girlfriend?



  16. 16

    It looks alot like Ryan's button down fly may have missed a button or something.



  17. 17

    grossssss



  18. 18

    Ryan's zip is totally down!



  19. 19

    Doesn't it look like Ryan's fly is unzipped/unbuttoned in the photo?



  20. 20

    In case anyOne didn't knOw, these twO have been tOgether for a very lOng time…..and hOw dO I knOw that? A very clOse sOurce frOm the industry revealed this tO me =] ahhhh! These twO have been gOing at it fOr a very lOng time…..



  21. 21

    Hahaha, Ryan's fly is open, and Simon's shirt is unbuttoned to his nipples! It looks like they had a lot of fun!

  22. Kate says – reply to this


    22

    Seacrest is trolling … his fly is down. Cowell's shirt is unbuttoned to his nips. Yeah, I'd say they had a good time.



  23. 23

    Ha, Stringfellows. I remember meeting Peter Stringfellow when I was…eight or so, on a family holiday in Majorca. My Dad went up and started talking to him, and the conversations that ensued over the next few days were hilarious. I couldn't grasp why he was famous, and my Dad couldn't grasp how to explain it to me. Eventually, I came to the conclusion that he was somebody my Dad played rugby with - my Dad played with the big teams, the kind that produce celebrity players. It was pretty funny when I got back and told my stepbrother (he was…fifteen or so at the time).



  24. 24

    LAWLLLLLLLL so funny!



  25. 25

    Were there really female strippers there? That was probably just a cover up, I bet naked men were dancing all over the place and that's why Ryan and Simon are smiling. :D

  26. xmhm says – reply to this


    26

    is seacrest's fly down? O.O



  27. 27

    lmao i think they did that themselves as a joke



  28. 28

    First off, I thought Ryan was gay and also you need to put a peek a boo arrow at his zipper! lmaoo AWESOME!



  29. 29

    Re: OOGLE – It's only gay guys that say this kind of thing. Let it go on Ryan, he's for the straight set sweetie. Keep LOOKING!



  30. 30

    Ryan is turning into a total pervert these days! I LOOOOOVVVVEEE IT! XXX



  31. 31

    What tabloid will be the first to get the "EXCLUSIVE" interview with one or more of the strippers. All the details will come out, Ryan can't get hard with a woman, Simon is small. But they both gave big tips.



  32. 32

    i see it on Ryan….but how can we tell on Simon? Isn't he always red like that?



  33. 33

    Ryan was probably kissing a drag queen though



  34. 34

    I THINK THEY WERE KISSING EACHOTHER WITH LIPSTICK ON



  35. 35

    uhhh are seacrest's pants unzipped? lol perez investigate!!!!



  36. 36

    omg theyve got pash rash!



  37. 37

    Well, don't they look happy?



  38. 38

    Why is Seacrest's head shaped like a cartoon character from the Simpsons?



  39. 39

    They made out and Simon was wearing lipstick. Also Ryan's jeans are unzipped coz they screwed at the toilet.



  40. 40

    2 things, how do you know they didn't put that on behind the strip club and it got smeared while they made out and did Simon loose a shirt button or something?



  41. 41

    Re: dave_o – What's "pash rash"???? Is that patch rash? ;)



  42. 42

    To cute! To bad RS is gay!



  43. 43

    SLUTS !!



  44. 44

    LOLOLOLOLOL



  45. 45

    XYZ ryan ( examine your zipper ) looks like ryan was waxing his dolphin while gettin a lap dance and forgot or to worn out to zip back up…maybe he just needed airing out…they do serve fish n chips there right?



  46. 46

    Was "Red Handed" a Freudian slip? LOL!



  47. 47

    Simon Cowell is gay also - how do people not know that? He has a very sharp PR man, Max Clifford, in the UK who 'leaks' stories about Simon and strippers or dancers etc when it looks like there might be someone who might out him or spread a story about him being Gay. Simon Cowell is ALWAYS at Max Clifford's offices!! Why else do you think Simon pays off his 'girlfriends' and actually never ever slept with Sinitta when they were dating. Totally GAY!



  48. 48

    Re: ShelleyOzzy – suuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee! I suppose you have some waterfront property in South Dakota to sell me???



  49. 49

    Re: southernwoman – You mean PH right??? Because RS is straight so who's initials are you thinking of sweet-pea?



  50. 50

    Re: furshamefvckers

    Don't believe me then, I'm not getting paid for my views so don't care what people think :)



  51. 51

    Re: furshamefvckers

    Ryan Seacrest is straight???? ha ha ha ha ha, who are you? Cowell or Seacrest's rep - c'mon admit it!



  52. 52

    Re: furshamefvckers

    Oh and FYI Sinitta ADMITTED that they dated for a long time but never actually had sex, I mean…….what does that tell you? And WHY would Simon Cowell 'buy off' his ex Teri? Hello!!!



  53. 53

    Re: *stars101*sez_ShalaneMccall4EVA

    Simon is trying to get Zac Efron to play Tony in the new version of Saturday Night fever so maybe he is a bottom! :)



  54. 54

    they make such a cute couple….. take a cue from glambert and just COME OUT ALREADY!!



  55. 55

    I think they're both hot. I would definitely be up for doing a three-way with them!



  56. 56

    peter stringfellow is a dick to his dancers, noone wants to work there coz he makes them give him 50% of all the money they make.



  57. 57

    Herpes at least…lol



  58. 58

    I just assumed they were both gay.



  59. 59

    Re: ShelleyOzzy – Who the hell are you??? Why do you care soooo much??? What's your agenda??? You just WANT them to be gay. Nice try.



  60. 60

    Re: LiLOhan87 – What a load of crap.



  61. 61

    Re: ShelleyOzzy – What a load of crap also.



  62. 62

    Hmm…looks like Ryan's pants are not quite buttoned/zipped??



  63. 63

    Re: duduhead53 – Totally agree!!! They're the same trolls that tried to warp the world's perception of Tom Cruise's sexuality, etc… they're probably just sociopaths! And another thing, if "ShelleyOzzy" (who I'm sure is a gay man) is so connected to all these people and is in the in crowd enough to know all this, why the hell would he be in HERE trolling? funny huh? ;)



  64. 64

    Ryan's zipper looks like it is unzipped!!



  65. 65

    are ryan's pants unzipped…i think i see tighty whiteys peeking through, lol



  66. 66

    Maybe they were making out with each other….
    ;)



  67. 67

    Re: furshamefvckers

    You are just plain ignorant. I don't think using Tom Cruise is a great example of a straight man, or are you just having a joke? Deluded. I bet you think their are actually no gay men in the world, or no men who are married who are actually gay. Bless. Carry on living in your own little world by all means. Showbiz attracts a lot of gay men, but so few openly come out. It's sad but true, and probably because of people like you! I don't have a interest in these two men particularly, I am a woman, just think people should know the truth rather than be taking in by £££££££ making PR machines - that's all. If you asked Perez if these two are gay personally, i'd have no doubt what he'd say :)



  68. 68

    Get a grip man, they where at a lap dancing club. the lipstick looks the same! could it have come from a woman's mouth and she kissed them both.



  69. 69

    Perez Ryans flys are undone!!! did you not notice! lol



  70. 70

    also looks like seacrest's fly is down



  71. 71

    Re: ShelleyOzzy – ShelleyOzzy, actually I just got off the phone with Sinitta and she says you're a habitual liar and are stalking Ryan Seacrest.. case closed I guess. We all think you be LOCO BABY!! XXOO

  72. ass says – reply to this


    72

    "Cowell And Seacrest Caught Red-Handed!"
    -
    Nice headline fucktard. They didn't do anything wrong, so why insinuate that they did?