Has Hell Frozen Over?


A report of LOLhan sober???
Are our eyes playing tricks on us??
Because girl is lookin' bombed in those pics to us!
La Loca Lohan showed up to the AXE Lounge in Southamption this weekend with her brother Michael instead of saMAN on her arm.
Spies at the event revealed exclusively to PerezHilton.com that LOLhan didn't take one stinkin' drink the whole night!!
Says the spy: "My table was near her table and I never saw her drink an ounce of alcohol. She was texting/twittering with Samantha all night and really dancing next to the dj booth. (she tweeted about coming to the club!) Although she is thin, her skin looked really great up close and she seemed healthy….and, well, happy."
Is Lindz cleaning up her act for real this time??
Could it be for saMAN???
Probably not!
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For being so young, she looks like she is 35. Yikes.
Pfft… Lohan clean? Yeah…. sure… whatever you say.
Bitch looks a fuckin mess. God damn she has just fucked herself all up.
She's just so damn pathetic.
Re: L.L.Luver –
I was thinking the exact same thing!!!
she's trying to pull the megan fox lick lip pose
too bad she's nowhere near as hot as megan fox
bitch looks like a truckstop hooker to me. trick ain't drinking because she is coked out of her mind. alcohol just brings down the high.
she looks like a meth addicted street walker.
She can't act, she can't sing, so what else is she gonna do besides drink?.
she looks terrible and just because you didnt see her drinking doesnt mean shes not on drugs…..if shes going clubbing every other night TRUST ME shes drinking or drugging….there is no way that after such a short time from supposedly being sober and shes out at clubs every night til 3-4am …who are you kidding??????? anybody with that lifestyle knows that it includes either drugs or alcohol
she looks coked out.
i think she's cute
and so what if she doesn't drink for one night, she will tomorrow.
I think that she looks fab–perfect weight. The outfit is very contemporary-80's.
"Bombed" is way more appropriate than "bomb". She looks like cr@p.
Re: bettethebitch – Perfect weight??? U need glasses. She has no figure anymore. She looks like shit! And the reason she isn't drinking & coking it up is cuz of the movie she's going to start soon. She has 2 clean up 2 get work.
She looks like she just had a bit of white magical powder and wtf is up with the belly shirt?
Damn, poor girl looks like she's been standing on a corner in the bad part of town. Looking for love.
I think she looks damn good!
Girl…she look good. I have hope for our Lolo.
She looks a bit more sober than usually, but still is a mess…
okay…she got her 15 minutes of fame!
she should go to permanant rehab
and she got fat…OMG
she got fat!!
And she obiviously a mess….
i have to admit, but her acting sucks
she is like Brit, she is on her way up
, u go gurl!
no wait…shes still a walking skeleton.
shes over-obsessing about samantha.
why cant she just…move on like everybody else?
She looks whacked!
She looks like white trash.
Will someone please get a stylist for this girl. Sheesh.
being sober might explain the really confused look on her face
Good for her! It's about time she got a break! I'll always have a soft spot for LiLo. Talented girl raised by insensitive, immature, selfish parents!
I would lick that puss until I drowned in her squirts.
god what a tramp!!!
can you imagine if you were at a party and this thing continually shows up???
she is such a whore, desperate attention.
Re: joeharter1 – Drew is talented and smart, Lindsay is NOT SMART
Yes, hell has frozen over. She looks like such a skank!!!
Dude, she's STILL ugly!!! No amount of sobriety is gonna fix THAT thing!!!!
wot the hell is she warin?
total mess!
she may not be drunk but her outfit looks like crap!
She looks like she's had a bad bad nose job since her days in Mean Girls which btw was only 5 yrs. ago. How she went from that to this in 5 yrs. and with no kids is beyond me. Now she just looks all skanky!
sad she really was lovely and pretty once
still she is in great condition
but man she had better clean herself up
or she will look old FAST!
Why does this piece of human garbage always look like a cheap Hollywood whore?
she looks shwasted
her top is from topshop…how fucking cheeeaaappp does it looook on her…she made her self look so lowwwwww
She looks so hot
she can be the most sober person on earth she is still trash
she still looks like a mess