What's On His Upper Lip??

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   soxandgeorgie says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I honestly thought it was sacha baron cohen.

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   LDD says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   It fucking looks disgusting. Makes him look even more ugly then he already did without it… BAD IDEA!

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   lordofthex says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   looks like a hobo or a hillbilly

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   madcrazymolley says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   one word… ew.

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   Big time porn tasche!!!!!!

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   eleomnya says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   absolutely shiteous…he looks like a young hulk hogan…

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   At least it makes his ears look smaller

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   Uker says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   HE KINDA WORKS IT?????? MARIO YOU NEED TO PUT DOWN THE CRACK PIPE.

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   IRONMAN says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   LIKE IT DUDE….TRYING TO CHANGE HIS IMAGE….

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    Christine528 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Ewwwwwwwwwww

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    Minnesnowta says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Why the hell not? His face is already so funny looking, an ugly mustache might actually IMPROVE the way he looks. Ugh, this kid is so not as cool as he wishes he was.

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    hahaha.

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    meezermom says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Minnesnowta – I kind of like it. It balances his face. But the reason he has gone from admirable to annoying is exactly as you say: he is not as cool as he wishes he was.

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    Annuck says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    lol pornmustache

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    who_really_cares says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i think he's trying to look like mark spitz

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    Babss says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Just when you thought it couldn't get worse…

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    Alelade says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That ugly pornstache makes him less ugly. WTF!!

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    jones19 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This trend needs to die!

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    MeinAZ says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Cover him in mud…we don't care. He's gorgeous no matter what! lol.

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    MeinAZ says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He shouldn't have felt so bad about the bong.
    What friends take pictures of you and doing that?
    What friends LET others take a pic of your
    friend with a bong?
    He got 12gold medals…Not like he's sittin around.

    just sayin.lol

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    Skye says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i don't know how it's possible, but i would go with half the others in here and say it kinda works…

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    jobros87 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    disgusting

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    StephyLouise3 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I actually kind of like it… haha. He does work it better than most.

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    xcalibur says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    YEA, PRETTY OBVIOUS THIS DOUCHE BAG IS INTO DRUGS, PORN, AND GAY KIDDIE PICS. JUST SAYIN.

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    babblepfish says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Adding ugly to ugly doesn't do a thing.

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    Shane1818 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Who cares what he looks like. Hes a good swimmer and a rich one. Let him do what he wants.

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    avebgirl139 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Ultimate dick broom

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    Missperfectblonde says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    looks really bad..www.missperfectblonde.com

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    WHAT! Santa Clara!! He's in my city!!! OMG, no one ever comes to Santa Clara, its like the boringest town!!!!

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    SugarHoney says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    yhea he does!

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    Dana1963 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I think he looks better!!!!

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    krazihottkelli/bitchygrl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    [[[zzzzzzzzzzz]]]]]
    hez effen
    zzzzzzzzzzz
    hott az hell
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    keep da ztazh
    [[[zzzzzzzzzzzzz]]]]

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    KevinK says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Duh, obviously he is copying off of Mark Spitz's porn stache.

    Makes sense.

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    Cataroo2U says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Oh, HELL no!!! It's not like he was anywhere near attractive in the first place, and this pornstache only makes it worse! WTF was he thinking?

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    I luv it. Personally, I'd let him motorboat me with it all day, everyday. Yeah…he could definitely get it.

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    LDD says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    WITH HIS UGLY EFFING STASH, THE HAIR IS GOING TO SLOW HIM THE FUCK DOWN IN THE WATER… dumb move UGGZ MCGEE!!!!!!!!

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    cabrona_cassy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That is so not helping his water resistance in the pool :p

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    SheriMoonFireFly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    what
    a
    hott
    sexy
    pic of him….
    whoohoo,sfsfsfsfsfsfsfsfsfsfsfsfssssfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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    Re: soxandgeorgie – I honestly thought it was Sacha too, lol!
    Except I think Sacha is better looking.

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    Re: lordofthex – Well, the hillbilly look would suit him, if he's still with Carrie Prejean. XD

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    poli says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FUCKING HOT!!!

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    cookieliao says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    CAN'T WE RESPECT THIS GUY? damm he is an american hero. ok, he screw up but comm'on. lets have some decency and respect.

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    bee85 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i agree, as weird as it is, it looks good on him

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    JoJoStar says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'm more concerned about that excessively huge neck.

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    piggsie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I guess his name is now Earl.

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    lady377 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Bleck!

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    givemethegossip says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ew hell no! shave it off now!

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    monkeyjena says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    PEREZ BE NICE CAUSE YOU KNOW YOU DID NOT LOOK ALL THAT GRATE WITH BLUE HAIR. SO LEAVE THE BOY ALONE.

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    jasonwallace says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    God Perez u have some ignorant ass stupid trash that leaves comments here like
    perezisananimal,

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    xoxoprivatexoxo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ahahaha. i luv you perez.
    i think it looks disgusting.

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    mandi93 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He looks weird with a beard….(well i say all men.) he should shave it…

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    LarryCurl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Maybe it's an homage to Mark Spitz:)

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    Georgeous33 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    nothing could ever diminish his big nose, why try?

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    caseyclueless says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He looks like he's auditioning for the lead role in a Ron Jeremy biopic. Yikes!

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    justinboyer says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I think… NO!

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    stemcie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    EWW! HE LOOKS LIKE JOHN TRAVOLTA IN THE TAKING OF PELHAM 123!!!

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    SuperNovaTop says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'd stick dick to his ass

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    RPatzluver says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    eww! get that catepillar off his face!

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    mrspatrickcampbell says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    We wish to perform 'oral love' on Phelps - front and rear!!!!!

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    renov93 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    looks kinda like john travoltas in taking pelham…

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    TheQueenOfComments says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    John Travolta??? Is that you??

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    UrMajestyMsG says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    EWW, PORN STASHE….

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    AShhxx says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    UGLY UGLY UGLY

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    RNB007 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Freak-ish!

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    leah.mariel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    For the love of goodness SHAVE IT OFF!

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    allopinionscount!perez! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    No Perez but I heard your mom is and was a well know slut.

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    lavalamp1988 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ….Pretty sure swimmers are supposed to be hairless. That thing is bound so slow him down…LOL!

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    DEXTER says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I love you too, Johnny Cakes!

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    MRS. JOSH HOLLOWAY says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    SHAVE THAT SHIT OFF CUZ I SAID…..IT LOOKS NASTY

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    ALFREDOXO says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ew

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    htownboy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    gross phelps. you and that gymnast guy were the only 2 i j/o'd to…now im left with the gymnast.

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    ArloLuvsPerez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Some strippers gave him a HOT DIRTY SANCHEZ!!!

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    kissmyassobama says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Is that Bentley from the Jeffersons?

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    kissmyassobama says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    its just half a stupid gote' so why is such a big deal?? Stache's need to make a comeback.

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    jjj aka... says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Michael can definitely get it from me all day. Lol …but I am not feeling the stache. I still love him though, stache and all!

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    ITS KINDA HOT IN NASTY, SLEAZY WAY…. THE KIND WHERE I BENT OVER AND HE JUST WALKS IN AND SHOVES HIS (BIG) COCK RIGHT UP MY …@#$%^&*!!

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    EWWWWW

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    SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    No.

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    annie92 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's fine but not feelin the stache at all lol

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    looks like a 70's porn star

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    southernwoman says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That's his French muff tickler!

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    somebody put shoe polish around the mouth of his bong…..

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    party says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I
    COULD
    DEFINITELY
    SEE
    MYSELF
    SITTING
    RIGHT
    ON
    THAT
    THING
    FOR
    ABOUT
    1/2 HOUR
    OR
    SO
    AND
    THEN
    I
    WOULD
    RENT
    A
    DVD
    PROJECTOR
    AND
    WATCH
    PRINCESS BRIDE
    ON
    HIS
    CHEST.

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    You wish, PEREZ. You always want what you can't have !

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    lolasaurus says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    eww it makes him look like hes 40!

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    kellllllllli. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    :O He has his pornstache again?! Yes!

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    princessmb96 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    who is is ugally fucker, he doesn't deserve to be on THIS website!!

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    Antoinette64 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Maybe that moustache weighs something wet and is making him lose!

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    HOTTT!!!

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    heidi3thumbs says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    1 first class ticket for self to Beijing-$10,147

    4 coach tickets for family and Bob to Beijing- $7400

    Shattering Mark Spitz record AND stealing his mustache-priceless

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    heidi3thumbs says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: party – KUDOS!! I almost pissed myself.

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    heidi3thumbs says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He kind of looks like Jason Lee as Earl.

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    AMO says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Ugh, I hate facial hair!

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    BreeKiss says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    EW…he looks like a porno star please go back to the fresh cut face, please!

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    edubz88 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Love the stach!!!!! So hottttt!!!!! Very John Holmes!!!

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    rachelinala says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    SEXY

    i'd still bang him:)

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    sillyputti says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's just a wierd duck

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    Victoria NYC says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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     He should go for a Joaquin Phoenix sort of beard to cover his butt ugly face. Seriously. I've seen better looking dog turds…