And the Nominees Are…
Attention Tweens! You're awards show is on it's way!
The Teen Choice Awards are coming Monday, August 10th, and it will be hosted by the Jonas Brothers.
If you peeps over 16 need some incentive to tune in, well, here it is: The juggernaut known as Twilight has garnered an impressive 12 nominations, including nods for Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner.
Could mean an appearance by R-Patz!!!
Close behind in nominations are the cast of High School Musical 3 (yay Zacquisha), Miley Cyrus, and the cast of Gossip Girl. The JoBros even got some nods too!
And, Perez got two nominations!!!!!!!!!!!!
One for Choice Web Star and one for Choice TV: Fab-u-lous!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
We are truly honored!
Amazeballs!!!!!!!
CLICK HERE to check out all the nominees and vote for your favorites!
P.S.- Vote for Perez!!! We want a cool surfboard!!!
P.P.S. Teddy Hilton was robbed in the "Choice Celebrity Pet" category! How could he NOT get a nomination?!?!
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i dont think your site is appropriate for teens,.. your top story at the moment is leaked gay sex pictures
GO miley Cyrus!wooo
Name 10 people who would vote for you? That's right no one. How embarrasing do you look Mario.
JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!!!!! Teen Choice Awards are for mindless, little Disney brainwashed tweens!!
Maybe your dog wasn't nominated cause you're not a real celebrity
who the fuck did you pay for this one?
Congrats Perezzle darling, you got my vote:) And of course Teddy was robbed! He's the most adorable cutipie ever!
I'm actually quite happy for you even though you are like… Yeah, evil. But you're still funny hahaha. And Taylor Lautner should sooooo win not K-Twat or Stinky Pattinson. Even though I'm 10000% Team Edward xD
And btw, why do you bother making an account here if you're so Anti-Perez? Like, WTF?
"you're" talk show?
How fucking stupid are you?
Kudos to you Perez! Congratulations!
"The Teen Choice Awards are coming Monday, August 5th, and it will be hosted by the Jonas Brothers." *girly scream*
"The JoBros even got some nods too!" *girly scream*
"And, Perez got two nominations!!!!!!!!!!!!" *girly scream*
"P.P.S. Teddy Hilton was robbed in the "Choice Celebrity Pet" category! How could he NOT get a nomination?!?!" *girly scream*
I think i'll have to prepare my voice for August 5th because i'm going to shout A LOT.
I hope you win. And then maybe the stupid parents of these teens will check out your site and see the gay sex pictures and stop their teenagers from accessing perezhilton.com.
I've voted for you and I will do everyday! Reading your blog makes me happy :]
Great. another "Twilight Awards"
Hahahahahahahahaha-Mario-you at the teen choice awards-this could be your downfall!
A major reason Teddy wasn't nominated in the "Choice Celebrity Pet" category is simple…YOU ARE NOT A CELEBRITY!
Probably because you are as much a celebrity as Speidi…hahaha
I love you but come on Dude!
I'd vote for you Perez if I was between the ages of 13-17…but since I'm not I'll just silently support you!
I wonder if those teens parents know you put gay porn on your website.
Really bad idea don't you think?
why is it when I try to register it says im unable to vote and im 15?
uhhhhhh… cause you are not a celebrity? duh.
I think its supposed to be " your awards show" not "you´re awards show" !
Did perez quit school??
I'd vote for Teddy.
oh god. teen choice awards? please. it's all disney stuff right. and all 12 year old kids voting shits right. plus jonas sisters hosting it right. and high school musical douches. recognize the word 'lame'? the only thing that really is exciting about it is twilight. and that's it. that's the reason why i actually went to the fucking site and vote. btw im totally voting for spongebob squarepants. ha
LOL
way to go PEREZ!
Correction: The show is NOT on August 5, it is on August 9 and broadcast on Monday August 10 on FOX
Who gets the credit for the amazing artwork for this post? Love it.
Re: PaLady – Amen. I'm an adult, I'd be stupid to say I don't peruse - but TEEN CHOICE? I wouldn't let my kids on here - not because of true content, because of hatred. Good God, can you imagine if all the teens now grew up to be like Perez, full of vileness, hatred and bullying…
THEY SHOULD RENAME THIS TO "THE NO TALENT AWARDS".
I'm not really sure I would be thrilled if my teenager read this site, what with the profanity, barely-censored pornography, the hateful comment boards, the bias…….and on and on and on.
Maybe an 18 year old. But they don't care about the teen choice awards, or whatever the crap this is for.
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Congratulations on 2 nominations!
Yeahh I wouldnt allow my children to read your website. However, Teddy really did deserve a nomination, i LOVE him
Also its ridiculous for people to say that posting pictures of leaked gay porn is setting gay rights back steps. It shows that theres NO discrimination, which is what we're fighting for. Leaked porn is leaked porn, whether its gay or straight I wanna see it
I think it's funny that a few people picked up on the "you're" problem but not on the "it's." Perez, you do this constantly, so let me - as an English teacher - help you out here: "it's" stands for "it is"; the possessive version does NOT have an apostrophe. I normally don't go around correcting people's grammar, but considering your JOB is WRITING, it would be nice if you were actually able to do it!
Who in the hell would let their young teens look at your site?! You have uncensored pics of some guy taking it up the butt for shit's sake. You also do your best to destroy the reputations of every popular teen FEMALE out there. Don't think you need to clean off a spot on your mantle just yet, Mario.
Yes this is where you belong, the teen choice awards!!! LOL thats your zenith!
Bring on the Rob, even I will watch this
the world is coming to an end….
Porkez, how much does it cost to be nominated?
id vote for him. GO PEREZ!!! this is his website! if you are a hater, why are you even on here?
i cant register.
Im 16, but this thing says 'youre unable to vote'
I dont get it?
No more AMAZEBALLS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More like who da F ck you sleep with to get on this one?? News flash, Mario, Teddy did not get nominated b/c you are not a freaking celebrity!!! Your status is probably 10 tiers below Speidi. You are not appropriate nominee material on this show since you have pedophile tendencies, and call other teens like Miley and Vanessa hudgens sluts. (Well…that could be considered teen like behavior…but you are freaking 30!!!!!) Anyways I hope you lose all your nominations!!
UM…YOU STUPID DOUCHE NOZZLE…YOU SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR CONTRIBUTING TO THE MORAL DELINQUENCY OF TEENS(THAT BY THE WAY YOU AKNOWLEGE ABOVE) FOR SHOWING THE GAY PORN THE OTHER DAY.
YOU KNOW THERES MINORS ON HERE AND YET YOU DID IT ANYWAY.
YOU SUCK DONKEY DICKS.
Umm…you are not a celebrity that is why your dog wasn't nominated! And it is a fugly dog! So stop talking about it we don't care
Sorry Perez, but gay porn and teens don't mix.
Just a guess here, but I'm thinking your dog didn't get nominated because it is so hideous. Also you're not a real celebrity dumbass.
Yay go Perez! Vote for Selena Gomez though!:)
please vote for 'Chelsea Staub' in Breakout Female!!!
i voted for you for sure. my friend Lyn-z adams hawkins is nominated for female action sports athlete. people should vote for her she is amazing at skateboarding.
oh god, no. teen choice awards? meaning more disney stuff right. & the jonas sisters. & high school musical?! fuck themmm..
the only thing that is worth going to the fucking site is most probably twilight. oh & spongebob. gotta vote that guy
Cool go Perez, and Go Miley.
I loves that pic Perez. I can totally see it hangin up in a foyer.
Re: henniiii –
"I'm actually quite happy for you even though you are like… Yeah, evil. But you're still funny hahaha. And Taylor Lautner should sooooo win not K-Twat or Stinky Pattinson. Even though I'm 10000% Team Edward xD"
"And btw, why do you bother making an account here if you're so Anti-Perez? Like, WTF?"
OH. YOU ARE "SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" SMART. YOU MAKE LIKE…. THE SMARTIEST COMMENTS EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
GO SHOOT YOURSELF, YOU FUCKING SHEEP.
i know one thing, i will not be voting for you. all you do is trash on people who hurt you're feelings, & absolutely kiss ass to ones who dont. i wouldnt say this normally to people i strongly dislike, but go die in a ditch kay perez?
Teen Choice Awards always suck. They pick dumbass shit.
Paramore is NOT ROCK.
Actually, I don't think Robert will be there. I'm pretty sure Taylor will be though.
can't wait!!!
I know… Twilight, HSM, Miley, Gossip Girl and JoBros like dominate the award show (and the fact the JoBros are hosting, which even people who dont like them shoudlnt mind because they are actually really good hosts)
I have never seen Gossip Girl but it seems like I am missing something because everyone like LOVES it… I do love Leighton Meester!
UGH! Is there anything tweenies HAVENT infected???
PEREZ HILTON I LOVED YOU WHEN YOU HATED MILEY BUT NOW…NOW I HATE YOUMORE THAN I HATE HER!!!!
WHY DID YOU LET A LITTLE BIT OF SUCKING UP GET INTO YOUR HEAD?!!!NOW THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IS CRAZY!
AND TO EVERYBODY WHO KNOW WHAT TRUE TALENT IS,PLEASE VOTE FOR THE VERY TALENTED KELLY CLARKSON AND LADY GAGA AND EVEN KATY PERRY(THEY HAVE VOCAL ABILITY)!!!AND PLEASE REMEMBER TO LEAVE ANYTHING DISNEY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Perez i hope you win.
im not even from your country but i registered just to vote for you!
=)
when is everyone gonna learn the difference between "your" and "you're"? it's really not that hard….
i'll break it down for you…because grammatical errors like this instantly discredit you as a writer.
okay.
your= possessive. your cat, your website, your drawn on cum stains
you're= you are. you're crazy. you're ridiculous. you're hot.
if you have any questions, i suggest re-enrolling in high school.
Adam Lambert is nominated for 2 awards!!!! JB for 9!!!!!!!!!
and i'm NOT voting for you Perez!!!! you've lost all of my respect for you cuz you're a douche!!!!
OMG !! i just went and voted for EVERYTHING TWILIGHT (and i voted for you perez… except i just HAD to pick Fred instead in that one category
)
i agree with the pro miley people and go perex too. you are fantastic
go miley,, + twilight