He'd Look Better Between Two Buns!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Wacky, Tacky & True
Check out the UK's poster boy for Burger King's new meat-scented cologne, Britain's Got Talent and America's Got Talent judge Piers Morgan!
Seks!
The cologne, named Flame, is a "body spray of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat."
Anyone smell this shiz yet???
Piers describes the new BK fragrance as having "a very manly smell… Flame has a hint of grilled beef but that has quite masculine connotations. It is almost like a pheromone."
PU!
But you're still lookin' good, Piers!
Posted: June 15, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Gross
this is clearly NOT Peirs's body, it was an excellent chop job/photoshop job, a man of his age, would never have a body like that! come on Perez get real!
OO EMM GEE. My sister is gonna have a heart attack! For some reason she thinks he's hot…
I think it was meant to be a gag … I was watching Inside Edition and they said his name was photoshopped on the pic
EWWWW!– to the cologne and to Piers half-naked!
wow what??? LOL
I bought my Fiance this cologne. It wasn't bad but the idea does seem disgusting!!
lmao he looks ridiculous!
I was eating dinner and you ruined it for me, thanks alot!
LOLZ… sooo embarasing
Great, and now I'm blind.
GROSS ME OUT!!!!!
bahahaha
Smelling like a greasy mad cow burger .. YES!
Perez, I've actually encountered this (ahem) 'cologne' and won't soon forget it's potent lingering stench..this has to be the worst smell I've ever experienced. It attacks the entire room, and it was sprayed one time in a huge radio station….you can't even open it…should read: hint of rotten meat. Don't take on this horrendous/horrific/mean hearted joke of a cologn as a challenge, not worth it and for god sake, save yourself I repeat DO NOT SPRAY IT…unless you are in an open field far away from civilization and want to die from a scent that could knock a moose over….sorry if this seems over the top but if you ever do encounter it, you'll wish you listened to me. You've been warned!
This shit cologne is old, and the original picture it is the BK King.
report moar old zzzuff pls? kthxbai
he is the biggest twat ever!
he fabricates stories when he ran a paper in the UK.
massive douche
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
This isn't supposed to make people want to buy the cologne right?!?!
And here I thought women were "Media Whores" ! DISGUSTING ! And he's trim, but not "beefy smelling" to me. Sorry, PIERS ! TRY SOME LONDON GAY BARS !
Why can't it be his body? I think he looks wonderful!
Burt Reynolds did this exact pose on a bear skin rug a long time ago. Perez, you HAVE to find it and compare it!!! It is the same photo, but this guy has way less hair than Burt did.
I thought that picture was a Photoshop joke. Is he that hard up for money??
his necklace looks like it says burger king.
looks like a funny advert for the foodz
ew ew ew, thx Perez for scarring my brain
but that's just an ad for BK, right? it's not real..
BETCHA SUSAN BOYLE BUYING UP BOXES AND BOXES OF THIS STUFF !
"Never been kissed", my ASS !
PIERS WOULD DO HER FOR THE PUBLICITY ! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !~
absolutely disgusting
He doesn't look like Susan Boyle as much in this picture. But if I had to guess what she smells like, I would guess grilled beef.
LMAO !!! THIS IS GROSSLY FUNNY !!!
Ew - so not hot, Perez. Very fake pic. Supposed to be funny, not hot (I hope)
ewwww…..he should have at least shaved himself. That is the ickiest picture I've ever seen.
Potatochop!
Not him- obviously photoshopped.
LOL
)) fantastic…
Older birds make better soup . . . .
em, is this not an add for burger king rather than an actual cologne? dont think piers would be that gross
There is a sexy man right there…made me smile big time! Great body Piersy baby … would love get a taste of you…
I don't know is Piers body but SUBO have to be horny
I don't know is Piers body, but SUBO have to be hornyyyy
oh god gross
nice
fire
place….hehee
Ewwww….www.missperfectblonde.com
puke puke puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukeeeeeee
Do women like the smell of raw meat!
Maybe it smells like pemmican.
I am not sure if women love this.
Perhaps it will attract rather male persons!
sexxxy
Perez its all over tv his head is photoshopped on to a models body so get real and learn the real story Perez like you never put up the real story behind anything and if it is gossip its all made up by you its not even real gossip.YOU and the site is lame.
I hope this image doesn't ruin my bi-annual visit to BK. I fear it is his body .. actually I can't say more I'm going to heave .. sorry, bye.
PEREZ…THE SITE U RIPPED UR INFO FROM CLEARLY STATES IT WAS PHOTOSHOP!!
DAILYMAILUK…CHECK IT OUT…those of us who actually took journalism laugh at you!
Also stop with the cliche GAY RIGHTS
What have I ever done to deserve this?!?!?!?
:'(
EW EW EW EW PEREZ..WTF… PIERS IS NOT HOT!!
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK.
I thought it was Robin Williams at first
That is so not his body. He is revolting, as is the whole idea.
Who really has any desire to smell like a burger joint? Yuck!