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Mystery Works His Magic, Much To The Distress Of Women All Over

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Pick-up artist Mystery attempted to demonstrate some of his skillz at Boujis nightclub in London Sunday night.

Apparently, one of his techniques involves knocking a woman's purse out of her hands and then stepping on it. When Mystery deployed his purse-knocking tactic that night, rather than retrieve the now douche-infected item, the victim "target" simply walked away.

Mystery, however, decided to keep the purse, finding that it matched the tacky goth cowboy ensemble that kept the ladies fleeing all night long!

[Image by Ringo via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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28 comments to “Mystery Works His Magic, Much To The Distress Of Women All Over”

  1. 1

    Whaaaaaaat? He certainly is… a "mystery". How would that ever work in a million years?!

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  4. are13 says – reply to this


    The whole post makes no sense…

  5. 5

    i have no clue what you are talking about.

  6. 6

    What a douchebag this guy is!

    Why don't women just tell him to fuck off?

  7. 7

    I don't know how this guy picks up chicks.

  8. 8

    I don't get it

  9. 9

    Seriously?! I didn't like Mystery anyway, found him to be ultra creepy, but that's a stupid move. I wouldn't have left the bag, though, I'd have picked it up and beat the fuck outta him with it.

  10. 10

    He is so gross and I have no idea how or why someone gave him a show for even one season.

  11. 11

    This is Great!!! Well at least Eriks having fun at his London Boot Camp….Perez might think he's "Gross", but he's a good friends of mine and gets paid 10,000 for a one on one session and his tactics do actually work..I've seen it. Erik "Mystery" is actually a really nice guy so fuck off your a Fat Annoying Gay Liberal Idiot

  12. 12

    lmao this is hilarious!!

  13. 13

    i hate his hideous pieces of flair! glad that girl didn't fall for his b/s

  14. 14

    WTF! Stepping on someone else's purse.. that's not a turn on…
    that's just CREEPY!!!!

  15. 15

    yuck..what the gross

  16. 16

    who the heoll is that,ugly

  17. 17

    Who the fuck is this douche bag that would knock a purse off of some chicks arm. What a fucking tool.

  18. 18

    I don't get it either

  19. 19

    He is the biggest joke ever. He's not hot at all. Seriously, some of his wingmen have been hotter than him. But they are all pigs that want to get laid.

  20. 20

    that was a nasty trick…
    i actually met him and he was kinda ok…

  21. 21

    He must be attractive to someone….but ewwww!

  22. 22

    That look like Orlando bloom at first.

  23. 23

    Re: arrora

    LOL! You are friends with a fucking twat! Says a lot about you.

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  25. 25

    This man is an idiot. Not only does he look like a retarded fucking muppet, but he takes perfectly nice, socially slow nerdy guys, and tries to turn them into douchebag players. And he makes money doing it. He perpetuates the idiotic "game play" that makes it totally impossible for most people to engage in healthy relationships. I hope he gets strangled by his own herpes sores.

  26. 26

    When would that technique every work!! what a douche!

  27. 27

    Erik is a good guy. I know him as well. He's not a douche, he's just a guy trying to help other guys be less self concious and put themselves out there. Fuck you perez.

  28. 28

    I love how all the women come on here and think they think this is ridiculous and it wouldn't work on them. Well I can tell you ladies, the pick up artist community has probably slept with every attractive woman in Hollywood, and a hell a lot of them around the world.

    Mystery is one of the greatest people to ever venture into pick up, and if you think he can't game you, you are extremely mistaken.

    Another thing women don't understand is being with one of us Pick Up Artists is probably the greatest thing that can happen to them, because we actually understand what women want and have respect for them.

    Thank you women of the world, I hope we meet soon :)