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Gene Simmons Enjoys Golden Showers!!!!

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KISS frontman Gene Simmons has always had a desperate need for attention!

He wants you to look at him so badly, he'll even let you pee on him!!!!

That's right!

Urinal cakes bearing the image of the hasbeen have been spotted all over NYC bathrooms!!

It gets worse!!

According to reports, some cakes even talked!

Probably spouting remarks about the size of your Family Jewels!

Too bad the picture of Simmons wasn't from his open mouthed KISS days!!!!

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45 comments to “Gene Simmons Enjoys Golden Showers!!!!”



  1. 1

    first ? YES!!!!



  2. 2

    Best Week Ever reported about this over two days ago… old news



  3. 3

    And is he showing us how small his equipment is with his fingers?



  4. 4

    His a businessman and a damn good one. I'd like to see you make savvy decisions like he does. The thing probably made him $1 billion - and he probably laughed about the whole thing doing it. He's a genius.



  5. 5

    desparate old man..



  6. 6

    That's vey disturbing.



  7. 7

    He is a smart man!! Love him :)



  8. 8

    I am NOT a Gene Simmons fan, but a Z-list has been is something he is not.
    His show just got signed for a 3rd season, he has a new comic book that will probably do well, and a hell of a lot of products out there.



  9. 9

    What really was needed was a pic of your asshole for all the young men u swoon over, to aim and pee at……Gene is WAY more business savvy, talented ..ETC, than u , mario, will be in your fuckin lifetime. … REAAALLLLLY starting to HATE and despise you, tho I still read ur page, but u are so ' believe what I believe and like ONLY who I like' or else……And when a REAL person of the day , actually disses you ( after u have drooled all over them on this blog, u SO cut them down and show ur stoopid ass..

    Oh…and by the way…ur dog aint that cute…The full sized ones have SO much more personality and charm than ur mutt ever will



  10. 10

    His mother sure created a monster ego.



  11. 11

    he is one money hungery pathetic human for sure!



  12. 12

    As I told you when you compared him and Adam who trainwrecked KISS on the idol stage…
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    Gene = Marketing genious
    Adam = 15 minutes of fame
    .
    Mario, I am sure your KISS coffin is already picked out.



  13. 13

    He is the perfect example of why people talk smack about Jews.
    He is such a greedy money hungry individual it is disgusting.
    He will do anything, absolutely anything to make a buck.



  14. 14

    lol holy shit lolol



  15. 15

    .
    Not a fan. Don't care what he does.



  16. 16

    WTF!!!!! i can't freakin believe it! so desesperate

  17. Shino says – reply to this


    17

    Don't be jealous Perez…you know you'd LOVE to have so much peen in your direction LOL



  18. 18

    hahaha and wtf with his fingers



  19. 19

    I've got that beat. My toilet has your face painted on the bottom and fire glazed so it will last forever. #1 and #2 have your face as the target.



  20. 20

    Re: Angus8 – I've read your comment and was surprised, I had no idea Gene Simmons was Jewish. So I googled him, and you were right, he was born in Haifa, Israel and his real name is Chaim Witz.!!!



  21. 21

    Better to be pissed on then pissed off!



  22. 22

    Re: GirlsJustWannaHaveFun – Chaim Witz!!! Wow thats a stretch from Gene Simmons for sure. Fake people need not apply!!



  23. 23

    He's insecure and wants us to look at him and like what we're seeing but there's no making up for the day I was in 3rd grade and TOTALLY IN LOVE with Gene Simmons and then saw him without makeup and CRIED MY EYES OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My heart was crushed. He was hideous. So, why don't you let our eyes heal Gene…PLEASE!

  24. Shino says – reply to this


    24

    Re: paulina=dan radcliffe fan #1

    It's a goal from that game "paper football"…essentially "aim here".



  25. 25

    sick. truly sick.



  26. 26

    Re: GreatEscape – Agree with you!

  27. Low says – reply to this


    27

    Hate that Gene is so lame now.. :( Oh well, Paul is still cool. Remember Genes small dick from the sex tape? HA HA HA



  28. 28

    Yes, it's a very SMALL fish.

  29. @v@ says – reply to this


    29

    OMG. Urinal cakes, now. What a schill. I guess his time of actually writing hit music is long past, so why not. I actually like him and Kiss, but they just stopped producing music. Oh, wait, I'd better check amazon. Any subsequent records maybe just didn't sell. Anyway, his career as marketing whore is 'golden.' ; D
    Kiss. es.



  30. 30

    Mario, not sure if you realize this has been is worth in excess of 300 million dollars. His band Kiss was and still is one of the most successful concert touring and merchandising bands in history Shows are always sold out and everything he touches turns to gold, God I wish I was a has been like Gene Simmons…



  31. 31

    Has been… I don't think so… pure GENIUS!!!! His show is hysterical! His kids actually seem nice, well rounded.. maybe Sophie more so than Nick.. but still, not stuck on themselves in anyway.. What does he care that it's a Urinal cake… he's laughing all the way to the bank.



  32. 32

    I was just at Wicked Willy's in the Village on Saturday to have a few mojitos and stay outta the rain. Well my boyfriend came back from the bathroom and I was a little worried by the look on his face…well turns out gene simmons had a little chat with him at the urinal. Yes, they do really talk.



  33. 33

    ok, what's with the last sentence "Too bad the picture of Simmons wasn't from his open mouthed KISS days!!!!"

    Look have heard thee phrase less is more? No need for the lame attempt at being witty, or remotely funny. It really isn't funny it's stupid, boring, and been said a thousand times

  34. lynn says – reply to this


    34

    wat the hell is a urinal cake???



  35. 35

    What a moron. PISS ON HIM!



  36. 36

    Re: snootymcgee – Eh - and WHO GIVES A SHIT if some moron without a life sits clicking "refresh" every 2 seconds just to leave a stupid comment saying "first". Yeah - FIRST moron in line.

  37. nemen says – reply to this


    37

    well..it makes sense..cuz kiss means pee in Swedish…now you know..



  38. 38

    SURPRISE!!!!!!



  39. 39

    this is sad!



  40. 40

    It may be gross, but money is going down the toilet for him!! LMAOOOOO..



  41. 41

    No, Mad Dog. He is teasing you about your size.
    Seriously? Grow up.



  42. 42

    And I think it makes it more fun to think that in Swedish (my nativetongue) KISS means urine….:D



  43. 43

    wow, how pathetic is that…



  44. 44

    Guess his family jewels have shrunk due to all the venerial diseases he contacts bangin over a 1000 gross women.

  45. ass says – reply to this


    45

    Perez talking about someone else being desperate for attention, HAHAHAHAHA, that's fucking funny.
    -
    Perez, he's a marketing genius and has more money under his mattress then you'll ever seen in your entire lifetime. Don't be jealous, he's just not a moron like you.