Hef Can't Tell Girlfriends Apart!!!!!
Filed under: Old People > Playboy
Since his breakup with The Girls Next Door, Hugh Hefner has found three new platinum blonde girlfriends.
There is only one problem.
He can't tell them apart!!!!
Hef's new girls include 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon along with identical looking 22-year-old Crystal Harris.
They should do a Doublemint commercial where they stick the gum…forget it!
"I have one little trick, one has a little mark," Hef said, motioning to his neck. "Other than that, I don’t know."
As much as this grosses us out, it probably doesn't matter to him!!!
We'd be surprised if the 83-year-old remembered what he had for breakfast, let alone the identity of his sluts girlfriends!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: June 16, 2009 at 6:15 pm
wow hef …
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW~~ Hef's whores!!!!!!!! Wonder what they will be doing in 5 years??? LOL
omfg that 22 year old looks freakin 30! I am 22 and people think I'm 17..for once I am happy about that. What a hot mess
that crystal harris looks rather old. platinum blonde ages…..and those twin girls….well, who cares!
Then what's the point in having three women, if it's the same woman in one?
Really? Dirty Old Bastard!!! (I'm so jealous.)
this is actually pretty disgusting. it's sad how desperate these whores are for money and fame and attention. and also allowing their "boyfriend" to be with other women… oh jeez.
Well he is consitent in his choice of women, all big boobed bleached blond sluts.
That's cuz upside down they all look like sisters!
Well Hef eats the same thing for breakfast every morning, it can't be that hard to remember it.
She looks old! Or is it just the picture. When I looked at it I thought she was at least 30. To think she's only 3 years older than the other two girls…
wow those girls' parents must be real proud of their children fucking an 83 year old for fame! what a disgusting joke. I wonder if these stupid ass girls even realize that Playboy is irrelevant. If I want to see some tits and ass I just need to do a google search. So really their banging this old fuck for nothing.
The twins are butt ass ugly………..
Those twins aren't good enough for Hef. I got the impression that Holly, Bridget and Kendra really cared for him - each in their own way, but the twin (don't know bout the 3rd one) seem really phony and vapid. I hope Crystal is, at least, watching out for Hef. :0(
Re: JuiCYb23 – I'm 35, wanta see how many times 35 goes into 22?
Just call them Fug 1 and Fug 2!!!! Apparently his sight has FAILED him big time! I'm sure his willy doesn't work anymore so who the hell cares!
So sad. Poor Hef is so desperate to stay relevant that he's started to make a fool of himself.
Playboy is so irrelevant these days its not even funny.
Actually, it is kind of funny. These bimbos think they're going to be famous, when I can guarantee 99.8% of Americans don't even know, or care what their names are.
The chick on the right looks ROUGH!! She must be leading a HARD life.
One of the wives on the "Real Housewives of New Jersey", Dina was wearing the black dress like the one the twins are wearing on her intro. What kind of dress is that, and wear do you get it? Looves it.
Kendra and Holly is much cuiter….www.missperfectblonde.com
So sad and icky…..and as far as people saying they look older, who cares even a 60 year old would be to young for Hef.
are you serious? The posts I made 20 mins ago arent showing up, lame. Lets try for the third time.
I know Hef had group sex with the girls next door, so Im assuming he does with these girls too. So isnt it like i n c e s t when the twins 3 way w/hef? Most 3 ways involve fondling between all parties involved. I wonder what their parents think?
FUCK YOU PEREZ you fat fuck
Hef you are my idol. Get sick of fucking your last 3 girl friends and just ship in a new 3. Hef is the man.
i hate that my comments don't appear it's been an hour since i wrote , you site is the worse perez! it doesn't work!
now you will never see the funny thing i wrote
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Ick
I don't know whether to respect him for being able to bone 3 girls and not needing to tell them apart…or be frightened and disturbed.
Re: that_will_do_PIG_rez – have you looked at yourself lately….my god
does anyone know the duties of his girlfriends? what do they do for him? or are they just arm candy?
Yeah—what a problem–how do I tell all these lovely vag's apart???
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No need to remember names, all three could be called Kris.
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Three dugly fucklings.
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Well he is consitent in his choice of women, all big boobed bleached blond sluts.
Re: southernwoman –
Yeah, Hef must be the State of California.
wow 22?? more like 42! and the twins are ugly! he really fell off in old age….Bridgette Holly n Kendra were adorable.
lecher
You're joking about Crystal being 22 years old, correct? Or maybe her name says why she looks 50 years old.
yeah, we dont care anymore
I would rather go hungry and broke then sleep with that corpse! How did the first 3 do it! It would take alot to deal with that! grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! barf!
19 year olds with an 83 year old?! that is sick!
Perez is jealous because he can't get guys that are hot.
It's just sad. Very sad indeed and those girls look sooo old!! More like they're in their 30's or something instead of 19 and 22..
Is it just me? Or does this batch of Bimbo's look exceptionally cheap and slutty???
barf
maybe if they didnt dress like 5 year old twins he could tell them apart
Letterman is being called a perve … and this guy is being called a legend?.. What the fuck???
Hef is sooooo not a pimp anymore. Kendra & Holly made sure that was part of the news. I DO respect his business acumen but……hang it up Hef. I mean that with love. Hang it up. :-0
The 22 year old looks 42. WTF?
Hef is an old geezer with dementia. Why does anybody think he can remember anything? As for the other three, does the carpet match the drapes?
PERVERT PORNOGRAPHER TO THE END !
hmmm Harris the 22-year old looks 40 — Im 22 & look much better (Thank God) — & the twins r too typical-cliche-pornstar blondes.. Kendra Bridget & Holly Were SOOOO much better
who says u cant get girls when your 80 haha. jk i think thats retarded