Jesus Escapes!

Filed under: Madonna

Madonna's boytoy got loose and was spotted running around looking dazed and confused in Buenos Aires yesterday.

Oh wait, Jesus was modeling.

Somebody better return him to his owner, we're sure she's missing her hot piece of bedroom furniture!

[Image via Abaca USA.]

Posted: Jun 16, 2009 at 6:45 pm / Email this »

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56 comments to “Jesus Escapes!”

Raul Duke says – reply to this

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FREDDY!
LeVeLhEaDeD CaNaDiAn says – reply to this

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He's too hot to be with her!
Haagen-Dazs says – reply to this

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Gorgeous
Lovely Love says – reply to this

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damn he is soooo hot.
crazed27 says – reply to this

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Madonna's baby Jesus. LOL!
The DOUCHEess says – reply to this

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Beautiful eyes…Flamin homo!
daboi says – reply to this

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return to you owner! whahahahah i love them both madonna and him
summerlynn says – reply to this

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he does look dazed and confused - but hey, Madonna is 50 - why not bang him?
kaykay85 says – reply to this

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Uhhhhhh…..am I the only one who thinks he is ugly? ♥ everything from the neck down looks good. The face? Not so much.
Amy3000 says – reply to this

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Does anyone else think "Zoolander" when looking at his face here????
QUEEN LATTY says – reply to this

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IS THAT RICO SUAVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
F18 says – reply to this

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GAAAWD, he is perfection!

Seriously ridiculously-good-looking!!!!!!!!!!

YUM!!!!!!!! GO MADONNA!!!!!!!!!!!
Crystabellina says – reply to this

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He IS beautiful
tick_tock_tick_tock says – reply to this

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fuckin hot!
Blahrbra says – reply to this

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LOL, okay, the "echo" on his head is one of your funnier bits.
Roseelib says – reply to this

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Just LOL
ShazamNJ says – reply to this

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I think he's terribly homely.
pusspuss says – reply to this

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Sorry he is FUGLY!!
Yellow Peeps says – reply to this

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Kudos, Madonna. Wow
blondennyc says – reply to this

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the boy looks like a damn ferret
former M fan says – reply to this

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Should he be out on a school night? should he not be home studying for finals at "DJ school" HHAAA HAAA HAAAA HHAAA!!!!
moisie says – reply to this

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yeah i know he is kinda hot, but that vacant blue steel look he puts on always makes me laugh
former M fan says – reply to this

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Hey Fat Boy!! why ru not reporting on "Your President"'s brief that equates gays to beastiality?????? not politically convenient? if that was a Republican Prsident you would have been all over it like flies on shit!!!
moisie says – reply to this

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Re: Amy3000 – ha ha yep…totally!
MarieRi says – reply to this

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He's hot, but he's got Madonna cooties all over him.
Marianne Chitter Chatter says – reply to this

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Where's his shirt? He's a nice looking young man, but I think walking around in torn jeans and no shirt makes him look like he's trying too hard.
piercedcutegirle says – reply to this

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You know damn well that he is using Madonna for publicity and to better his career.
ssmarty says – reply to this

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He's dust, she's busy with her new baby. His 15 minutes is over. Jesus, I'm sorry, that was harsh.
lavandierra says – reply to this

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he is good looking guy……..madonna is lucky star. she gets only the best.
olympia says – reply to this

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He looks like a lemur!
sphincter wink says – reply to this

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Most guys like to have their wanks yanked, but when it's done so publically by Madonna of all women, it's not so fun
Sabine1 says – reply to this

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Ha! Good one Perezzers!
fridu_reyk says – reply to this

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a journalist got to speak with him during the photo session here in Argentina, and when he was asked about his love life, he ended the interview just like that, without saying GOODBYE either, but off the record, he explained to the journalist, that it was ok, but don't want to discuss it. Everyone on the show started speculating that it was a Madonna's rule not to speak out about their love life…

Other than that, he seemed like a really cool guy, models are not often gifted with the wonderful gift of spoken word, but he seemed pretty clever and charming throughout the interview.
bagyourface says – reply to this

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she's only with him because his name is jesus and hers is madonna. ew.
spooky3l3ctric says – reply to this

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well perez that hot piece of bedroom furniture looks better than that scruffy poodle you have laying at your feet end of the bed

stop being so bitchy when theres no need darlink , its too easy

loves ya!
tellall says – reply to this

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Does she give him head or not?
Victoria NYC says – reply to this

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Send him my way! double yum!
thinderella says – reply to this

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Fugly as hell
madonna u are dynamite says – reply to this

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he looks good.he is a good man,very calm and very respectfull,thats what everybody says,even his friends in brazil that are famous too and they all love love madonna.he admires madonna and its all that matters.at least madonna is having a good behavior and she is always there for her kids what doesnt happen with guy.guy doesnt see his kids since march.guy stop being drunk all the time and stop dating all women cause ur kids needs u.u became a slut guy.madonna works harder than u nd still have time for her kids.shame on u.,what a disapoint.and stop call her everyday
madonna u are dynamite says – reply to this

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u go jesus.u are a good man.u are with the most powerfull sexual symbol ever.u go man
BitchSpray says – reply to this

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when people name their kid JESUS would they name his brother SATAN?
Alfavil says – reply to this

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WAY TOO PRETTY FOR MY TASTE. GIMME REAL MEN.
PEEKALICIOUS says – reply to this

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He is pretty hot.
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Too bad he's going to waste on an old hag like Madonna…
bridget_0113 says – reply to this

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Pretty Boy, I think he may prefer the pole rather than the hole, who knows maybe Madonna is hiding a secret underneath it all!
dark1 says – reply to this

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HE NEEDED TO COME UP FOR AIR. HIS FACE IS ALWAYS SHOVED INTO A 1,000 YEAR OLD, COBWEB COVERED, STD INFESTED SNATCH.

I'M SURPRISED HE DOESN'T HAVE A HERPES BUMP ON HIS LIP.
shittalkqueen says – reply to this

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Robert Pattinson looks WAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY better!
Kateedid didn't says – reply to this

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SEEING HIM MAKES ME HATE HODONNA EVEN MORE! WHAT A WONDERFUL ROLE MODEL SHE IS TO HER GIRLS. LETS RIP OUR FAMILY APART SO MOMMY CAN GO SCREW YOUNG DUMB MODELS BECAUSE SHE NEEDS SO MUCH ATTENTION! YAY! AND THEN LETS ALL GO GET PLASTIC SURGERY BECAUSE WE CAN'T GET OLDER, OH NOW, BEING YOUNG MEANS EVERYTHING SO DON'T EVER GET OLD KIDDO'S!
Flairboys says – reply to this

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I'm sure he has a HUge ONE!
spacemonkee says – reply to this

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is it just me or does face look totally vacant and void of any human life ? I'm just saying
NaughtyAngel says – reply to this

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wow he looks hot in this pic!!
RUSTINA says – reply to this

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I don't get it he has a great body but his face is not that good looking, just another guy in a club.
01badgirl says – reply to this

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The guy is FINE but I have said it time again, I can't date a guy who is a model. I think modeling is for women only..It's not a macho job at all. It's like, he wasn't good in math at school? Now, if a guy is a model only part-time to supplement his income, that's fine. But a guy who is a full time model doesn't fly with me.
Brtt says – reply to this

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I don't see the big deal about him. His looks like Danny Zuko from the movie Grease. Madonna didn't snatch up anything better than any other cougar with tons of money could have done.
MsstensH says – reply to this

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My good! hes perfect!! even with all her doc-job madonna looks too grams for that delicious piece of perfection …

p.S
im still LoLing with the "echo echo echo" hahahahahahhaaha!
sadeb93 says – reply to this

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he's hot!
tWiLiGhT lOvEr 3522 says – reply to this

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damn he is kinda hot he looks too young to be with madonna