Why Robert, Why???

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We caught you!

R-Patz was spotted smoking all over New York City on Monday!!!

Ewww.

We love Robert, but we don't want to see our baby give himself lung cancer!

Or emphysema!

Or even yellow teeth and bad breath!!!

Ditch the cancer sticks ASAP, R-Patz. Your body will thank you!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Posted: Jun 16, 2009 at 11:30 am / Email this »

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JerryLarry says – reply to this

101

Well he smokes cigs and you smoke cock…
rizoli says – reply to this

102

he's so good looking…why does he need to screw that up? It causes wrinkles and yellow teeth nooot to mention cancerrr. Why R-Patz?? why??
CuddlyCarla says – reply to this

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::MY GRANDMOTHER WHO IS 83 HAS SMOKED FOR OVER 60 YEARS AND SHE'S STILL HEALTHY AS EVER, STOP LECTURING US::

Lucky you. I lost my grandparents and my father to smoking-related illnesses, my dad never got to celebrate his 60th birthday. When you can't hug your dad anymore, and when you could and would press your head against his chest and listen to the sound of his lungs literally screaming (I didn't even know they could do that), when your loved one can't walk two feet without having to stop to catch their breath and develop sleep apnea and can't sleep and fall asleep while driving endangering the lives of everyone on the road, when your grandmother has to scream to get lungs to enter her lungs again and your teeth are rotting, when you see all of that and lose half your family to something completely preventable and can turn a blind eye to that and act like your grandma is the rule when she's really the exception (and you'll probably find that out sooner than you think), it's pretty hard to describe smoking as delicious, seeing as it's eating out your insides and killing you. Your habit is real glamorous.
Shezzz says – reply to this

104

Damnnnnnn hes unbelievably GORGEOUS!
im gonna kill myself with jelousy if you get to meet him i want himmmmmm hes soo hot!
amolina says – reply to this

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This photo was actually taken during filming so don't judge him too much.

Besides everybody likes themselves a little chain smoking bitcheSSSSS!!
kroush9712 says – reply to this

106

Him and Johnny Depp look SEXY smoking…they are the only people to get away with it though!
ohmyfuckingod says – reply to this

107

Still loving him ♥
sayswho says – reply to this

108

About the worst thing to do to get someone to quit smoking is tonag them…Rob will quit if and when he wants to and not a day sooner..leave him alone.
rose-rose says – reply to this

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hey??! i live in NY and I want to know where do you think I can find him or the name of his hotel?! :p lol
xoGOSSiPGiRLxo14 says – reply to this

110

Makes me dislike him more.
Jazzybabe<3 says – reply to this

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it's part of his role dumbass
rachelinala says – reply to this

112

i like my baby smoking

it's sexy

he's young….let him smoke for a few years

it's so enjoyable, i don't blame him

HOT
fireflystare says – reply to this

113

whatevvv he is still sexaaayy
Toriia says – reply to this

114

When he smokes, he is still hott
AllieC2006 says – reply to this

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it may be a part of his role, but even if he does smoke in real life who cares? he's hot he can get away w/ anything and its not like he doesn't know the side effects we all do so just let him live his life
Cottonquinn says – reply to this

116

Yeah, because stuffing your dick in another man's hairy ass is much more attractive and healthy, right, fatty deposit?
amandaaa(= says – reply to this

117

holy hell he's finee!
averyjane says – reply to this

118

he looks like he just saw you.
milky99 says – reply to this

119

carry on smoking so you can die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AngieR says – reply to this

120

He smokes, and that pisses everyone off! wow. .. he should cut his hair that would send everyone into orbit! DO IT ROB, cut your hair off maybe they will all leave you alone!
cattsa says – reply to this

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Like you'd turn down a snog from him because his breath smells of cigarette smoke… Any way its a free country last time I looked..
aconwa2 says – reply to this

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ewwwwww nasty as hell
iNoaaa says – reply to this

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wow .. thispicture looks great .. not the sigaret .. butt he looks hot just like in the movie .. he even has removed the eyebrowhairs between his eyebrows .. good job rob..!!
Ellynator says – reply to this

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who gives two shits whether or not he smokes? None of you will ever be with him anyway so why the fuck are you even talking about it?
Mrs. Jonas-Pattinson says – reply to this

125

He's sexy regardless.
P:
Moatoa says – reply to this

126

PLEASE, STOP COMPLAINING AT PEREZ BECAUSE HE'S RIGHT! So shut the fuck up, if it bothers you so much I can tell ya all that you smokers bothers me!!! You make me feel sick because you Must have your F cigarettes! SO We NONSMOKERS HAS EVERY RIGHT TO COMPLAIN!
MYRNAB2001 says – reply to this

127

hes just stressed out, let him be!!
aliz125 says – reply to this

128

he's so hot…smoking is not!
brynnmay says – reply to this

129

he's british, he's sexy.
let him be.
i'd still nail him
manduuuh says – reply to this

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…and this is why he is only HOT as edward cullen and not as himself…eww…he needs more make-up!!
manduuuh says – reply to this

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Re: twizzlerz – TOTALLY AGREE WITH U LOVE UR POINTS…
Kelly Cullen says – reply to this

132

God smoking is unattractive, even on HIM it's awful!
AnGeLuS CuLLeN says – reply to this

133

Blaaahh…..let him be.
crazyirishgirl says – reply to this

134

haha yees nice face
crittel says – reply to this

135

He's British Honey, they all smoke!!
¡¡!!!SEMICOLON!! says – reply to this

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hahaha nice picture Perez.I shouldn't say this, but I'm starting to hate this guy. Don't know why… sometimes he looks hot, but this picture is ugly
Brittnay09 says – reply to this

137

ok. first of all his character smokes. i know cuz i've read the script. it's a pretty big deal itself. and second.. this is no big new. we've seen him in pics all over the place smoke. i don't like it… but he's a smoker. now it's been said that the twilight cast (nikki reed, kstew, rpatz, peter facinelli) all know they need to quit smoking. so give them time. it's not easy.. it could happen. but yes it's very unhealthy and i don't approve it. but i'd never though someone could make it look attractive.. but i've seen him take pics and in movies where he's smoking and gosh.. it's almost like sex personified. lol. not attractive enough to make me do it. it's nasty. and smells horrible.
Manii says – reply to this

138

He is always smocking.
And drunk!
Thats why i dont like him that much.
clizaola says – reply to this

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HE CAN SMOKE A MILLION CIGARETTES AND I DONT CARE HE IS STILL GORGEOUS!
Cheerchica says – reply to this

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Re: Mark – Mark SHUT YOUR MOUTH perez is perfectly fine how he is and it Ticks me off that you said that!!!!!!!!! I bet the only reason you said that is because you have your own problem your inscure about!!!!!!!!!!
Cheerchica says – reply to this

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Re: ileanita – Smoking makes people look terrible and trashy and if you do it your not very bright!
princessbing says – reply to this

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i could care less if the boy smokes… the cigarettes aren't a danger… his fans are.. .trust me there is nothing i would like more than to get my hands on that man… but not at the expense of his health… leave the poor guy alone… its hard enough being him right now… he can't go anywhere… put the shoe on the other foot !!!!
LaRae525 says – reply to this

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leave him alone about smoking over half the population probably smoke or have smoked in the past
rpatzlover! says – reply to this

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he looks sexy even smokiing! but even then its a bad desicion rob!! dont do it!
ass says – reply to this

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Cigarettes are bad, but the crystal meth you smoke is ok, right Perez?