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C-Lister Ashton Kutcher Gives Regards To Broadway!!!

Filed under: Ashton Kutcher > Broadway Babies > Jeremy Piven > Twitter

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Ashton Kutcher is seriously considering taking on the The Great White Way!!!

The "actor" has been offered the starring role in Neil LaBute's play Fat Pig.

Although Kutcher has no stage experience, he is pretty, which is mandatory for this meaty role!

In Fat Pig, Ashton would play Tom, a good-looking guy who dates the sweet but heavyset Helen, but when his friends find out about the romance, they tease him mercilessly.

The play began off-Broadway five years ago starring Jeremy Piven, back in the day when he took his work seriously, but never transferred to Broadway.

LaBute is set to direct!!!

Kutcher should go for it!!!

What else does he have to do?!

Twitter?!

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30 comments to “C-Lister Ashton Kutcher Gives Regards To Broadway!!!”



  1. 1

    Like he will be any good….



  2. 2

    Bravo Ashton!!

    Perez what is your Problem with Ashton Kutcher????
    You didn't even help with his race to one million Tweeters!!

    Get your Head out of your Ass Perez!!
    You are getting Wrong a Lot the last couple of weeks!!



  3. 3

    He acts?



  4. 4

    If he comes off the pot he has to look over at trailer trash next to him…

    least she sounds like deep-throat….it turns him on in a weird way.

    Besides…he gets to party with Bruce,lol.

    he is a whole lot of talent though.lol. He'd be a fun
    dad…but she's old n cigarette addicted from birth.
    what to do? lol.



  5. 5

    i saw it on the west end with my drama course a year or so ago in london and it was quite good



  6. 6


    Perez.. what is your problem?



  7. 7

    Tbh, since he got with Demi, he aint had much work.. He was so hot as well. :(



  8. 8

    i saw this play in london with neil labute and his awesome daughter! it was really really good…that would be crazy if he got the lead part, but i can see him doing a very decent job, it'd be interesting



  9. 9

    Fat Pig? They made a play about you fatass?

  10. CMER says – reply to this


    10

    Rude little pig!!



  11. 11

    This guy still gets work?? After his Youtube rants about his neighbor I am surprised.



  12. 12

    Ashwipe is such a loser.



  13. 13

    hmmm. tough play to pull off…holyhangover



  14. 14

    Great!



  15. 15

    please he is not a c lister



  16. 16

    .
    He should take the role



  17. 17

    the wifey will help him get the part. not to worry.



  18. 18

    Don't care, he is beautiful……



  19. 19

    That's a great play. His actual personality is great for the role if he can make it translate to the stage.



  20. 20

    can he die already?
    its a problem when your ego is bigger than your career.
    hes the next p.diddy on my list of annoying celebs.



  21. 21

    GOD IS HE HOT!!!! He's one beautiful man! :) YUMMY!



  22. 22

    A-LISTER!

    SOOOO JEALOUS OF HIM PEREZ!!!!!!!

  23. merka says – reply to this


    23

    Umm.. He's soo A-list Perez! Hide your jealousy better. Dick.



  24. 24

    he is just so pretty. i wish i liked him though….



  25. 25

    C-lister? Seriously? You must be mistaken. Ashton is awesome.



  26. 26

    The only experience Kutcher has is "COUGAR HUNTIN"" He is so 5 minutes ago.



  27. 27

    Re: Bö!!!SEMICOLON!!!rte Petrarchia – why YES, he acts,,,haven't you seen "Gone With The Wind"?



  28. 28

    Re: Spindoc – you need to change your pic,,,you look as though you'd be hot, but the pic is squished hon,,,,,,

  29. Delsy says – reply to this


    29

    wasn't his last mvoie a huge hit world wide sorry perez you must of missed something



  30. 30

    I din't know he was a c-lister i knew he wasn't an a-lister I would have at least guessed b-lister