Piers Morgan Is Calling You Out, Cowell!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Wacky, Tacky & True > Simon Cowell
After the reveal of the new Burger King ad (above), featuring a scantily clad Piers Morgan, inquiring minds wanted to know: Is that really him? Or has air-brush performed it's magic?
Piers confirms that "the picture speaks for itself."
Well, that confirms nothing, really!
Then, when prompted to comment on whether or not his fellow Britain's Got Talent judge Simon Cowell would join in on the naked fun, Piers was intrigued with the idea, saying: "I think there's more chance of Simon Cowell flying to the moon in a wheelbarrow, than there is of him ever doing something like that. I'm seeing [him] at the Royal Ascot races tomorrow, so I'm going to put it to him for you."
C'mon, Simon, take off that grey baby-tee and show us the goods!
Posted: June 17, 2009 at 9:30 am
My friend Bunny Bixler thinks loincloths are so decrative,
I say drop the chalupa,
Piers.
and sit on my face.
fucking first……………..MOON………………..
Simon Cowell? So I can go blind twice?
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Eww Simon Cowell naked, who wants to see that furball?
He stated on Entertainment Tonight or Access Hollywood (can't remember which) when they had behind the scene photo shot that it isn't his body in the picture. =) They photo shopped his face on it.
Re: Long Dong Connery –
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Come on show us your numchucks!
My friend willylittlewewe says fold napkins are sexyand sit on it!
being a slut for the fast food that's killing america … oooooh
WHAT a BAD idea for an ad. GROSS. WHO WANTS to look at this? esp WHEN its about FOOD, /… come on. at least get something better. nobody wants to envision this old crap's naked body when deciding on going for BK or not. MY GOD. sick sick sick.
lol if simon did that it would be something lol
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – just for you……..♥♥♥
why is simon cowell friends with this loser?…he looks like big tub of lard…and he looks even worse with clothes on! ….ewwwwwwwww!
I'll never thought this man could be in such of great shape !
he is winding you up, the reason the ads are funny is coz its blatantly a body double, that is kind of the point
…there go my cookies. ***barf
Fortunately I don't think Simon is that big an idiot to respond to this type of idiocy.
I'd love to see Simon. If Simon does an ad, maybe I'd go to Burger King, like once.
is that a real scent? Being preggers makes me want to barf when i smell hamburgers. ugh!!!!!
PM is a good sport for doing this. Hottie.
The douche bag actually hasn't got a bad body on him. Still an idiot though
YUK and double YUK for Cowell. Eww and gross.