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Jesus Looking Pretty And Doing Nothing Else, Just How We Like Him!

Filed under: Madonna > Fashion Smashion > Love Line

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Guess Jesus Luz is taking some time to earn a few extra bucks on his own.

That or momma Madge has gotten tired of him and sent him off back to South America.

Yesterday, Madonna's boy toy modeled a creation by Colcci during the first day of the 2009-2010 Spring/Summer collections of the Sao Paulo Fashion Week in Brazil.

The show continues until June 23rd.

Hopefully we'll get to see more of Jesus on the runway and shirtless, just how we like him.

[Image via AP Images.]

58 comments to “Jesus Looking Pretty And Doing Nothing Else, Just How We Like Him!”



  1. 1

    I have always thought Jesus was a hottie! ❤ ✟ ❤



  2. 2

    i dont like his face



  3. 3

    I would love to ride that yuuuuuuuuum



  4. 4

    Neck down he looks alright.



  5. 5

    eh! hes aiight.



  6. 6

    :-)



  7. 7

    ew…he's uglyy…i hate his jawline!!!!!



  8. 8

    Hottie…but he want the money of madonna…well who not?



  9. 9

    Madge is probably sneaking to Brazil on a private jet in undisclosed locations to get bootie calls.



  10. 10

    and his face dont like me too is wire :/



  11. 11

    GROSS. MADONNA IS A DESPERATE OLD HAG. YEAH SHE'S ULTRA-RICH BUT SHE'S NO LONGER RELEVANT.

  12. bee85 says – reply to this


    12

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWw he's got GROSS nipples :(



  13. 13

    Madonna:
    The female version of Billy Joel.
    Lecherous.
    Even Jesus' looks will fade
    and then what?



  14. 14

    OH MY JESUS!!
    es MUY caliente!
    his face is like a masterpiece!
    love it.



  15. 15

    He looks gay, or a bit like a male prostitute. Disculpeme Jesus.



  16. 16

    M is flying to malawi.they make a hot hot cuple.she is the most sucessfull sex bomb.madonna and marylin of course.and he looks good.and likes her a look,and respect her and he is very call and cool.good luck.she is having good bahavior.she deserves a good time.or if dont date well she has a good friend.u rock M .u sold aut again.ur the queen



  17. 17

    I bet he has a huge uncut cock. I'd ride it all night long. Too bad he is fucking that bag o' bones Hagdonna. Big downgrade right there.



  18. 18

    he works actually perez.he works on his own.thank god.madonna never gave any money to her lover at the beggining.she is not stupid.she never was.she is smart as hell.love her and her attitude.she just doesnt care



  19. 19

    madonna please come to portugal again.we want u back.100 thousand people are read for that.and more

  20. Koala says – reply to this


    20

    What's up with his puffy nipples?



  21. 21

    Yummy!!!!



  22. 22

    he need a trainer bra



  23. 23

    Pictures of hot women scantilly clad, only please. I don't want to see some gay guy with big moobs



  24. 24

    Who the fuck names their kid Jesus LUZ?!?!?

  25. embo says – reply to this


    25

    Lady nipples!!!



  26. 26

    Re: MISTERMARK – of course she is relevant.young artists want to be like her.her tour are always sold out.she breaks all the records.she is in magazine everyday.everybody pays atention to what she says or does.the papaz follow her everywhere.of course she is relevant.if she wasnt nobody else would be



  27. 27

    Re: Caarolinee – he cant have madonna money.she doesnt give him nothing.he is working a lot.madonna doesnt pay him nothing.he is very famous in brazil before she met madonna.masdonna isthe most powerfull woman on music business.thats why she is so popular these days.



  28. 28

    naa, i don't think so, brazilian guys have a small tool,uncut and ugly.



  29. 29

    Perez..you should get help to get over your sick homo thoughts, so you can start screwing WOMEN like you were designed to do.



  30. 30

    is he mexican?



  31. 31

    ZEXY!!!!
    jESUS LUZZ….jesus me dá a sua luz!



  32. 32

    Sorry, Miss P — he's not all that. I've seen es muy hotter Latino men on the street. REAL MEN.



  33. 33

    PEREZ ! Does this mean you're "really" gay ? O-Mi-Gawd ! Poor taste in men, though.



  34. 34

    Madonna was there lol
    Hung up by Maddona was playng when he walked.

    And Caliente is spanish, in Brazil we speak portuguese, it should be Quente!



  35. 35

    wow hot



  36. 36

    Pass.this child does nothing for me.



  37. 37

    in Brazil people speak portuguese!
    it's QUENTE, not caliente! =D



  38. 38

    Caliente is Spanish, not Portuguese. Good job.



  39. 39

    Where's his gigolo shirt - the one that says he'll scr*w old ladies…no age limit!
    lol…did they pull him out of Brazil? lol.

  40. AMO says – reply to this


    40

    Of course he's going to model at the Brazilian fashion show. You're an idiot! Where's his Kabbalah bracelet though?



  41. 41

    his face is not that attractive….ew

  42. MP says – reply to this


    42

    I don't it. He's not that good looking.



  43. 43

    C'mon Perez, caliente is not portuguese..what a shame

  44. lbear says – reply to this


    44

    I don't see much difference between his pecs and Mickey O'Rourkes!

  45. fiera says – reply to this


    45

    I want a threesome with him and Crissy Ronaldo NOW!!!!



  46. 46

    he looks like elijah wood. not hot.



  47. 47

    He is a good looking man. Kinda like the outfit too!



  48. 48

    i could love this jesus



  49. 49

    Ewww



  50. 50

    I honestly really dislike the face.



  51. 51

    Don't see the fuss. There are hundreds of guys like him on the street in every major city. Does not look like the sharpest tool in the box



  52. 52

    That man is gorgeous!



  53. 53

    He was actually walking up and down the run away with Gisele at the sound of Madonna. U can see that at uol. com. br videos…. they're hot!!

  54. ARRGH says – reply to this


    54

    i wish you would know that in Brazil people actually speak PORTUGUESE…("caliente" is Spanish for those who don't know…). stop being so ignorant and go find an English-Portuguese dictionary man !



  55. 55

    Here in Brazil in every street there is a Jesus Light Normal



  56. 56

    MADONNA ROCKS!



  57. 57

    WOOF!!!



  58. 58

    CALIENTE is not how you say hot in portuguese..