Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Kelis has filed financial records with the court in order to get support and baby expenses from estranged husband Nas. And it's clear that that the singer is desperately in need…
Of a reality check!!!!!!!!
From November 2008 to to April 2009, her average monthly income was $21,616 - yet her expenses total to $80,831 a month.
Does she know that the economy is in the shitter?!
The reason her income is low is because she hasn't toured in a year and most of her income comes from her concerts.
Kelis says she spends $14,861 on her mortgage. Then $3,500 on her nanny and $15,000 a month on entertainment, gifts and vacations.
If she isn't on tour, why does she need a nanny?!
And, honey, CUT BACK on the entertaining, gifts and vacations.
Don't get whack!
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