Nick Lachey Lives Under A Rock
Filed under: Nick Lachey > Susan Boyle
Really, Nick Lachey? We know your life is not that interesting. You should have the time to turn on a TV or hop on Youtube!
Apparently, former Mr. Jessica Simpson has no idea who Susan Boyle is.
Yeah! The woman has become more popular in the last 3 months than he has been in the last 3 years…or EVER!
When asked about the Scottish sensation, Nick admitted he never "heard her sing", but his charity case girlfriend, Vanessa Minnillo, clarified and explained that they "never heard of her."
When they were clued in on SuBo's sucess and amazing voice, Lashiz's brillant reply was: "Then we would probably buy her album!"
Hey, it's not a tit-for-tat situation. SuBo ain't going to buy one of your crappy albums if you buy one of hers.
But if it makes you feel any better, we're positive SuBo has never heard of you either.
Who's ego is more bruised?
[Image via WENN.]
This is posted because why?
He's PORN BEEFCAKE that should have been forgotten a looooooooooong time ago. Nothing more than Porn BEEFCAKE. GAY PORN.
That is good for him. That means he does more then watch crappy tv and the internet. What is the point!!
who really cares. They werent overly rude. Unlike that megan fox bitch is, all the time which you refuse to acknowledge because shes ´hawt´. Life is easy bein ignorant hey.
Sounds like YOUR ego is bruised. Bitter betty.
I guess he is your neighbor. Only difference is your rock is a whole lot bigger.
Mario, stop posting on useless information!
who gives a shit! I sure don't. I honestly don't care who that lady is. at all.
Good grief, I'm sure there are a lot of people who haven't heard of her and who really don't care to hear about her.
That's good. Actually mostly people out in the really world don't know who the fuck she is, they don't know who the fuck gaga is, and they most certainly don't know who perez hilton is.
Fall back down to earth mario.
lol gosh perez why are youuuuu so mad?
Perez, I think your ego is bruised because you mention her on this site all the time and this probably means that Nick doesnt visit this site!
I wouldn't know who the british nobody is either if it wasnt for this blog
good for him…..she's a one hit wonder anyway
i'm so over her
so? maybe he can find better things to do with his time then sit in front of the computer or the tv???? or maybe he doesnt watch silly reality things? or maybe he just stays away from your site?
i wouldn't know who she is either if i don't read this blog.
stupid perez.
Perez… i get your schtick and everything. I've been a follower for a couple years now. But your beginning to just be a prick for no reason. Lighten up. If you need to attack someone at least let them do something worthy for it. If Nick & Ness up there were famewhoring left and right (instead of trying to just go… ON) you'd throw them under the bus too. Seriously.
stop talking about susan boyle…i can't believe she has all this hype and paul potts didn't.
just to clarify shittin_condoms your a prick baybeeeeeeeeee
Hey, I don't live under a rock, but have no idea who Susan Boyle is other than from all the hype she has received in the last few months. Sorry, but we all have our own lives to live. Not that I don't think Nick and Sugar-honey is D-list, but who cares!!??!! I'm all about GAY PRIDE PARADE IN SAN DIEGO ON JULY 18, 2009.
This is one of the funniest posts I have ever seen!!
At least it's not like when you didn't know who Disturbed was.
Um. Don't you mean "whose"? Gahh.
Susan Boyle is an asshole- just sayin'
I'm so sick and tired of hearing about and seeing SUBO! I don't get the fascination with her… she grosses me out.
so, what they are saying, that after she left whatever gossip show she was on, they stopped watching it, if they ever did. AND they don't live their life by the internet gossip sites or tv gossip crap like ET, or the insider or Eonline or any of the morning shows. So, if someone does not watch idiot shows that do not increase your intelligence one bit, it makes you a loser? You know Mario, some people, get by without any thoughts at all about hollywood and fashion, and they live a perfectly fine life. Unbelievable, but true. they make it through a whole day without hearing anything about paris, pattinson or any of the rest.
Can't figure you out Perez. Is SueBo a good or bad singer? It seems you change your opinion from time to time.
I think we're the real losers for knowing who is Susan Boyle!!!
omg, i was the first one
Susan who? I fail to see the big deal about Susan. She's not worth Nick's little toe.
Perez, what the hell? Why does it take so long for the posts to show up?
hey Perez back up off my sexy Nick Lachey.. He is so fine he can do no wrong in my book..And he was never Mr Jessica Simpson!
i love nick lachey– such a nice guy. don't understand why you're ripping on him.
she has always bothered me.
WHO FUCKING CARES. This was a stupid post.
why are they getting media again?
Who the fuck cares… if it weren't for you I wouldn't know who the fuck she is either. I used to love your website but really lately you're stories have been about the most irrelevant bullshit ever.
You're just jealous because Nick is both hot and talented. Both of which you are most definitely not.
Oh, and just because not everyone does not waste their time on the net or TV, does not make them lame. Good for them.
Perez, Boyle is a fucking youtube craze I am willing to bet the Nick Lachey has made a little more cash off of whatever little talent he has than that scottish mutant Susan Boyle has on her sob story. Besides he gets to bang Vanessa and Susan Boyle still has to wake up and look at her ugly fucking face everyday.
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Wha are you surprised about Mario? Isn't Nick use to dating clueless women?
I have no idea who some of the "celebrities" are that you write about. Not everyone spends their whole life watching crappy reality TV or sitting in front of their computers. The media makes stars out of people who don't deserve to be, z-listers like yourself are famewhores who use every opportunity to promote themselves. America has become a cultural wasteland because of what passes as entertainment these days.
I MET NICK AND HE'S THE HOTTEST PEICE OF ASS I EVER SAW! I SAW HIM ON A HOT DAY AND STILL REMEMBER THE SMELL OF HIS SWEAT! I DON'T THINK MY DICK HAS EVER BEEN HARDER THAN THAT DAY.
Wow, are you actually mad at them for not knowing a person. Half Susan Boyles he hype just came from her looking like frumpy grandma.
I think this is hilarious! He's supposedly in the business and she's an entertainment reporter??? Way to keep current!
Re: old men are gross –
It's not hilarious, Susan Boyle isn't that important to the music industry over here. And if she's so good, why didn't she win the competition she was in? Just like Perez was going on posting about Jane Goody, nobody really covered her in in the states either. What's hilarious is how this guy can talk so much crap about Lachey being a loser, but guess what: he's still in the business, still getting press, and making money.
ok i have no idea who that is either… i have heard her name mentioned but i've never cared enough to look into it
Well, I know "who" she is because her face is freakin' everywhere… but I've never heard her sing…. Never really wanted to…
I would say that MOST people dont know who she is.
They haven't heard of her cuz their cable got turned off. Jessica's $$$ just ran out.
oh please. i only heard her once. through here. shes not even that great.
Not married yet? Tick tock.
a little harsh yikes
What's the big deal? This is stupid.