Priest Looks Like A Lady!!!!

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If the church ever wants to point fingers again, they should start in their own backyard.

Meet Father Anthony, a proud practicing Catholic priest from Columbus, Ohio, who moonlights as Big Mama Capretta.

That's right, a DRAG QUEEN! A priest is a drag queen. It doesn't get any better than that.

Oh, wait, yes it does!

Big Mama is a big hit, with a single currently #25 on the U.S. Billboard Club Play dance chart! And she recently just auditioned on America's Got Talent! Move over Susan Boyle, America has got a bigger freak to love!

In honor of Gay Pride Month, Big Mama revealed her dual identity to prove that in these times, anything is possible.

She says, "It's Big Mama y'all! And, I am no longer afraid to come out of the closet as a gay Catholic Priest! Thank you everyone for buying, playing and charting 'Big Mama's House.' I am living proof that a person can do anything they set their mind to. We have to love and enjoy ourselves in this world. And, I am enjoying my life being who I am and who God intended me to be! Now, let's DANCE y'all!"

AMEN!

You MUST check out her video for her hit Big Mama's House HERE!

    Posted: Jun 18, 2009 at 4:30 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      Ummmm, OK. That's pretty strange!



    2. 2

      well at least there are no little boys in the picture… guess your vows are fucked now, huh buddy!



    3. 3

      Susan isnt a freak…



    4. 4

      So when does the catholic church begin to shun him?



    5. 5

      I DONT GAT ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PEREZZZ,,,,,IS DIS A PRIEST?OMG,,,THE END TIMES AINT FAR AWAY

    6. ck89 says – reply to this


      6

      This makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. His life is like one big contradiction. Not that I have anything against gays, but… does he KNOW what the Catholic Church teaches? lol…. because he's obviously very confused.



    7. 7

      WOW
      that is just odd.

    8. LDD says – reply to this


      8

      LOL… omg.. I am a Catholic.. and PROUD of it!!!!!!.. And I think this is great!!! However, I hope he doesn't shove it in everyones face!! I am all for people being who they are as long as they don't expect everyone to accept them and if they don't call out discrimination!!! God Loves everyone, even those who don't believe, because we are all God's children!!!! I LOVE GOD!!!! XOXOX



    9. 9

      wow the catholics are corrupt just anybody else
      good for him



    10. 10

      This is sooooo disgusting!
      He is fugly as hell.



    11. 11

      very refreshing to see something like that. I'm anti-religion but I'd be much more inclined to respect someone like him, cause he's obviously open-minded.



    12. 12

      ok thats fucking AWESOME



    13. 13

      I was raised Catholic. Real Catholic, Catholic school, my aunt working in the school, friends and family priests and nuns. I remember one priest who always wore a cassock (long robe like thingee) and never slacks. He also swished and carried a purse. And also, all the priests at the neighboring church were gay. So I guess, gay priests are nothing new. (I am 56 years old)



    14. 14

      I love him already =)



    15. 15

      I'd still be going to church if this was my priest. That said I give it 2 weeks before the arch diocese moves against him and he becomes Episcopalian.



    16. 16

      He's not a Catholic… he's part of an offshoot splinter group not in communion with the Roman Catholic Church…



    17. 17

      Are you gonna out the POPE now, asswipe???



    18. 18

      Re: ck89 I was thinking the same thing. And if he IS an ordained priest - he can't be gay period. He can't be hetero. Except that HE IS NOT AN ORDAINED PRIEST OF THE CHURCH. They are to be celebrate and deny all sexual feelings. Look at that famous Mexican (?) priest who changed religions to get married. Aside from the fact that his personal site referenced is out of the UK (hardly Ohio) - sounds like a great big LIE that he's actually a priest. Publicity, but maybe Perez ghost writers should do some fact checking. He's never EVER been ordained. It's EXACTLY articles like these, that set the movements back - people tout this as great, believe it as fact when others know better. It gives detractors ammo - not the gay community.



    19. 19

      kudos to him. the songs awesome



    20. 20

      He looks just like a priest I knew when I was just a little girl. His name was Father Phil McCracken……



    21. 21

      wow haha rock on!!!!



    22. 22

      LDD… Amen to that!



    23. 23

      Re: imsoregistered

      lighten up francis



    24. 24

      I don't think he will be a Catholic Priest too much longer…..not after the Vatican gets ahold of this….



    25. 25

      Don't think he'll be a Catholic PRIEST for much longer. That's hardly being "Holy" running around in High Heels and Phony Push-Up BRA !

      Secondly, why do Fat, Middle-aged Drag Queens always exaggerate everything. I've seen REAL FAT MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN WHO DRESS LIKE THAT, and don't say "don't touch my ass, bitch!" I don't get the tired humor.

      Middle-age isn't funny.



    26. 26

      Weird…www.missperfectblonde.com



    27. 27

      He looks like gaga



    28. 28

      i'm not one to judge but… aren't you guys scared to go to hell for talking all this smack!? dang… this is so fake!



    29. 29

      You do realize that it doesn't matter if a Catholic priest is gay or straight, right? No matter what, they have to stay celibate, so their orientation doesn't and shouldn't matter. As long as he obeys his ordination, who cares?



    30. 30

      Oh, I'd like to correct those who say he can't be gay and a priest. Not true. Gay or straight, both OK by Roman Catholic Church rules. They must, however, be CELIBATE. In other words…gay but don't act on it.

      Trust me, I wouldn't lie to you



    31. 31

      Re: ck89 – The Catholic Church teaches no pre-marital sex. Period. Everyone forget this. To the Church gay sex and non-married hetero sex are one and the same. They don't care if you're gay and abstain from sex, ergo you can be an openly gay Catholic (celibate) priest. Who you are attracted to has nothing to do with how God feels about you. God loves you just as you are. Now, if he is an openly gay, doinking around Catholic priest he will get the boot just like the straight Catholic priest in Florida who had sex with a female parishoner.

      It has to do with the idea that marriage is a sacrament to protect children. When the Bible was conceived only hetero couples could have children. IF a legalistic Pope came in who would work with the spirit of the "law" MAYBE the church would marry gays for the benefit of children…who knows.



    32. 32

      another catholic supporter. and he's a priest, which means he just has to be celibate, not that he can't be gay. just like a straight priest has to control himself, really. i think this is amazing, and i wish him all the best. and to put it a step further, growing up and going to catholic school, we were taught the only sin homosexuals committed was that of fornication, but since they can't get married there's not much option. i hope one day my church will accept and perform gay marriages so that homosexuals can live in love and without sin! :D



    33. 33

      He should pick a different religion! I don't know how the church will accept this!! It goes against everything he is supposed to believe as a catholic priest. Aren't they not supposed to be celebate and not have sexual thoughts?
      And for the record… I think he has a dick, that would make him a he not a she… How annoying. Gay is great, but if you're a man, be a man.. If you're a female, be a female!

    34. Aries says – reply to this


      34

      WOW. America gets more and more SAD every minute.



    35. 35

      I love it,too bad Pope,your little organization is falling apart,damage control damage control



    36. 36

      Again with the boring.



    37. 37

      i think that this is great…it proves what ive known all along…god loves all his children, no matter what! NOONE is perfect, and we should all be more accepting of everyone, and have the unconditional love for others that God has for us. well at least the God that i worship is like that. and that is the message that the bible has lead me to, that if we love, we will be loved! im not trying to preach or convert anyone to christianity, its just how i feel…i respect all religions that are based on love and good values and integrity!! sooooo basically, I LOVE U ALL!!! lol



    38. 38

      Glambert looks much better in drag!



    39. 39

      Re: sophia – Exactly! People always think that Catholics are anti-gay. We're worse! We're anti-sex! :)

      I kid…I kid. No we are anti-premarital sex. Sex is for the purpose of children, according to the Church (not for fun) ergo I can't see them changing policy for a long, long while. I can pray tho.

      I do pray for the day that gays can marry in my Church. Won't happen under Benedict tho.



    40. 40

      I may be a pervert, but I will not mock G-d. When you step over that line you step into some deep shizzzzz. He will not me mocked.



    41. 41

      Most of you are incorrect. How can a priest have a sexual orientation if he isn't supposed to have sex in the first place? Whether or not he's gay, he isn't supposed to have sex, therefore would be shunned by the church on grounds that he is breaking his vows of celibacy. That is, of course, only if he's having sex….which…makes me wonder how he even knows what his sexual orientation is. He shouldn't be a priest on the basis of breaking his vows. He is looking for publicity and hopefully the church will outcast him for it. Just because he has no integrity or respect for his institution doesn't mean he has the drag down the entire establishment. Just like the church shouldn't bring down the gay community. Stick with your own shit and leave the other alone.

      Also, I find it very funny how people claim that God loves everyone or these people or those people. You have no IDEA what you're talking about! God is so beyond comprehension that your feeble assumptions about Him are pathetic. Talk about something you know, fools.



    42. 42

      Usually I say to each his own, but this guy needs to make up his mind, does he want to be a priest or a pop star or a drag queen or what? He seems like a total nutjob.



    43. 43

      Re: djtart Given the posts here that show support - even when he is NOT an ordained minister, and given that the posters here are sooooo pro-gay rights - it'd be smarter to be educated on the issue rather than tell those who know better to "lighten up". Maybe we should say that to gays seeking marriage too. Just "lighten up".

    44. AMO says – reply to this


      44

      I'm Catholic and have no problem with this. I'm glad he feels comfortable being himself; he seems happy now. We had a Priest at our church that was in the closet and a bitter person b/c of it. Although he was loved in our parrish. We found out once he was transferred, but he still hid it his entire life; he's now deceased from cancer, but apparently never at peace b/c he had to hide one of the main things that made him happy. I don't get it. I don't have to hide me being hetero; why do gays need to hide what they are? It's 2009 people!



    45. 45

      Lol. I admit that I'm shocked, but he just looks so happy. And for that I'm happy for him.



    46. 46

      i'm sure there would have to be some kind of copyright on the name "big mumma's house"
      o well, good for him.
      at least he knows what he wants to do.



    47. 47

      That is WONDERFUL!!!



    48. 48

      From "Father Anthony Capretta's " website www.communityofcharity.org :

      "The following parishes possess valid Old Catholic lines of apostolic succession and maintain legitimate active ministries within the State of Ohio. Parishes are not affiliated with the Roman Catholic Church." He is not a Catholic Priest, which makes this post very misleading.



    49. 49

      i love it!!! thanks perez!



    50. 50

      LOVE LOVE LOVE IT
      xxxxxxx



    51. 51

      Does it say anywhere in the bible that men can't dress like women????



    52. 52

      Uhhm. Ok, Perez…Susan isn't a freak.
      Uncool man.



    53. 53

      Re: sophia – totally agree, you're lovely, he's lovely.
      xxx



    54. 54

      ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Loves him/her



    55. 55

      I love it!! She makes me love Ohio!!!



    56. 56

      This is not my church. This is the catholic church.



    57. 57

      Re: Pervert – lol

    58. gonzo says – reply to this


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      check out the rest of the pictures on myspace.com/gonzofoto



    59. 59

      WOOOHHOO
      BIG UPS TO HIM XD



    60. 60

      Re: SaucyWench – UMM, no, priest can have sex thats why most of them are married and have kids that would be monks that can't have sex.



    61. 61

      .
      I'm curious .. won't someone up the ladder in the Catholic hierarchy
      slap this guy down?
      Can't believe they won't de-frock him .. wow, it's too good to be true if they don't!!



    62. 62

      No i'm sorry I'm Irish Catholic and i'm al down 4 gays and lesbians but this is just wrong wrong wrong!!!!! He's a fckin priest!! Get her orders straight either ur a cross dresser or your a priest!! preaching God!!! I wudn be comfortable avin a singin cross dresser as a priest!!!



    63. 63

      Re: imsoregistered – "Celebrate"? Are you serious?

      What church? I live in Columbus Ohio. I want to go to his church!



    64. 64

      too bad there aren't any priests like that in my town
      i might actually go to church then :P



    65. 65

      um, he's not going to be a priest for much longer



    66. 66

      .
      .
      we cant judge catholicism based on the crazyness of a priest
      .
      . come on! they´re just human beings



    67. 67

      It's called comedy. I don't think you'd consider Milton Berle a drag queen.



    68. 68

      yo go big mama!



    69. 69

      Praise the Lord and pass the poppers!



    70. 70

      He is not Catholic. At least not with the Roman catholic church. Funny, but really misleading. I have no problem with you posting something like this but at least make sure you have the the facts straight. He is not and has never been ordained a priest. He is a member of a sect that likes to say they are priest. I think he is much better as a drag queen. lol



    71. 71

      Wow! I'm totally surprised at a majority of the comments. Does do not judge include applauding behavior or just criticizing? (this is a honest question)



    72. 72

      Re: LULUESTMIGNON Um, no, you are thinking Christians and Reverends. PRIESTS and NUNS wear wedding rings to God and are celibate.



    73. 73

      Re: jaime-lee Actually, yes.



    74. 74

      Re: xphile_1002 Wow, you got me on a typo! Congrats - your purpose in life is fulfilled! He's not part of the Catholic church, but you'll believe anything eh?



    75. 75

      Yeah I do think God makes people gay, but I really don't think He was creating this man's soul and thought 'Oh and I'm totally making him a drag queen!" B.S. Drag Queens are fine & dandy but I do not think people are born to be drag queens. WTF ever.

      This guy is going to be excommunicated. Why be a Catholic priest if you want to be a gay drag queen? I mean, what the hell is wrong with this guy? Be gay…but if you are, sorry but you're NOT cut out of the cloth. Deal.



    76. 76

      Re: LULUESTMIGNON – Get your facts straight, friend. In the Catholic Church (That is, the Roman Catholic Church, of which it is questionable that this person is actually a priest), a priest must remain celibate for his entire life. He may not marry and certainly may not father children. Perhaps you are thinking of Episcopalians, who have many of the same beliefs as Catholics but different rules.



    77. 77

      i am catholic and its horrible how you preach for tolerance for gays but then bash and discriminate against catholics…obviously he is breaking his vows he made to the catholic church and though i am for gay rights he is sinning and is probably not going to be a priest in the catholic church much longer



    78. 78

      Re: Snuggies keep me snug and happy – it actually does matter cuz the catholic church is extremely against homosexuality and it is considered a sin to be gay; therefore, he would be breaking his vows if he was in fact gay..as wrong as that may seem its how it is



    79. 79

      No big surprise there. Back in the late 60's my mom use to tend bar at a gay bar in Charleston, SC where she became friends with a Barbara Streisand Impersonator. He was also a priest who christened my sister! AWESOME Happy Pride Month



    80. 80

      PLEASE, SHUT THE FUCK UP, PERVEZ CAUSE YOU KNOW NOTHING. THAT GUY IS NOT A REAL PRIST AND IF HE WAS, DON'T WORRY. THE CHURCH WILL EXCOMMUNICATE HIS ASS VERY SOON..



    81. 81

      Congratulations Big Mama Capretta! You are our new star! At least, until Perez posts pictures of you barebacking! ha ha ha



    82. 82

      Just because he is openly gay does not necessarily mean that he is having sex and breaking his vows. I am very glad to see more people in religious positions taking a stand and saying it's okay to be gay.



    83. 83

      Re: SaucyWench – Did you not know whether you were attracted to males or females before you had sex? Personally, I had crushes on boys from the time I was about 6 years old. I had no concept of hetero or homosexuality at that time, but I just knew I liked boys. I didn't have sex until I was 18, but I still knew I liked guys. My best friend is gay, and he said he remembers being 5 or 6 and liking boys even then. He has never been attracted to girls. Ever. By your reasoning, I would have to have sex with a girl to know that I wasn't a lesbian. And as much as I respect lesbians, that ain't happening, because I am not attracted to women.



    84. 84

      This is a joke, right?



    85. 85

      Re: imsoregistered – your posts have been much more calm and fact-based lately. i am impressed. and im not being sarcastic.



    86. 86

      Too many people getting too far out of reach over sex.
      LIFE IS NOT ABOUT SEX.
      SEX is for PROCREATING.
      Sex is a wonderful thing for us, but it is definately abused!
      WILLPOWER, PEOPLE!
      ALL sex is not ok, such as adult/child….or will that be the next "discrimination" argument? Will there be a pedophile online slamming other pedophiles like Perez slams gays? Their way or no way??
      MAD, SAD WORLD.
      Sodom and Gomorrah.



    87. 87

      He is a disgusting, sick, perverted individual. If someone is truly attracted to members of their own sex the only decent option for them is to become celibate because gay sex is always adultery and an abomination and sinful. This freak became a priest and I hope to God that he is honoring his vow of chastity and that he is not having disgusting sexual relations with other men or molesting young boys. It's no surprise that most Catholic priests are gays and most nuns are lesbians. But this priest dressing up in drag is disgusting and it is a horrible way for a priest to lead his following. I hope this priest's bishop gets him the psychiatric care he obviously needs.



    88. 88

      Holy crap. No pun intended.



    89. 89

      uhh weird



    90. 90

      maybe she'll be preforming at Columbus Pride this weekend… I could only hope. It is this weekend, Downtown Columbus at Goodale Park. Apparently a headliner this year is Kat DeLuna. Pride rally on the statehouse lawn and a pride parade which starts from the statehouse lawn also go down.



    91. 91

      making a mockery of my Church, he should be hung ha. He looks gross a woman anyway.



    92. 92

      He's not a Catholic Priest - he is a member of the United Reform Catholic Church - they don't answer to the Pope - he is a fake pretend priest



    93. 93

      Gross and disrespectful to the church. He/she needs to find a new vocation.

    94. gonzo says – reply to this


      94

      so, check out more pics at www.myspace.com/gonzofoto



    95. 95

      Too bad he's going to burn in hell just like the priests that touch little boys!!



    96. 96

      This tired old queen was a gay recording artist in the 80's. He released several records under the name Vincent Capretta, and they were all awful He couldn't sing then and he still can't sing. He perfomed live at a gay nightclub I used to work in and he was truly awful on stage. His daddy had a lot of money to get his records made.



    97. 97

      Vincent Capretta
      Profile: Vincent Capretta, also known as Father Anthony Capretta, is best known for his Hi-NRG/Euro beat dance tracks & videos during the late 80's and early 90's; his #1 Playboy channel Hot Rocks music video "Puerto Rican Sex" (1994) and his homoerotic "Stormy Weather" (1996). Openly gay and appearing in drag, Vincent covered two Gloria Gaynor disco classics, "I Will Survive" and "I Am What I Am" for a 2008 release.

      He currently serves as pastor of the Community of Charity Reform Catholic Church in Columbus, OH.



    98. 98

      This man cannot be a validly ordained Priest of the CATHOLIC CHURCH in America. I know you have some strange ideas; this is even too strange for the Church in America.



    99. 99

      The Catholic church does not condemn homosexual priests, it's actually allowed, as long as they are not practising. The same rule applies for straight priests; sex must be abstained from.



    100. 100

      all Catholic priests are gay, right?

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