Director Michael Bay Quits Transformers!!!!
Filed under: Film Flickers
Michael Bay is done with making big blockbusters!!!! For now.
"After the three and a half years I've spent making these movies, I feel like I've had enough of the Transformers world," says the Revenge of the Fallen director. "I need to do something totally divergent, something without any explosions."
Straight males aged 12-45 may never see a movie again!!!!!!
"It's easy to go shoot an art movie in a winery in the South of France. But people have no idea how hard it is to create something like Transformers. They (the critics) review me before they've even seen the movie," explains the big baby filmmaker, whose salary for the first of the action franchise totaled $80 million.
What's next for Bay?!
Maybe he'll finally pursue that career in dramatic liturgy!!!!!!!
Probably too easy!!!
I don't blame him. I saw the trailer for the new Transformer movie the other day, and that was enough for me.
I bid this guy for a TV job many years ago. What an ego
Which transformer transforms into a dildo? I think her name was slutbot.
Tha guy looks like he's gonna suck off that robot till it drips motor oil.
I heard he might make the GHOSTGIRL movie? Is that happening???!!
FIRST!!!
he didnt quit…he said he wants to take a break before he starts a third movie, he has been saying this for months….check your facts!
Michael Bay:
No Mike Nichols or Woody Allen.
More Merchant Ivory
without
sophistication or
breathtaking panoramas.
I dont care what he does as long as Shia LaBeouf is in it because he is HOT!!
Dramatic liturgy??? Perez, don't use words if you don't know what the fuck they mean, it makes you look super ignorant, which of course, you are. Liturgy: the form and arrangement of public worship as dictated by an organized religion.
His only good movies were The Island and The Rock.
Re: LilLady – agree!!!
maybe Spielberg can continue doing more Transformers while Bay takes a vacation
Can he just STOP making movies all together? Because I blame him for the onslaught of horrific remakes. He started the trend with the TCM remake with vagina-cat-faced Jessica Biel. I HATE MICHAEL BAY.
He's taking a break not quitting. There's already a release date for the third transformers. It's 2012. Someone posted that the release date would be 2011 but Michael didn't want that cause he would have to go to work right away.
Re: LilLady –
IAWTC! Shia
twilight twilight twilight twilight!!!!!!!!!!! there aren't THAT many explosions in the third or fourth. :]
But no one knows the real reason why he quit.
He quit because of stupid Megan FUCKING Fox.
That bitch was probably driving him up a fucking wall!
He only hired her because she was quote on quote "hot", and no he's sick of her stupid I'm better then everyone attitude.
She's a goddamn moron!!
I don't blame the guy for quitting. If I had 80 milliom Dollars I'd quit to. Maybe next year someone else will want to pay him another couple of million dollars. He for dam sure has a better job than I have.
Whatever he does…..I'm sure it'll be CRAPTASTIC!!
He's nothing if not consistent.
BUT michael, all you know how to do is make "explosions" cool I am so sorry we don't get to see more stuff destroyed…….I'll bet when he was a kid he tore up all his toys.
Nah dude …you need to make BAD BOYS 3 then retire…
This means I'll have to find a new drinking game. Then again playing with his movies was never safe. Taking a drink after every explosion means I was already wasted by the time the intro credits were finished.
This man is Hawt! Where did he come from? Why haven't I seen him before?…and Why isn't he in the movie! LOL…but really!
One of my favorite movies and
the only movie that I was at the store to
purchase the morning it came out…
the only movie that I saw a different
times with several different family members.lols.
see Ya - going to Google images!lol
I agree look at those movies! They look hard to make so much is going on! CANT WAIT TO SEE ROTF!
I wouldn't want to direct a piece of shit that Megan Fox OR Shia (NO TALENT) "Stars in!" GET A HAIR CUT BRILLO HEAD!!!!!