Saint Angelina's Bad Luck
Filed under: Exclusives! > Angelina Jolie > Anderson Cooper > Hillary Clinton
If you are a celebrity or public figure, we recommend staying away from the nation's capitol for awhile. Bad shiz is going down over there, and celebs are getting screwed left and right!
This weekend marks the date of World Refugee Day, and in honor of the occasion, several events have been planned for the high-profiled names helping the cause. One such event was planned for Thursday, and as a source explains, a bit of bad luck clouded the festivities.
Among the noted guests were Hillary Clinton, Anderson Cooper, and Angelina Jolie.
Well, as we mentioned, poor Hillary slipped and broke her arm, so that took her out of the event. Then, Anderson Cooper's plane was struck by LIGHTING! Geez, what kind of sign from God is that? Anderson is a deets journalist.
And speaking of journalists and perhaps the worst bit of luck, with all the other guests injury or fried by lighting, poor Angelina Jolie was forced to spend the evening with Ann Curry!
Terrible!
Someone should start a support group for poor Angie!
But besides celebrities getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop, the event was a great way to sponsor a great cause. If you'd like to get involved, please go HERE and join the cause group on Facebook. For every person who registers, Microsoft will donate $1 to the cause.
[Image via WENN.]
Perez is a fucking idiot! He got spurned and is now retaliating. What a jerk!
I hope people leaves this site.
Perez, you're coming off as a jealous child.
Also, lots of planes are struck by lightning each day. Nothing bad happens. Planes are made for that.
FAKE BITCH
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I HATE HER
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Oh yea i can't wait to see Ann's crazy eyes flickering back and forth all the while looking like she is going to either cry or jump into the lap of the poor soul she is interviewing…. No thanks!
MAYBE SHE IS CRYING CUZ SHE FUCKED THINGS UP WITH BRAD
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OR MAYBE CUZ SHE IS A MAN STEALER AND SHE IS GOING TO HELL
Maybe she's crying because she is supposed to be in her 30s and she looks like my grandma?
"What comes around goes around."
OR as you Libs call it: Karma
Remember that Perez.
How dare you even type this skeeve's name and Anderson Cooper's name in the same sentance.
I have no idea what happened with Ann Curry and WHY Perez would pick on her out of all people but I can only think she must of not AGREED about gay marriage, is friends with Carrie Prejean, maybe put fat, bitter ass PErez in his place or maybe she didnt want to interview him. That's all I can think of..
Re: SofieRose – LMAO
fuck you gaybo
Re: topper – I agree with you. Everything happens for reason!
Anderson Cooper is totally fine. I've just checked his blog, and the only thing he writes is : "Mid air a lightning flash lit up the plane. The plane was diverted back to NY". And he keeps joking. So I guess everyone on board is absolutely fine.
Re: SexyScorpio..NYC.. – Right! My very first thought after reading this was "what the heck did Ann Curry do that pissed him off". He is such a catty bitch.
I love how you never like anyone respectable Piggy. Love Angelina, hate Ann Curry and Anderson Cooper. Must be fun in your dellusion filled head.
I imagine it's awfully lonely at night too loser.
What's wrong with Ann Curry?
i love this picture of her.
stunning.
What do you mean "what kind of sign is that from God?" Perez just shut up. And what's up with the "Why God?!" on Angelina. I'm sick of you making a mockery out of us Perez.
I am LMAO….they are getting exactly what they deserve.
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thought sluttervangilina was going away for good…..too bad..hahaha
Is that why she's crying?
poor ann curry, she had to spend the evening with jolie. bleh.
Re: perez is a fat douche – it's true. actually, my plane to d.c. was struck my lightning. the pilot said that's never happened before to him, but planes are perfectly equipped for such incidents.
She is a fake ass batch. She looks like she is fuck*ng 65, even Cher looks younger than her.
Her and Brad swear they are the fuck*ng sh*t… Jennifer Anniston is having her fun while Grandma and Grandpa try to "save" this helpless world
do you mean lightening?!?!
um….ann curry is FINE - what the fuck is your problem??
Poor Ann Curry… Angelina Whore is nothing but bad luck herself… apparently she lose interest in kids and in Brad, she needs to stop with the stupidity and be a real person!
Re: mw – Actually, I think he means lightning.
Uhhh….what's wrong with Ann Curry?
Re: TheRealNyBitch – Actually, as soon as I typed that, I had some random vision of all the lights in the cabin coming on full blast, and blinding all the passengers.
"Oh noes - it's LIGHTING!!!"
OMG A CELEBRITY DOESN'T TOTALLY GET HER WAY!!! HOW WILL THE WOLRD GO ON? BULLSHIT, AND I LIKE ANN CURRY. SOME PEOPLE NEED TO GET OUT OF LA FOR A SECOND AND SEE WHAT THE REAL WOLRD IS LIKE
Re: paula tallarico – Plz, everyone in Hollywood is going to Hell
I do no like Angelina Jolie (I do not like women, who sleep with their mother's boyfriend, and French-kiss their own brothers), but I respect her for trying to do something good with her fame and money.I do not like Angelina Jolie (I do not like women, who sleep with their mothers’ boyfriends, and French-kiss their own brothers), but I respect her for trying to do something good with her fame and money.
Still . . . Perez, stop calling her Santa Angelina. She is far from being “Santa.”
Re: Perezwho - hahaha i know !
Angelina is horrible!
What's behind this anti-Ann Curry schtick? Probably nothing. It's just that this particular perezhilton.com ghostwriter (whose scrawling looks NOTHING like Mario's) can't come up with a semi-clever spin on this story.
Yawn!!!
p.s., Ann Curry ROCKS!
whats wrong with ann curry???
who is Ann Curry and why should i care?
perez, u dumb ho. are you confusing ann curry with anne coulter?
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.. You are all haters..so sad!
Perez,
Angelina CHOSE Ann Curry as Ann has went to refugee camps herself. Ann was the perfect person for the interview.
Boobaby…I think you figured it out! Perez is an idiot….he doesn't know the difference between Ann CURRY and Ann COULTER!
love angelina. she is truly a good hearted person and understands the beauty of life and what the world is about. her stories of refugees and of children living in those conditions are moving and she has experienced a LOT. great woman.
blood vile? WHO CARES. thats who she is. she is an intense person. its good that she focused her intensity on a great cause like adoption.
Re: blueboy – The ghostwriter is Perez's mother. She's racist, and passed that lovely trait down to her son.
i hope she catches Bran and Jenn in the act
She might be crying over something else. I seen that interview and her tears were about Brad. Brad might have a new woman already or he might be tapping Jen ass again. Angie know now that Brad is a two timing dog.
Re: paula tallarico – She is crying over Brad. She know's he is out fucking around on her already and it was reported by the Tabs that he was seen entering and leaving the same hotel Jen was at. All of a sudden Jen is all happy and giddy again.
You all hating on Perez for no reasons. Didn't Ann make Brad Pitt uncomfortable in an interview about a month ago or so?
Re: perez is a fat douche – shut the hell up, Perez is not a racist.
Re: perezwho – lol
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Angie is a REPUBLICAN RETARD!!! I SAW HER SAY IT IN AN INTERVIEW!!! WOW YOU IDIOT! SHE PROBABLY DIDN'T MIND! YOU MISS CALIFORNIA HATER!
Man. Are you really so insecure that you need to fuck with Ann Curry?!?? Wowie!!! She is a beautiful human who appreciates the good in everyone, has incredible dedication to her job and family. She sees past the fallacy of people and has an honest and kind soul. I've always been on the fence about you Perez but now I am certain you are just another sad person who never really found out how to make themselves happy, so you try to make happy people miserable. Good luck finding your inner happiness in the future…then we won't need to listen to your pathetic insults.
Everything sucks here in DC at least the weather anyway a lot of flooding, much more rain than we are used to. Ann Curry is Angelina and Brads' go to interveiwer so GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT IT HAS BEEN RAINING EVERY FUCKING AFTERNOON SINCE MAY DOWNPOURES MOTHERFUCKER PEREZ! SUCH THE LIAR!
that's capital, not capitol, you idiot.
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I think she believes she’s trying to make a difference with the refugee situation. I believe she should sell half of her homes and donate the majority of her money towards refugee camps. 1 million just isn’t enough : [ when compared to her ridiculous wealth. Especially when that 1 million includes donations from Brad's entire family, not just Jolie (who is very comfortable taking all the credit)
Re: TheRealNyBitch –
There's nothing better than someone unwittingly telling the world how stupid they really are. Nice try…
"Angelina Jolie" worthless 3rd. world foster parent; America wouldn't allow her to adopt an orphan, regarless of how much money her "prettyboy husband/BradPitt" affords her cause she's the celebutant banging him for the day. No amount of money would afford her (or Madonnna) rights to adopt a child in America, and so they turn to the 3rd. world for comfort/confirmation/false sense of self-worth. Get all the 3rd. World poor starving children as long as you can until the troth runs dry (or untill the 3rd. world figures out what you are doing and why), only because you couldn't qualify for a child in Americal regardless of WHO you think you are, and money will never get you "In The Door", (In America) when it comes to adopting kids (Thank God For Little Blessings). Madonna/Angelina regardless of how much money your bank account says you are worth, you'll NEVER NEVER EVER be allowed to adopt a child from an American Orphanage. Hey! In America; Hey we have our limits, standards with which even WE could not stoop so low…
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Ann Curry did that craaaaaazy interview with Brad Pitt in Cannes, no? She was wild eyed. So I'm sure Saint Angie was skeptical. And who wouldn't love Anderson Cooper?
I cant stand Anne Curry interviews. She maks them so awkward, and is usually far up the person she's interviewinng ass. Its really bad, everytime she interviewws Brad you can tell she makes him really uncomfortable. Ann needs to stick to just doing the news.
When Angellina and Brad were having their affair when he was still married to Jen, Ann was the only person they would interview with b/c she was the only one who agreed to Angelina's and Brads terms of not being asked about the affair.
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Hello! She is crying because she gave the commencement at the National Geographic opening ceremony as a prelude for national refugee day! There were graphic pictures of children starving and sick with nowhere to turn. I think she was a little more concerned about that then what Brad ArmPitt was sticking his little dick in that day. She is not a horrible person,she has witnessed horrors that most of us couldn't imagine. So stop hating and lets all go back to your comfortable little lives here in the u.s. where we are distracted by superficial things that are shoved in our face so we don't have to deal with the reality that there are great injustices done to helpless men,women and children everyday that usually involves a great amount of suffering.
This is getting ridiculous!
Perez, it's "lightning" not "lighting" that struck Anderson Cooper's plane.
And Washington DC is our "nation's capital", not "our nation's capitol".
Perez, who is writing this crap??
She makes me sick. Such a media whore. How about if she and brad sell off some of their "UNUSED" homes and feed the kids? How about if they sell the million dollar painting they just bought 2 weeks ago?
If they cared they would give quietly and not have to be having cameras follow them on their "chairty work". Next time they fly, they can fly commerical and donate that money they saved from their private jet trips.
The two of them are major assholes. Only looking for attention for themselves.
She is a fake bitch that is more concerned with herself than anything else! She is a bad actress and a worse mother (pretend mother) I wish she would go live in a foreign country never to be heard of again we would all be better off without her face in our face at the grocery store tabloids and now on our television with her bad acting! She is such a joke! We care about our American children first who are in dire need! Go to hell Jolie!
um, I don't really get the joke. what is wrong with Ann Curry…nothing I know of. this seems odd and really searching.
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Re: tigrrrlilly – lmao… so true
Fuck angelina jolie.
She is crying because he still loves Jen!kkkkkkkkkkkk
Re: sandman45 –
Wait, what the hell are you babbling about? Have you ever seen the kinds of degenerates who adopt American children? What "qualifications" are you referring to that Angelina Jolie and Madonna would "never" meet?
i hate hearing about her.. shes fake and possibly the weirdest person i've read about. i think shes trying to adopt an entire country in order to overshadow the fact that she wore a vile of blood around her neck and made out with her brother… among other things.
the other day on oprah she was showing america that our people "americans" are living in tent cities…all over the us and there are thousands there and more each day….after the broadcast one of the cities was "torn down"….how sad…THEN I SEE ANGELINA CRYING OVER PEOPLE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY AND REFUGEE CAMPS WHAT ABOUT OUR PEOPLE????? DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT AMERICANS ANYMORE?? THIS REALLY PISSES ME OFF!!!!
What's so bad about Ann Curry…?
i fucking hate angelina jolie.
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Uh, Perez, what's wrong with spending time with Ann Curry. She's more knowledgable and more accomplished than you could ever hope to be. And Angie's been interviewed by her numerous times.
To bad she didn't get struck by lighting!
Remember when Ann Curry interviewed Angelina for- i think it was "A Mighty Heart"? That's probably why she's scared of her! She kept saying "Oh my gosh Angelina, how do you do it? Angelina i just dont understand. Angelina…." LOL.
Why is she crying? Seriously?? Uhm maybe because she's talking about refugees on Wolrd Refugee Day!?!?!