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Ronald McScareYa!

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We're going to have nightmares for days!!

Recently-sober Andy Dick was the leader in a PETA protest on the McDonalds corporation in Chicago on Thursday afternoon, dressing as a deranged Ronald McDonald!


Never one to shy away from publicity, Andy was leading the pack of veggie-friendly protestors in the fight against McDonalds treatment of chickens. According to PETA, "chickens killed for McDonald's have their throats cut while they are still conscious, and many are scalded to death in defeathering tanks, thanks to the outdated slaughter methods used by the company’s suppliers."


We're all for animal rights, but do U think PETA and Andy's wackadoodle method of protest shined a light on the issue at hand?

Hey, they got a mention on our website. That's worth something a lot!

[Images via PETA.]

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119 comments to “Ronald McScareYa!”

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  1. 1

    this is so 14 hours ago. i saw it on PETA's website. thanks for mentioning it though,

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  3. 3

    Thats just sad…….

  4. 4

    Heath Ledger as the Joker meets Ronald McDonald

  5. 5

    mcdicks is gross anywaayys :barf:

  6. 6

    Ronald is one scary fucker!!!!!!!!

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  8. 8

    Thanks for the post, couldnt decide whether to do Taco Bell or McDonalds today for lunch. Going to McDonads. I wonder if Andy Dick urinated in front of the cameras like he usually does. Talk about has beens.

  9. 9

    i completely support PETA and Andy Dick for doing this. Chickens are animals just like our pets, and I am sure no one would want their animal treated if a horrific manner like this. I'm glad someone is taking a stance! NO MORE MCDONALDS!!

  10. 10

    That's how they do it in Chinatown. Grab the chicken, cut it's throat, throw it into a drum barrel, then into the scalding water to de-feather. The guy at the barrel has it covered with a board which he lifts up just enough to allow a chicken to be thrown in since there are other throat cut chickens in the barrel flapping around. The once white chickens are all red now and the sight is pretty horrific.
    My mother grew up on a farm, where they would just chop off the head of the chicken. There is involuntary muscle action for a while, hence the term, running around like a chicken with it's head cut off.
    On the other hand, they say grass screams when you walk on it.

  11. 11

    Ronald Mcdonald have always been scary…

  12. 12

    Goooo PETA!

  13. 13

    he got you to pay attention didnt he? i mean, isnt that the point of causing a ruckus? would you have posted anything about this if all he was wearing was a business suit… i think not.

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  15. 15

    Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Come on over tonight, lets hangout and watch a movie♥♥♥♥

  16. 16

    I thought he looked like Andy…What a crazy Dick.

  17. 17

    Re: Frannles – 24 A ruckus? LOL! And yes, I do believe Andy DICK in a business suit would have been post worthy!

  18. 18

    Unfortuantely it is NOT just chickens!!

    Watch the new Movie Food Inc.
    You will Be Shocked!!

    We are Not only inhumane to these animals which we eat we are Not eating Healthy!!

  19. 19

    Dear Andy Dick: All I care about is that there is chicken for me to eat when I get to the McDonalds drive through. I don't give a fuck how they died or if they drowned in the defeathering tank. Chickens are for eating. PERIOD! So cheers to McDonalds and can I have two sauces for my nuggets?

  20. 20

    Re: SheriMoonFireFly – I'll Kizz yer Azz…..hee hee hee ♥♥

  21. 21

    bout time

  22. 22

    Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Hi Miss Mooneypenny!!hehe!

  23. 23

    Which part of the chicken does goddamn McNugget come from away? Shit I drive cows grazing and think " Mmmm, that brown motherfucker looks DELICIOUS!

  24. 24

    Re: RedWingsFan – Your Wings fought like true wariors!!

  25. 25

    Re: Teach05 – shut the fuck up!
    no one cares, people are still gonna eat McDonalds, whether you like it or not.
    and all you PETA assholes aren't gonna stop being from eating it either.

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  27. 27

    Re: mattyesmateo – i agree =]

  28. 28

    Re: Long Dong Connery
    what time…
    azz kizzin


  29. 29

    Re: Long Dong Connery
    the bull suit..heheee♥

  30. 30

    Re: SheriMoonFireFly – you all healed up sweetie? zzzooo glad you ok girl…you had mama worried

  31. 31

    WHo the fuck eats that crap anyway?

  32. 32

    Poor chickens… :-(

  33. 33

    If it's true, than that is really shitty! PETA is just so over the top that I have a hard time believing anything they say. Giving Obama a hard time for swatting a fly? Gimme a break!

  34. 34

    Re: GreatEscape – Thanks-they will be just that much hungrier next season!

  35. 35

    If that is true, more power to him. I may not approve of everything Peta does but they do prove a point!!!! I wish more people would pay attention to these issues instead of crap that is out there today!!

  36. 36

    so sick of peta. they're ridiculous these days. or have they always been?

  37. 37

    Andy Dick looks like a total dick in that suit!

  38. 38

    Re: MOMMIE DEAREST – Next week's happy meal comes with Andy Dick's bobble-head toy with a machete and removable parts (head and dick are removable also).

  39. 39

    Re: The DOUCHEess – whats up Hottie?

  40. 40

    Re: RedWingsFan – you bet!

  41. 41

    Re: mamajud
    ♥luv my mama
    thankx 4/y'r worriezz♥
    I think I'll
    I hope
    so anyway//

  42. 42

    so hell u have to eat!! they did worse in the early 19th century!! so fuck !!!!!

  43. 43

    I think Andy Dick is HOT, HOT, HOT. I want to have a three way with him and Wanda Sykes.

  44. 44

    Re: RedWingsFan – Whassup Wingz.

  45. 45

    Thank you for putting this on your site. I don't always agree with PETA tactics, but this seems to be a good one. I'm a firm believer that we have a responsibility to treat animals with respect, including those we kill for food.

  46. 46

    It's good what they are trying to do it's like… A good cause. But it's not gonna help McDonalds a waaaay too big company it won't end just because of that.

  47. 47

    Re: LetTheWookieWin – you are correct did you know the second in command at peta is an insulin user. and where does insulin come from? pigs. and peta is against using animals for human gain in any way. they actually disagree with seeeing eye dogs. they are fucked. another thing all animals most killed while conscious. lots of humans are alive until they are dead ha ha

  48. 48

    Re: JohnnyD – 56 Oh you just can't make up your mind which way to go! LOL!

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  50. 50

    Thanks alot PETA..now I want a damn Big Mac Meal. Will their madness never end?

  51. 51

    Wow, I …actually have some respect for Andy Dick…I never saw that coming…

    Thanks for raising people's awareness about this issue, Perez! xo It's horrifying to learn what actually goes on behind slaughter house doors and many people choose to be willfully ignorant about it. I may not agree with everything that PETA does, but at least they get people thinking about issues they might otherwise ignore or be unaware of.

  52. 52

    Re: RedWingsFan
    thoze wingz
    were fierceeeeee…..
    1zt.time I wazn't whorraying
    4/pittz….wanted the wingz 2/win..Re: GreatEscape
    heeeheeee, I wizheddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!

  53. 53

    I seriously hope people understand the propaganda PETA spews. Everyone should see inside responsible slaughter houses and farms for themselves before they hop on this seriously defamatory and ignorant band wagon. Shame shame shame.
    We should all be supporting responsible and aware farmers and producers in North America, not these clowns.

  54. 54

    Re: The DOUCHEess – I'm don good and your lookn good! :)

  55. 55

    Aren't these the same people that this week said Flies have "rights" in regards to Pres Obama killing a fly? Last time I checked flies are insects and not "animals"…

    Animals needs to be treated well, but all these :clowns: do is make people laugh. You realize how land it would take to grow enough "veggies" for all of us to eat. Humans need MEAT! It all part of nature. I wounder what PETA thinks when a wild animals kills another to EAT! I guess they should go protest in Africa when a pride of lions kills a zebra or something…now that is brutal have you ever seen the NG specials on dicovery..LOL!

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  57. 57

    "fuck PETA.
    all they do is make themselves look bad and they don't even prove a point.
    all they're proving is that all veggies and animals rights people are fucking retards"

    Much like the morons who showed up to the "tea bagging" protests..

  58. 58

    Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Thanks Sheri your the coolest!

  59. 59

    Hey, they got a mention on our website. That's worth something a lot!Hey, they got a mention on our website. That's worth something a lot!Hey, they got a mention on our website. That's worth something a lot!Hey, they got a mention on our website. That's worth something a lot!Hey, they got a mention on our website. That's worth something a lot!Hey, they got a mention on our website. That's worth something a lot!Hey, they got a mention on our website. That's worth something a lot!Hey, they got a mention on our website. That's worth something a lot!Hey, they got a mention on our website. That's worth something a lot!

    point made.

  60. 60

    Damn, that's Andy Dick? He's one frightening Ronald McDonald.

    BTW, my mother grew up on a farm and sorry to say but that's how you kill a chicken. They run around, you catch them and then you ring their necks.

  61. 61

    Re: RedWingsFan – Thanx. I wish the wknd would last forever.

  62. Gigi7 says – reply to this


    Maybe if Andy Dick stuck his skinny chicken legs out of a chicken suit he'd be a little more pathetic and get some sympathy for Peta. Dressed as Ronald McDonald he just makes people hungry for a Big Mac.
    Umm Umm I love McDonalds !

  63. 63

    Love PeTA! Sickest group that ever lived.

  64. 64

    Nobody gives a shit about PETA-they have zero credibility!!! On my way to McDonald's now for some chicken nuggets! YUM,YUM

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  66. 66

    i heard that peta wants to change a town called, killfish…(or something) look it up. peta would rather have people die from aids then have animals used to find the cure for aids. i love animals and i disagree with unfair treatment such as breaking their bones and torturing them before they kill them, but i also believe in the food chain.

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  68. 68

    Im vegetarian and I think peta cross the line sometimes. You can say what you think without acting like a psychopath. Its great they raise awareness off the bad things that happen to the different foods people eat though.

    Regardless of it, people are still going to eat meat, and that's just the way it is, but more people need to start eating good quality, well raised meats instead of deep fried shit from companies that couldn't care less as long as they are pocketing your cash!

  69. 69

    Well I have been totally veggie for 12 years since I was 10, but !.) I hate clowns and 2.) I think peta is wrong about most things. I also lived in Chicago and I now live in Norfolk VA. Yet to meet some people from there that are decent, just wanna throw meat at them, and until recently I would have thought that barbarian. A clown accoasts me in the street it's getting fucked up. All I have to say.(Especially if it is Andy Dick).

  70. 70

    PETA goes way too far - the Obama fly incident, but I do support the "ethical treatment of animals" in every day life and I do support Andy Dick in this protest. He is funny as Hell (don't believe me? Rent "Employee of the Month" and isolate his performances!) and he does care about the critters, so I give him major brownie points for that!
    McDonald's and all the other fast food joints are cruel, but nobody wants to talk about it - know what you're eating, folks - put yourself in their positions and you'll "get it".
    Andy Dick is a Hero…at least, for this cause (plus he is very entertaining…to say the least).

  71. 71

    OMFG He looks Damn Scary!

  72. 72

    Hold up… let me get this straight… people killed animals for food?!?!?! OMG! i never knew that! i always thought that the chicken mcnuggets and double cheeseburgers just fell from the sky.

  73. 73

    I hardly pay attention to PETA whatsoever any more. They protest for the sake of protesting SOMETHING… ANYTHING!! Lately their protests get more and more absurd. They offend me more than the companies against whom they protest.

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  75. 75

    Re: u BROKE my LIFE
    I've seen my grandparents kill chickens all my life and that's the correct way to slaughter chickens.

    I hate the

  76. 76

    This is why i stick to the Quarter Pounder…

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  78. 78

    wtf? can they please leave mcdonalds alone. jesus. before the world ends there will be no more fast food places because these assholes keep crying about "cruelty". go throw paint on someone, peta. LEAVE MCDONALDS ALONE.

  79. 79

    Andy Dick came through my line at Whole Foods a couple days ago… he was looking really good (given his recent rehab stint)–sans the makeup and Ronald get-up but I don't necessarily think that this kind of publicity really makes that much of a difference… PETA is so over the top that most people don't even take the issues that they are fighting for all that seriously.

  80. 80

    I'm going to hell, I went to M d's and had lots of Chicken Nuggets …Yummmmmm

  81. 81

    PETA are the biggest pack of lying hypocrites on the face of the earth. They claim that they are fighting for animal rights, when in reality PETA has killed over 20,000 animals that they couldn't find shelter for. Let's not also forget their support for terrorist tactics, such as blowing up buildings, and their offensive propaganda towards children, Jewish people, and women.

  82. 82

    that is the creepiest thing i have ever seen!!!!

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    Re: thatgirlmeghan – I just saw the website you mentioned about PETA and I'm SHOCKED!!! I BELIEVED in PETA and now I'll never give them another dime. To think I've given them thousands of dollars over the years. Please view the last public thing the great Bea Arthur from Maude and The Golden Girls did was to do a video about how KFC MIStreats the chickens they serve.You can find it here www.viddler.com/explore/OfficialPETA/videos/21/ Once you view the video you wont want to eat those chickens again. Animals are not good to eat if they've been tortured before cooking. Too much animal adrenaline in their system. Besides its CRUEL!!!!

  85. 85

    I totally support rights for animals. But….PETA always takes it to the extreme. You never get the full and real story from them. They are interested, in the long run, to not allow "pets" for anyone. There must be a middle ground!!!!!

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    Re: noquestionsasked – Bullshit. PETA has done so much for animal welfare and have proven that they will keep trying to banish animal cruelty.

    "Chickens killed for McDonald's have their throats cut while they are still conscious, and many are scalded to death in defeathering tanks, thanks to the outdated slaughter methods used by the company’s suppliers."

    If that doesn't affect you at all then you are one cold hearted son of a bitch.

  88. 88

    Yeah DEF! i get peta email updates everyday though…but for sure. First you get the attention of the demographic, then execute the point with support. I am proud of peta and andy…

  89. 89

    i am a vegan from seattle and I will say that people either love or hate peta…I just so happen to like peta@! much respect to everyone

  90. 90

    If they would do that they should think of stopping by some places like burgerking, in n out, and carl's jr for the slaughtering of cows?

    I'd like to see them more in countries where they openly slaughter animals on public streets.

  91. 91

    I love PETA and I love celebs who are standing up against animal cruelty. veggie forever!

  92. 92

    Re: noquestionsasked
    I'm an animal rights activist and I am NOT stupid and/or a retard. try me.

  93. 93

    Re: u BROKE my LIFE
    blind much? watch some of the PETA and/or ALF-movies and see how wrong you are!

  94. 94

    i think its a good idea. PETA is radical but hey…do what u must to get what u want.

  95. 95

    No I dont think Andy's method shined, until u Perez put it on your website…otherwide I may have never known…and btw that is some sick shiot…who eats mcdonalds anyway….love u boi, tj

  96. 96

    i dunno how every1 can b all like, fuck PETA, when there actually getting the issue out! respect for animals is crucial, but respect for humans?? FUK THAT!

  97. 97

    Cool on them.

  98. 98

    seriously…they are chickens

  99. 99

    yes its wrong, so many many corporations use supplies that is cruel, inhumane, child labor and robbery to get what their greedy asses need, $$$$$$$$$$$$$

  100. 100

    Andy Dick is just that only remove the d…he is so talentless, all he has to do is dress up like Ronald McDonald. It's probably his best work. Now I'll tell you what I really think. He sux!

    As for the protest, um helloooo, they're chickens and we eat them. Way back in the day, my Aunt, Grandmother, Great Grandfather and all those who roamed the plains, ran out and snatched a bird off the yard, swung it around til they snapped it's neck, dipped it in hot scalding water, plucked the feathers and dinner was just about ready. So it is with Deer, Geese, and everything else we eat. Try eating a burger that's still in a cow.

    People in PETA should just give it a rest. They, themselves, probably indulge in chicken nuggets. While walking the picket line, a participant gets hungry or thirsty or has to use the restroom. They run in to take a quick leak, and on the way out, due to hunger pangs, and because they only have $1, they go for a double McD burger. PALEEEEEEEZE let's picket PETA and take that sign and beat AnyDick with it…ooops Andy!

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