Completely Gratuitous

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Janice Dickinson opens wide.

Fierce!!!!

    Posted: Jun 21, 2009 at 9:45 am / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      ahahah this is hilarious perez!



    2. 2

      Wow!



    3. 3

      OMGOD whahahaa

    4. CMER says – reply to this


      4

      omg scary!!



    5. 5

      omg the neck skin!!



    6. 6

      uh….kinda weird looking. ew?



    7. 7

      Ooooh the wrinkles on her collarbone reminds me of cowskin.

    8. jkf says – reply to this


      8

      After looking at that huge mouth I've changed my mind about her, she might be good at something



    9. 9

      uh….



    10. 10

      I know she was constipated from what I saw on "the soup" this weekend. Is this her finally "getting it out?" Stop straining, you'll hurt yourself!



    11. 11

      Christ.
      She could deep throat Shaquille O'Neal's head!



    12. 12

      love me some Janis! forever and always



    13. 13

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Brilliant!



    14. 14

      I see that move a lot.



    15. 15

      Drag me to hell!!!



    16. 16

      she is so hideous looking without making a face like this. Does she realize how ugly she is and what a stupid douche bag she is ? Seriously? Before I ever saw her here on PH, i never heard of the skanky old hag.



    17. 17

      dick sucking lips



    18. 18

      ewwwwwwwwww.



    19. 19

      Re: Big Black Dick
      I bet. ;)



    20. 20

      haha love her



    21. 21

      What technique!!!



    22. 22

      why is that woman on any show ??? completely annoying



    23. 23

      OMG, Her neck skin, or whatever the hell that is> it's scary!!



    24. 24

      thats disgustingg…shes a messed up womann



    25. 25

      ew… she is so pathetic…



    26. 26

      That's the exercise her lip doctor prescribed to keep her mouth from caving into an old pruny pout



    27. 27

      Her job is to catch rainwater and store it for the dry season



    28. 28

      That's how she wakes up



    29. 29

      She demonstrates the "swallow without tasting" technique



    30. 30

      She is in immense pain because she just found out that Speidi left



    31. 31

      "The Call of the Z-List Celebrity" No audio required



    32. 32

      Drop something in!!! She hasn't been fed yet!!!!



    33. 33

      She's a tree monkey potty and is getting ready for the drop



    34. 34

      The jungle medicine man is preparing to examine her teeth–open wide!!!



    35. 35

      Maybe a pygmy crawled up her ass.



    36. 36

      Celebrity Orgasm–get me outta here!!



    37. 37

      Crunches hurt more for old people

    38. Coif says – reply to this


      38

      She has some serious Gas!



    39. 39

      The booga booga tribe just offered her a modeling contract



    40. 40

      Bowel movements in the jungle require much strength



    41. 41

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO! What a sight! Still love her!



    42. 42

      I won!!!! Oh my GOD!!!!



    43. 43

      It's not over yet??? Shit–I thought I won



    44. 44

      YUCK! nasty bitch



    45. 45

      How to iron out those pesky neck wrinkles in the morning



    46. 46

      LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE



    47. 47

      She really really really really wants to win



    48. 48

      Yawn



    49. 49

      LMFAO



    50. 50

      The new promo for "I'm a godamned Celebrity and I Shouldn't Have to Be Doin This Shit!!!"



    51. 51

      Good Lord Almighty.



    52. 52

      Drop quarter in…repeat



    53. 53

      This is how big my vadge is…



    54. 54

      Only Big Black Dick can fit in that hole!!!



    55. 55

      Maybe Long Dong Connery too…



    56. 56

      She still has some silver fillings on those molars!



    57. 57

      Is she missing teeth? I thought she could fix that with all her $



    58. 58

      She's missing some teeth …. she's awful… deal with your reality you are old and forgotten… stop being desperate woman



    59. 59

      Ever see "Audition?"



    60. 60

      Thats F***ing scary :-( im afraid!!



    61. 61

      This should have been on "if you are easily offended" links.



    62. 62

      well well if it isn't JANICE PUT-YOUR-DICK-IN-SON!



    63. 63

      brainchild, stop commenting



    64. 64

      i wonder what the hell she was doing.



    65. 65

      Re: brainchild – ( Wink)



    66. 66

      If we put Speidi in there maybe we'll never hear from them again



    67. 67

      I've swallowed bigger people than you!!!



    68. 68

      Giving birth to a pygmy



    69. 69

      ima puke!



    70. 70

      Sorry, didn't mean to insult pygmies



    71. 71

      Hey, it's Sunday morning and this is my wake up therapy



    72. 72

      ***That's the face she made from me punching her in the vagina!!***



    73. 73

      Did you know that…"Oh my God, I'm covered with red ants!!"



    74. 74

      A fur coat just tries to eat me!!!



    75. 75

      Can I get a cup of coffee, please???



    76. 76

      is it wrong that i'm only imagining godzilla's roar right now?



    77. 77

      Tyra just made another million today and I'm still in the fuckin jungle!!!!!!!



    78. 78

      Re: zazzuu – sorry, can't help it



    79. 79

      Oh my goodness.
      You can see where they blow up the lips
      underneath. Why women do this is beyond me.
      It always looks awful. She is also getting the
      freakish overdone plastic surgery look.



    80. 80

      thats SOOOO fING scary!



    81. 81

      Shes so ugly!!! Lol.



    82. 82

      Heidi Klum wants you as a permanant judge on the new and better Project Runway…nah–we were just kidding!!!



    83. 83

      AHHH! Her neck scares the crap outta me!



    84. 84

      She's bloody hilarious!



    85. 85

      God today is slow :O zzzzzzzzz



    86. 86

      Perez Hilton was right to ask Prejean the gay rights question… but he is wrong to advertise for the National Gaurd on his mobile web page. Do they pay him money for that? Advertising for them is supporting the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy.



    87. 87

      is it a rotten tooth?
      are is their no tooth?
      are both?



    88. 88

      Re: WEIQI AH – LOL!! I'm sure her breath alone will do that!



    89. 89

      Re: duelastar – hahahaa . no u aint wrong



    90. 90

      Re: 30 Rock – i knw am so fucked up bored . where are the celebs doin stupid stuff so we laugh at them .. perez chap chap . go get me some news ..more on gaga if possible



    91. 91

      Does anyone else see the striking resemblance with a hippo?



    92. 92

      Makes me sick to think of all the winkies that have been in that mouth.



    93. 93

      Eww sh's missing a tooth

    94. dark1 says – reply to this


      94

      GROSS.



    95. 95

      i hope i won't look that horrible when i reach 60 or 70. first i thought its an urangutan…lol.

    96. Mimzy says – reply to this


      96

      That is an ugly ass bitch.



    97. 97

      I am suprised that she is able to open up that wide, considering all the Botox that has been pumped into that face!!!!!!!!!!!



    98. 98

      Re: Big Black Dick – looks like she has the BBD stretch marks!!



    99. 99

      Crazy, Fake, bitch and foxy



    100. 100

      i guess Neck Botox is next on her list of procedures…

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