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Guess She's Never Coming Back Now!

| Filed under: AnglophiliaAmy Winehouse


Wino is officially on permanent vacation!

The drug-addicted songstress turned alkie is 99.9% positive she wants to make her vacay spot of St. Lucia her home!

"Amy loves St. Lucia and never wants to leave. She thinks the island has done her the world of good and she's writing more than ever," a source close to the trainwreck revealed.

St. Lucian officials have even confirmed that Winehouse has applied to become a permanent resident of the Caribbean island.

We're not sure how Wino figured this shiz out, but moving to St. Lucia may be the smartest career move Amy has ever made!

How so?

By spending less than 183 days in the UK, Wino will be eligible to register as a tax exile, saving $$$$$ from the ongoing sales of her Grammy-award winning album, Back to Black!!

"She's paid tens of thousands in tax already but she sees that she can avoid another huge bill. She'll be able to keep a larger slice of her fortune this way," another friend of Amy's explained to reporters.

With the way Wino's literally pissing away her hard earned $$$ on booze, she'll need all the extra cash she can get her paws on!

[Image via WENN.]

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38 comments to “Guess She's Never Coming Back Now!”

  1. 1

    she's such a wreck…

  2. 2

    I've always wondered if she got those tats on a really crazy bender!?!

  3. 3

    Oh shut up. She's worth more than any of you.

  4. 4

    Lucky her…

  5. 5

    she can be replaced

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  7. 7

    I've been to Saint Lucia. I invested with a Christian con man under the promise to build houses there. www.swindledforjesus.com has the info. It was pretty but would be quite boring after a while. I left after getting mugged in Castries. Tourists are in dangers in Saint Lucia or any island in the Carrbean if they stray out of the safe zones.

  8. 8

    I miss reports of fist fights and crack smoking….

  9. 9

    She only applied to be a resident… they might say NO… just like USA did when she wanted to come over and sing at the Grammy's. She got a big fat HELL NO!!

  10. 10

    eh, i want her to do well, she might be crazy but her music ROCKS :)

  11. 11

    Whatever happened to Blake, the divorce, his pregnant girlfriend.

  12. 12


  13. 13

    Perez, Youre becoming a dumb-ass. Mariah's Obsessed is all that. I think your comments are becoming increasing biased. If you had a broader view you'd realize that the song is bad-ass. About time someone put that potty-mouth E in his place, a stroller that is. It's premisely biased comments like yours that have allowed homophobic, sexist, misogynist, colse-minded people like E to even have a taste of popularity. I bet the ass in E's face at MTV was staged by OBAMA, the president himself. Ain't no ignorant, self-centered, idiotic shit-mouths gonna be tolerated in AMERICA no more. Not ones that hinder global cultural diversity. Take a lesson BARF-REZ.

  14. odile says – reply to this


    umm no she can damn well NOT be replaced.
    i'll miss her crazy antics but more so her music!!!

  15. 15

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure that her decision to become a permanent resident of a far away island has less to do with trying to save money on taxes, and much more with trying to get some peace from the scum-sucking, bottom-feeding vultures that hound her every second of the goddamed day just waiting(praying) that she'll do something human so they can crucify her for it…
    Yeah she's a wreck, but wouldn't you be?

  16. 16

    How nice for her.

  17. 17

    Good, maybe she can sober up and get her life back together down there…….

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  19. 19

    omg, look how distended her belly is. Does she have kidney failure??

  20. 20

    I love this girl because she obviously doesn't give a shit what we think.

  21. 21

    i hear saint lucia grew many a winehouse

  22. 22

    Makes the world go round.
    I'll have another round, Governor.
    Rehabilitate or die

  23. 23

    Sunday Times Rich List had her £10 million reducd to a mere £5 million in 2009..hardly a fortune…one hit wonder ex druggie not alkie. Wonderful –and St Lucia do not want her really given they say she is loud ,rude, always drunk, and a bad influence.

  24. 24

    Wait… is that her GUT?

  25. 25

    When she REALIZE how LUCKY SHE IS FOR THE GARBAGE SHE'S PRODUCED, she'll start holding onto that money more. She's no talent to me. Just freaky tattoos and bizarre hairdos. That's not talent. That's street sleaze.

  26. 26

    Ohhh no more albums?…

  27. 27

    she looks kind of pregnant in this photo…

  28. 28

    Great !! I want to find a such wife… Are you? Feel free to view my photos @ "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " where you can find me and many handsome black and white men .

  29. 29

    WTF is up or in her belly?! Is that even normal? Is she having liver problems? Obviously with all that alcohol in her somethings got to go wrong… but that's just fugly. I'm not drinking anymore.. thanks Amy!

  30. 30

    If there is dope on the Island Amy will find it.

  31. Lucas says – reply to this


    is she pregnant or just fat?

  32. 32

    I'm sure you mean 'figuratively pissing away her hard earned $$$' because literally pissing it away would mean actually peeing, as in urine, it away

  33. 33

    AT LAST!!!!! Bye Amy *wave*…………………….you have my condolencies St Lucia!

  34. 34

    has anybody noticed about her all-of-a-sudden big stomach? or recent flab underneath her belt? or is it just me??

  35. 35

    oh wait…people has noticed…
    no wonder shes gone on a permanant holiday!!
    probably to give birth and raise her kid there…
    but you never know..

  36. 36

    What is up with the puff-belly under the belt? Ahh, she was done a long time ago-no lose there! So long loser!

  37. 37

    It really is very sad that she is such a HOT MESS b/c she is very talented.

  38. 38

    Re: titismack – she is a wreck and i don't know about you but i wish she would go to rehab and get back on her feet she is a great singer but i just don't like to hear her music when she can't even do one sort of big thing that will benefit her and others