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Jordan: Resurrected

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Is she trying to get her kids taken away????

Katie Price is no more; the last few days have seen the return of Jordan in full force!

The freshly-single mother of three has spent the last week getting her rocks off in Ibiza, and Saturday night was no exception.

The former glamor model pAArtied the night away at Boho nightclub in a gold lamé onesie, looking like the hot mess of the century.

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  1. 1

    She needs to be at home with her fucking kids, not being a trashy bitch.

    Come on Katie, don't throw it all away. fucking hell.



  2. 2

    what did you do to her head?????



  3. 3

    What a skank. She's totally wasted.



  4. 4

    A regular Audrey Hepburn.



  5. 5

    God is she only 31? She looks 45!



  6. 6

    Why are the pictures warped lol



  7. 7

    Wow .. she looking good .. NOOOOOT !!



  8. 8

    camel toe!



  9. 9

    she looks like a drag queen with an impressive tuck job lol



  10. 10

    "…and Saturday night was no exception."

    i hate your stupid clichés, perez! lol. i hate the whole "…and __ is/was no exception" thing. it annoys me so much. i hate it beyond words can explain. it just drives me NUTS! it's too cliché i guess… lol.

    oh, and yeah, jordan is lookin terrible. i'm really missin Katie Price! and her ex-man is HOT. she's crazy to dump him!



  11. 11

    her head looks huge! and her face…looks strange!!



  12. 12

    Horrible make-up… nasty outfit… drunk mess… what is she thinking?



  13. 13

    What's with the weird, stretched-out, funhouse mirror effects???



  14. 14

    CAMEL TOE.
    trash



  15. 15

    ewwwwww, camel toe! :P



  16. 16

    it looks like a doll of katie price, a so called "real doll". it doesn't look like a human being…, furthermore the guy has to hold it. i think it's a real doll.

  17. minka says – reply to this


    17

    Her poor kids. That's just not right.

  18. CMER says – reply to this


    18

    Mom of the Year!



  19. 19

    oh dear lord…
    she looks like a melting waxwork of herself



  20. 20

    Who is this this stupid Brit slut and who the hell cares about her???

    Elizabeth Windsor must be cringing at what her subjects are turning out to be.



  21. 21

    her fun bags are disgusting



  22. 22

    The FEMBOT is a hot mess!Nice Cameltoe.I think the guy in the second pic is trying to wind her up!?!

  23. Rynne says – reply to this


    23

    Really? 'Cause she looks closer to 45.



  24. 24

    Hot mess of the century is a good description!



  25. 25

    she's on holiday.. why not ?



  26. 26

    Camel toe!!!!!!!!!!



  27. 27

    perez, i love you an all, but i have no effin' idea who this woman is. i never have.



  28. 28

    Damn she is ugly. Truly unattractive.



  29. 29

    she has the nastiest camel toe EVER :|



  30. 30

    Trainwreck… but I still LOVE her!!! *smooches*



  31. 31

    Re: sophee dear – Agree, I can also see porno movies in her future. :-(



  32. 32

    Whats wrong with the world?? Former models: Kate Moss, Janice and this trash???
    Scary enough the 3 of them have kids and they are still out there partying and sniffin hard! No wonder why our world is a shithole…



  33. 33

    Hahahaha in the lower photo it looks like the guy is dragging a blow-up sex doll!!!!



  34. 34

    One golden cameltoe!



  35. 35

    Looks like a drunk goddess!! LOVE HER!!



  36. 36

    Eew ew ew ew ew. She's ugly and she's also a terrible mother. I actually hope that they take the kids away from her, it's obvious she is not capable of taking care of them. WHAT KIND OF MOTHER DRESSES LIKE THAT? Stop acting like a whore and start acting lik a mother for god's sake before it's too late!



  37. 37

    I see she's an expert at showing off here surgeon given talent. She looks as fake as a 3 dollar bill. Her kids looks much happier with Peter Andre.



  38. 38

    Should have stuck with Peta,gonna be a bigger mess once he replaces her.



  39. 39

    Re: megggg89 – She took her top off in the 90s and we've been tortured with ten million "reality" shows about her and her ridiculous breasts ever since… Consider yourself lucky that you don't know who she is



  40. 40

    Gross! :-(



  41. 41

    Eeeew… she's head to camel toe gross..



  42. 42

    what a hot mess.

  43. odile says – reply to this


    43

    um she looks fucking NASTY. who the hell wears that in public…a gold stretchy cut up leotard? she looks all oiled up and shit, with that tacky ass braid across her head..this is the definition of a HOT MESS. way too much makeup, she looks like a drag queen. epic fail.

  44. AMO says – reply to this


    44

    It looks like her head is too big for the rest of her body in that first pic. And she looks like a hot tranny mess! Although I wish I were in Ibiza right now…



  45. 45

    seriously, people were starting to like her when she was with pete, the public overall quite like katie but really hate jordan



  46. 46

    bitch looks BEAT AND HIGH



  47. 47

    This is the tackiest number I've ever seen! And I think boob jobs are starting to run so rampant it's like now natural As and Bs of the world stand out in a crowd. I hope Posh sets a new trend. I used to have boob envy until I started seeing skanks like this everywhere I look. I work in a coffee shop in a mall and I swear to God, 5 customers in a row had bolt-ons. I was like eh never mind on wanting tits. I want to be somewhat unique.



  48. 48

    Dude looks like a lady for reals, it that her - a chick? i would swear it's a dude.



  49. 49

    HAHA, EWW, GUILDED CAMEL TOE….



  50. 50

    she's bin a real mess recently, i really like her but god i do feel sorry for peter now. She defo needs to get a grip or turn out some kind of sob story to spin the press……maybe being diagnosed with a mental illness could help.



  51. 51

    Ewww….she looks awful…www.missperfectblonde.com



  52. 52

    What a vulgar and disgusting woman.



  53. 53

    wtf is wrong with those pics



  54. 54

    This is why Andre is divorcing her , she is an extreme party girl who is also a drunk. On their reality show you would se Andre getting upset with Katie , who was dowing drink after drink and then getting pretty rounchy.



  55. 55

    That is seriously the biggest camel toe I have ever seen

  56. jrnpp says – reply to this


    56

    she looks like Janice Dickenson's mother. UGH!



  57. 57

    HOT LEGS but the CAMEL TOE deflects my attention!

  58. Rusjo says – reply to this


    58

    All that make-up and she still couldn´t put on a fake smile.



  59. 59

    Re: jrnpp – what could be wores than being dick-lickerson's mother?….being dick-lickerson!!! lmao…



  60. 60

    She's going downhilll fast. I hate to say this, because I really used to like her, but her career is over. She really turned herself around from glamor model to an almost-respected celebrity; but is this really how you go through a divorce? Getting naked, drinking, and leaving your kids? What an idiot. And the tanning has clearly aged her.



  61. 61

    EWWWW …. WHAT THE FUCK !!! WHAT´S UP WITH HER CAMMEL TOE !!

    DISCUSTING !



  62. 62

    What the fuck is wrong with her? Or the camera?
    She's fuckin' huge in the head!



  63. 63

    Re: Maiden35 – I'm guessing that only people in the UK see that reality show. I don't know if anyone else cares or knows who she is, but unfortunately for us, Perez seems to have gotten a UK ghostwriter.



  64. 64

    nice camletoe and tits tho! still=hot mess

  65. Aries says – reply to this


    65

    GROSS. She's two years younger than me making a horrific spectacle of herself. Nice camel toe bitch, still stuck in the 80's? You deserve to have your kids taken away acting the FOOL!



  66. 66

    Shes just split up with hr husband and is taking a holiday! So fucking what!! How much time do you think Angelina Jolie spends with her kids??? Thats alright because shes making big budget shitty films??? Oh and shes allowed to wear whatever the hell she likes, no complaints when Lady Gaga dresses like a retarded skank I see…



  67. 67

    dang!
    she's ugly



  68. 68

    that onesie is ugly, overly garnished and tacky… but knowing jordan she prolly paid a few hundred fo r something that looks like 20



  69. 69

    Camel toes R us



  70. 70

    Re: LittleMars
    Like Heidi???



  71. 71

    She needs to tone it down a bit but it's ok if she has fun. She's single bitches.



  72. 72

    Jiggy darling please come home for some butt lovin! I miss u so much sweetie!



  73. 73

    camel toe much



  74. 74

    I swear
    on the
    Holy Bible-
    This is why
    I am
    gay.
    Scary-Scary
    Terror and fear.



  75. 75

    omg, that is a real person, thought it was a blow up doll!



  76. 76

    She is silly as she is only proving everyone right, god and I thought she was media savy :S



  77. 77

    Fucking eww



  78. 78

    why is she throwing her whole life away? sweet kids, nice hubby, nice house…



  79. 79

    no matter how old she is…what a disgusting pig.



  80. 80

    Holy crap- she looks like an inflatable doll sex toy.



  81. 81

    I would so do her.



  82. 82

    fix yourself girl! you got a camel toe!



  83. 83

    more like a gold LAME onesie…



  84. 84

    Um Nice cameltoe honey.



  85. 85

    how can any1 be this austere..pff



  86. 86

    What a disgusting looking skank! Talk about low class!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why does this whore think she is pretty? She's not!



  87. 87

    Re: ZaneSylliboy – he dumped her



  88. 88

    camel toe



  89. 89

    Common slut. What a disgrace she is…….



  90. 90

    NICE PHOTOSHOP PICTURES ASSHOLES.



  91. 91

    why is her head so big?



  92. 92

    She is a great parent. It would be a shame if she messed it up.



  93. 93

    Wait til the SILICON IN DEM TITTIES starts to wear out ! Man, HOW PHONY CAN YOU GET ?? BTW — WHO IS SHE ? She looks like a Drag Queen or a RETRO CHER, CIRCA 1977 !



  94. 94

    Just because someone is out and gets drunk does NOT mean they are going to get their kids taken away! Could you be any more dramatic? Rolling My eyes.



  95. 95

    IRRELEVANT BRITISH NOBODY



  96. 96

    She's just too motherfucking nasty for words. Can't believe she's in charge of bringing up 3 children. THIS is what this fucking world is coming to. I feel so hopeful.

  97. Jai says – reply to this


    97

    She is disgusting. I feel terrible for her children, I hope her ex gets custody.



  98. 98

    never mind her age. She is a sad sad woman



  99. 99

    ispy a camel toee!



  100. 100

    She has always been ug… but she looks supremely ug like this.
    Get it together slag.

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