Regrettable But True: Jessica Simpson Officially Invading Television Again
Filed under: Reality Television > Jessica Simpson > VH1
At least there is no chance of variety spin-off with this latest tragic reality TV venture.
We had mentioned that some moron network decided it was time Jessica Simpson return to the world of reality television. Well, now it is official.
Jessica will host the docu-series, The Price of Beauty, which will follow the singer, as she treks around the globe in search of what people find beautiful and why. Because if anyone is an authority on beauty…
The shitastic show will premiere on VH1 (where else?!) and Jessica sounds super excited in the statement she realized this morning:
"I have always believed that beauty comes from within and confidence will always make a woman beautiful, but I know how much pressure some women put on themselves to look perfect. I am really looking forward to discovering how beauty is perceived in different cultures and participating in some of the crazy things people do to feel beautiful. I know we will all learn a lot on this journey and I am so excited that VH1 is coming along on what I'm sure will be a wild ride."
Now if that sounds like the biggest load of bullshit you've ever heard, READ ON for what the CEO of VH1, Jeff Olde has to say:
"Perhaps more than any other pop culture figure on the radar today, Jessica Simpson has been the target of our obsession with beauty on both sides of the equation. She is a woman who can set trends and create firestorms with a single photo. We could not be more thrilled that Jessica now gets to take control of that conversation and take a look at the idea of beauty through her own unique, unfiltered lens. And we at VH1 are excited to be in the passenger seat next to her as she begins this fantastic journey."
Uh, are we talking about the same Jessica Simpson? The one we are thinking of recently ate her way through a media frenzy over gaining tons and wearing hideous outfits that in no way fit her. Is that one you mean?
Will U watch Jessica's new desperate attempt at a career?
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nice trunks, er, stems!
Rather her than you. Be careful though Perez, I bet Jessica could kick your ass. Although I would love to see you making another "statement video", haven't laughed that much in a while!
Having seen your new desperate attempt at a career crying and lying, yes I will, because nothing can be worse than your shit.
i hope tony kicks your ass for this one
Thanks alot VH1 (Fuckers!)
She is a woman who can set trends and create firestorms with a single photo
what the hell being fat isnt fashionable or trendy
Watch out maybe she beats you down too!
FUCK HER. I WOULD NEVER SUPPORT AND PROJECT SHE HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH- SHE'S SO OVER.
YR GONNA GET BITCH SLAPPED AGAIN..BY TONY ROMO THIS TIME….
I actually like the concept of this series. I think this is a good reality show concept v. the craparoni they usually inflict upon us.
Nope. I will not watch this ugly dumb fat chick!
Jessica is beautiful.
I might watch just to see how she is going to do a show without the big bag in front of her belly.
Please RT to have @NOH8Campaign get rid of Perez Hilton for using homophobic language and spreading hate.
Her unique unfiltered lens was only developed AFTER she was called a cow.
I really don't need Jessica Simpson's opinion in order to know what beauty is.
It's a desperate attempt to make people feel sorry for her, and only her.
It's not our fault her stylist tried to fit her in her old clothes, why do we have to be subjected to such media? Just because the woman has $1 million +, doesnt mean she knows what real beauty is.
Hey remember when you got punched by the Black Eyed Pea? He's like an evil villian in your comic book!
I hope tony romo kicks your ass next LMAO….
Perez is gonna take out the Blk eyed peas one by one.You saw Rambo right!
It sounds like a good idea. It just needs to be done right. I really hope they definitely explore beauty in all cultures. Sounds pretty cool to me!
Re: JigSaw – I second that emotion…..you know emotions don't you mario?
MILEY'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS WITH NO MERCEY!
wow, you guys are lame. . . .
Perez..beauty has never been your forte….but I understand Jessica being the person for the job. This is someone who the media sometimes portrays as beautiful and sexy and then just as quick will turn the cheek and say she's fat. Beauty is something that's not easily defined. We've been force fed by the media what beauty is SUPPOSE TO LOOK LIKE. Beauty will always be in the eye of the beholder..no matter what the media tries to shove down my throat.
Hey Perez Congrats on the black eye from the pea manager. You deserve two for outing anyone. Keep up the great work. Oh and Castro's still alive.
You are such a ROTTEN person…Granted I don't particularly like Jessica, but give the poor girl a chance. She has done nothing wrong. Why do like to pick on girls anyway? I guess you didn't learn your lesson with Fergie?
I wouldn't watch this if she was getting fisted by her father.
God i hate Perez!! I cant find his pathetic video anymore, so have to vent my anger here.. and you guys are losers for being genuine fans of this moron!!
Oh, I thought the picture was of Kirstie Alley. I am not kidding.
Nice meat sticks!
And Perez, "desperate attempt at a career"? Really? She has/had a career. And people (well, most people) dont want to punch her in the face for spewing venom.
For someone who's be a champion of rights and freedom, you're an angry hater. Do you think maybe some of these mean posts are detracting from your "more important business" with gay rights?
eeww the fart one
Re: Fidel Castro – Viva Fidel-where's Che?
Re: redmond – I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!!! Enough with Miss Piggy!!!! I bet she'll have a VERY HARD time reading the q-cards and interviewing people because she's an idiot! Good luck with that GARBAGE!
Re: erikaedge – AND YET YOU REPLY TO US so fuck to the you ass to the hole
Jessica is beautiful and is an amazing role model to all women out there. She has put up with so much ridiculous blah blah blah from countless numbers of nonsense loud mouths like yourself Perez just because she is not pencil thin. This show will hopefully bring the falseness of Hollywood to light and let "normal" "non-pencil like" women who do not live in Hollywood see how crazy the Hollywood image really is and they too are beautiful even if they are 10 pounds over weight.
Maybe you should examine your sorry excuse for an existence instead of slamming other people. Jeassica and Fergie, who you have also recently slammed, are beautiful and extremely talented young women. What is the talent of Mr. Perez Hilton? Oh yeah, nothing except a big loud mouth and a head full of air. Why don't you actually do something to help the world for once?
CANCELLED after first episode !
I wish she would just go away. Tony Romo does not need this distraction of this still trying to be relevant famewhore. I hope her show bombs nobody wants to see that shit.
EVERY TIME YOU PICK ON SOMEONE THAT HAS DONE NOTHING TO YOU I'M GOING TO JUST REMEMBER HOW YOU GOT CLOCKED IN THE FACE AND THAT SHOULD MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. STAY OUT OF ANY NIGHTCLUB THAT TONY ROMO, BRUCE WILLIS, BILLY RAY CYRUS, ETC. OR YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS KICKED AGAIN.
Talk about regrettable, would you take back what you said last night knowing you would get the shit socked out of you for it? lmao, and you better shut up talking about Jessica before Pappa Joe beats your ass too
Take it you don't really like Jess much hey Perez? Shouldn't think she gives a sh*t to be honest though. She IS pretty, has made tons of money and seems happy. Don't understand what she has done that's so wrong?
Uh, didn't VH1 give YOU a show too?
You're the one talk about a desperate attempt for a career! or fame for that matter!
PEREZ CALLED WILL.I.AM. A FU@KING FA@@OT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is nice, not the brightest crayon in the box, but geez, pick on someone who is mean! She tries to be polite, which I love and it is very rare to see these days. So, yes, I will watch
perez is going to fu@k fergie up when he seezes her again the baf@@n!
Why do all of my comments about Perez crying in his video disappear?
your gonna get your fat ass handed to you by jessica..
Damm Perez.. calm down girl. Jessica is fun to watch and very beautiful..
oh and "WINONAJOHNSON" girl u have no room AT ALL to talk about someone else… you hideous lookin "woman"?
look at the first few blogs on this page and you say that Kristen Stewart is icky, you say Kristen Bell has cellulite, you joke about Stephen Baldwin losing his home and the only nice thing you say in thoe first few posts is how beautiful Lourdes is. These are mild. I watched your pathetic video, my god, crying? really? You got what you deserved. You need to stop being so vicious and jealous, and just nasty. This I think will be a trend. You need to protect yourself. i certainly don't want to turn on the news and hear of your demise. You are an antagonist. You are hateful. Words are painful. Especially to performers. I really don't like you Perez and I think this really happened later than I had anticipated. Violence is wrong but you can only kick a dog so many times before he'll bite your ass. Jessica Simpson should kick your jealous fat ass.
Re: Haha_Screw_You_Perez – THATS F'D UP, HE PUT YOUR AVARY UP AND NOT MINE…
Re: Haha_Screw_You_Perez – THATS F'D UP, HE PUT YOUR AVARY UP AND NOT MINE……
why cant she just die ?
:(
ya see it is pictures like this that make people want to beat your ass.
you wonder why Will I am and company beat you down
considering where you came from and that you have an opinion on anything and everything, I think it is entirely inappropriate that you would judge anyone else for having an opinion. I think Jessica Simpson should kick your ass up and down Rodeo Drive so everyone can watch! You are a delusional asshole. We will all laugh at you while you cry because you are so decent and good…..you are a fucking joke!
Re: JigSaw – She'll probably ask him first "what is beautiful,?" and the poor fucker will have to say "you honey"
Just the description puts me sleep.
I actually like Jessica Simpson a lot. But damn, this looks boring!
Leave her alone! She is absolutely gorgeous and can sing.You have issues seeing as you rode her success when the show did great.A little fall from grace or weight gain and you dis her.Take you meds ,Perez…Jessica has talent and beauty.She seems to be a sweetheart too.I am sure she would STILL be gracious to you nomatter what you say about her.
Perez, your cum-drips are always hilarious, but this one reins supreme!
10 points!
Oh lord… please no! She can't even put together sentences let alone interview women about what beauty is. lol All VH1 is thinking about is how much $$$$$ they will make off of her. Wasn't her 15 minutes up 2 years ago after her visible failed pop music career… oh that's right it was country. LOL GEEZ! I don't know who is worse her, Paris or Britney? Maybe there all annoying! Thank god I don't watch VH1… of what I heard is on there are… a has been rapper, washed up rock star, wanna be pop star, blond bimbo looking for love… oh wait she will fit in perfectly! My bad! hahaha
sounds cool…could be interesting to see what other cultures see as "beautiful" in contrast with our culture.
I AM a reality JUNKY…I watch EVERYTHING.
your's is the desperate career. you're basically a vulture. it doesnt have to be that way. you clearly have some talents. use them for good, dude.
Mr. Perez, you are truly a douchebag! You make you're money with Google ads, and talking trash on other people. People….if you want to bankrupt el douchebag, be sure to NEVER click on any ads on his lame website. I look forward to watching this scumbag working at the local car wash. Remember - DO NOT CLICK ON ANY ADS ON THIS WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She sucks.
Will she wash her fish hole.
yes because i lover her….still don't understand why you hate on her all the time. Maybe that's why you got your ugly ass punched???? Why do you hate so much on Fergi??? Maybe people are sick of you just being a total fucking dick! If you were running your mouth about my sister like that I would've kicked your ass too.
Actually, the concept sounds interesting. I'd watch it. I'm a big beauty junkie anyway.
Ugh..I usually enjoy the shitastic television that is VH1…but I got tired of this bitch a long time ago. Like back when she was fucking Johnny Knoxville while still married. I will NOT be watching this fat cow's tv show.
At least she's WORKING unlike you Perez who only try to demean those who DO work. It's not that you have a celebrity site, there are many out there, but you are the most MEAN spirited without any reason to be. The news is sometimes interesting, although of late you've been just too LAZY to get your own news and have been pilfering from other sites, but your personal insults are uncalled for.
Damn, Jessica looks like she is arriving for the world female weight lifting championships. Her legs look like tree trunks.
PS Nobody is going to kick Perez ass. Assault is know laughing matter, just ask the tour manager of the BEP's, who is now sitting in a Canadian jail charged with assault. He's the coward that hit Perez from behind ( sucker punching Perez like a bitch) as he was leaving the club after the argument. I hope the BEP's will end up paying Perez big $$$$$.
jeeeeezuuuuaaaaaaammmmm, what is with the fat arse fat bag cover up shots !!!!?""
Yes i WILL be watching. i don't watch that much tv but i think what jessica is doing is great.
also love denise richards its complicated
Seriously, nothing about her says confident or inner beauty. She's all about appearances.
her 15 minites was up along-ass time ago now we can only hope that she will fade away quietly….the pink cowboys jersey did it all for me!
Will someone please punch him again??
Who cares? It's an honest living, whether there's a media "spin" on it or not. This is the entertainment industry.
At least she's making money doing something more respectable than talking shit about people 24/7.
And yeah, she gained a few pounds before. So what?
Child soldiers in Africa are being forced to kill their families.
PERSPECTIVE.
Get a clue dude.
Unbelievable! Is VH1 really this stupid? We are all finished with her, her sister and her odd father. They are all severely OVER exposed. No, I won't watch it. I will hope it's over fast and that she goes home with her hairy tail between her legs.
God, how did her legs get so huge. I can't understand why she doesn't lose some weight?
She's too old and fat for MTV or E!. It's hard to believe she's 28 and still so stupid.
She'll probably make it really effing boring… Does sound like a nice idea for a like an hour long show on Discovery or something but from VH1 it seems more like a desperate attempt. As for Jessica her self… she's pretty but I wouldn't call her hot or anything.
Liked her with Nick- don't like her with Tony. Could it be because I am a Cowboy fan? perhaps. She just gets on my nerves, and her dad seems intrusive to me. Put them together and its just an annoying package. Like nails on a chalk-board. Sorry Jess, don't really know you- but my perception of you lacks intelligence, beauty, confidence. I think you would be suited for a better Team. Perhaps the Eagles. You and Kendra can get your own show.
bahaha,
she's such a fkn bogan
What Perez your jealous they are not giving you a realtity show? Satanding up for gay rights and abused women? You and Teddy the caped crusaders
Maybe Tony will be in the reality show too and it will split them up like it did her and Nick!! One could only hope.
Most definetly will watch You deserve to never be seen on tv again you are a joke and so is this bullshit fake gossip site.
I REALLY DON'T NEED SOMEONE LIKE JESSICA SIMPSON SHOWING ME WHAT BEAUTY IS SINCE SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT BEAUTY IS HERSELF. SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DRESS HER OWN BODY TYPE. SHE WEARS HAIR EXTENTIONS, SHE PUTS THAT CRAP IN HER LIPS. SHE IS TOTALLY FAKE. I WILL NOT BE WATCHING THIS SHOW. I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT JESSICA'S DESPARATE ATTEMPT TO INVENT HERSELF AGAIN. THANKS VH1 FOR BRINGING THIS PATHETIC GIRL BACK INTO OUR LIVES.
TONY ROMO CAN'T KICK ANYBODY'S ASS, HE IS A FAT BUTTERBALL HIMSELF. DID YOU SEE HIM AT THE LAKER GAME. FAT ROMO NEEDS TO GET BACK INTO FOOTBALL SHAPE BEFORE HE CAN KICK ANYBODYS ASS
Jessica who??
Seriously, who is this chick and why is she even relevant?
Is it just me or does she look like a tranny? I saw one episode of her reality show when she was married and she just came off as being a selfish, spoilt little cow. I have no time for her.
I think Jess needs to be the next one to punch Perez in the face, either that or Jen Aniston.
Of course I will watch it! I´m so looking forward to it!! I am only sorry it will air only next year! It sucks! Don´t talk trash about Jess, Perez!! She is a beautiful person and you cannot talk about weight! You´re a fat ass!!!! Just look at yourself in the mirror!
She is just copying the TV show TRUE BEAUTY! Guess the music career is over for her and her only choice is reality television!
PEOPLE YOU NEED TO BACK OFF AND KEE YOUR COMMENTS TO YOURSELF ABOUT PEREZ HILTON! IF YOU DON"T APPRECIATE HIM THEN HY BOTHER EVEN CHECKING OUT HIS WEBSITE!?!?!?! THIS IS AMERICA AND PEREZ HAS THE RIGHT TO SAY AND DO ANYTHING!!!! I THINK IT IS FUNNY AND COOL WHAT PEREZ IS DOING!!!! BACK OFF ONCE AGAIN HATERS!!!!!
Honestly, I don't have anything against Perez. I think the celebs shouldn't let Perez get under their skin cause all day they have people judging them badly and paparazzi taking pictures *bad pictures* of them all day. So, I think they should laugh at Perez's comments, besides…are they hillario *hillarious* or what? You'd have to be horrifying stupid to not notics it.
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Oh gosh! Besides…Jessica has got fat!
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