Megan Fox, Not So Much
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The Transformers promotional parade has finally made it's way to El Lay, and we couldn't wait to see what hottie Megan Fox was going to wear for the occasion.
If we had known she was going to wear THAT, we wouldn't have gotten our hopes up!
It's a decent dress, but after looking at it for a moment, we suddenly have the urge to yell "TOGA! TOGA!" and ask where the keg is. Plus, who the hell is in charge of her hair? It's called hairspray stylists. It's meant to prevent that frizzy mess atop her pretty head.
So we're disappointed. She had some knock-out outfits on the red carpets overseas, but the most glamorous thing about this ensemble is the tattoo of Marylin Monroe on her arm.
Not your best, Foxy.
[Image via WENN.]
Kylie Coming Back Better Than Ever!!!!!!
I actually like the dress, better then the potato sack you wear you fat piece of shit !
FIRST!!!……..I'd like to see you pull off a White Dress!!!!!
Her hair def needs work. her dress looks like a white sack.
uggghhh
ugly dress
cant wait to see this movie..
I bet she's really a self-loathing gay who uses anti-gay slurs against others in an attempt to dehumanize them.
No, wait… that would be YOU!
Loser. Cry-baby. Never-was has-been. Karma's a bitch.
agreed she could have done so much better!
THAT tatoo is HIDEOUS… and so is she..
I actually like the dress.
Horrible. The dress looks awful, and the stupid look on her face is terrible.
the hair is not the best and the dres is ok…nothing special
Why isn't mario putting anything about his ass kicking on here today!!
first
i think the dress is gorg!! sometime perez….
You hateful, bitter bottom-feeder! You think the world OWES you and you're somehow claiming your dues by running through the mud those who were able to make their dreams come true.
No one is at fault that you failed as an actor, except you. Just look at yourself trying to act in your "Statement" video: straight out of Community College Theatre 101.
The reason this website is so successful is because it's the product of the few things you have inside: hate, resentment and jealousy.
Those celebrities you've befriended? Just a good PR move on their part. You exude nothing but negativity, and whenever you try to be positive it just reeks of pretense -because you suck at acting.
And you are BY NO MEANS an advocate for gay rights, you scumbag. You humiliate and "out" artists who don't owe us any disclosures, only good art. AND YOU USE ANTI-GAY SLURS TO ATTACK those who have had enough of your harassment! YOU HATE SUCCESSFUL GAY ARTISTS AND YOU TRY HARD TO UNDERMINE THEM! BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE!
AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT ALBINO GORILLA FACE OF YOURS. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HOLDING A BANANA IN YOUR VIDEO; MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE TRICKED THE ASPCA TO TAKE YOUR SIDE!
I find it funny Mario that you judge how people look when you always look like shit.
Sorry but she looks ridiculously hot here.
she hasn't been having much luck with great outfits on the carpets lately
Perez got a black eye by a pea, when are you going to apologize to GLAAD and the gay community. Funny how you are becoming more and more like Speidi, you keep making headlines in a negative way, first the Miss USA thing now this. Keep going and you may be as lucky as Jessica Simpson and get your own reality show.
This bitch is FUG. She's overrated. She thinks she's Angelina Jolie and she's dumb as rocks.
Wow, Annorexic, crappy Tattoos randomly thrown on, a shitty dress. Nice look there.
It does resemble a toga.
Re: GreatEscape – i'm guessing the bitch didnt know there was a camera going so he didnt realize he would end up looking like the tool. I love it. And now that no one is really siding with him he is a fucking coward with his tail between his legs.
Re: Borrito –
I COULD NOT!!!! have said it better!!!!
i'd still do her!
Since yesterday, everything you post just seems soooooooo different now. I just don't seem to want to read your shit or care what you say anymore. Odd. I think before I just thought you were a classless idiot, I could live with that. But now I kind of feel dirty and cheap and less intelligent after being here. You just utterly and completely have turned me off. I think you really blew it this time. I just won't be a part of it anymore. Done and out!
Overrated skank. She looked way hotter before the plastic surgery.
PEREZ,FOX NEWS JUST POSTED A PICTURE OF YOU IN PINK TIGHTS WITH TUXEDO JACKET,HMMMM AND YET YOU JUDGE……..CARRIE PREJEAN I THINK YOU WON DARLING…
i LIKE THE DRESS, IT'S NOT LIKE WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UNDERNEATH!
I think the dress is beautiful and she looks great!
MARK MY WORDS, SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE, IT'S GONNA COME OUT THAT THIS CHICK IS A TRANSSEXUAL. MARK MY WORDS.
princess leia
it's Marilyn Monroe
She looks like Terry Hatcher in this pic.
The dress isn't so bad, but the tattoo makes her look like the trash that she is.
MAY CHEF BOYARDEE FRICASSEE YOUR SISTER'S BIRD !!!!!!!!!!!!
glamorous is the farthest adjective i'd use to describe that kindergarten drawing on her forearm…..
Re: Rantee – If that's how you feel then don't fucking come on here. People like you are really annoying.
What, did your beatdown screw up your brain? She looks amazing.
I like the dress. I envy anyone who could wear that and not look like the broad side of a barn. Because I sure would if I tried to pull that one off.
i like this one
This hairless cat is overrated!
Re: Borrito – Hey Borrito, you are the best! Well said, I agree and I wish that I could have said it as well.
& i think she looks beautiful
Tats and elegant dresses are just so today, no? How f-ing ugly. Actually Marilyn's face looks better than hers does. She should smile once in a while. Her mouth looks so puckery and sour.
OMG! Megan always looks georgous no matter what she wears! This may look like a toga but she make it look damn sexy! Pick on someone who really can't pull it off!
seen the movie it's better than the first!
Re: Rantee – OK, we get it. Move on please…
I didn't get this dress. She wore all those gorgeous dresses to her trip to Europe and Russia, then it's time for the BIG premiere, two nights before he movie opening and she wears this??
Also Jolie's Father was there. Talk about Jole going nuts.
Still not seeing the "gorgeous" in this woman everyone else sees. She looks pretty average to me.
The dress is not bad, I just thought it was too simple for the final premiere.
i like that dress a lot
Re: **LondonHockeyGurL** – hahaha !
The Perez wonders why people want to punch his face !
whats wrong with the dress….did u see the frock she wore to the mtv movie awars paired with that slicked back hair??? And you think RPatz is bad…. HA
I AGREE WITH THIS!!!!
And you are BY NO MEANS an advocate for gay rights, you scumbag. You humiliate and "out" artists who don't owe us any disclosures, only good art. AND YOU USE ANTI-GAY SLURS TO ATTACK those who have had enough of your harassment! YOU HATE SUCCESSFUL GAY ARTISTS AND YOU TRY HARD TO UNDERMINE THEM! BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE!
AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT ALBINO GORILLA FACE OF YOURS. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HOLDING A BANANA IN YOUR VIDEO; MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE TRICKED THE ASPCA TO TAKE YOUR SIDE!
Re: Borrito – awesome ! I loved every word !
She looks better than you do Perez.
At least she looks half decent IN PUBLIC! You on the other hand, look like a poor peice of trash that rolled out of bad 80's video!
I think she looks Flawless and any of you who say otherwise are as worthless and pathetic as Perez you stupid haters. What do you want to bet you are all lonely overweight ugly bitches? Shame on you. You dorks wish you could look half as good as this woman. As for the tattoo, eh!
It's hard to find an outfit the compliments hideous deformed clubbed thumbs. Maybe she should skip the dark nail polish.
Re: NewYorker4 – I stopped coming on here months ago, but came back just to rub Piggy Perez's face in the crap he's laid. I won't be coming back, just thought I'd drop in to join the haters for a day. Drop dead, New Yorker. Your support of this loser makes you a supporter of hypocritical homophobes like Perez himself.
PEREZ HILTON is an EMBARRASSMENT to the GAY COMMUNITY!!!
PEREZ HILTON is an EMBARRASSMENT to the GAY COMMUNITY!!!
PEREZ HILTON is an EMBARRASSMENT to the GAY COMMUNITY!!!
PEREZ HILTON is an EMBARRASSMENT to the GAY COMMUNITY!!!
PEREZ HILTON is an EMBARRASSMENT to the GAY COMMUNITY!!!
FROM ONE GAY MAN TO ANOTHER
I like the dress, but she needs to lost the 90's hoop earrings and pull the rest of her hair up and slick it back. With a dress with so much fabric, the half-up hair and jewelry is overkill.
trying to pull an Angie…doesnt work for her
Re: Nip Slip – No, apparently you DON'T get it. Have you contacted BravoTV to drop their advertising on this site? Have you signed the petition to get Perez off of the Teen Choice Awards? Have you punched this pig in the eye from behind yet? Do your part! Don't just talk, act!
Mind you, I'd still fuck her, but in my not-so-humble opinion, that garish tattoo is by far the worst thing about her appearance!
Stylist should know that not every style looks great on everyone, This dress is to big on her. It's an awesome greek inspired dress, btu not good for her!
Re: THE ZOOLOGIST – you said "I think she looks Flawless and any of you who say otherwise are as worthless and pathetic as Perez you stupid haters. What do you want to bet you are all lonely overweight ugly bitches? Shame on you. You dorks wish you could look half as good as this woman."
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Megan, could you please stop having your mother come on here and post rants? As for saying we wish we looked half as good as this woman? Well I guess that would just take a few cheap shitty tattoos, some laxitives, a black wig and too much spray on tan. Wow, you're right! That IS pretty!
it's Marilyn, not Marylin
i swear i've seen angelina jolie in this same sort of get-up. exactly.
Re: Borrito – Love it!!!
Re: Borrito – well said.
I think she's really pretty but she always looks super angry
Re: Borrito – very well said
She has a beautiful face but her personality sucks which makes her very unattractive.
She's trying to be Angelina Jolie.
You knows its really amazing that you judge people on their you should really look in the mere for a gay dude you have no fashion. Also you're really not the famous and Im happy Will.i.am's manager knocked you out you deserved. Oh Calling Fergie a B*tch wow you are now the most hated man in the world now
Perez you should shut up no one likes you anymore and talk about fashion sense look at yourself you have no fashion.
Dear Megan- if you read this (which I'm sure you don't) I just wanted to say that dress in killer, and not so freakin trendy as everything else in El Lay, and I like the messy hair- don't people understand STYLE anymore?
she's such a twat.
what an angelina wannabe, it's just so embarrassing…look at that stupid pout hahaha.
i'm startin' to get really tired of her…
I think she looks great. Kudos to her for chosing something that didn't let it all hang out like she normally does.
I actually love the dress. Too bad the ugly prison tattoos ruin the whole look.
PEREZ PUT A FROZEN BAG OF BLACK EYED PSSS ON YOUR BOO BOO………. KARMA IT,S ALL THAT…… SLEEP WELL CARRIE PREJEAN..IT REALLY DOES COME AROUND….
That doesn't even look like her. What's wrong with her face?
Ehh… na..it's so blah!
Reminds me of that movie 300. That tatoo is not very attractive on her.
she looks like a horse bitch
sometimes i glance over the comments before i post one just to see what other people have to say, and wow. some people really need to grow up.
but anyways. i think megan fox is fucking sexy, but she could have gotten a better dress & her hair looks nasty. sometimes i get the vibe off of her that she thinks she's better than everyone. not saying she thinks like that but sometimes it's how she presents herself. which is always a turn off. but i'd take her in a heartbeat.
OMG - I guess I've never seen that tattoo - UGH!!! come on kids! don't be a loser like this! Think before you ink!!!
I think she looks stunning!!
I actually LOVE the dress I think it is Greek Goddess meets Hollywood Movie star… It ROCKS.. alothough I think the hair should have been wavy and down…..
but she is sooo hot, deffs would go lez for her…
well if Angie turned me down.
I wish you got punch in the voice box. I would say you were punched in the balls, but we all know you don't have them!!!!!!!!!!!
I love this dress.
Ugh! That wayyyyyyyyy disappointing!! The red dress she wore to a previous premiere was smokin hot but this white thing looks like she just pinned on a bed sheet and threw on a random belt to go with it.
i have to disagree… actually women dressed in white, they look awsome, and megan is no difference. She looks AMAZING here.
Her hair has been looking shiteous lately!
eh it's alright… I still think it looks WAY better than her MTV Movie Awards catastrophe. That was ridiculous. From the awful dress to her greasy hair… nothing was sexy about he that night. Except those tattoos maybe.
Not so hawt without the bangin' hair and make-up.
For a girl that isn't so talented, she better make sure
she looks better for now on.
IT's a nice dress but she just doesn't have the curves to pull it off. She's so skinny. It would look great on Eva mendes or someone like that
You misspelled Marilyn Monroe's name! That should be a felony! And this girl doesn't hold a candle to Marilyn or Angelina Jolie btw, she's a poor-man's Angelina