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The Bicycle Thief Goes Down

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The man responsible for stealing Lance Armstrong's bicycle is heading to jail!

For three years!!!!

Lee Crider is looking at a solid three years behind bars at his sentencing in Sacramento next Monday. The bike thief pled no contest to burglary and theft for stealing the Tour de France champ's time trial bike along with two other bicycles back in Februrary.

Dung Hoang Le, the man who purchased the $10k bike from Crider for a measly $200 is also looking at 90 days in the slammer.

We believe in paying the time for the crime, but three years???

That's the same sentence as grand theft auto!

Chris Brown got off easy!!!!!

[Image via WENN.]

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34 comments to “The Bicycle Thief Goes Down”



  1. 1

    You hateful, bitter bottom-feeder! You think the world OWES you and you're somehow claiming your dues by running through the mud those who were able to make their dreams come true.
    No one is at fault that you failed as an actor, except you. Just look at yourself trying to act in your "Statement" video: straight out of Community College Theatre 101.
    The reason this website is so successful is because it's the product of the few things you have inside: hate, resentment and jealousy.

    Those celebrities you've befriended? Just a good PR move on their part. You exude nothing but negativity, and whenever you try to be positive it just reeks of pretense -because you suck at acting.

    And you are BY NO MEANS an advocate for gay rights, you scumbag. You humiliate and "out" artists who don't owe us any disclosures, only good art. AND YOU USE ANTI-GAY SLURS TO ATTACK those who have had enough of your harassment! YOU HATE SUCCESSFUL GAY ARTISTS AND YOU TRY HARD TO UNDERMINE THEM! BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE!

    AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT ALBINO GORILLA FACE OF YOURS. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HOLDING A BANANA IN YOUR VIDEO; MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE TRICKED THE ASPCA TO TAKE YOUR SIDE!

  2. remi says – reply to this


    2

    I LOVE PEREZ!!!

  3. Gesq says – reply to this


    3

    P, are you talking about possible maximum sentences here? The max is rarely meted out - unless there are tons of prior convictions.

    Borrito, angry makes you look fat.

  4. SoCal says – reply to this


    4

    From the news:

    "Leonard Jacobs, editor of The Clyde Fitch Report, an arts and politics blog, said any racial or sexual slur is offensive, but questioned Hilton's standing within the gay and lesbian community.

    "Not only is he not helping the gay cause in any way, more pertinent is he's not helping his own cause any either," Jacobs told FOXNews.com. "By doing it, he essentially dissipates whatever credibility he might have had not only as a media figure, but as an openly gay man."

    Jacobs, who is also openly gay, said he never considered Hilton a spokesman for gay rights. If given the chance, Jacobs would suggest that Hilton stick to "doing gossip," he said.

    "Did it offend me? I don't really care what Perez Hilton says or thinks," Jacobs said. "He's the celebrity version of a heroin addict."

    bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

  5. O_Ren says – reply to this


    5

    WOW the system is really fuck up! Give them the chair while at it!! JEES



  6. 6

    Three years seems kind of backwards to me when you look at people like Chris Brown not being as heavily charged as I think he should be. Where is the balance?



  7. 7

    Re: Borrito
    WHOA!!!!! Borrito! Why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel??????
    Actually - very well said.
    Getting beat on is never any fun for anyone - but I have to admit that Perez's statement was over the top, completely inflammatory and just added fuel to the fire of an incredibly sensitive issue.
    As for this post - and a bicycle thief getting 3 years while Chris Brown walked for felony assault - this just proves, once again, the injustice of the so-called justice system. Pathetic but true. Welcome to the real f***ed up world.



  8. 8

    BLACK EYED PEAS HAVE THE #1 & #2 TOP SONGS ON iTUNES.



  9. 9

    3 years for stealing a BICYCLE, and Chris Brown only has to do community service for beating a woman?????? The world is messed up..



  10. 10

    I know a woman beater gets barely a slap on the wrist and a bike stealer gets 3 years in jail. Thats a joke.



  11. 11

    Re: SoCal – You know what I really don't understand?
    How the gay community didn't condemn Perez for his awful treatment of an Oscar winner Dustin Lance Black, who is so much respected in the gay community.
    What Perez did to this prominent gay rights advocate was reprehensible, and they simply let Perez get away with it.



  12. 12

    I don't understand the justice system in the country. Three years for stealing a bike?? I've seen people get lesser sentences for more offensive crimes than that! Apparently if you're rich in America, you can kill someone and get away with it if you have a good lawyer but if you're a poor guy in America, you can get three years sentence just for stealing a rich guy's expensive bike.



  13. 13

    Well 3 years does seem extreme but the bike was worth a lot of money as much as some cars so he should be punished. The 90 days for the other guy seems really harsh but I wonder if he knew the bike was stolen.

  14. jrnpp says – reply to this


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    Re: SoCal

    Nothing that resembles the news comes from FOXNEWS, its a mix of corporate pigs, right wing crazies and bible thumpers all spewing mumbo jumbo BS.

    Love you Perez!

  15. LOLok says – reply to this


    15

    Perez you are the BIGGEST dick for that drawing of Lance. You asshole, I'm soooo glad someone finally punched you in the face and I hope many more fists come your way, you dick



  16. 16

    shit 3 years for a bike when that football player get 3o days for murder is the outrage that shiz is crazy!!!!!!!!!



  17. 17

    wow - 3 years for a bike! Do you have any idea what the prison term is for a hate crime you fake fraudulent puke! Apologize to will!



  18. 18

    Lance could have dropped the charges, but I think that Lance is a butt and self-centered, and could care less that the sentence is not appropriate for the crime. That's what happens when you are poor, yes…but stealing is wrong, but if the charges were dropped in lieu of community service I think it would have been a better punishment.



  19. 19

    Re: Janetxo3 – I was going to say the same thing. I can't believe someone who stole a couple bikes (weren't they returned anyway?) would get jail time as opposed to someone who beat a woman really badly or a stalker (Tyra's) who got none at all. Our system is so fucked up.



  20. 20

    3 yrs is pretty good actually. Its not about how much he took, but rather the price of the bike that he stole from Lance. — Which is obviously a lot. Don't use Chris Browns case as a precedent for mitigating other people's wrong doings :P



  21. 21

    CHRIS BROWN NEEDS 2 GO TO JAIL BUT I'M SURE HE'LL FUCK UP

  22. MP says – reply to this


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    I can't believe that people who physically assault someone get probation, but this guy gets 3 years for stealing a bike. There's something seriously wrong with our justice system.



  23. 23

    LMAOOO WHAAAT?

    Someone gets 3 years for stealing a bike, but Chris Brown doesn't have to do any jail time for beating up a woman??

    The court system sucks.



  24. 24

    I think it might have been a felony because of the value of the bike. If his sentence is three years he'll probably be out in less than a year.



  25. 25

    In Northern California a new Sheriff's Deputy fell asleep at the wheel and killed two cyclist. He had a previous history of reckless driving. He has been on PAID vacation for the last year. He was just tried and only got two years. How does a bicycle theft constitute a harsher verdict then the killing of two cyclist? I love Lance, he is an inspiration, but in this case I think his celebrity status is what caused the harsher verdict.



  26. 26

    3 YEARS!!!!!!! there's this fat bastard chicago cop that got tanked off duty and beat the shit out of a 5'3 hundred lb. bartender on video….he got sentenced probation for his felony charges…..kicked the chick in the head on tape. Violence is soo much better for our society than uniball losing a bike.



  27. 27

    YOU ARE SOOOOO SAD!!
    Y DO YOU DRAW DICKS AND CUM ALL OVER THE PICS?? ITS SO HIGH SCHOOL!! AND ITS COMPLETELY OFFENSIVE TO MALE, FEMALE, GAYS, STRAIGHTS….ANYONE!!



  28. 28

    perez you are an inconsiderate little prick.



  29. 29

    Im sorry. but that dude and his "buyer" deserve the max. 1. stealing is pretty low. 2 ITS LANCE ARMSTRONGS BIKE! 3. the United states is pretty lienent on sentencing. you should get the max every time you do something wrong and get caught! maybe crime will go down



  30. 30

    Wow hahaha



  31. 31

    I WISH LANCE WOULD GO TO JAIL FOR BEING A MAJOR DOUCHBAG TOOL! TOO BAD PEOPLE DON'T GO TO JAIL FOR CHEATING ON THEIR WIVES WHILE PREGNANT AND THEN USING STARS TO FURTHER THEIR FAMEWHORING.

    BTW PEREZ HILTON GOT OFF EASY BY JUST BEING BITCH SLAPPED. IT COULD HAVE BEEN A WHOLE LOT WORSE, GIVEN THE AMOUNT OF VILE NEGATIVITY HE SPEWED AT CHILDREN ON THIS SITE!



  32. 32

    it is grand theft auto you dipshit…



  33. 33

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    OH, LOVE IT…CHRIS BROWN BEATS RIHANNA AND GET N O JAIL TIME AND A BIKE THEIF GETS 3 YEARS?!?!?!?! SOOOO FUCKED UP!!!
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  34. 34

    Um, hello! Stealing three $10K+ bikes is the equivalent of stealing a $30,000 car. Of course he gets the same time as grand theft auto.