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Do Hamburgers Make Ya Horny?

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We love it when companies try to push the envelope! We've never been one for subtlety!

And even though other fast food joints like Carl's Jr.s have had some racy ads in the past, like Paris Hilton washing a car while wearing a bikini and eating a burger, we can't help but be amused by Burger King's latest print ad.

The home of the Whopper is now introducing it's BK Super Seven Incher!

Sounds yum!

And when you're talking about something that's seven inches long, people's minds can wander off. Especially when you mix in the word "Blow."

But according to BK, their new burger is just that, mind-blowing!

Their ad reads:

"Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER. Yearn for more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty, topped with American cheese, crispy onions and the A1 Thick and Hearty Steak Sauce."

Although we kind of like the ad, even with the blow-up-doll looking model, we have no doubt that certain groups will start to protest shortly.

We're guessing they're going to want BK to pull the ads. Hopefully the Whopper Kings don't give in. Because, you know, some people can't take a joke!

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123 comments to “Do Hamburgers Make Ya Horny?”

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  1. 1

    it's really not funny or appropriate, i have kids. This is reaching them that this is ok. It's not.



  2. 2

    ooh a super seven incher im hungry!



  3. 3

    HIlarious.
    Will likely get taken down though.



  4. 4

    Yes, because misogyny and sexism are hilarious. That's one thing I don't get about you Perez. As a gay man, I imagine the ways in which you have been degraded and marginalized. How do you not sympathize with women who are constantly objectified? What justifies your hatred? You're merely a puppet of the patriarchal bullshit machine, and you're success is quite perverted.



  5. 5

    I'm sorry this is not a joke….this is another hyper masculine fantasy that demeans women and is inappropriate for a company who targets kids (all those lovely Kids Meal toys) and families. Lewd humor should stay in late night or comedy tours….not in places where children can easily see or hear things like that.



  6. 6

    Rosesfam18 i would not mind reaching you with my 7 incher ill even slap some A1 on it if you insist you hot milf you.



  7. 7

    ttag06 are you looking for a moral compass with perez?
    he has none.
    his idea of a good time is likely spending his evening on his knees for a room full of strange men providing dumpster service.

    he has no morals what so ever.



  8. 8

    gross..



  9. 9

    Funny how you would NEVER IN A MILLION FRICKIN YEARS EVER EVER EVER EVER SEE THE REVERSE of this, where it was a BK commercial alluding to going down on a woman! Funny how that works huh?



  10. 10

    Haha.. It got my attention. Marked5 should do an add like this.



  11. 11

    7 inches? Pfft. That wouldn't even turn my head…



  12. 12

    Hamburgers make me happy
    :D
    -And dude,ctfo.
    Perez is the fuckingg bomb.
    + If your kids understand this,it just means they have learned it somewhere else,my mom didn't get it.



  13. 13

    After the Big Bucking Chicken ads, nothing surprises me anymore.



  14. 14

    How about replacing the model with Perez? There's some truth in that statement.

    He's a fat ass, cock sucking whore with trailer trash tastes.



  15. 15

    I don't have any moral objections to this, but I look at this ad and think, "ew". Not appetizing. Do other straight men want to eat this stuff?



  16. 16

    How disappointing and sexist.

    im never eating anything from BK again. not that i did before since their food is CRAP.



  17. 17

    yeah… kinda like how Quiznos had to pull their ad with the toaster oven that said "Put it in me, Scott." This country is going to hell.



  18. 18

    Not EVEN funny….I have kids as well…and to yall that say if kids 'get this' . that they already knew or whatever your drivel was, …UH NO…its because of pieces of shit like u and the advertising companies that make these commercials, that my kids watch, that they see this shit in….Then they ask questions to us parents and we have to explain what the hell that means(t)…..Thanks for your support, mario, of the ' humor'…. Its just like I support the 'humor' you got with you dotted eye …..Funny, aint it ? ASSHOLE



  19. 19

    Re: furshamefvckers – You're right. It is sexist. But most of all, how many people out there want to eat something that reminds them of some guy's…



  20. 20

    lol so fuckin what?! this is funny and i cant wait to see what kinda contoversy happens over this! i cant wait to see all the nuns protesting. seriously people LIGHTEN UP!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!

  21. Sheq says – reply to this


    21

    The ad have been in Singapore's BK for nearly 1 month. Surprisingly nobody made a noise…guess we are not that closed minded here…



  22. 22

    Do hamburgers make you horny??? LOL Only you Perez!!!!!!! Your big ass probably gets horny over any type of food. I am sure you have already tried to "blow" this super seven incher!!!



  23. 23

    this is so sexist and degrading, wow perez, i can't believe you of all people think this is harmless, im a young college student and even i think this is inappropriate



  24. 24

    I hope Taco Bell comes out with a taco that looks like a big sloppy twat. That'd be awesome.



  25. 25

    Nothing from Burger King would ever make me horny. So now they have to use sex as a new marketing tool because they can't use their taste or quality anymore. It is not healthy but it is hot.



  26. 26

    Chill out, Ladies of the Harper Valley PTA. Your poor innoocent will survive a little silly sexual innuendo. As Eminem rapped, "They already have the Discovery Channel, don't they?"

    And BK has always pushed the envelope in advertising. Remember this website? Freaky & hilarious.

    www.subservientchicken.com

  27. Yokel says – reply to this


    27

    it's nice to know YOU STILL HATE WOMEN perez!



  28. 28

    Wow. Holy shitty fast food Batman, this is pretty offensive. I never eat BK myself, but now it's official, I never will.



  29. 29

    Re: Sheq – Maybe you're not as close minded…or perhaps y'all just have lower standards. I tend to believe the latter.

    This is totally inappropriate and sexist. I never do this, but I will be writing a letter of complaint about this. It is unacceptable. Like someone else said, where is the ad alluding to performing oral sex on a woman? I don't think we'll see one…this ad is clearly the result of some male fantasy where a woman will so desperately want his '7 incher' in her mouth. She even has a look of surprise and worry…not pleasure… on her face…sick, sick, sick.



  30. 30

    Re: dr_kitt – Oh go fuck yourself. #1…You're a dipshit. #2 This isn't 'a little' sexual innuendo. #3 You're a dipshit #4 Who the hell cares if BK has done crappy 'push the envelope' adverts before…how the hell is that relevant to THIS ad? It's not. #5 You're a dipshit.



  31. 31

    yOU GUyS ARE DUMB KiDS DONT UNDERSTAND UNLESS THEy ALREADy NOE ABOUT THiS STUFF!
    and SiNCE yOU PPL THE PARENTS ARE MAKiN SUCH A BiG DEAL THEy'LL THinK SOMETHinG iS UP
    AND yoU GUyS ARE THE PERVERTED ONES TAKiNG AN iNNOCENT BURGER AD TO SOMETHiNG SO PERVERTED!!!



  32. 32

    So that's what BK wants people to think of them now? I would have fired whomever created that tasteless ad.



  33. 33

    That's their A1 burger they had a few months ago, just on a diff bun.



  34. 34

    Probably makes you horny, fat boy.



  35. 35

    Re: CANDiiGURL12 – Another dipshit I see.

    Burger King panders to very young children…ever notice their Kid's Meal with the toy…they even come with toys for the under 3 set. If you're a parent, God help your kids if you think this stuff is appropriate for them to see.



  36. 36

    Re: Rosesfam18Re: Rosesfam18
    hey guess what! nobody gives a shit!



  37. 37

    People are WAY to uptight. Why pitch a bitch over a stupid hamburger add? Why waste your time. Its a HAMBURGER add get over it.



  38. 38

    wat the fuck?
    funny
    But hu does that???



  39. 39

    Degrading women. lovely. Lets sell more burgers the way PETA promotes vegetables…by degrading women. By simply taking this as "a joke" would mean that misogyny and hatred of women is okay.

    but to all the "manly" men out there…if you order this..enjoy the 7 ft. cock in your mouth!!



  40. 40

    man that looks good. how i wish i could eat a burger right now.



  41. 41

    I'D RATHER HAVE A FIVE DOLLA FOOT LONG!!!!!!!!!!



  42. 42

    this isn't an american ad and there are no intentions of using this ad here. only in Singapore where sex isn't thought of in the same restriction as it is here.



  43. 43

    Rosesfam18 — Fuck you and your kids. This is America. If you don't like it, move to a different country.



  44. 44

    Re: Rosesfam18 – well then mayb yu should monitor yur kids closer. either way their gna find out about it eventually.



  45. 45

    i love when the media continues to sell by using women as sex objects! YES! sandwhich looks icky unless you want to gain some tubby.



  46. 46

    Oh yes the Marketing potential is appealing to Bob's Diner and Truck Stop customers - does that 7 incher come with a porn stall to feed quarters into - totally creepy!



  47. 47

    it shocks me how in an age when everyone calls themselves a feminist shit like this is chuckled at and everyone pretends like its all a big joke.

    burger king isn't doing this to get a good laugh out of people, so don't spew this "some people can't take a joke" nonsense;
    they portray women as blow-up-doll sex machines to entice you to pay money for the crap that comes off their greasy griddles.



  48. 48

    ha quiznos had a pretty racy ad "put it in me, scott" but this is bad. sex sells i guess



  49. 49

    thats a suckkish ad.



  50. 50

    Mario, you fucking suck. Go into Cardiac Arrest please.



  51. 51

    dont think they will take this down.its already in the outlets here in singapore.and we are one tough nut on morals and all.actually,there is no basis to remove this ad cause its open to interpretation.BK can always argue that they werent implying anything,just describing their burger.that isnt wrong is it?



  52. 52

    o my fuck god you think everything makes ppl horny we are not you!!!!!!



  53. 53

    As a female in her 20s, I think the ad is kind of funny.
    I can see the argument for it being inappropriate, but I do agree that if you are raising your kids right, they won't have any idea that there's a hidden message.
    And as for those of you claiming its sexist, have you ever participated in oral sex, female to male? Because if you have, I guess that means you're sexist too.



  54. 54

    It actually is totally misogynist and unfunny. Those of us who are saying so are not being 'uptight' or 'close-minded.' Lady Gaga, to take an easy example, annoys the hell out of me, but her expression of her sexuality doesn't bother me. This ad is completely different; it is demeaning to women and disgusting. Shame on you, Perez, for not supporting women. Shame on the people who have said rude and disrespectful things about Rosesfam18, who has the right to express her opinion, and is a woman and mother and deserves your respect. And to Sheq: no, that does not mean that people are more "open-minded" in Singapore. Give me a break, you are talking about one of the most conformist, group-think cultures on earth. Excuse me for saying so. Singapore's acceptance of the ad reflects your patriarchal views, sexism, and historical and perpetual oppression and submission of women.



  55. 55

    I am going to inform you of a fact you did not know. Listen closely.

    When a man and a woman get married and they love each other…they can then have children. Those are little tiny adults if you are not aware. Some people, those with brain large enough to be detected by medical technicians…don't like smut and pornographic innuendos reaching those little kids.

    Got it?

    If you are going to post this trash…I think you should have to put an age limit on your profile…in fact…I think I am going to insist upon it. Be expecting a call.



  56. 56

    Re: musicmiss33 – That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. I think this ad is disgusting, but I am also one of the most sexually open-minded people I know. Have I received or performed oral sex? Yes. Do I have hang-ups or feel ashamed about it? Hell no. Posing for an ad, making a joke to the world about me performing that act, doing it for money for the ad, and it involves a hamburger? That's disgusting and demeaning…and very public and totally different.



  57. 57

    Re: ttag06Re: ttag06 – I totally agree with you! this ad is not hilarious, and it is not a joke. Women should protest!



  58. 58

    Re: inthe206 – So then you've never watched a movie or TV show that featured a joke about sex and laughed?



  59. 59

    Re: inthe206 – Oh and you've never watched a comedy that includes a sex scene?



  60. 60

    Re: mrshark – Bring it the fuck on loser, you wish.



  61. 61

    Re: Heart Of Me – Funny!!! You totally get props for that #43!! High five!



  62. 62

    haha. its funny fuck the haters. love u perez.. call me!!



  63. 63

    inappropriate



  64. 64

    Re: iamjackslackofsurprise – Equality for women, violence against women, and child abuse is not just an American problem, you fucking nit wit. It's a problem we should care about no matter where it's happening. I never heard anyone give a more stupid, ignorant response in my life.



  65. 65

    This is the most BRILLIANT response I've ever heard of in my life.



  66. 66

    Re: berrybaby – first…learn how to spell.

    TTag06—–(awesome post, ITA everyday. i'm so sick of perez's bs)
    Yes, because misogyny and sexism are hilarious. That's one thing I don't get about you Perez. As a gay man, I imagine the ways in which you have been degraded and marginalized. How do you not sympathize with women who are constantly objectified? What justifies your hatred? You're merely a puppet of the patriarchal bullshit machine, and you're success is quite perverted.



  67. 67

    foreverneworleans
    This is the most brilliant quote on this topic ever!!!!!!

    QUOTE_______Degrading women. lovely. Lets sell more burgers the way PETA promotes vegetables…by degrading women. By simply taking this as "a joke" would mean that misogyny and hatred of women is okay.

    but to all the "manly" men out there…if you order this..enjoy the 7 ft. cock in your mouth!!



  68. 68

    baaaaahaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah sofuckin funny



  69. 69

    For a guy who just got in trouble for using words that are offensive you sure are quick to jump at an ad that degrades women. Ads like this are the reason we get paid less and why men think if they hit on us at a bar and we don't respond they can call us a, "bitch or hoe.". But thanks for reminding me that women still have a really long way to go.



  70. 70

    Re: pollopicu – Ouch that hurt! If your gonna try to insult me…please come up with something better than whining about spelling!



  71. 71

    Do hamburgers make me horny? Well; if the burger in the picture was my dick & about to go into her mouth, YES it would (the chick that is:) Which begs the question: 7-incher? Why did they choose to call it that? I mean is that the norm? Because I got that beat:)



  72. 72

    "We're guessing they're going to want BK to pull the ads. Hopefully the Whopper Kings don't give in. Because, you know, some people can't take a joke! "

    Ummmm…YOU are the loser that can't take a joke. You dish it out, but are a whiny ass baby when anyone makes a comment about you.

    Grow up Perez…or slit your wrists….just do something to get the F*** out of here.



  73. 73

    For all of you that hate him so much, why do you spend your time on his website?



  74. 74

    this is incredibly inappropriate. bk better not get away with this.



  75. 75

    92% of you are whining females.

  76. pffft says – reply to this


    76

    a whole 7 inches? haven't had that yet!!



  77. 77

    haha wow the only thing funnier than the ad is how freakin heated all you people are getting over something that isn't even a big deal. don't we have bigger problems to worry about than some silly bk ad? wow people lighten up. and musicmiss33 i agree, if you think perez is so horrible why do you continue to come and support his website?



  78. 78

    Re: softbones – Im a whining female and Im not the least bit offended! LOL =)



  79. 79

    Listen Perez I don't know if they make you horny but they sure make you're mom!



  80. 80

    I'm not angry about it, but it's gross. Why does everything have to be sexy now? It's just a sandwich!



  81. 81

    lame



  82. 82

    … this is FUNNY.
    sex is FUN.
    7 inches… is well, workable. but damn do they make a measly seven inches sound FUN.

    all of you freakin' need to relax, probably with a joint and a good fuck and take another look at this ad.

    looks to me like mutual satisfaction.
    :)



  83. 83

    The way the ad is layed-out, yes it's probable they had 'seven-incher' on their minds when creating it, but no, it shouldn't be bothering prudes, or parents of young impressionable children. There is far worse out there than vaguely phallic sandwiches to worry parents over. If a BK ad is going to send you idiots into sensory and censorship overload, then maybe you're in need of intensive therapy. Grow up.



  84. 84

    Re: wicked_game – Hahahah that was fucking great.



  85. 85

    this ad is really offensive



  86. 86

    the first person to comment on it doesn't agree with it wot does that tell ya?!?! i think its hilarious i doubt we'll b gettin the sandwich in UK restaurants just yet but that burger looks absolutely gorgeous. BRILLIANT ad campaign loving BK



  87. 87

    One more reason to skip Burger King. Crappy unhealthy food and crappy, creepy ads.



  88. 88

    hahahaha this is great keep it up perez



  89. 89

    …Nothing new in America. Next it'll a nine inch. No wonder why theres such a high obesity rate here.



  90. 90

    BK and MCD have both SOLD OUT to a "yo, yo", hip-hop oriented crowd. THe new "KING", is fuckin' DISTURBING! THis is an ad CLEARLY trying to woo the young chicks who want a BIG, brown tasty 7".. EPIC FAIL

  91. Verb says – reply to this


    91

    Coming from a nation that invented "sex and the city" a series that had women constantly talk about their sexual conquests (most of which could be construed as vulgar), which had a movie offshoot, that was watched primarily by women..Maybe that should have been banned for sexism!



  92. 92

    -__-;; its a fucking ad.
    all because you look at it
    doesnt mean your going to
    go out an buy it or go
    suck a dick. seriously.
    get over it. you guys make
    everything much more
    "devastating" then it should be.
    -__-; jesus fxcking christ.

  93. AshLo says – reply to this


    93

    It is funny, it is creative, but can't advertising "geniuses" come up with a smart, funny ad that doesn't portray women as sexual objects (she literally looks like a blow up doll, gross) yet again. How many ways can we see women put in sexual positions like this to sell a product, come on. And I totally agree with other commentators, I don't understand why Perez supports gay rights but always helps put women down.



  94. 94

    Good Lord, How in the world does Burger King think this ad is in any way appropriate for their image? I have kids and I won't be eating at BK any time in the near future because of this stupid ad. Shame on them.



  95. 95

    ok… ok… The only reason sexism exist is that women allow them selves to be victim. I am a woman, and I have never ever had a problem with sexism. I have never been hit by a man, never had a chance of being raped, I run my household, and I make more money then most the men in my proffesion. I am very very sexually open minded and dont believe that this ad is sexually offensive.
    I do, however; find that this ad is disgusting in the fact that they are promoting corporate mass produced food in insane proportions. dont do that to your self.



  96. 96

    Fuckin delish.



  97. 97

    The mad cow and hormones will "blow your mind" into dying.



  98. 98

    Some people can't take a joke? Molino was joking. Couldn't you take it? To bad he didn't knock your fucking head off. That would be hilarious, wouldn't it? Does your eye still hurt? I hear demerol works. Use LOTS and LOTS. It'll be fine.

  99. pj88 says – reply to this


    99

    This ad will never see the light of day…its only meant to go around the internet and get people talking.. which is exactly what it has done. Well done Burger King



  100. 100

    The BK King creeps me out.

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