Jeff Goldblum Is NOT Dead!

Filed under: Etc.

Stop the rumors.

    Posted: Jun 25, 2009 at 8:21 pm / Email this  »

    94 comments to “Jeff Goldblum Is NOT Dead!”



    1. 1

      Thank goodness.



    2. 2

      What about Harrison Ford? George Clooney? Carrot Top? I hear they've all passed on today.

    3. Puffy says – reply to this


      3

      NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIM
      who is that???

      the king is dead lets devote the rest of the day to him a rember him
      for his perfromaces and legacy



    4. 4

      I'm surprised at how you're posts have changed. I think you might have really changed. wow.



    5. 5

      WOW



    6. 6

      who's that guy??



    7. 7

      yes no perez cmon Your up with it?



    8. 8

      Thank goodness. I heard another one about Harrison Ford too.



    9. 9

      Are u sure daddy :) !?



    10. 10

      Are you sure Daddy!?! :)



    11. 11

      Was Jessica Biel taken by the sea?????



    12. 12

      People are really annoying. Bloody trolls.



    13. 13

      Ugh I hate when people make up these rumors



    14. 14

      what the hell! people need to stop making up these rumors , they aren't funny!



    15. 15

      Re: Sweatpeas
      lmao!!!



    16. 16

      You need to crawl back under a rock for a few days fatass



    17. 17

      lol good one.



    18. 18

      wow..this is the quietest i have seen this site all week, guess everyone is glued to the tv.



    19. 19

      oh thank god.

      farrah and michael are more than enough deaths to last us a life time :(

      Today has been such a tragedy.

      RIP farrah and michael, your legacies will live on forever.



    20. 20

      OMG! You took off the post where you talked smack about MJ right before he died!!! You're ridiculous!!! wow!



    21. 21

      Re: Jett19 – What did he say??



    22. 22

      His wiki page still says he's dead. someone should fix that!



    23. 23

      don't even joke about that- my heart would seriously break!!!!!!

    24. Laury says – reply to this


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      Two legends in one day is enough, we don't need a talented actor to die as well.



    25. 25

      wow, that's fucked up.

      I bet Nicole Richie started crying bwahaha.

      sorry, wow thats just messed up.



    26. 26

      So did Farrah fucking Fawcett you prick.

      see, this is exactly like when John Ritter and Johnny Cash (god rest their souls)! Ritter got more coverage while Cash got nothing! Nothing but a 2 line segment on the news channels.

      see, the crazier you are…the more press.



    27. 27

      Re: daniel – you obviously did not see the one he took down



    28. 28

      talk about hypocrite…
      'stop the rumors'…



    29. 29

      Re: daniel

      Well, Karmas a bitch….Mario, go get your physical (and i dont mean blowjob or anything)!!! SERIOUSLY! Karma hurts ]:



    30. 30

      so massively unfunny- there's been enough loss today. don't mess with the goldblum too!!!



    31. 31

      Re: Smeishy – i am surprised piggy hasn't banned you for reprinting his ridiculous post. thanks for reminding everybody. fuck mario



    32. 32

      Re: Mariofuckinretard – duhhr that's on page 2 dick



    33. 33

      Re: Puffy – Oh please…he hasn't done anything worthwhile in years except become so freakish as to make himself fodder for the tabloids. His career was over a decade ago.



    34. 34

      Re: sladetim – if u didnt like him piss off the page then dick



    35. 35

      Re: Puffy
      A LOT OF PEOPLE CARE ABOUT JEFF GOLDBLUM.

      don't be so rude.

      the "king" has been gone for years.

      TJ Holmes sad it best:
      Just doesn't seem like a fitting end for one of the greatest performers of all time. We were all touched by his music at some point in our lives. Over the years, he became something that we didn't remember and didn't recognize. We will always have his music, but in a way, it seems like we lost Michael Jackson a long time ago. R.I.P. T. J.



    36. 36

      Re: Sweatpeas – HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA…..



    37. 37

      Re: Puffy – So because you don't know who Jeff Goldblum is, no one cares. Don't assume to speak for anyone but yourself. Oh, and since I don't know who you are, fuck off.



    38. 38

      Re: OOGLE

      nah, they just need to revamp "The Fly"
      bawhahahahhahhaha



    39. 39

      I didn't even know that rumor WAS going around… thank god, that'd make 3 today and my head would pop, love that guy



    40. 40

      WTF How did JEFF GOLDBLUM (of all people) get drugged into all of this…



    41. 41

      Re: Mariofuckinretard – omg u haters r so annoying if u dont like perez y do u even come onto his site what the hell is wrong with u hahaha such losers



    42. 42

      Sky Saxon died today.



    43. 43

      That is a big pile of shit.
      I love Goldblum. We would eat the moon if it were made of bbq spareribs.



    44. 44

      Re: Mariofuckinretard – haha well said, go get a physcial perez, cos my old landlord just died of nut cancer, he was an asshole. rip Michael Jackson. and Farrah Fawcett



    45. 45

      well his career certainly is



    46. 46

      Re: ariel_is_swell – lol not many americans knew about it because someone rang an aussie media outlet, apparently it may have been the same guys who said tom cruise fell off a cliff in NZ

    47. Kelci says – reply to this


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      You seem kinda mad at the world, Perez :(

      This is good news though. :D



    48. 48

      I am a nice man. In the past I was always seeking my love. A friend told me a platform***Blackwhiteloving-com***where I knew my ideal match, a beautiful and gentle woman. I hope more and more people can get happiness there. I believe "All shall be well, and Jack shall have Jill".



    49. 49

      But some of us wish GEENA DAVIS WAS !!! Gee ! "The Fly (remake)" — what a classic - NOT !



    50. 50

      How do you know? did his publisist finally release a statement?

      Cos i love that guy. Be sad to lose him :(

    51. j0e says – reply to this


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      now THAT would have made me upset.



    52. 52

      Man! People are being harsh! Glad this is just a rumor, I still love Jeff Goldblum so very much.



    53. 53

      thank god



    54. 54

      all you assholes talking shit about perez FUCK YOU! how many times have you talked shit or laughed at michael jackson before u knew he passed? very sad, yes. also, he apologized get the fuck over it.



    55. 55

      wow thats funny since all you do if spread rumours.



    56. 56

      Holy hell, Jeff Goldblum is my big Jewish crush. I heart him. PLEASE tell me this isn't true. Jesus!



    57. 57

      I know the set rigger in NZ on his film. He said he watched Goldblum lose his harness and fall off a 60 foot cliff. Never even made it to the hospital, poor guy.



    58. 58

      Do anybody really know about Jeff Goldblum dead?



    59. 59

      2 beautiful persons in one day



    60. 60

      I hope he is happy he is alive.



    61. 61

      Thank God!!!!!
      He's the actor, from among other things, Jurassic Park…and recently he's joined the cast of Criminal Intent when Chris Noth departed.
      Jeez, if they aren't reality stars you guys have no clue, sad state of affairs.



    62. 62

      Someone should seriously hijack this page to a useful url. Perez may as well pack up and move to the burbs. Stick a fork in Perez, He's done.



    63. 63

      Re: YeahSo? – Yep, ppl know who fame whores like spencer pratt is but when someone is actually a talented artist…



    64. 64

      Dale Denton: [talking about his girlfriend] I go visit her in high school and all the guys she goes to school with are, like, strong and handsome and really, like, funny and do good impressions of Jeff Goldblum and shit like that. And, like, I just feel like a fat, dumb fuckin' stinky-ass turd when I'm there.
      Saul: What?
      Dale Denton: It sucks for my ego.
      Saul: Fuck Jeff Goldblum, man!

    65. ymar says – reply to this


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      jeff goldblum must live on.. no more deaths from talented great people. the fly must live on



    66. 66

      Maybe you should jinx it again



    67. 67

      You are a hypocrite. You are beyond redemption. Why not keep the original Michael Jackson post up? Exactly, because it was wrong. I believe you enjoy being mean to other people because you are so unhappy with yourself. Perhaps at your passing, someone can show you the same compassion you have shown Michael Jackson. You validate the ideas of homophobes. You are a slur against the gay/lesbian/transgender community. I still believe you can make ammends for the mistakes you have made and come out on top in the future. Tonight, I am just so disappointed, and being a fan of your site is impossible. You are everything you accuse Will.I.Am of being; take stock of your life.



    68. 68

      Re: aussiechick – I'm laughing like crazy here! Someone said Tom Cruise fell off a cliff in New Zealand????
      I almost fell off my chair!



    69. 69

      Re: YeahSo? – Jeff Goldblum was also fantastic in "Independence Day" with Will Smith.



    70. 70

      Perez- When are you going to realize that we all f***ing hate you? How dare you turn the death of two icons into a passing subject to make a joke about Jeff Goldblum?

      Go to hell…buy a gun and speed up the process A-hole!

    71. ymar says – reply to this


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      to the people who hate perez… why are you on his site?? and blogging, at that.. dumb asses.. get a life! - is your life that boring?



    72. 72

      love him! who less would STAR in law and order!



    73. 73

      Thank god!



    74. 74

      It's so funny reading all your comments. How you insult Perez Hilton. You know What? Why are you even reading his Blog if you hate him sooooo much? Go get yourself a live and stop thinking your opinions full of bad expression and mean words will be heard by anyone. You are so pitiful!



    75. 75

      Re: sladetim – If you hate him so much why are you even here.
      seriously

      ill pray for you :)



    76. 76

      Thank goodness!



    77. 77

      why not doesnt he want to share the lime light with michael and farrah



    78. 78

      Just his career!



    79. 79

      who?



    80. 80

      But what about Trent Reznor?



    81. 81

      Shame you are still around



    82. 82

      I know, right?? Stupid people are all over FBook saying he's dead, even those who are in the reporting industry who should have better resources to check on these sort of rumours! Damn…



    83. 83

      Is there anything on this web-site that is not drama driven and bashing…..Do we not have enough problems as it is. Of all web-sites this one should be as close to a truth instead of foder like over a dinner table…….this is fishwrap news and if you actually sponsor it you people are supporting BS in the media. I am out of here.



    84. 84

      is Perez dead yet? please please please let him not be faking



    85. 85

      WOW…for something so important that happened yesterday. Your still slinging BS! You should be ashamed!



    86. 86

      love how you're deleting comments! Bravo!



    87. 87

      oh well.

    88. AMO says – reply to this


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      Wow, so many idiots on this site. If you don't know who he is, Google him. Don't waste a post asking who he is… so annoyingly ignorant!



    89. 89

      NO ONE CARES if Jeff Goldbloom is dead.



    90. 90

      If you have to ask "whos that guy" than you shouldnt be on this site. ghey.



    91. 91

      please mario, you are the one that STARTS the rumors.



    92. 92

      He's been on the Colbert Report this week, and last week! Dead?!?



    93. 93

      And neither is Fidel. Idiot.



    94. 94

      Re: Puffy – You are a dumbass, Dumbass.