New Wino Merchandise Goes To A Brand New Low
Filed under: Amy Winehouse > Business Blitz
While Amy Winehouse is busy boozing and recording on permanent vacation in St. Lucia, her publishers have found a way to keep milking the cash cow.
Are you ready for this?
Amy's now famously ironic lyrics will be printed on gift wrap and greeting cards, setting a new standard in tackiness. According to a source, "The first item in the Winehouse range will be wrapping paper with the chorus of Rehab emblazoned all over it." Make sure to use that when you wrap up a six pack.
What will they come up with next!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: June 25, 2009 at 7:30 pm
As I turned up the collar on
A favorite winter coat
This wind is blowin' my mind
I see the kids in the street
With not enough to eat
Who am I to be blind
Pretending not to see their needs
A summer's disregard
A broken bottle top
And a one man's soul
They follow each other
On the wind ya' know
'Cause they got nowhere to go
That's why I want you to know
I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
And no message could have been any clearer
If you wanna make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself and then make a change, yey
Na na na, na na na, na na na na oh ho
I've been a victim of
A selfish kinda love
It's time that I realize
There are some with no home
Not a nickel to loan
Could it be really pretending that they're not alone
A willow deeply scarred
Somebody's broken heart
And a washed out dream
(Washed out dream)
They follow the pattern of the wind ya' see
'Cause they got no place to be
That's why I'm starting with me
I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
And no message could have been any clearer
If you wanna make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself and then make a change
dumb
WHAT WILL THEY COME UP WITH NEXT?
HOPEFULLY A MUZZEL FOR UR ASS!
"…setting a new standard in tackiness."
You'd know all about that wouldn't you?
Thats so Tragic
I like that idea.
is anyone here familiar with the expression "Flash in the Pan"
who gives a fuck, let people make money. Mario you are a loser which will never make it to star level.
Uhhh, you think you could take some fucking time off to respect that a great loss has just happened. God damn.
As long as Wino gets her share of the money, why not. What is stupid for some might be fun for others.
Believe me, NOBODY will remember this 1 hit "wonder" a month from now…
She looka like-a man!
Ugh I'm so tired of hearing about her
she started out as this new "up and comer", but now she is turning into a tacky poster child for drugs and alchohol
not a fan, but lyrics on wrapping paper and cards is beautiful
something about her just makes me want to barf into the nearest toilet.
Speaking of new lows, did you hear the one about the loud mouth blogger who thinks people care about what he says?
Someone should seriously hijack this page to a useful url. Perez may as well pack up and move to the burbs. Stick a fork in Perez, He's done.
FYI : This tacky wrapping paper is already available in the U.K.
And actually, It's not that hideous, it's rather cool. The wrapping paper is only available to purchase at art galleries and high end retail stores,
I'm sure Lindsanity would love it!
Whiney is a waste of space. With a bit of luck, she will do a Jackson soon
Looks better with the wig…..
Is that hospital bracelets on her arm????
Re: FossfromOz – are you wishing death on her by that statement about "pulling a Jackson"???? If so, that is horrible, and I'm not even a fan of her's but I don't wish death on anyone!
MARIO KNOWS ALL ABOUT NEW LOWS! NOW THEY HAVE MORE THAN ONE THING IN COMMON!
Ewww…www.missperfectblonde.com
All you 15 year olds saying she's a one hit wonder and a flash in the pan can go back to your farm and milk your bull. She's a musical genius. The only way she'll ever be a flash in the pan is if she kills herself with her poor personal choices. As for the wrapping paper thing…not my cup of tea but to each their own. It doesn't take away from her talent!
Re: TylerD – what a dick!!!!!!!!
Look at her hands! I mean come on? At some point don't you just decide, yep, better wash them? Seriously…
Tats JUST SAD……instead of helping her there trying 2 mke Money off of her….How LOW!!!
Who in there Right mind would buy gift wrapping paper with lyrics on it frm a song called Rehab….WTF??!!
you can make some wicked wraps out of that!
SHE WEARS THEE SIGN OF SATAN ON HER NECK!