Bruno Burned!

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Sacha Baron Cohen's new movie is not well-reviewed.

Bummer!

Posted: Jun 27, 2009 at 12:00 pm / Email this »

52 comments to “Bruno Burned!”

cstlmo says – reply to this

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Thats because it looks unbearably stupid
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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So let me guess………….Its 10 out of 10………….
legion says – reply to this

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AT LEAST HE WORKS FOR A LIVING.
siaxter says – reply to this

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I don't listen to critics, they have too much up their ass to know what's good or bad.
Laury says – reply to this

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I think the problem is, there was so much hype surrounding that movie, some people are bound to be disappointed. With Borat, nobody expected something quite like it, it took everyone by surprise. Whatever, I'm gonna see Bruno. Love Sacha Baron Cohen!!!
Modesto says – reply to this

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Re: mosh – GET OVER IT ALREADY! i don't even like, perez! those comments are just so stupid. i highly doubt anyone would be so heartless that they could speak lightly of someones death… even, perez.
Corey_Vacate says – reply to this

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America dislike a man mocking a gay lifestyle… I'm shocked… Its like the sequel to Perez Hilton.
Modesto says – reply to this

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this movie is going to sell soo many tickets! i know i can't wait to see it! i'm not even too into comedys.
lawyer_in_hiding says – reply to this

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Mr. Cohen's shtick is old. At best it can last 15 minutes for a stand-up routine but an entire movie turns into tedium and everyone looking for the exits.
parez=homo says – reply to this

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PAREEZ IS A HOMO THAT OFUND BEING HIT BY WILL-I-AM SEXXUALLY AROUSING!
Little Edie says – reply to this

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BUMMER??? Did you READ the review Perez???
I am beginning to wonder- perhaps a little growing up and or acting like a MATURE GAY ADULT on your part might be suggested in view of all thats been going on with you lately.
ihypes says – reply to this

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the hollywood reporter is homophobic perez. go get 'em, sick 'em with your homo fangs.

They obviously liked straight, womanizing, bigot borat better than homosexual, fashionably fierce bruno.

This review stinks of intolerance and equality!!!!

LMAO no one cares that review won't stop anyone from watching it.
maxie pad says – reply to this

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Shacha Baron Cohen is just an unfunny idiot with too much publicity. I hope he goes back to Britain where he belongs. Imbecile.
Orator says – reply to this

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It looks like crap. He's trying too hard. The jokes aren't funny. The "African baby" joke, especially doesn't work.
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Bruno loves a good fist in the ass.
Orator says – reply to this

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The jokes are stupid. The "African baby" joke is the worse. He tries too hard. It's also an hour, now that they removed the Michael Jackson joke.
Kanye's a Gay Fish says – reply to this

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fuck that i think it looks HILARIOUS
Zeriouzly says – reply to this

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Hollywood reporter always gives bad reviews, they're terrible. The Variety review is more neutral…
REAL_TALK says – reply to this

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PROBALY BECUZ THEY TOOK THE FUNNIEST PART OF THE MOVIE OUT, WHICH WUZ THE LETOYA JACKSON INTERVIEW OUT OF RESPECT FOR MIKE.
AND I HEAR ITS NOT LONG AT ALL, BUT I STILL WANNA C IT.

ANGELINA HAS ONE… MADONNA HAS ONE…. NOW BRUNO HAS ONE! LMAO
mattyesmateo says – reply to this

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One review does not a bad movie make. Perez, why do you jump the gun so quickly? After the movie makes its debut you'll be singing some praise like you always do because you're like the wind. You change direction every ten seconds. Stop using plurals when you only have one review to showcase. You're not a very good writer at all. Your information is shady and you are easily influenced. Sharpen up those skills.
REAL_TALK says – reply to this

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Re: mosh – OMG!!!!!! WE GET IT NOW!!!!!!!
DoctorWhovian says – reply to this

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It's recieved mostly positive reviews Perez, so why just post on the negative?
LaLaLams says – reply to this

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Well, it's a bit over the top, a bit distasteful, and gives gays a bad name everywhere.

And Bruno reminds me of Zoolander. So it's not even that original.

Is that enough? I really wish he'd go away.

THERE I SAID IT!
~Ijustdontcare~ says – reply to this

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Re: Modesto – I agree that this guy needs to stop posting his shit on EVERY post, but I disagree about perez caring. He does not care about mj or anyone but himself. He is the most self-serving person I have ever seen. He does nothing but make excuses for himself for whatever he does. He is a disgusting human being. But, yes he would and does make fun of the dead, and will continue to do so as long as we all let him, by coming to his site. I this last week have only come once aday as to not give him so many hits, now I think I will just come everyotherday, then so on until I am suffeciently weened off.
Naughty_Baby_Harley says – reply to this

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Good. It's so idiotic and exploitative. You should be offended, Perez, you moron.
Roccomagoo says – reply to this

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I don't base my movie-going on one review. Can't wait to see Bruno!!! Also, the African baby bit looks hilarious, so this reviewer obviously doesn't share my sense of humor.
jasonwallace says – reply to this

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THATS BECAUSE THIS FILM IS NOTHING BUT BIGOTRY
xSelma says – reply to this

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Who cares, I'm still going to see it.
Nostradamus says – reply to this

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That was an insightful and well written review…
Borat ruled!!!
Debaucherina says – reply to this

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I never did understand his appeal.
sayswho says – reply to this

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Perhaps we see the difference between creative and offensive. I haven't seen one bit of a trailer, nor his MTV schtick that amused me in the least…hope it bombs.
oneangredwarf says – reply to this

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whenever you say a movie is getting really bad reviews its usual not that bad
Captain Obvious says – reply to this

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People just don't get it. People don't like being made fun of, especially in a sarcastic, intelligent way. Sacha Baron Cohen is a genius, but he's ahead of his time.
miscellaneous says – reply to this

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THAT isn't entirely true.
Clearly you only looked at one site because if you actually read the newest issue of Rolling Stone you may have noticed that it got a raving review. Maybe I'm crazy, but I find Rolling Stone a bit more reputable than the Hollywood Reporter.
But hey, to each his own, I guess.
Ultraworld says – reply to this

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Borat didnt make me laugh & I doubt Bruno will either. People are sheep, if it's trendy to laugh at Borat, everyone laughs. I say the King has no clothes. He's not funny.
ass says – reply to this

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Anyone else notice how Perez no longer has any background advertising, and his other advertising is dropping considerably as well? His advertisers are finally starting to realized what a complete moron he is and how he spins shit, and they're all dropping him. You're about 5 seconds away from your 15 minutes being up Perez.
omz says – reply to this

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i dont listen to critics im still gonna go check it out… they hate for a living so i know the movie is gonna be funny
The Mancunian Candidate says – reply to this

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whatever, ill still be watching it, p.s. you cant base your entire opinion of a film on one review
londonlady says – reply to this

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I HAVE SEEN BRUNO in London on Monday past. I was quite disappointed. Not nearly as funny as Borat. The film does not focus on highlighting the ignorance of certain individuals but filming the reactions following some very very shocking behaviour on his part. There is NO Michael Jackson joke - he tricks LaToya Jackson, he mentions MJ fleetingly. I had high hopes for this film but was nicht zu gut
PannaLA says – reply to this

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Maybe you can hang out with him…you are not well-reviewed either!
PP16WW says – reply to this

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Just got home from the game. I saw your boys won tonight. I'm beat…going to bed now. Ymi ms, bg. I'll be dreaming about you. 46 hmaw
PhoenixGX93 says – reply to this

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Reviewers are fucking dumb. They gave TF2 ow scores as well, dumbasses
PhoenixGX93 says – reply to this

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*Low

Also they praise Benjamin Button, which fucking sucked
jh_5115 says – reply to this

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I know it's all in good fun for a straight man to stereotype a gay man for laughs, but there may be some people who find it good fun to stereotype others for laughs too. But I couldn't imagine a movie being released where the main character is a white man, face painted black, who enjoys watermelon and chicken wings
renov93 says – reply to this

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oh well, as we see from transformers, it dosent matter to make money
joeysfarm says – reply to this

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Oh I luff his Google Sack
stefystef says – reply to this

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Don't worry. They totally trashed TRansformers 2 and the movie is a blockbuster.
Bruno will be a hit.
mimi85 says – reply to this

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Re: mosh – And this has WHAT to do with this stupid movie? Sheesh, get over it!
bunsen b says – reply to this

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Perhaps audiences are finally realizing what a no-talent, obnoxious asshole this guy is.
adrienneoverdose says – reply to this

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haha I think thats only cause it
was about a retarded ass [gay]
fashionista you know how off those people
about "equality" are any second you make a
gay joke they hate you… but yet you could talk shit on
so many people for being straight & they won't see a problem
with you… thats lame….

I thought it was funny.. but what do i know ??
I'm always drugged up
C:
RLP says – reply to this

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I find BBCohen to be one of the most annoying unfunny people EVER. Sorry….annoying as shit.
Kateedid didn't says – reply to this

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AND WHO ARE THESE SO CALLED REVIEWERS? FRIENDS OF YOURS PEREZ? THEN NOTHING THEY SAY IS VALID IN MY EYES. IT MIGHT SUCK BUT I'M SURELY NOT TAKING YOUR OR THEIR WORD FOR IT.