She was born to the couple known as Sonny & Cher
The mom half was famous for the sequines she’d wear
Her dad was short and had a mustache!
But something didn’t seem right
Hell, even Stevie Wonder knew that Chaz was a dyke
He She Chastity
She claims that she has always been a man
Trapped in a… Big-boned girl’s body
Cuz every night after mom & daddy’s show
She’d play with GI Joe
First it’s a mullet, then a crew-cut
Then you’re in jeans that say SEARS on the butt
Next thing you know, you want a sex change!
I hate to be judgmental
But as a normal person, I consider it strange
It’s a travesty
You know that Jesus doesn’t make mistakes
Don’t trade your puss for a pee-pee
But if you do, maybe you should try to get Alexis Arquette’s
Cher seemed shocked, even though Chaz rocked
That John Goodman style
Where’s that angel in matching Bob Mackie
Cuz we haven’t seen her for awhile
Uh huh, she couldn’t even fake a smile
She was born in the body of the opposite sex
And now she will trade in her boobies for pecs
If you ask me, the mother’s to blame
She wasn’t a role model
She should have been more feminine
like Candis Cayne!
If it were up to me
All these fuckin’ freaks would understand
That God made…Two genders, not three
I mean, imagine if one day I came to you
And said I was a man!
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Unfortunately for Mr. Depp, sources say the couple had no prenup. It's kind of a shock considering J.D.'s considerable assets and wealth.
And sadly, when it rains it pours.
All of this happened only DAYS after the A-lister's mom passed away. Betty Sue Palmer died on Friday at 81 years old. ET is reporting that she passed in LA after suffering from a long illness.
While we're kinda disturbed to learn the blonde beauty split from her man so close to his momma's death, we can't say we're too surprised by the split. Rumors of issues between the two have circulated for MONTHS now.
We'll keep you updated as we receive more info on the breakup.