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Do You Like My Sexy Body???

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Wow.

We're almost….speechless!

An, uhm, radiant Lindsay Lohan was the picture of health and happiness at her Vegas soiree on Saturday at the MGM Mirage.

The actress/entrepreneur was there to celebrate her birthday, as well as her line of leggings and spray tan.

Bless her heart!

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  1. 1

    errghhh. her belly looks like a third eye



  2. 2

    What is up with the "happy trail" line? Her stomach looks odd.



  3. 3

    shut up you fat albino gorilla fucktard



  4. 4

    omg, how disgusting! what the heck happened to her? she used to be so hot and pretty!!!



  5. 5

    Crack whore look.



  6. 6

    uhh…why on earth do her feet look like sasquatch feet?! she looks like she is about to burst into tears!



  7. 7

    she looks like she walked out of a trailor park

  8. YUCK says – reply to this


    8

    I hope no one insults her and instead prays that she will get well. this is her hitting some sort of bottom.



  9. 9

    wtf….



  10. 10

    Ugh just nasty…maybe she needs some dick in her life to straighten her out she looks filthy ….what a disapointment



  11. 11

    she was so cute but now…



  12. 12

    Ummm, what is that line running down her stomach? It looks like she's had a child with that belly line!

  13. cmgkk says – reply to this


    13

    is that actually Linday Lohan???? it seriosuly doesn;t look like her…. is she going thrrough her Britney (crica 2007) phase or somthing??? she's been going through that since Mean Girls wrapped?!



  14. 14

    METH FACE / BODY / STANK!



  15. 15

    What was she thinking?



  16. 16

    I think she needs to lay off the spray tan she looks dirty. But im happy to see her trying to get her shit together!!!



  17. 17

    Are you kidding? She looks like skeletor



  18. 18

    Twenty… what? 23? Jeebus!



  19. 19

    oh noe =[



  20. 20

    If drugs had a look this would be it.



  21. 21

    she looks like the joker…



  22. 22

    Ome!!Where is her stylist??She is a really good actress but somtimes i think OMG what going on with her?



  23. 23

    What the hell is she wearing?
    Yeah, she looks healthy in the sense that she's eating, but that's about it.



  24. 24

    She looks so unwell. Someone needs to intervene.



  25. 25

    health? she needs herpes medication and a cheeseburger

  26. AshLo says – reply to this


    26

    What planet is she on?? And why do celebrities think they can throw on crap and make it look hot?



  27. 27

    ewww, she's still as nasty as ever

  28. nizzy says – reply to this


    28

    what the fuck is she wearing?!?!?



  29. 29

    hahaha! whaat?!



  30. 30

    WTF are you talking about Perez?! She still looks frail and grossly skinny



  31. 31

    Oh dear god…. how could one photo contain so much hideousness?



  32. 32

    you're joking….right???

    she looks like shit ran over twice.



  33. 33

    She's dressed?



  34. 34

    SHE HAS ABS OF STEEL.I'M SO GLAD SHE IS FINALLY PREGNANT.SHE WILL MAKE A FANTASTIC MOTHER.WHY DOES SHE LOOK HUNGOVER?DID SHE EVER GET RID OF THOS CRUSTED VAGINA WARTS?



  35. 35

    UMMM…. not the hawt I expected… I guess at least she is getting up and out there, but she could have made a better effort.



  36. 36

    Trailer park trash



  37. 37

    I don't like her huge toes!



  38. 38

    Somebody needs to take her home and give her a good bath. Possibly in bleach.

  39. DDUB says – reply to this


    39

    i ADORE lindsay but n these pictures shes like a dirty homeless from the darkest alley…creepy



  40. 40

    Oh dear god!
    That girl.. wow… speechless over here.

    She needs help!



  41. 41

    Hi DickheadImeanPerez,

    I think she's got a bit of the Coke Bloat goin on in her tummy.

    Asshole.



  42. 42

    uhm, she looks absolutely disgusting. i have no idea what the fuck you're seeing perez.



  43. 43

    Food now! Yuck….hopefully she doesn't realy think this looks good!



  44. 44

    She looks like Amy Winehouse!



  45. 45

    she looks like shit



  46. 46

    Don't do drugs. They make you look like Samantha Ronson.



  47. 47

    Her Limbs Have A Different Shade Of Tanning Than Her Tummy!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    And You Must Be Seen Another Pic Than The One You Posted
    Because She Looks Like A HOT Mess!



  48. 48

    holy sh*t she is so skinny!!! she looks awful- she is so thin that the fake tan is clinging to her bones, ah where is the beautiful girl that was in mean girls!!



  49. 49

    HOW COME SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TRAINWRECK IN THE WORLD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! HOW OLD ARE U 45.



  50. 50

    look at her face.. especially the eyes..

    she looks sad…

    she def needs help



  51. 51

    yay! linds is back on the magic powder! things are finally going to get interesting in hollywood again.



  52. 52

    SAD



  53. 53

    She has to be on drugs. No one could convince me otherwise after this.
    She looks like a typical crack whore.



  54. 54

    she looks so exhausted and warn out… god, what happaned to her! she was so damn pretty!



  55. 55

    what are talking about?! She looks like a troll - as always. Are you high, Perez?



  56. 56

    agggghhhh she is sooooo skinny!!!!!!! her fake tan is clinging to her bones= look at her elbows!! what happened to the beautiful girl in mean girls?!!



  57. 57

    messssssssssssss



  58. 58

    gross



  59. 59

    With all of the real celebs we lost this week, one can only hope…



  60. 60

    what.the.eff



  61. 61

    Kinda looks like a preggo belly from the way she's standing. That is not an appealing look.



  62. 62

    Is that a nature trail????????



  63. 63

    are you sure she's in vegas? looks like she's celebrating her birthday at the corner of santa monica and highland, alternately blowing guys in the del taco men's room and smoking crack.
    happy birthday, you trainwreck!



  64. 64

    I hope you're joking Perez. Girl still looks unhealthy. You can gain a couple pounds and look better weight wise, yes…but health is reflective in skin, face, etc Her overall appearance is just dirty and haggard. She looks like she spends all day stressing and all night drinking and screwing everybody. She needs to get her life together, THEN she will look healthy. I think she can do it, she just has to want it.



  65. 65

    She kinda looks like she just got off the Sir Connery ride……………WTF



  66. 66

    She looks HORRIBLE.



  67. 67

    omFg!
    On her Birthday! EWWWW
    NO EFFORT! FUK

    BRITNEY IS WAY BETTER"



  68. 68

    That is totally nasty, girl should go buy a dress to cover it up. The bloated belly, lack of tine in her legs and scrawny arms make her look older than me and I am 40.



  69. 69

    Gross…



  70. 70

    She looks like a hooker, a trahsy 40yrs old woman, who stripped for money. And is addictive to zigarettes, alcohol and drugs. With her blue contacts and her neon nail polish and her bloated (anorexia) belly.Thats ugly, disgusting and sad… why isn't she send by her friends, samantha and family to rehab!? Or on holidays to feed her? Or far away from everything in LA!?



  71. 71

    OMG. The sad part is that she (obviously) thinks she looks good with that pose.



  72. 72

    what's up with that bloated belly??? seek help pronto!!!



  73. 73

    Your sudden change in the way you're writing shit is pathetic. … you're pathetic Perez, no you're trying to make yourself seem nice, you're and asshole.



  74. 74


  75. 75

    she look like a cheap road whore



  76. 76

    Wow!! Lohan is really looking skinny!!!…..i DON'T think this is a good look for her she looked best in, "I know who killed me". Thats just my own thoughts

  77. Ava J says – reply to this


    77

    OMG. She was once so sexy. You could look at her and tell she a) hasn't showered in days; b) is not healthy and feels sick OFTEN; and c) is in need of attention and an intervention. Poor woman. :-(

  78. SNTEX says – reply to this


    78

    Give it up MARIO!!!

    Your 15 minutes are winding down.

    Will.I.Am should have kicked your fat ass you leach.



  79. 79

    HOW DEPRESSING! She looks like a crack-whore, this is just sad.



  80. 80

    ewwww.



  81. 81

    Oh my.



  82. 82

    What body? Emaciated skin and bones? Yuck!



  83. 83

    oh… oh my. no.



  84. 84

    Uhm, not sure if I will call that hot…
    Does she got double belly button or something?



  85. 85

    she is a disgusting human being. both inside and out.



  86. 86

    I hope she punches you in the face too :)



  87. 87

    oh and you can see the blotches of spray tan under her arms and the rest of her body. *sigh*



  88. 88

    This is an awful picture.



  89. 89

    wtf is wrong with her???



  90. 90

    Sad how she went from being a beautiful girl to this stick-like figure. Her outfit is too dreadful for words…Please get help LL.



  91. 91

    GROSS!!!! Go AWAY…….even Samantha want fuck you……that shits gotta be bad. She looks like she smells!!!!

  92. genna says – reply to this


    92

    ma gawd she has turned into a retard-looking-anorexic-bum. No, wait, she has been like that for quite a while already. and woah at the pink nail polish, that's porn.



  93. 93

    this concerns me! Lindsay… I hope she's okay!!!! x



  94. 94

    GROSS!



  95. 95

    wow dat bitch has lost it!



  96. 96

    She looks terribe. Used up and twice her age.



  97. 97

    EEEWWWWW!!!! Skanky!!



  98. 98

    It looks like her next career move will be as a ROCK OF LOVE girl! Hope he chooses you Lindsay!



  99. 99

    umm…NO SHIT perez is kidding. She looks like a Frankenstein monster comprised of Bigfoot, a decaying meth whore, and a box of clothes from a 90's garage sale. With a family like her's, it really is no surprise that she was headed for a shitty life. Sucks that parents like hers are too fucking self-centered and self-righteous to see that they destroyed her life and aren't going to do anything to salvage any remaining hope.



  100. 100

    Annnnd this is why I don't do crack…seriously…will she be celebrity number 5 to go this week? Damn, she sure looks like it!

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