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And The Winner Is…

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Drum roll, please…

Ladies and gentleman, we present to you 2009's World's Ugliest Dog!

Pabst, a boxer-mix, took top honors at the 21st annual World's Ugliest Dog competition at the Sonoma-Marin fair on Friday night.

Pabst's "bitter beer face" won over the judges and his owner, Miles Egstad, was awarded $1,600 for his mangey mutt's win.

Aww, he's not that ugly!

Just in need of some major orthodontia!!

[Image via AP Images.]

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58 comments to “And The Winner Is…”

  1. 1

    Pabst or Palin?

    Wait,no lipstick…Pabst. I think.

  2. 2

    omg that is so mean. World's Ugliest Dog? wtf? for the love of…

  3. 3

    Not as ugly as some prior winners. Like that poor blind wanked-up chihuahua-looking thing a few years ago. Poor ugly doggies!

  4. 4


  5. 5

    awhh he's not even ugly!! ive seen uglier dogs at the dog park!

  6. 6

    That dog is better looking than you, Mario!

  7. 7

    "Aww, he's not that ugly!" - The exact words going through my head before I read the post.

  8. 8

    I watched the contest at the fair and this poor dog was not the ugliest by far. most of them are so weird looking that they're cute!

  9. 9

    Perez's Internal Self….finally we can see what we have been experiencing!

    A FORMER 'fan' and 'supporter' of PH…now a thorn in his large ass!

  10. 10

    You blatantly stole this from Michael K.

  11. 11

    aww i actually think hes cute

  12. 12

    He looks just like MJ's Dad Joe Jackson…..uncanny

  13. 13


  14. 14

    Shame: Lady Gaga would have won this hands down.

  15. 15


  16. 16

    Quit hating on Perez just because he owns his own site and makes more money then you all.
    That dog's actually kind of cute though, compaired to some of the contests prior winners. I remember a couple years ago this creepy hairless dog with jacked up teeth won, scared the crap out of me

  17. 17

    I thought you would be # 1 perez ..

  18. 18

    sonoma-marin fair….in PETALUMA BITCHES. we also had brett michaels come….i know you're totally jealous right?!

  19. 19

    Look…it'd Gozer from the first Ghostbusters movie!

  20. 20

    Do they have a category for most sexually abused dog? Teddy would win.

  21. 21

    Remebers me on Joe Jackson!

  22. 22

    No….ugliest dog = Perez!

  23. 23

    you're the worlds ugliest dog Fuck Face

  24. HOD says – reply to this


    The dog got a modeling contract from HouseOfDog….com

  25. HOD says – reply to this


    What a mug…. Pabst got a modeling contract from houseofdog……..com
    use discount code Perez to save 20 percent

  26. 26

    That's the best picture I've seen of you in a long time Perez. Great improvement.

  27. 27

    see Teddy and other dog celebrities at House Of Dog com

  28. 28

    Oh is so cute that you entered yourself Perez.

  29. omz says – reply to this


    aww i think he's adorable =]

  30. 30

    I think Pabst is cute. He looks normal. Usually the dogs that win look busted.

  31. 31

    Re: flangie nopants

    lool indeed

  32. 32

    He is not ugly. He is cute and lovable. As an owner of not one but two boxer mixes, they are the biggest balls of love you will ever meet.

  33. 33

    And the winner is…………. MARIO!!

  34. 34

  35. 35

    I'm just going to say it, I know MJ's family is hurting, but I dont care about his Joe Jackson. THISS DOG LOOKS JUST LIKE JOE JACKSON!!!!!

  36. 36

    ROTFLMAO! That looks like Perez after he got cold cocked for his homophobic cat call. Stupid idiot!

  37. 37

    He is a handsome hunk. Besides, there are no ugly dogs.

  38. 38

    Awe!! He's cute!

  39. 39

    a little late perez. the dog isn't that ugly…

  40. 40

    I wonder if this is what perez thinks a vagina looks like?

  41. 41

    yeah is not that ugly, no one can beat Sam's score, Sam lookes worse than those resident evil dogs

  42. 42

    That is BENJI MADDEN and you have no right to post his picture with out his permission!

  43. 43

    I find that so degrading to be crowned the World's Ugliest Dog. Will you like to be crowned the Ugliest person?

  44. 44

    Aww I just wanna give him a kiss!! So cute!!

  45. 45

    still super cute. there is no such thing as an ugly dog!

  46. 46

    really THAT is the ugliest dog? competition must be pretty weak for that to win… look at the past winners

  47. 47

    not as ugly as you…perez

  48. 48

    I know this is wrong for saying, but doesn't this dog resemble Joe Jackson a bit?

  49. 49

    Kinda looks like you, Perez

  50. 50

    aww he's not ugly at all…i remember that chinese crested dog from one year was super hideous but this guy is kind of cute and just normal-looking

  51. 51

    aww, that's so sad! 'Ugliest Dog Contest'?? that's mean! it's really not that ugly anyway!!!

  52. 52

    He looks more like a Pit bull.. either way hes kind of an ugly cute dog!

  53. 53

    the last one that just died a year ago or whatever was waaaay uglier.

  54. 54

    Perez Hilton is a woman hating racist … so many facts prove this … now this piece of shit wants to disrepct Mr. Jakcson's grave and his family while in mourning … you, Perez are the lowest of low .. can't wait to see how many people mourn you .. you white trash red neck

    Much luv .. Enjoy the day

  55. 55

    This one didn't win! I read on another website that he was the runner up, some chinese retarded looking dog won.

  56. 56

    A dog's smelly butthole is still uglier. Esepcially when it shoots out explosive yellow diarrhea

  57. 57

    awwwwww poor dog. don't people have anything better to do than choosing the ugliest dog in the world?! lame.

  58. 58

    He's cuter than your ugly teddy!