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Introducing…

Filed under: Baby Blabber > David Spade

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All together now….

Awwwwwww!!!!

David Spade shows off his daughter, Harper.

Her mommy is some Playboy bunny the comic boinked once or twice.

She's such a cutie!

Posted: June 29, 2009 at 9:30 am

71 comments to “Introducing…”



  1. 1

    BUH-BYE



  2. 2

    His big mistake sure is cute!!

  3. klkl says – reply to this


    3

    Adorable!

  4. Wingy says – reply to this


    4

    Are we saying "Awwwwww" because it's cute or "Awwwwww" as in "too bad" because it has David Spade as a father???



  5. 5

    Is it just us, or does that baby make it look like he's finally reunited with Chris Farley?



  6. 6

    when the hell did he have a baby?! she's adorable!



  7. 7

    ohhh she is SO CUTE!!!!! CUTE CUTE CUTE SOOOOOOOOOO CUTE :)



  8. 8

    THAT IS ONE FAT BABY ARM



  9. 9

    Re: brainchild – Lol. yes, it is. cute kid. chubby babies are always cute.



  10. 10

    Not just any playboy bunny. Jillian Grace who, Howard Stern got into playboy after she went on his show stating that she wanted to be in the magazine.



  11. 11

    Her arm looks like a big long fat schlong with tentacles at the end of it.



  12. 12

    Wow. What a lovely and respectful way to talk about the baby's mother…you are a fucking douchebag.



  13. 13

    aww, she is so cute, and those fat lil checks i just want to pinch them….how adorable!!!



  14. 14

    you know I actally think he would be a pretty good dad. and Harper is a great name.



  15. 15

    Looks like the picture was taken in a cheap motel room. Cute kid though.



  16. 16

    Her mommy is some Playboy bunny the comic boinked once or twice? wtf? i guess once an asshole, always an asshole, huh mario?



  17. 17

    awww!!! she is SO CUTE!! and her eyes are gorgeous!



  18. 18

    Re: JigSaw – morning saw….Re: brainchild – morning brain….gotta shout out to the Regs on here…lol



  19. 19

    Beautiful child! She looks pretty content to be with her Dad! LOL.

    Chris Rock says his one mission in life is to keep his daughter (he had a baby girl - not to long ago), is to 'keep his daughter Off the pole' - Ah-hahaha!
    Don't let you're precious daughter on the pole or play-boy!lol…
    but seriously - if she's smart like you she can do a lot more then expose herself for a living. lol.



  20. 20

    Let's hope he steps up. She deserves a Daddy.



  21. 21

    I think he should get a paternity test. David, you should've pulled out, dummy!



  22. 22

    Precious!

  23. Lene says – reply to this


    23

    soooo cute!



  24. 24

    Looks like a hotel room. What, is he too ashamed to appear with her in public? Long shlong, or not, that's jerktastic! Douche.



  25. 25

    Let's pray she looks like mom.



  26. 26

    Nice way to talk about the mother of his child….especially coming from a self-loathing gay potato head fame whore.



  27. 27


  28. 28

    I'm glad to see he's decided to pay his daughter a visit. And to those of you again criticizing Perez, he's right, they hooked up a few times. It wasn't a "relationship"



  29. 29

    awww she is SO cute. Gorgeous eyes!



  30. 30

    the mother is jillian grace, you bonehead. she's a very lovely young lady. she's been on "howard stern" and "the girls next door".



  31. 31

    AHHH CREEPY FAT BABY HAND!



  32. 32

    She is a beautiful. Happy he accepts her.



  33. 33

    soooo freakin adorable!



  34. 34

    spade got fat



  35. 35

    What a stunningly beautiful baby. It's nice to see that David is stepping up and staying involved in his daughter's life. I hope he continues to do the right thing by her.



  36. 36

    AAAWWWWWWW…the future Ms Michelin Tire model



  37. 37

    She looks just like him. She is soooo cute. Hope he stays in her life and is a good daddy to her. Mistake or not, it is not the baby's fault.



  38. 38

    IT WOULD BE SO CUTE TO GIVE HER A MULLET WIG AND DRESS HER UP LIKE JOE DIRT FOR HALLOWEEN…LMAO….DANG!!!



  39. 39

    cute kid. To bad the father is en hobo and the mother a ho.



  40. 40

    So there are more benefits to being a playboy-bunny - then exposing yourself for $$$ and sleeping with Hef? ..ok.

    keep her off the pole away from play-boy…your love& protection as a father will
    help. Just love her and encourage her in the GOOD things she wants to do.

    I'm done here,lol.



  41. 41

    If that baby could talk , I'm sure she would say something sarcastic by the look on her face.



  42. 42

    The baby momma lives in my hometown and went to my high school and slept with my best friend's brother. So it doesn't surprise me that she had David Spades kid at all.



  43. 43

    Awww…..she's adorable!!! Who's the mommy again??



  44. 44

    She's gorgeous. Who says the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.



  45. 45

    Re: faithie16 –

    you dont even make sense you retard. What are you? 14? Go play with Barbie.



  46. 46

    Love David, love the name Harper and the baby is such a cutie!



  47. 47

    cute baby. and Spade's got a nice shirt.



  48. 48

    …:"boinked…" such a funny word. David Spade is greasy



  49. 49

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw thats soo cute!!!



  50. 50

    I want to pinch those cheeks! (hers…not his)

  51. Ofra says – reply to this


    51

    Good thing he's got cash.. cause I can't imagine wanting to boink him!!



  52. 52

    Perez, you have no shame!

    She's adorable! He looks good as a Daddy



  53. 53

    Re: The Mouthy Housewives –

    she is a little chunky monkey, I thought the same thing … babies are so awesome

  54. @v@ says – reply to this


    54

    Lucky David! This is the best stage of his life whether he knows it or not. You get out of parenthood what you put into it; and the love multiplies.
    Gaaack. I'd better sign off before I start singing Kumbaya.

  55. @v@ says – reply to this


    55

    She has his blue eyes. What an expression on her face! She'll be much taller than her dad if the length of her arms is any indication. Model Mom must be tall.
    She's a lovely munchkin.

  56. $onia says – reply to this


    56

    She is adorable, and look at those eyes of hers — she looks so bright and wise. She makes her daddy look handsome for the first time.



  57. 57

    She looks just like him. Now be there for her, David.



  58. 58

    lol shes cute :P

  59. Punki says – reply to this


    59

    she's adorable! it's surprising considering she got half her DNA from joe dirt.



  60. 60

    She is a beautiful little girl. Too bad her dad is so fug.



  61. 61

    I hope he grows up and take responsibility for his child!



  62. 62

    I heard that she was preggo with his kid, but I never heard back as to what happened. Glad to see that he "manned" up and took care of his responsibility.



  63. 63

    Haha, eh, I had a dream one time where I was married to David Spade, but like, early 90's David Spade. Still, I guess that's still pretty freakin scary.

    Heh, Yeaaahhhhh.



  64. 64

    How freakin cute is she!



  65. 65

    omg what a cutie, David looks really old now lol



  66. 66

    OMG — what a cutie pie!! Nice work!!! :)



  67. 67

    really cute



  68. 68

    Oh, what a cute baby! Glad he stepped up! He would make a funny dad. That child will laugh every day.



  69. 69

    Awwww!=) She's so cute!=) David Spade is hilarious!=) lol



  70. 70

    Aww!!! She's cute!!



  71. 71

    what a big mistake! Is he serious? She is the only thing he has done right!