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What The Hell?!?!?!

Filed under: Etc.

We really don't understand some people.

Woodland creatures belong in the woods, not in your mountains!

Watch the video (above) to see the crazy shit that goes down in Ohio!

Notice that the cop doesn't see anything wrong with this situation.

92 comments to “What The Hell?!?!?!”



  1. 1

    I wasn't born in Ohio. lol



  2. 2

    Nut Case



  3. 3

    I love nuts too



  4. 4

    Take it from me (I'm from Cleveland, Ohio) people in Ohio can be very strange!!



  5. 5

    Go ahead and joke about Martin Luther and William Penn.
    that's where my roots stem back from. lol

    OH gets high marks for education compared to most states.

    You pick a state to alienate and you alienate those fans.

    the squirrel is some crazy stuff though,lol.



  6. 6

    what the fuck is wrong with people?



  7. 7

    Wow what a nutcase.



  8. 8

    bwha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha



  9. 9

    Jesus H Christ! Why is she even wearing a shirt?



  10. 10

    Oh jesus, that is where I live. All the crazy shit always comes from someone in Ohio.



  11. 11

    Is that shirt a squirrel holder cuz it sure as hell ain't holdin those fat boobs!



  12. 12

    relative of yours mario?



  13. 13

    Here in Indiana we call those titty critters!



  14. 14

    TMI



  15. 15

    Obviously it's her pet. Wild squirrels are mean little fuckers. Maybe she wanted moral support.



  16. 16

    OMG THAT IS CRAZY



  17. 17

    Just because he didn't voice his opinion does not mean he doesn't see anything wrong.



  18. 18

    hahahaha stfu! i saw that on the news yesterday, i almost cried laughing. ohio is messed up.



  19. 19

    haha that's stupid.



  20. 20

    "Wynona's Big Brown Squirrel"



  21. 21

    that's the only excuse for such cleavage to let a squirrel breathe. cover that shit up you woodland hag!



  22. 22

    perez……HILARIOUS!!!! my parents are attorneys in rural ohio and u wouldnt believe some of the clients they get….



  23. 23

    She looked like she may have been a homeless woman who found a friend in the park. Give her a break ppl.



  24. 24

    americans are weird lol



  25. 25

    *jaw drops*

    um..eh… oh.eh? damn wtf okay



  26. 26

    I was born and raised in Ohio. What the hell goes on there? Lots of good stuff. We don't vote for Democrats for one!



  27. 27

    she'll it him at home. poor thing.



  28. 28

    Big deal, that's nothing compared to the family of gerbils at call your cornhole home Mario.

  29. Bytch says – reply to this


    29

    The cops sees something wrong with the situation, douchebag, he just obviously finds interviewing a witness of a homicide more of a priority. Plus, cops are trained to not react to stupid stunts and shit like that..which means he was doing his job well.



  30. 30

    I hope she doesn't suffercate the baby squirrle with her BIG Boobs.



  31. 31

    that is disgusting!



  32. 32

    That's the most action she probably gets. She'll learn her lesson when that critter confuses her nipple for a nut.



  33. 33

    OMG, everything jacked up happens in Ohio.



  34. 34

    kinda sad I live in Ohio. that bitch is nuts.



  35. 35

    hahahaaa!!

    oh Ohio! :D



  36. 36

    So in your mind, Perez, it's perfectly normal for males to have sex with males and females to have sex with females, for people to switch genders, for sexual ambiguity to exist…… but you pass judgement on a woman who has a squirrel in her shirt?! Right.



  37. 37

    Uhm….WTF????????????????????



  38. 38

    I think thats called an australian Sugar Bear. They were selling them in the mall by me at Christmas. They cling to their owner. Guess that was a comfy spot!



  39. 39

    This has been reported on lots of news stations and entertainment shows for days.

    If you weren't so busy trying to pretend to care about MJ…you might have known and not tried to act like you are the first reporter on this stupid story.



  40. 40

    LOL I was grocery shopping once when I saw a lady that had a chihuahua puppy in her coat pocket. She kept putting biscuit treats into her pocket every few minutes :P



  41. 41

    I'm ashamed to be from Ohio :( haha



  42. 42

    Cop is pretty hot



  43. 43

    Why do big women insist on wearing such revealing clothes?



  44. 44

    WTF??!! LOL



  45. 45

    Re: MishyVH1 – ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  46. 46

    Thank God I'm Canadian!



  47. 47

    odd…



  48. 48

    omg !!! no one saw the anaconda coming from her ass. i saw it hahahahahaha.



  49. 49

    Re: AprilB – come on, its perez



  50. 50

    o my jesus….



  51. 51

    Lmao It was funny at the end when she said "the woman nor the squirrel will not be called to testify"



  52. 52

    She kissed a squirrel and she liked it

  53. KrisC says – reply to this


    53

    Yea, I live a city over from Warren Oh where this took place! Let me just tell you, I'm not surprised!



  54. 54

    Nice TITS…..



  55. 55

    HAHAHAHAHA



  56. 56

    Re: shooie

    lololllll i love rednecks.



  57. 57

    Umm.. that's just a little strange.



  58. 58

    How did BENJI MADDENS home movies hit the net? He is going to be mad, as that was taken during his dark days!



  59. 59

    Lol I live in Warren Ohio and we do NOT carry squirrells around between our boobs. There are a lot of white trash living in this area though.



  60. 60

    It's probably a Sugar Glider. When you first get them you have to keep them with you at all times. usually you buy something that just goes over your shoulder and around your back with a little pouch that it curls up in. But this lady chose her personal Grand Canyon to keep it in. So semi-normal… but not really.



  61. 61

    lol… people are strange…lol



  62. 62

    I have raised a baby squirrel and had to keep him in my bra while small because they have to keep warm, and so he could feel and hear my heartbeat. Not an unusual practice. Squirrels are intelligent, loving creatures. My squirrel never bit me and loved me like I was his mother. The day I released Link was a sad one for me but a happy one for him.



  63. 63

    maybe it's a baby squirrel that she is taking care of and she doesn't want to leave it at home. weird to bring into the police station? yes. but honestly if she would have said 'this squirrel is sick so uh… here he is with me", i don't think it would be that weird. i think it would be cute.



  64. 64

    what the fuck? BAHAHAHA

  65. Emz says – reply to this


    65

    That is seriously wierd 0.o

  66. Emz says – reply to this


    66

    Ohh i take back my last comment cause i read some of the ones other people had put and you have to keep the baby squirrels with you at all times etc so maybe it's not so wierd…just more practical to go there haha



  67. 67

    geez, can we all say trailer trash.. saggy, rolls galore, and her damn tits are about to fall out. to top that off, a squirrel? uhg



  68. 68

    Ive seen all kinds of things emerging from a woman's cleavage, but never a squirrel.



  69. 69

    aww cute i want a pet squirrel ive never seen one



  70. 70

    .
    Who cares about her? Poor little squirrel ..



  71. 71

    Ew that's sorta gross.



  72. 72

    haha omg that is sooo awkward.



  73. 73

    :D



  74. 74

    Just a squirrel tryin to get a nut?



  75. 75

    you have got to be kidding…that is truly a 'WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!' moment



  76. 76

    the only thing that coulda made this funnier would be perez getting punched then crying like a little bitch at the end lol



  77. 77

    jajajajajaja



  78. 78

    FREAK!!!!!



  79. 79

    bawhahahasquirrel

  80. xtine says – reply to this


    80

    ummmm riiiiight



  81. 81

    Awwww, that is so cute! So what, she has a squirrel in her shirt! That's adorable, they obviously love each other!



  82. 82

    A squirrel knows a nut when he see's one…lol



  83. 83

    wtf!!??



  84. 84

    WTF?!



  85. 85

    talk about butt in the front



  86. 86

    LOL wtf



  87. 87

    wow thtz repulsive! I feel srry for tht squirrel!



  88. 88

    WOW…I PROMISE THAT OHIO ISN'T FULL OF HILLBILLIES!!! LOL



  89. 89

    WHAT THE FUCK!!

  90. ass says – reply to this


    90

    Perez, how the fuck is this celebrity gossip? Give it up, this will NEVER be a real news site, so quit trying to make it one.



  91. 91

    hahahahahhhah!! only in ohio



  92. 92

    Strange? Yes. But why the hell did this make the news?