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"Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself"

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Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."

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102 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”

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  1. 1

    i didnt fucking need that this morning :|

  2. 2

    holy shit! why the fuck would u do that!

  3. 3

    DISGUSTING!!!!! IDIOT!!!!!!!!!! ugh

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  6. 6

    WOW. Now THAT sux.

  7. 7

    HOLY SHIT!!!! that would suck!!!!!!!

  8. 8

    That's fucking horrible!

  9. 9

    Geez are people really that dumb!

  10. 10

    Must have been shitfaced to even attempt–ha hahahahah–we need some good jokes for this one–maybe he thought it was another finger??

  11. 11

    Lol, happened to be using it to cut my nails when i saw this. super wtf

  12. 12

    Holy crap!! That takes great stupidity to pull that one off…

  13. 13

    Maybe he was high and thought it was his big toe??

  14. 14

    Oh god they should have just snipped it off so he couldn't procreate and cause another dumbass in the world.

  15. 15

    How about –he went to a bar, got drunk, picked up some broad, took her home, took off his pants, she saw it and said no foreskin for me, he got frustrated and grabbed the clippers, the rest is news

  16. 16

    That must have hurt bad why the hell would he do that!

  17. 17

    You should have put this under "If youre easily offended" dude…..ugh

  18. 18

    And the man was, none other than, Mario Lasfafividida.

  19. 19

    …dumb clit. "It's Going To Take Some Time' for him to get it up I am guessing. How are his toenails by the way Perez?

  20. 20

    Why would he do that???!!

  21. 21

    alcohol and nail clippers don't mix what an idiot

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  23. 23

    i used bolt cutters…………..large ones!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  25. 25

    geez that is disgusting that dude is seriously messed up

  26. 26

    Uhm. I'm not a guy but I can imagine how much pain this guy was in. Stoopid.

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  28. 28

    Pero… ¿Sera MORON?

  29. 29

    kept for observation?? Why didn't they just finish the job? Dumb sonofabitch.

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  31. 31

    hahahahahahahaahhaahahahahah fucking dumbass.

  32. Ut Oh says – reply to this


    Maybe you could use this too Mario? Don't forget the magnifying glasses too so u can find it… if it still exist. OBTW u got so many hits on your sight because MJ died, not because anyone forgot about your f comment. Don't gloat!

  33. 33

    This guy must be into S&M. I don't see any other reason. There is so much bleeding from the foreskin. Wow. I had it cut only 6 years ago under anesthesia in the hospital. I love the result and would never go back.

  34. JLB83 says – reply to this


    Come to www.TURBOiphone.com for apps and reviews!!!

  35. 35

    See, just when you think no one can be as stupid as Mario, we're proved wrong LOL!

  36. 36

    Dumb Ass

  37. 37

    what a weirdo

  38. 38

    Re: canadiana717 – ♥♥

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  40. 40

    ughh thats gross. i think im going to puke, i just cant help it, im gagging right now

  41. 41

    Re: Long Dong Connery – good one!!

  42. 42

    nail clipper? why not a knife? wouldn't it work faster?

  43. 43

    oh my gosh….
    this is completely disgusting and a little amusing at the same time.
    OUCH though, for real.
    I can't even think about it!! XD

  44. Ge.ek says – reply to this



  45. 45

    was that you mario?

  46. 46

    Re: brainchild – I'm not so sure about that. The majority of European guys aren't circumcised so I am sure most women are used to it.

  47. 47

    Re: Long Dong Connery – Don't know how to make hearts but if I did..you'd get some..

    I'm beginning to like you… WTF !! LOL

  48. 48

    Ouchys…!!! no no.. whit a N. Clipper…?? so tonto.. pobre pitin… :S

  49. 49

    Re: brainchild – tanks………….♥

  50. 50

    Re: JigSaw – Mario had it all chopped off and fed to Teddy!!!

  51. 51

    LMAO wow

  52. Nikay says – reply to this


    nothing to say…

  53. 53

    That's so fucked up.

  54. 54

    normally these types of things dont gross me out
    but this totally just did
    this guy's a moron
    who the fuck would do that?!

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  56. 56

    HAHAHHAHA idiot

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  58. 58

    Re: canadiana717 – you mean these♥♥♥♥♥
    i'm sitting at a patio, i notice you picking up a pen from the floor…
    our eyes meet………. :o )

  59. 59

    I'm more shocked that this didn't happen in the state of Texas in the USA!

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  61. 61

    ahaha wow.. genius… thats kinda hilarious!!

  62. 62

    Re: Long Dong Connery – OMG… You read my mind. Nice Fantasy… Now I need a smoke….. then what….

  63. 63

    is he stupid or sth??

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  65. 65

    What the hell? It hurts me just reading about this.

  66. 66

    why did i read this???? OUCH!

  67. 67

    OMFG! What a tard!

  68. 68

    LMFAO. Dumbass.

  69. 69

    Re: canadiana717 – What then???????? we try again…..
    and again!!!!!!!! ♥♥

  70. 70

    Re: canadiana717 – See ya……. off for a few!!!!!!!!! ♥
    its been nice……….

  71. 71

    Re: Long Dong Connery – I mean what happens after our eyes meet? Do I casually rub my feline self up against you as I stand up and feel the body heat burning right through your kilt?

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  73. 73

    what a dumbass!

  74. 74

    oh wow. what a moron.

  75. 75

    oh shit lmao

  76. 76

    What the hell was he thinking???

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  78. 78

    eww.. and oww

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  80. 80

    Dumb fuck, scissors would've worked better.

  81. 81

    thats soooo gross!!!!
    i feel bad for his penus!

  82. 82

    Don't you just hate it when that happens? It just sounds so promising on paper

  83. 83

    HAHAHA. Wait. How small is the guy???

  84. 84

    I used hedge trimmers and the rest went to sausage caseings!

  85. 85

    Re: Long Dong Connery – #58 what are you doing under the table?

  86. 86

    Wow, that's a little extreme im sure a surgeon would have taken care of that.

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  89. 89

    hmm, be glad youre not THAT GUY.

  90. 90

    Hahahaha so Fucked up hahahahaha

    And P.s All you Perez HATERS go find some other website to go sook on……. I'm sick of reading the SAME boring crap from the same lame ass BORING people, if he (Perez) is that much of an asshole why would you come here so much????? LOSERS!!!!!!

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  92. 92

    Holy shit that would hurt fuckin much. Was he really that stupid to do that??

  93. 93

    Re: katp!!
    You are sooooo right.

  94. 94

    I would also feel terribly sorry for the doctors who had to look at that.

  95. 95

    holyyshitt. eww. someon needs to take him to the psch ward.

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  97. 97

    dude! only Chuck Norris can do that

  98. 98

    fool! Only Chuck Norris can achieve suck thing

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  100. 100

    Oh My Ouch!!!

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