Cheryl Cole Gets Dressed?!

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Girls Aloud singer and X Factor judge Cheryl Cole was seen leaving her "surprise" birthday party at Vanilla in London on Wednesday wearing ~~curtains~~, ~~a slutty ice skating outfit~~, uhmmm the costume from an erotic production of A Midsummer Night's Dream that piece of work.

The questionable garment does show off her abs and titays quite nicely, but we're old-fashioned!

We like to look in the mirror before we leave the house!

[Image via Abaca USA.]

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 4:05 pm / Email this »

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Rrabnif says – reply to this

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Woah! Not nice :S
matsometimes says – reply to this

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ewwwwwww, trashy
Rissa Roo says – reply to this

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Yeah thats pretty terrible. I guess some people arent concered if they flash people their goods or not…
TaylorTwilighter says – reply to this

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ew it shows too much
PantsPie says – reply to this

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Eat a freaking cheese burger. Jesus
REAL_TALK says – reply to this

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UMMMMMMM, WHO CARES???
clarex says – reply to this

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1st yass
clarex says – reply to this

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1st!!
Lisa Sange says – reply to this

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LOL i love you Perez ahahah ya she looks revolting! i threw up in my mouth when i saw this picture
Novel1 says – reply to this

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Wow, really? I was CERTAIN you didn't own a mirror - due to excessive breakage concerns in your tiny little shoebox of an apartment!
obbie doobie! says – reply to this

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NASTY!!! way too damn skinny! she looks anorexic
T.Ro says – reply to this

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Ummmm she looks disgusting. She needs to be admitted to some eating disorder facility/. Gross.
clarex says – reply to this

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:(
sushisushi says – reply to this

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LOL OMG WTF.
fluffomatic says – reply to this

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omg that is disgusting
Aggy920 says – reply to this

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Its better than the shit Lady Gaga wears…
dazzlingdynamite says – reply to this

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What is that monstrosity attacking her body????

Plus she's way too thin.
k-raddd says – reply to this

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hahahahaha the guy behind her probably thinks its flattering.
--- Will --- says – reply to this

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her body is weird in this pic
TexasBaby says – reply to this

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If it were GaGa you would be claiming how great the outfit is.
Aimee999 says – reply to this

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ewww
she doesnt leave alot to the imagination
and she looks anorexic
JigSaw says – reply to this

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if you looked in the mirror before you left the house, you would always stay home
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Holy Crap!One of the few times in my life I would have asked a chick to put more clothes on!
Charleeee says – reply to this

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fuck off she looks better in that dress than you or any one else would
HoneyJade says – reply to this

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Someone buy this poor girl a sandwich
Zooey says – reply to this

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She's way too thin, very unhealthly. Not a good role model.
canadiana717 says – reply to this

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Bobblehead
MaryLopes says – reply to this

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aw shush lol she's hot.
insalata says – reply to this

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bleah!!!
sparkys nemesis says – reply to this

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You call her fug? What about Lady CaCa?
rhylie says – reply to this

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Call me old fashioned, but if this was "lady Gaga" this would be the most "ferosh" and fabulous outfit around. The women has an amazing body, let her show it. It's not the most amazing piece of clothing, no, but it's nothing compared to the usual disgusting pieces that your "hero" wears.
kiki_tatu says – reply to this

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Cheryl, your grandma called. She wants her damn curtains back! And is it supposed to be pink on the bottom? It looks like she spilled something on grandma's curtains. She's gonna be even more pissed. I would be pissed if my stylist told me to wear that monstrosity.
sadieface says – reply to this

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Girl needs to eat a sandwich at the least
not to mention that that is one ugly dress
money obviously doesn t buy good taste
C*DUB says – reply to this

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that's one way to make money. if i were her, i might try getting a stylist and maintaining a healthy sense of integrity.
chantalina says – reply to this

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it cost £4500 too!
chandler02 says – reply to this

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That fabric makes her skin look like it is wrinkly and saggy! She certainly TRIED REALLY HARD to get attention, but there are so many other things she could wear that would actually be flattering to her body. This is just desperate and gross.
karencarpenter says – reply to this

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…Perez, are you sure this isn't Gary Cole in drag? I am the last person to critique someone's weight but…"I Won't Last A Day Without Food".
Squishtycrack says – reply to this

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This isn't a great pic and she doesn't look great. but the dress is Alexander Mcqueen and at least she's trying to wear interesting designers. I guess she'll learn from her mistakes..
Perez'Girlfriend says – reply to this

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VOMIT IN MY MOUTHHHHH. GROSS.
littlemonster333 says – reply to this

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Did anyone notice how thin Ashley looks in the background?!!? His face looks so gaunt and horrible!! X
misterfister says – reply to this

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She's fucking smoking hot. If this was Beth Ditto or Lady CaCa you would say fierce.
Colette says – reply to this

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That Alexander McQueen dress is gorgeous! It's the person wearing it that needs help.
sandman45 says – reply to this

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YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY:)
AbbyRoad says – reply to this

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=/
Woodman says – reply to this

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She looks like a skinny coke slut.
I would buy an 8 ball from her dealer and stick her all night!!!!!
She would luv it!!!!!!!
She looks like a skinny coke slut.
I would buy an 8 ball from her dealer and stick her all night!!!!!
She would luv it!!!!!!!
shaybaybay says – reply to this

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ugh, she looks like a skank..
DatSuperHero says – reply to this

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id hit that! damn that looks good!
miumiu09 says – reply to this

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dude, that is one fugly dress! DD
Helena_Rose says – reply to this

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She's looking a little…unhealthy.
Kittencaboodle says – reply to this

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She looks like dried out old hot dog.
SoExcited says – reply to this

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Not sure if she has some weird wrinkles going on that tummy,or if it's the fabric,but that aside,I don't think this dress would be a good look on anybody!
babymonkey says – reply to this

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can someone please tell the "elite" to fucking eat? seriously… G R O S S .
georgigirli says – reply to this

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train wreck, what does she think she is in the Garden of Eden?
JanetCanGetIT says – reply to this

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the dress is racy, but look folks..she has the body to pull it off…lets see if any of you miserabl cows could pull this off.
Frag The Paps says – reply to this

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Who in the cristin cornfeed is this? like anyone in the US has heard of Girls Aloud. What kind of no talent hack are you pushing?
WelshChick88 says – reply to this

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I like Cheryl but my god she needs to eat!!!! I knew she was thin from The X Gactor but wow!
Tia_xoxo says – reply to this

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Perez your the fugliest mess i've ever seen. You look like a complete skank in the things that you wear, it's not really your fault though I guess you havent seen a mirror for years because your head is that far up GaGa's arse!
vodkat22 says – reply to this

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Re: k-raddd – That guy is her husband!! It's gross!
sperkler says – reply to this

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who would wear that?
rififi says – reply to this

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Not good. At the same time the Mail got a lovely crotch shot of her Mum - who was without underwear. Even more not good.
pinkhotluv says – reply to this

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DAmn EAT A FUCKING SANDWICH!!!!!
Aussie_Girls_Aloud says – reply to this

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Aw Chez… she usually dresses so well. Still love you though!
UrMajestyMsG says – reply to this

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WTF IS THAT?? GROSS!….OH NOT THE DRESS…HER SICKLY FIGURE, OR RATHER LACK THERE OF A FIGURE….SEMI-CORPSE IS MORE LIKE IT…
O-wunmi says – reply to this

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ewwww… white trash, she's so lucky she's not blonde! it would have been worse!
jones19 says – reply to this

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She looks slutty/trashy while wearing her grandmothers' curtains…now that's an achievement all on it's own!
xsebastianx says – reply to this

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That ' rag/ dress was by Alexander McQueen, cost 4 grand! Just shows you that they would wear a paper bag if it was designed by some famous overpriced designer. Her mother wore a tight dress, minus underwear…You can take the girl out of the council estate…..
piggsie says – reply to this

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Wow…a Perdue oven roaster in a dress!
book.daisy says – reply to this

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she looks anorexic
She-whom-shall-not-be-named says – reply to this

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Posh Bechkam paved the way to establishing fame from starvation and rocking emaciated body to the papz
Echerub91 says – reply to this

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UNBIASED MY ASS WHEN BETH DITTO LOOKS LIKE A PRATT YOU SAY SHE LOOKS GOOD YOUR ANYTHING BUT UNBIASED. KARMA WILL HAVE ITS WAY WITH YOU
emireland88 says – reply to this

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EWWW LOOK AT THAT DOUCHE ASHLEY COLE, HE'S A WASTE OF OXYGEN!!! Mario you should've posted a pic of Kimberley and Nicola from Girls Aloud, they looked WAY nicer last night!!!
emireland88 says – reply to this

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Re: k-raddd –

That guy is her husbad and he was voted the "most hated man in Britain" - he's a piece of shit; cheated on Cheryl and left his football club because they only paid him £60k a week and he was insulted by that, dick!!!
shittin_condoms says – reply to this

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who?
canadian_sk8er says – reply to this

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ewww….threw up in my mouth a lil…this girl needs food and fast!!!
bambix says – reply to this

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omg..nice snapshot of th walkin skeleton..even her neck looks wrinkly *shudders*
Serena, You Twats says – reply to this

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Nice, Perez.
Pick the worst possible picture you could find. Cheryl is a gorgeous girl, but is wearing a hideous dress. Her stomach is flawless, but you picked the one where she is hunched over and looks disgusting.
Serena, You Twats says – reply to this

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Re: xsebastianx – I absolutely love Alexander McQueen, but the dress is awful. You're exactly right, people like her with no fashion sense will just throw on anything as long as it shows skin and is designer.
Cheryl, her mother, and her hideously trashly leg tattoo need to get back to the council estate ASAP! Goes to show money does not buy taste!
Sarah1225 says – reply to this

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Re: Aggy920 –

I agree!!!! he/she wears total shite!!
californialove1023 says – reply to this

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and glamour uk named her "world's best dressed woman"???!? what were they thinking…
gymbunny says – reply to this

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The scariest thing? This dress cost thousands of pounds. Ouch.
Paty says – reply to this

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She looks sick.
allymc7 says – reply to this

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i wonder what your text would read if Gaga had been sporting the same outfit?!
MissDust says – reply to this

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has anyone considered whether the curtain-thingies might look different or cover up more if she were standing straight? just wonderin'…^^
supersonic1 says – reply to this

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99% of you are all f*cking gay! She is smokin hot
Zanna75 says – reply to this

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The outfit is vile and trashy but you didn't see the photo of her mother sitting down showing her privates to all the paparazzi. Her mother also went overboard with the make-up, spray tan and follows in the footsteps of her daughter as she doesn't wear underwear either!! Who wants to see a 55yr old woman wearing no panties??!!! Yuck!!! The lengths some people will go to to ensure they get their photos printed in the tabloids. Cheryl is pretty (not hugely talented as everyone in the UK knows that Nadine Coyle carries the Girls Aloud tunes). Cheryl needs to eat a burger, stop having so many spray tans, get rid of those horrid acrylic nails, hair extensions, tone down the OTT make-up and hire a decent stylist. Oh and her husband is a philandeering footballer on the way out of the England team…if his past performances are anything to go by. I'm hoping that when she finds work presenting some US TV show then we won't have to see her cheese grater body on display as much in the UK!!
Joshuaaa says – reply to this

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my thinspiration
bettybumbledust says – reply to this

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"We like to look in the mirror before we leave the house!" …

…priceless Perez, now I remember why i love you biatch! Remember this is the girl Simon Cowell wants to break America
Haribo says – reply to this

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Trashy is what it is and to be honest thats exactly what she is i can't wait till she's not around anymore, the songs are shit and the group just plain suck and the fact she's on tv now just makes me want to shoot myself in the head its better than looking at or hearing her.
krrish says – reply to this

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god i hate that bitch
ass says – reply to this

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Perez judging peoples' outfits, LOOOOL!! Now that's fucking funny.
seeitinow says – reply to this

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OMG I love the dress
cathryn123 says – reply to this

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rather have her than beth ditto who you ride in the ass.
Uglee One says – reply to this

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Garter?!
alyssav420 says – reply to this

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I wish I had that bod.
ahl45 says – reply to this

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it's funny how you make fun of other people but look at you.
ChelleOD says – reply to this

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Shelooks anorexic. What abs and titays? All I see is bones!!!
The Mancunian Candidate says – reply to this

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i normally love cheryl but i am not loving this! but at least she gained a bit of weight
The Mancunian Candidate says – reply to this

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Re: k-raddd – thats her husband lol
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